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[KayDeeCee 4,893]

8 hours ago, laylalex said:

AOS interview in five days... I know what to expect, since I went through it before with Husband #1 (aka Voldemort aka Voldy), but the reality of it happening is starting to sink in with Alex. I reminded him that we have gone over and above what is needed to meet all the requirements; we were in that unlucky cohort of people who had to submit an I-944 before they stopped that, and USCIS no longer even looks at it. And they have mountains of financial information from us showing how we've entwined our lives. Adjusting from a work visa, where we were able to live together well before we got married, certainly made it easier to show this. I keep reminding him of this but he's getting nervous.

 

I see this as just another hurdle to climb over. We've known each other for nearly half our lives, been a couple for four years, lived together for two and married for one. I know we're going to be fine.

I know the feeling. My husband and I were a couple for 10 years before immigration stuff and getting married, yet always still had those nerves when dealing with one person having our lives in their sole hands. 

 

Yes, you will be fine. It's relaxing that's the hardest part. 🤪

[TBoneTX 45,591]

20 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'm so very impressed with your dietary choices.  Probably as much so as your dietitian.

Accurately laudatory G man!  Accurately, ACCURATELY laudatory LAUDTORY G man!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

19 hours ago, KayDeeCee said:

Ohhh, good luck with that! 

LPoP (Last Post on Page) and not read*, no see we KDC ma'am.

     *long-time thread rule

[TBoneTX 45,591]

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

Is she legal?  A "new" resident in TX?

See thrilling social report below, see below man.

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

serve him up a drink or two

Do your wifely duty as G-man indicates, si LL ma'am!

Compliant obediant LL ma'am!  Compliant, COMPLIANT obediant OBEDIANT LL ma'am!

Speaking of wifely duties, where is Ontarklar, huh man?

Absent wifely Ontarklar!  Absent, ABSENT wifely WIFELY Ontarklar!

2 hours ago, KayDeeCee said:

always still had those nerves [...] It's relaxing that's the hardest part.

Confirmation that you must serve those drinks, si LL ma'am!

Serve-must-drinking LL ma'am!  Serve-must-drinking, SERVE-MUST-DRINKING LL ma'am!

Edited October 3, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

Our exceptionally consume-timing itinerary paid off early and late, barren middle man.

The take, see man:

 -- Many-pack ([2+1]-pack) un-previously-worn underwear = $Many ($2+1), deal man

 -- pack red business envelopes = half-of-half a buck, steal man

 -- Many (2+2) books (2 for us, 2 for Mini-B.) = $Many + half + half-of-half a buck 

        ($2x2x2x2 - 1 - half-of-half a buck), deal man

 -- toucans peas, full box antibacterial wipes, pack of plastic forks, small screwdriver, 

        American flag, combo key ring/bottle-opener from People's Republic of Australia 

        = $Many ($2+1), steal man

TOTAL = $MANY ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2 + 1)

Edited October 3, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, finally man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Got to bed at Many (2+1) a.m., yet again man.

Awoke before Many (2x2x2) a.m., limited-zzz we man.

Set forth in T-B.-mobile at reasonable hour, nevertheless man.

 

Almost immediately began monsooning, oh great man.

First GSs not rained out, miracle man.

 

Brunched at good Mexican restaurant, just in time for cheap breakfast menu man.

Brun-brun was egg/ham omelet, refried beans, flour tortillas, & cheaps/salsa, filling man.

 

After GS-ing, went to Aldi for week's Two Guys din-dins, shop we man.

Filled in at legacy supermarket, one-Many'rd of Aldi stuff for more than Aldi bill, egad man.

 

Lawn too monsooned for mowing, too-tired-for-that-anyway we man.

Barely able to pantry groceries, exhausted we man.

Siesta'd briefly yet heartily in prep for social life, crucial zzz man.

 

Thrilling social report, see man:

Din-din at (different) Mexican restaurant with below-described chica, socialize we man.

(Of most importance, din-din for us was a monster burrito, ingest all we man.)

Chica not a rubia, no and sigh man.

Chiefly interested in a 0.0000001% discount off a POTS, materialistic she man.

We see through those types like a miu staring out a window, simile invented just now man.

However, non-rubia chica insisted on splitting the bill, exceptionally attractive quality man.

In addition, non-rubia chica can belch on command, exceptionally impressive quality man.

Non-rubia chica interested in POTS discount, us, or both, texted us constantly afterwards man.

 

Miu currently around-racing like aysheep wildmiu, routine behavior for miu man.

Miu has just deposited second feather-roller at our feet, Miu Agenda obvious man.

Must service miu, service miu we man.

And bedtime at (after) Many a.m. yet again, limited-zzz we man.

[Neonred 3,577]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

 

 

Thrilling social report, see man:

Din-din at (different) Mexican restaurant with below-described chica, socialize we man.

(Of most importance, din-din for us was a monster burrito, ingest all we man.)

 

However, non-rubia chica insisted on splitting the bill, exceptionally attractive quality man.

In addition, non-rubia chica can belch on command, exceptionally impressive quality man.

 

I'll bet a few hours after a monster burrito she can do more than just belch on demand!

 

Phew...

[TBoneTX 45,591]

19 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'll bet a few hours after a monster burrito she can do more than just belch on demand!  Phew...

We, not she, had the monster burrito, specific pronouns involved man.

NRC (non-rubia chica) claimed to be "still full from lunch," if she said so man.

Actually can't remember what she had specifically, but it wasn't much, forget we and no man.

 

And we again wonder whether farting indoors is as allegedly environmentally harmful as farting outdoors, puzzle we man.

Surely some famous Polish scientists have looked into this, oj tak.

Report-researching Asia!  Report-researching, REPORT-RESEARCHING Asia!

Edited October 4, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave casa, normally optimal Sunday man.

However, got to bed at Many (2+2) a.m., limited-zzz we man.

Planned to sleep for Many (2+2+2) hours, minimum to catch up man.

Awoke full hour before alarm, 2+2+1 insufficient hours man.

 

Had to mow lawn, too soggy Saturday still soggy Sunday man.

Cloudy and slightly breezy when pulled starter-rope, potential boon man.

Clouds and breeze fled the coop* immediately thereafter, no boon man.

      *No chicken report for weeks, no man.  Delinquent, DELINQUENT Ontarklar!

Many (2+1) sweatbands thoroughly consumed, perspire we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din at Many (2+1) p.m., delinquently ingest we man.

Was toucans of store-brand** Beefaroni, ingest we man.

     **previously purchased at half-price closeout, impressively frugal we man

 

Two***, not one, laundry loads conquered, exhausted we man.

    ***special bedclothes job, dreary man

Weeks' worth of miu-hair warshered from blanket, see dryer lint-trap man.

 

Napped like an illegitimate male child for >1 hour, imperative zzz man.

Dished/de-dished the warsher, Sunday necessity man.

 

Watched season premiere of AFV with Mini-B. & Cousin Mini-B., Many (2+1) Guys man.

Mini-B. urinated-off because Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought him Many (2+2) minutes late, late wee man.

Mini-B. also hungry, din-din of "salad with chicken & egg," not a Two Guys-type din-din man.

Attitude restored after AFV + real din-din of ABCs+12Manys, ingest wee man.

 

Amazingly, Mini-B. actually showered & clean-clothed on a Sunday, mirabile visu et dictu man.

 

Bedtime reading resumed, Two Guys activity man.

Mini-B. sound asleep & exclaiming random things in Spanish, expressive-during-zzz wee man.

Miu showing initial signs of desires for routine nightly service, service miu shortly we man.

 

Edited October 4, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn and  man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Beautiful day, Texas weather Many weather elsewhere zero man.

Mini-B. did not want to wake up, chip off old we man wee man.

 

Took Mini-B. to skool a bit later than usual, fervent request of wee to we man.

Got caught in lonnnnnnnng line of the same, never do that again man.

 

Got worked over by Fizzicle Therapy lady, up-loosen we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of store-bought* "bean & bacon" soup, ingest we man.

       *on half-price closeout at Big Lots, financially savvy we man

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from after-skool chess class, extracurricular wee man.

Mini-B. objected vociferously to planned din-din, green beans as entree man.

We got him to ingest Many (2+1) forkfuls, obstinate wee man.

We ingested leftovers + rest of can with gusto, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. then refused the idea of breaded chicken patties, past favorite man.

"They have stringy stuff inside," whined spoiled wee man to we man.

We gave in** and made regular beefburgers, from Costco man.

     **instead of saying, "Wee men in India are starving, so eat what we give you,"  man

Mini-B. ingested loaded burger with gusto, gustatory wee man.

We ingested 2 ketchupped-only burgers, number over volume man.

 

Miu alternately aysheep and comatose all day, aysheep and zzz-ing miu man.

 

POTS customers are hounding us for product, completely understandable man.

It looks as though we shall again get to bed at Many (2+1) a.m., Business Typhoon we man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn and  man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Everyone overslept, Two Guys zzz man.

Got Mini-B. up, fed, dressed, and to skool in Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2-2) minutes, maybe a record man.

 

Lunch was onecan of store-bought* chicken & dumplings soup, ingest we man.

     *from a legacy supermarket at half-price closeout, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B. exited skool grousing, not altogether unjustified man.

On Monday, gym teechur had them do 2 minutes of squats, sore legs man.

On Tuesday was Boosterthon lap-run, really good planning and    man.

Mini-B.'s good skool-shoes got muddy, really good planning and  man.

The mood and repartee were not optimal, not altogether unjustified man.

 

Din-din was nuked-in-the-bag mixed vegetables and Gen. Tso's chicken, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. thrilled at non-canned vegetables, wants nuked ones every day now man.

Made the rather solid point that the bags contain all of what we feed him individually, egad man.

This engendered parental panic as to what to do with the Manycans of vegetables now, uh-oh man.

We negotiated "bagged vegetables and bagged salad mostly, cans occasionally," accepted by wee man.

And, as usual, entire Many-oz. bag of Gen. Tso's was completely consumed, a Two Guys din-din man.

 

Gave Mini-B. some children's Advil for aching legs at bedtime, stop the grousing man.

Finished one chapter of in-bed book and someone was zzz-ing, out-knocked wee man.

 

Texas weather Many, Chamber-of-Commerce day man.

Texas mosquitoes Many, spraying stopped in October despite promises, grrrr man.

 

Miu awake much of day and sat on our lap, interfere with Business Typhoon duties miu man.

Miu kissed us on the lips Many (2+2) times, ulteriorly motivated miu man.

Miu was jockeying for miu-treats, feed miu we man.

 

[laylalex 7,293]

AOS interview in the morning. A little stressed, so of course I book having dinner with a friend the night before, completely forgetting what I need to do in the morning. 😕 

[janet3 1,170]

Just checked USCIS case status. R's N400 has been scheduled for November 8. We are both freaking out a bit....we thought it would be next year...

[TBoneTX 45,591]

4 hours ago, laylalex said:

AOS interview in the morning. A little stressed, so of course I book having dinner with a friend the night before, completely forgetting what I need to do in the morning. 😕 

(Strawberry-)rubia LL ma'am!  (Strawberry-)rubia, (STRAWBERRY-)RUBIA LL ma'am!

 

3 hours ago, janet3 said:

Just checked USCIS case status. R's NMany00 has been scheduled for November Many. We are both freaking out a bit....we thought it would be next year...

Forget-P-mathing JMany ma'am!  Forget-P-mathing, FORGET-P-MATHING JMany ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Quite literally dragged Mini-B. from bed in the morning, chip off old block wee man.

 

Lunch was onecan of store-bought* Chef B.-ar-D. "mini-ravioli with meatballs," ingest we man.

    *procured from dented-can bin at vastly reduced price, financially savvy we man

 

Din-din was bagged salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. got upset when we won ONE of Many (2+2) games of Uno, regressing wee man.

 

Mini-B. spent a full half-of-half an hour excitedly describing one of his video games to us, didn't understand a word of it we man.