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[TBoneTX 45,581]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

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Could have slept in more, desperately needed zzz we man.

However, had to awaken early, plumber supposed to come at half-past Many a.m. man.

 

Replaced chirping smoke-alarm battery, really irritating man.

Kept hearing another faint one, where was it man.

Finally found it -- stuffed in a never-used drawer by Then-Mrs.-T-B. man.  

 

Plumber didn't call or answer, no man.

Finally said that truck was being repaired and "can I come on Saturday instead," no man.

 

Roof inspector from insurance co. came half-hour before noon, just as promised man.

The two post-hurricane shingles that we found in back yard were the only damage, yay man.

Was most generous with his knowledge about siding, gutters, et al., discuss we & he man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from little amigo's casa at 1 p.m., separate wee men we man.

Mini-B. hungry, constant state for wee man man.

Utilized Arby's coupon for takeout, financially adept we man.

Plumber texted to say, "I can come at 2," not optimal but fine man.

 

Mini-B. & we out-pigged on Arby's, ingest Two Guys man.

Plumber showed at half-past 1, early he man.

Began diagnosing gurgling in tub drain next to toilet, diagnose he man.

Was floored by our elegant Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, impressed he man.

No siesta for us, desperately needed man.

 

Main sewer line clear but might have a section ring askew, watchful waiting we man.

Tub-gurgle fixed by running water down unused tub-drain, noisy pea trap man.

Total charge = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + $2x2x2x2 + $2+2+2), fair man.

 

By this time, half-past Many (2+2) p.m., getting late for Movie Night nap man.

Mini-B. claimed hunger of "Many on a scale of 0 to Many," melodramatic wee man.

We were still stuffed from lunch, stuffed we man.

 

For din-din, split (store-bought) can of pork & beans with Mini-B., ingest Two Guys man.

Made Mini-B. 2 hot dogs by enthusiastic request, none for us man.

Mini-B. down-wolfed one hot dog and stated, "I'm not hungry, no man; you eat it, si man."

We managed to consume said hot dog, ingest we man.

 

Found some late-afternoon POTS work to do, no siesta for we man.

Began Movie Night a bit later than usual, diligent we man.

 

First popcorn-accompanied event was info about fire hydrants, interesting man.

Next p-a'd events were funny videos about cats, miu slept through all of these man.

Final p-a'd events were 2 of The Many (2+1) Stooges, both excellent man.

Total Costco popcorns consumed = Many (2+2) bags, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Showed Mini-B. Jupiter, Saturn, and either Mars or Venus outside, spatial Two Guys man.

 

Embedded Mini-B., wordplay wee with we and we with wee man man.

Mini-B. soon out like light, zzz wee man.

No nap and another short night for us, must fulfill obligations from demanding miu first man.

 

Despite no zzz for we man, a fulfilling Two Guys day, We're Two Guys man.

[TBoneTX 45,581]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Things improved somewhat, helped by some community GSs, si and see the take man:

 -- old book to read with Mini-B. = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 - half a buck) = OK man

 -- full can Old Spice shaving-cream; 2 boxes antihistamines; open/full Kleenex box; 

        stack of paper cups = $Many ($2+1), deal man

 -- Mexico t-shirt = $1, deal man

 -- Belkin Many-tap ([2+2+2]-tap) electrical outlet = $Many ($2+1), steal man

 -- 2 pants/1 shirt for Mini-B.; one Manyzen Ray-o-Vac Many-V ([2x2x2+2]-V) batteries 

        = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 + half a buck) = steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1)

[TBoneTX 45,581]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling non-GS/ES Saturday report, see man:

 

Had itineraried GSs/ESs counterclockwise but proceeded clockwise, hemispheric we man.

Lunch = bacon-&-egg omelet at remote restaurant, worth good TripAdvisor rating man.

 

Returned to casa at right about Many (2+1) p.m., out for Many (2+2+1) hours man.

Mowed front lawn, keep in front of predicted rain next week man.

Mini-B. returned by Ex-Mrs.-T-B. shortly thereafter, return ex-she wee man.

 

With Mini-B.'s consent, took lengthy nap, siesta we upon approval of wee man.

Din-din = 2 large beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. fell asleep for first time ever during bedtime reading, exhausted wee man.

 

Bad news = AFV isn't on on Sunday, outrageous injustice man.

[TBoneTX 45,581]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

(Bad absent silent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT silent SILENT Asia!)

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Texas weather Many, glorious man.

 

Usual details of report for heavy-laundry Sunday, see previous man.

 

Lunch = toucans of (store-bought) "chicken tortilla" soup, ehhh man.

 

Mini-B. introduced us to "virtual reality," mildly interesting but what's the big deal man.

 

Din-din was toucans (onecan each) of Spaghettio's + meatballs, ingest we and ingest wee man.

 

Turned over Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B., sigh we and wee man.

Recited our "We're Two Guys" mantra beforehand, traditional and Male Bonding man.

[TBoneTX 45,581]

Scintillating Monday repartee, everyone here needs more caffeine man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

On way home from POTS office, stopped at a legacy supermarket, rare for us man.

Found the correctly sized Many-pack ([2+2+2]-pack) of corn dogs, got one for Mini-B. man.

Found some nuke-in-the-bag frozen vegetables, got Many packs for Mini-B. man.

 

Din-din was the last 2 hot dogs + senior-sized salad donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man.

Postprandial (after-din-din) hourlong nap lasted for 2 hours, glorious zzz for we man.

Must now cleanse the miu-box and curbside the garbage, industrious we man.

 

We apologize to all* for overstimulating your brain cells with these adrenaline-packed reports of heroism and derring-do, sorry we man.

       *and solicit your upvotes

[TBoneTX 45,581]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, everyone must be taking extended siestas* man.

     *Bad absent negligent uncommunicative somnolent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT negligent NEGLIGENT uncommunicative UNCOMMUNICATIVE somnolent SOMNOLENT Asia!

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. hurt his finger by falling on it at skool today, report from Ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Mini-B. wanted to come to our casa, absent we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. let herself + him in, good reason to leave her with a key man.

 

Mini-B. wanted consolation from us + miu, only miu available man.

He was rather tearful on the phone with us, poor wee man.

We said that Mommy would put ice on it and maybe give him bedtime medicine, comfort wee man we man.

At last report, he was doing "much better" and was asleep, zzz wee man.

 

Din-din was 2 "loaded breakfast sandwiches" from Jack in The Box, ingest we with use of coupon man.

Supposed to monsoon loudly in wee hours of Wednesday, hopefully don't awaken we man.

It is good to reconfirm that Mini-B. wants us for consolation, Two Guys bond man.

[TBoneTX 45,581]

And now scintillating Wednesday repartee, look alive in here man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Awakened by loud thunderboomer during wee hours, truncated zzz we man.

Never really re-zzz'd until right before alarm rang, hate that man.

 

Eve with Mini-B., brief Two Guys caucus man.

Din-din was drive-through Burger King with use of coupon, ingest Two Guys man.

Ran through many Baba-Mail funny signs, construction fails, et al., enjoy Two Guys man.

Up-wrapped eve with The Many (2+1) Stooges on Youtube, highly enjoyable man.

 

Siesta'd for >1 hour, over-zzz but not miss late TV news we man.

Must soon return for another "throw the miu toys so miu can pounce" session, insistent miu man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,581]

Miu is running around like a completely aysheep wildmiu, aysheep miu man.

Must service miu shortly, Mius Have Servants man.

[TBoneTX 45,581]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, everyone is a mute man.

(Bad present-yet-silent Asia!  Bad, BAD present-yet-silent PRESENT-YET-SILENT Asia!)

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Din-din was Tuna Glop*, ingest we man.

     *bag microwave rice, toucans tuna, can peas

No postprandial nap, no zzz for we man.

Miu going absolutely aysheep, service hyperactive needy miu we man.

[TBoneTX 45,581]

Scintillating Friday repartee, this has gone on ALL WEEK man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Used Many%-off coupon at Big Lots, saved $Many before expiration man.

Din-din was toucans of Chef Boy-ar-Dee mini-ravioli, ingest we man.

Then napped and overslept late TV news, over-zzz we man.

Actually going out with someone on Sat. eve, imagine that man.

[Neonred 3,577]

On 9/27/2021 at 2:31 AM, TBoneTX said:

Lunch = toucans of (store-bought) "chicken tortilla" soup, ehhh man.

 

Din-din was toucans (onecan each) of Spaghettio's + meatballs, ingest we and ingest wee man.

 

 

On 9/28/2021 at 2:06 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

Found the correctly sized Many-pack ([2+2+2]-pack) of corn dogs, got one for Mini-B. man.

 

Din-din was the last 2 hot dogs + senior-sized salad donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man.

 

 

On 9/29/2021 at 1:21 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

Din-din was 2 "loaded breakfast sandwiches" from Jack in The Box, ingest we with use of coupon man.

 

 

On 9/30/2021 at 2:34 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

Din-din was drive-through Burger King with use of coupon, ingest Two Guys man.

 

 

On 10/1/2021 at 2:39 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

Din-din was Tuna Glop*, ingest we man.

     *bag microwave rice, toucans tuna, can peas

 

 

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Din-din was toucans of Chef Boy-ar-Dee mini-ravioli, ingest we man.

 

I'm so very impressed with your dietary choices.  Probably as much so as your dietitian.

[KayDeeCee 4,893]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Actually going out with someone on Sat. eve, imagine that man.

Ohhh, good luck with that! 

[Neonred 3,577]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Actually going out with someone on Sat. eve, imagine that man.

Is she legal?  A "new" resident in TX?

Edited October 2, 2021 by Neonred

[laylalex 7,293]

AOS interview in five days... I know what to expect, since I went through it before with Husband #1 (aka Voldemort aka Voldy), but the reality of it happening is starting to sink in with Alex. I reminded him that we have gone over and above what is needed to meet all the requirements; we were in that unlucky cohort of people who had to submit an I-944 before they stopped that, and USCIS no longer even looks at it. And they have mountains of financial information from us showing how we've entwined our lives. Adjusting from a work visa, where we were able to live together well before we got married, certainly made it easier to show this. I keep reminding him of this but he's getting nervous.

 

I see this as just another hurdle to climb over. We've known each other for nearly half our lives, been a couple for four years, lived together for two and married for one. I know we're going to be fine.

[Neonred 3,577]

7 minutes ago, laylalex said:

AOS interview in five days... I know what to expect, since I went through it before with Husband #1 (aka Voldemort aka Voldy), but the reality of it happening is starting to sink in with Alex. I reminded him that we have gone over and above what is needed to meet all the requirements; we were in that unlucky cohort of people who had to submit an I-944 before they stopped that, and USCIS no longer even looks at it. And they have mountains of financial information from us showing how we've entwined our lives. Adjusting from a work visa, where we were able to live together well before we got married, certainly made it easier to show this. I keep reminding him of this but he's getting nervous.

 

I see this as just another hurdle to climb over. We've known each other for nearly half our lives, been a couple for four years, lived together for two and married for one. I know we're going to be fine.

Sounds like he's probably not just in it for the green card....

 

LOL

 

Will be a breeze.  Tell him to relax, or better yet serve him up a drink or two.