Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,585]

We did not submit a Thrilling Monday Report,  man.

Scintillating Monday/Tuesday repartee, yawn and yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Din-din was Many (2+2) gut-bombs from Arby's, bought with use of coupon man.

Rant, see man:

Idiot in drive-through ahead of us held up the line for half an hour, grrr man.

Fast food is supposed to be FAST, grrrrrr man.

We missed the beginning of the World's Serious game, grrrrrrrr man.

 

Miu let us scratch her chin at great length and rub her furry tummy, heavenly for man & miu man.

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Rant, see man:

 

There ought to be a dedicated 1- or 2-week period when every tree in one's neighborhood loses all its leaves, leaf us alone man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Din-din was a promotional Panera turkey sandwich, ingest free we man.

This was supplemented with much junk food during the World's Serious game, ingest we man.

 

Verrrry long GS/ES itinerary shaping up for Saturday, road-trip we man.

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Repartee continues scintillatingly, yawn man.

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Rant, see and grrr man:

 

Had to get din-din early, McDonald's man.

Ordered Many (2+2+1) plain hamburgers at counter, should be fast thought we man.

After Many (2x2x2x2+1) minutes, we inquired about status of order, inquire we man.

Cook staff had ignored it,  man.

Order was handed to us at Many (2x2x2x2 + 2+2+1) minutes after placement, fast food slow man.

No explanation and no apology, no and no man.

We (did what we never do and) submitted a "review," using code on receipt, let them have it man.

None of those clowns will be remotely considered for POTS employment, guarantee we man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

In morning, miu almost as aysheep as previous record, highly energetic aysheep miu man.

 

Din-din as reported above, ingest we and grrr man.

 

Left POTS complex early, abdicate we man.

Truncated eve with Mini-B., briefly Two Guys we man.

 

Took Mini-B. to casa to view funny Baba-Mail content, enjoy we and wee man.

Then took Mini-B. to "Trunk or Treat" event in skool parking-lot, take we wee man.

Candy given and games hosted from people's car trunks, unique PTA idea man.

Mini-B. got some teeth-rotters and saw Many of his skoolmates, socialize wee man with wee men man.

After this, returned Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B., return wee man to ex-she man we man.

 

Then, had time for a most necessary siesta, zzz we man.

 

Aysheep miu lobbying for second round of Play With Daddy, insistent miu man.

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Scintillating repartee yet again, yet again yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Din-din was almost an entire roasted chicken that was given to us, ingest all we man.

Dessert was onecan of wax beans*, ingest all we man.

    *bought cheap from the dented-can bin at the supermarket, financially savvy we man

Watched the World's Serious, ghastly man.

 

GS/ES itinerary is the longest range of any in a long time, must awaken early for it man.

Something like Many (2x2x2) consecutive ESs to attend, must get on road early man.

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Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Our itinerary led us through Many (2+2+1) counties and Many00 miles, road-trip we man.

See the take, see man:

 

 -- Many-piece ([2+2]-piece) queen sheet set, full bottle Pert Plus = $Many ($2+1), steal man

 -- Many-piece ([2+2]-piece) heavy-cotton queen sheet set, half-pack foam plates = 

       $1 + half a buck + half-of-half a buck, steal man

 -- new-in-box leather billfold = $Many ($2+2), deal man

 -- assorted party napkins/paper plates = $1, deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2) - half-of-half a buck

Edited October 31, 2021 by TBoneTX

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Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

Hit 2 ESs, intrepid we man.

Found a Many-drawer ([2+2+1]-drawer) dresser in great shape, looked good man.

Was marked down Many% (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 2+1%), steal man.

Delivery charge added, almost as much as the purchase man.

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2+1)

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Scintillating weekend repartee, yawn yawn man.

(Bad absent silent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT silent SILENT Asia!)

 

Thrilling MIni-Saturday report, mini-see man:

 

ES at favorite small town was phantom, but we lunched at favorite restaurant, ingest we man.

Got a chocolate cream pie, ingest later we and wee man.

 

Went straight to a nap after casa arrival, exhausted we man.

Awoke and mow-lawned, 2 mosquito-bites man.

 

Din-din was salted peanuts and onecan of fruit cocktail, still full from lunch we man.

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Thrilling Mini-Sunday report, mini-see man:

 

Got going around noon o'clock, exhausted we man.

Ran Many errands, Many (2+2) stores visited man.

Took costumed Mini-B. to see Mama T-B., special trick-or-treat wee man with senior she man.

Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., not quite our time man.

Furiously conquered single laundry load, skip the ironing man.

 

Chaired self outside to service trick-or-treaters, charitable we man.

Exhausted 2 of Many bags of candy, worked out OK man.

Compact visitor times, from half-of-half after Many till half-of-half till Many p.m., half an hour man.

Then gave up and went in to watch World's Serious, see we man.

 

Mini-B. arrived at Many p.m., exuberant exhausted wee man.

Got him embedded half an hour late, zzz wee man.

Dished the warsher, hours late man.

Miu delighted to have Big Brudduh back, pleased miu man.

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Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Got Mini-B. to skool, edj'muhcayted wee man.

Got T-B.-mobile to shop for:

  -- removing nail from tyre, slow leak man

  -- install new wiper-blades, what a difference man

  -- inspect front brakes, it's time man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2-1), steal man.

 

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + nuked hamburger steaks, ingest we and wee man.

 

Mini-B. sneezing all evening, sneeze wee man.

Gave him some allergy stuff, stop sneeze wee man.

 

Tuesday morn, will take T-B.-mobile back to shop for front brakes & rear struts, $i man.

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Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling most-of-Tuesday report, see man:

 

Dropped T-B.-mobile at repair shop, front brake$ rear $trut$ man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. chauffered us, reminder of ex-her's lousy driving man.  

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reported this act to the Rojo, new he man.

The Rojo asked her by text when our second date would be, ha ha man.

We said to respond to him, "Regards and sympathies*," necessary man.

   *"Regards and sympathies to the Rojo" = RASTTR, shorthand man

 

Lunch was a ham sandwich, indict it man.

 

Repairs came to nearly $Many00 (nearly $[2x2x2]00), dip in to POTS earnings man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. again chaffeured us, re-reminder of ex-her's lousy driving man.

Repair-shop owner amazed that ex-she & we get along so well, lucky (?) we man.

 

T-B.-mobile wouldn't start when we tried to drive it off, no go man.

Mechanic had left it on the rack in neutral with key in it,  man.

Owner jumped it and gleefully said, "That will be $Many00," ha ha man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad, nuked fish-sticks**, and small-town chocolate cream pie, ingest Two Guys man.

    **at least half the bag of Many, quite a few man

 

Played backyard wiffle-ball with Mini-B., burn calories we and wee man.

Mini-B. noted our inability to pick up anything from the ground, stiff back we man.

We explained our wish to be reincarnated as an invertebrate, wish we man.

 

Going to watch beginning of World's Serious game, Two Guys man.

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Bad absent everyone!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT everyone!

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of Costco chili, ingest we man.

 

Miu sat on our lap twice, atypical for miu man.

 

Rain forecast, afternoon man.

Monsoon began right at time to retrieve Mini-B. from skool, great timing man.

Retrieved Mini-B. without anybody drowning, intrepid we man.

Told Mini-B., "Now THIS is why we insisted that we play in the back yard yesterday, si man," si man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad (again) + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

We are now OORD, Officially Out of Ranch Dressing man.

 

Colder weather tonight, this seasonally sucks man.

Edited November 4, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,585]

This is something like two weeks (a Manynight) with no rants or scintillating repartee from anyone but us,  man.

 

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at skool, edj'muhcayted wee man.

Beelined to get hearing-aid batteries for Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

Lunch was a ham sandwich, indict it man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. at regular time, not monsooning man.

However, he was soaking wet, How Dry We Aren't man.

The skool had outdoor recess, brilliant because still soaking outside man.

Mini-B. fell and got his coat and pants thoroughly wet, foregone outcome man.

Had to launder both, responsible ancestor we man.

 

Din-din was nuked parrots/keys + chicken tenders in honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Miu jumped on kitchen counter and knocked down a glass dish that Mama T-B. had requested, destructive miu man.

Miu then jumped down and began batting the shattered pieces, Look at the New Toy Just Invented man.   

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Seems like miu gives you the constant entertainment