Save The Last Rants For Me

[SalishSea 17,969]

On 8/22/2021 at 10:19 PM, TBoneTX said:

We will leave her the residue of our estate that isn't picked over by the rubias, si man.

Many (2+2+1) closets?

[SalishSea 17,969]

On 8/23/2021 at 8:48 AM, Lil bear said:

Rudyard Kiplings  “Just so “ stories are a feast !! Best read out loud .. absurd and delightful … “gray green Limpopo River “ is just designed to roll off the tongue … enjoy…. both of you 

Yes!

 

Followed by Lewis Carroll, Roald Dahl, and Tove Jansson's Finn Family Moomintroll!

[Lil bear 4,256]

19 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

Yes!

 

Followed by Lewis Carroll, Roald Dahl, and Tove Jansson's Finn Family Moomintroll!

Bring on the Jabberwocky !!! 
 

Jabberwocky

BY LEWIS CARROLL

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves 

      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: 

All mimsy were the borogoves, 

      And the mome raths outgrabe. 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

2 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Many (2+2+1) closets?

Our Many closets are being bequeathed to the long-suffering Mini-B., si JD ma'am.

[Asia 2,498]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Silent lurking upvoting Asia!  Silent, SILENT lurking LURKING upvoting UPVOTING Asia!

Yeah, been absent for some time

Vacationing with my sister and nephews in Tatra Mountains.

 

Four years between our two vacations. They're completely different boys now

[Ontarkie 14,304]

11 hours ago, Asia said:

Yeah, been absent for some time

Vacationing with my sister and nephews in Tatra Mountains.

 

Four years between our two vacations. They're completely different boys now

They have all grown so much. A much deserved vacation too. 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

20 hours ago, Asia said:

nephews

Materteral Asia!  Materteral, MATERTERAL Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

New A/C compressor unit installed today, whee man.

Two Mexicans from A/C co. did it in just over 2 hours, proficient they man.

Elderly gringo boss came out to check their work, nice old dude man.

Plus, cloudy all morning, keep temperature at Many F. man.

Except for having to pay $Many,000, we are very well pleased, whee man.

Unit was manufactured just last month, fresh catch of the day man.

 

Cousin Mini-B. from Ecu has been attending hyskool, ESL stoodent he man.

His most recent course-progress report showed straight Many scores, perfect man.

Today, he was pulled out of class, normally a bad sign man.

They told him that he was already good enough to graduate, imagine that man!

They will keep him in English and look for Advanced Placement or college-credit courses, whee man.

 

CM-B. does study hard, stoodious he man.

However, he knows the subject material already, according to Ex-Mrs.-T-B. she man.

This does not speak well of U.S. skools versus Ecu skools, rigor of curriculum man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad & microwave pot roast, ingest we and wee man.

 

Had Movie Night with Mini-B., traditional Two Guys activity man.

Watched "BUSTED - A Citizen's Guide to Police Encounters," worthy YouTube item man.

Mini-B. grasped many concepts, Are We Free To Go Now and We Don't Consent To Search man.

After this, we watched The Many (2+1) Stooges, pretty good man.

A record-tying Many (2+2) -- yes, Many (2+2) -- Costco popcorns were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

After Movie Night, was nearly dark, dusking rapidly man.

Mini-B. asked to play kickball in back yard, desirous wee man.

Of course we complied, rapidly air kickball and go out we with wee man.

This is exactly why we kill ourself mowing large back yard every other week, Two Guys man.

 

Tomorrow night, will finish "Just So" Stories, perfect end of Two Guys week man.

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2x2x2) ESs for Saturday, plethora man.

 

A pretty doggoned good day, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

On 8/28/2021 at 12:23 AM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2x2x2) ESs for Saturday, plethora man.

One GS was phantom, grrrr man.

Only one of the Many (2x2x2) -- yes, Many (2x2x2) -- ESs yielded the anemic take, see man:

 -- Many (2+2+1) full or half-full yellow legal-pads = $1, deal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Gave Ex-Mrs.-T-B. two BK coupons for breakfast with kids, no complaint for once from ex-she man man.

 

Lunch was at a pretty terrible Mexican restaurant, never return we man.

 

After ES-ing, mowed front lawn, exhausted we man.

Napped for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Played Blackjack with Mini-B. with use of Uno cards, interesting process man.

 

Watched portion of preseason NFL game, try to explain to Mini-B. man.

After one play, we asked Mini-B. what had happened, ask we wee man.

Mini-B. said, "They graffitied a cow," observe wee man.

 

Finished "Just So Stories," neat wrap-up of week of bedtime reading with Mini-B. man.

Mini-B. declared, "That was an excellent book," observe wee man.

[Asia 2,498]

On 8/27/2021 at 10:14 PM, Ontarkie said:

They have all grown so much. A much deserved vacation too. 

Oh yes, they did. The oldest one is way too smart for his own good 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Finally participatory Asia!  Finally, FINALLY participatory PARTICIPATORY Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at Mama T-B.'s for mandatory biweekly visit, doting senior she man.

Did furious errands/domestic duties during the less-than-Many-hour interim, exhausted we man.

Got blessed hour-plus-long nap, zzz we man.

Din-din = Spaghettio's+Meatballs for Mini-B. and refrigerator leftovers for us, ingest Two Guys man.

Watched AFV with wee man, Ex-Mrs.-She man, & Cousin Mini-B., traditional man.

Recited "We're Two Guys!" mantra before surrendering Mini-B., si and sigh man.

Dished/de-dished the warsher, made it all week on one load man.

Made lunches for week, including last of Costco sliced turkey man.

Confirmed reputation as out-of-control party-animal via above wild report, yet again man.

[Lil bear 4,256]

🐓Chicken update .. remaining hen who survived the racoons 🦡🦡 is much more settled thankfully. Now laying regularly 🥚and back to eating out of my hand. Nice to have  her back. 🐣New chickies are loud and boisterous and very healthy 🐥! Other wildlife  news ..   we have been delighted this summer to be able to  watch momma deer and her two growing fawns grazing often just near the house. Saw today that they have been delighted to be able to eat every  bit of green 🍃off the strawberry 🍓plants  😳.  Fair trade methinks !! 

note to self .. lock the chicken coop at night AND don't take the netting off the vegie garden until the plants have died back. Ah well .. the learning continues !  

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Update-chickening LB ma'am!  Update-chickening, UPDATE-CHICKENING LB ma'am!

Coop-lock-chickening LB ma'am!  Coop-lock-chickening, COOP-LOCK-CHICKENING LB ma'am!