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[TBoneTX 45,585]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling non-GS/ES Saturday report, see man:

 

After keeping impressive consecutive-GS streak alive, collected Mini-B. & Cousin Mini-B. from Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, collect wee men we man.

T-B.-mobiled to favorite small town, road trip for We're Many (2+1) Guys man.

En route, explained meaning of "cowchip" to Cousin Mini-B., expand English vocabulary man.

Recited haiku in Spanish to Cousin Mini-B., laugh wee man.

Went straight to favorite restaurant, first things first for Many (2+1) Guys man.

 

Hostess and waiter assisted with Spanish explanation of menu for C.M-B., helpful they man.

Mini-B. ordered a regular hamburger with French fries, no surprise man.

Cousin Mini-B. ordered a bacon hamburger with French fries, order wee man.

We ordered a chicken-fried chicken breast with double green beans, first try of this by we man man.

 

Both wee men staggered by gigantic size of orders, monstrous man.

(We were disappointed at moderate size of our order, but it worked out man.)

Mini-B. couldn't even finish half of his burger or one-Many'rd of his fries, monstrous man.

We finished this/these for Mini-B., out-bail wee man ingest we man.

Cousin Mini-B. managed to finish his burger and most fries, ingest intrepid wee man.

We finished C.M-B.'s fries for him, out-bail other wee man we man.

 

Somehow, all Many (2+1) Guys had room for pie, mandatory for We're Many (2+1) Guys man*.

     *"We're Many (2+1) Guys, si man!  We eat WHAT we want WHEN we want, si man!"

Mini-B. & C.M-B. went to inspect the pie case, serious wee men man.

Mini-B. & C.M-B. decided upon chocolate cream pie, judicious decision by wee men man.

We asked waitress her favorite, inquire we man.

Waitress said, "Peanut Butter pie, hands down," recommend she to we man.

We obediently decided upon this, advice from She Who Must Be Respected man.

 

Mini-B. & C.M-B. somehow finished their monstrous slices, ingest they man.

We devoured our divine PB pie, ingest voraciously we man.

We ordered a whole PB pie to take back to casa, sold we man.

 

The bill came to $Many + tip, faint on floor we man.

However, Mini-B., C.M-B., and we very well pleased, therefore worth it man.

Everybody agreed with the priority of a siesta, desire zzz Many (2+1) Guys man.

 

Went from restaurant to "Harvest Festival," inspect this man.

Nothing formal going on at that time, but well-populated nevertheless man.

 

Mini-B. found kids blowing bubbles from various-sized contraptions and huge buckets of bubble soap, great activity man.

Mini-B. participated with great enthusiasm, proficient at blow-bubbling wee man.

Cousin Mini-B. preferred to watch Mini-B., perhaps embarrassed to participate older wee man.

 

After about an hour, mutually agreed to return to casa, great outing man.

Mini-B. & C.M-B. both fell asleep en route, stuffed wee men man.

Put together the Manytober Home Despot monthly kids' project, one for each wee man man.

 

Returned wee men to Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, good Many-hour ([2+2]-hour) excursion man.

Reaffirmed aloud that We're Many (2+1) Guys, eat what when want man.

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Groceried at legacy supermarket, financial mistake but tired we man.

Zzz'd for a glorious-yet-inadequate hour, mandatory man.

Awoke with minimal time to lawn-mow, hasten we man.

Finished in record time, impromptu adoption of new mowing pattern man.

Two sweatbands consumed, one job one recovery man.

 

Din-din unnecessary, stuffed-from-lunch we man.

Rest of evening chiefly spent catering to demanding miu, Mius Have Servants man.

(Miu's demands continue as of this writing, continue-demanding miu man.)

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. confirmed that both wee men greatly enjoyed our bachelor day, confirm she man.

A superb We're Many (2+1) Guys outing, most definitely si man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,585]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Rest of evening chiefly spent catering to demanding miu, Mius Have Servants man.

(Miu's demands continue as of this writing, continue-demanding miu man.)

In reference to above, see man:

https://babylonbee.com/news/cat-rests-up-in-preparation-for-long-night-running-up-and-down-stairs

 

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

Hit two ESs, first one dud second one yielded the take, see man:

 -- toucans corn, can evaporated milk, can Progresso soup, Acco stapler, heating-pad*

       = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+1] + half a buck), steal man

            *without stupid automatic shutoff, thank you man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+1] + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Could not sleep late despite best intentions, truncated zzz we man.

Read Sunday paper and belatedly updated fast-food coupons, organized we man.

 

Had Amazon delivery for Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man.

Suggested that he provide grocery list to kill two birds, suggest we to senior he man.

Waited over an hour for list, fairly lengthy man.

 

After ES-ing, set forth on grocery trip, assiduous we man.

Aldi should have had all but two products but was out of Many, supply issues man.

Walmart was out of some of the things that we managed to find at Aldi, supply issues man.

Finally procured/delivered stuff to Uncle T-B. at Many (2+2) p.m., appreciative senior he man.

 

Returned to casa, exhausted we man.

Started sole laundry load, late we man.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at half-past Many [2+2] p.m.) was toucans of Beefaroni, ingest we man.

Dished the warsher, Sunday man.

No time for nap, no zzz for we on a Sunday man.

 

Watched AFV with Ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., & Cousin Mini-B., eat all our junk food they man.

After AFV, Mini-B. hungry/tired/out-of-sorts, diagnose wee man we man.

Fixed Mini-B. a PBJ sandwich, mollified wee man.

Conquered the laundry, victorious we man.

De-dished the warsher, Sunday man.

Supervised good shower for Mini-B., needed by wee man.

Read quick page from magazine to Mini-B., quite late man.

Began new book (Johnny Texas) with Mini-B., read we with wee man man.

Mini-B. out like a light seconds after chapter ended, zzz wee man.

Must service wide-awake miu, insistent miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Neither Mini-B. nor we wanted to awaken this morn, Two Guys zzz we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of chicken-noodle soup, bought at Sunday's ES, financially savvy we man.

Din-din was 2 Hungry Man meatloaf din-dins, ingest we and wee man.

 

In other gripping news, we cleaned the miu-box and curbsided the garbage, out-of-control we man.

 

Incorrigible party-animal we man!  Incorrigible, INCORRIGIBLE party-animal PARTY-ANIMAL we man!

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of corn, bought at Sunday's ES, financially savvy we man.

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables, hot dogs, and peanut butter pie, ingest Two Guys man.

 

After din-din, played kickball with Mini-B. in exquisitely manicured back yard, play Two Guys man.

Mini-B. then attempted some calisthenics that he found online, what got into wee man man?

Good bedtime reading, read Two Guys and zzz wee man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then called with cockamamie Thanksgiving-week plans, travel ex-she & Rojo man.

We told her to put it in writing (e-mail, not text) so we can think about it, cogitate we man.

 

In just a moment, we will have off-polished an entire Many-oz. ([2x2x2x2+2]-oz.) bag of Fun-Size Snickers bars, over-ingest we man.

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with zealously guarded upvote inventories!

Edited October 20, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, must be a conspiracy man.

(Bad silent conspiratorial Asia!  Bad, BAD silent SILENT conspiratorial CONSPIRATORIAL Asia!)

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of Costco chili, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. came home tired from skool, tired wee man.

We made the mistake of urging him to practice his piano piece, poor timing man.

Mini-B. went tearfully aysheep and said that he wanted to quit piano, aysheep wee man.

We tried to convince him otherwise, unsuccessful we man.

 

We figured that Mini-B. was hungry, perceptive we man.

Din-din was bagged salad, then breaded chicken patties sliced into strips with honey-mustard dip, ingest we and wee man.

Mini-B. much happier, positive wee man.

We tried to convince him to practice piano, aysheep wee and unsuccessful we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. texted right then, text ex-she man.

She was in the area and came right over, proximal ex-she man.

She tried to convince him otherwise, unsuccessful ex-she man.

 

We went out back to play wiffle-ball, expressed desire earlier by wee man man.

Mini-B. did quite well, whack several home runs wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. looked ridiculous, no beisbol in Ecu man.

We did well to swing the bat without landing in the hospital, fortunate we man.

Activity up-cheered Mini-B., fun for wee and we and ex-she man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. contacted piano teechur, contact she ex-she man.

Teechur will talk with Mini-B. and change his practice piece, compliant teechur she man.

 

Mini-B. took a great shower, jovial wee man.

He composed a song, creative we man:

  "I'm the window-washa, I'm the window-washa, si man!

   I'm the window-washa doin' my dance, si man!

   I can't pee here so I'll pee in my pants, si man!

   I'm the window-washa, si man!"

 

In response, we composed two haikus, one of which see here man:

   "Hey, window-washa, si man --

    Finish showwuh and dry off, si man!

    It's time for bed now, si man!"

 

Bedtime was late but normal, some normalcy man.

 

Miu is lobbying hard for Daddy to go play "throw the feather-roller," insistent and obvious miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Some activity in the peanut gallery but scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. had to arouse us from bed this morn, still got him fed and to skool man.

Left to go to Post Office, early voting, and for lunch, expeditionary we man.

Lunch was a Subway sub, with use of coupon financially savvy we man.

 

Napped for a glorious hour-plus, necessary zzz for we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. retrieved Mini-B. from skool, her eve with wee man ex-she man.

 

Din-din was onecan of Progresso "pot roast" soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called during Mini-B.'s piano lesson to say that he was abiding it, surreptitious ex-she man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned Mini-B., who wanted to play wiffle-ball again, motivated wee man.

Only about half-of-half an hour of daylight left, great planning ex-she man.

All of us went into back yard** and played robustly***, enjoyed by all plus the mosquitoes man.

     **the immaculate nature of which mightily impresses Ex-Mrs.-T-B., take that ex-she man

    ***which is precisely why we kill ourself mowing it every other weekend, plan for wee man we man

 

 

Supervised Mini-B.'s shower, sweaty-to-clean wee man.

Began new monthly Jack & Jill magazine (April 1ManyManyMany) and read book, we with wee man.

Mini-B. fell asleep within minutes of ending, exhausted wee man.

Miu promptly awakened and demanded Play With Daddy, insistent miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,585]

It is barely Friday, and already Miu Prep Zzz man.

(It beats Many a.m. like last night, reason we over-zzz'd man.)

Mornin', lurkin' Commie- and other lurkin' babes with eminently awardable upvote inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Scintillating Friday repartee, Miu Must Have Everybody's Tongue man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Lunch was another Subway with use of another coupon, financially savvy we man.

Din-din was beef pot pies (large), ingest we and wee man.

 

Movie night involved miu videos, learning about mosquitoes, and more miu videos, watch we and wee man.

No Many (2+1) Stooges videos, break a string man.

Many (2+1) bags of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest we and wee man.

Miu slept through all miu videos, zzz priority over seeing other mius man.

 

Several GSs and an ES are itineraried for Saturday, investigate we man.

Miu has un-zzz'd and is lobbying to Play with Daddy, determined miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,585]

A scintillating full-week record of scintillating repartee now that Saturday is included, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Lunch was at our favorite Chinese buffet, over-ingest we man.

Staff was delighted to see us again, glee to re-see we man.

 

Rained upon return to casa, no front-mow-lawning man.

Napped for a glorious hour-plus, zzz we man.

 

Planned din-din wrecked by unexpected spoilage, go to Plan B we man.

Din-din for Mini-B. onecan of Aldi chili, ingest very-well-pleased wee man.

Din-din for us Many (2x2x2-1) halved Costco meatballs, ingest we man.

 

Finished Mini-B.'s book concurrent with the last night of our week, good timing man.

 

Miu currently tossing favorite feather-roller around our office, obvious miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We had itineraried Many (2x2x2+2) GSs and an ES, ambitious we man.

All were absolute duds, thud man.

Nothing worth even inspecting, let alone picking up, dud man.

Total = $0, no take man

[TBoneTX 45,585]

Must now service determined and highly aysheep miu, wrecking casa now man.

Mornin', silent Commie- and other babes with parsimoniously allocated upvote inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,585]

A full week with scintillating daily repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Standard Sunday happenings, q.v. man.

 

After retrieving Mini-B. from Mama T-B., took M.-B. to Dollar General, shop man.

Did not find Nerf pistol that M.-B. wanted, somewhat disappointed wee man.

Did let him choose snack items for next time's take-to-skool lunches, participatory wee man.

 

Din-din was S+M for Mini-B., standard last-day din-din ingest wee man.

Din-din was Costco meatballs for us, ingest we man.

Dessert was remainder of peanut butter pie from small town, ingest we and wee man.

 

After AFV, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came to collect Mini-B., bye wee man man.

'Twas a good Two Guys week, Two Guys we and wee man.

Edited October 25, 2021 by TBoneTX