Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 46,126]

7 hours ago, laylalex said:

There's something nice about having someone else do your laundry and stock the fridge with whatever you want.

This is true, so get back to your wifely duties, si LL ma'am!

Delinquent LL ma'am!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT LL ma'am!

7 hours ago, Lil bear said:

In place of Ontarkies missing update on chickens, one from me will have to do.

Responsible LB ma'am!  Responsible, RESPONSIBLE LB ma'am!

5 hours ago, Lil bear said:

Many months with Many happy hens and Many Manyzen eggs each week

Bad forget-P-Mathing LB ma'am!  Bad, BAD forget-P-mathing, FORGET-P-MATHING LB ma'am!

5 hours ago, cdneh said:

Finished the reno.  Been totally re-plumbed, mostly rewired. Now trying to organize and find a place for the stuff I didn't biff.

Industrious Eh ma'am!  Industrious, INDUSTRIOUS Eh ma'am!

5 hours ago, cdneh said:

I still have stuff do do outside, but I ain't doing that when it's still so hot.

Indolent Eh ma'am!  Indolent, INDOLENT Eh ma'am!

5 hours ago, cdneh said:

Can't say I'll be sorry to leave.

Abdicational Eh ma'am!  Abdicational, ABDICATIONAL Eh ma'am!

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I completely enclosed my coop and run.

Guilt-ridden non-report-chickening Ontarklar!  Guilt-ridden, GUILT-RIDDEN non-report-chickening NON-REPORT CHICKENING Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 46,126]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Din-din was a can of Chunky Chicken-&-Dumpling soup* and the leftover small-town apple pie, ingest we man.

    *bought half-price on supermarket closeout, save we man.

 

Thursday, we are in court, judicial we man.

The case regards patent/trademark violations in the POTS industry, unforgivable man.

Heads will roll, see report tomorrow man.

[Ontarkie 14,499]

I have a charlie horse in my ribs 

[laylalex 7,300]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

This is true, so get back to your wifely duties, si LL ma'am!

No wifely duties when no husband is around.  

[TBoneTX 46,126]

11 hours ago, laylalex said:

wifely duties

You get back to these this minute, young lady, si man!   

[TBoneTX 46,126]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

In court for patent/trademark POTS issues, si man.

Judge saw us coming and ordered bailiffs to roll out multiple red carpets, good judge man.

Without any testimony from us required, judge declared other parties civilly and criminally liable, si man.

The fine was $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000 + court costs, rather fair man.

The criminal penalty was Many consecutive life sentences in prison, don't mess with us man.

This all happened in barely Many minutes, efficient man.

In fact, Jeeves* even kept the POTS limousine's engine running for us, knows the score man.

     *today's POTS-limo chauffeur

Judge also ordered everyone present to buy a POTS from us before he adjourned the trial, sensible he man.

 

Tonight was eve with Mini-B., Two Guys man.

Din-din was 2 Whoppers/2 fries/2 drinks from Burger King, of course with use of coupon man.

We really do suspect that Ex-Mrs.-T-B. often drives Mini-B. aysheep, suspect we man.

[KayDeeCee 4,896]

On 8/17/2021 at 8:36 PM, janet3 said:

I think he has decided just to add a middle name.  And he has chosen "Alexander" (your taste is impeccable....that was the name I suggested too 😊)

Great choice. That's what I chose for my eldest's middle name many moons ago. It's the only one of their names they still like 

[TBoneTX 46,126]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Miu racing around like a wildmiu in morning, race wildmiu man.

Another record-setting week of POTS sales, yawn man.

Din-din was "tuna glop," to wit man:  bag microwave rice, toucans tuna, peas man.

Many ESs/GSs itineraried for Saturday, better get to bed or will miss them all man.

Miu lobbying Daddy to come play, insistent miu man.

[TBoneTX 46,126]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Got to bed at nearly Many (2+2) a.m., zzz-deprived we man.

 

We had 2 GSs, Many (2x2x2-1) ESs, and an MS (moving-sale) itineraried, promising man.

We ran out of time to attend the MS, oh well man.

One GS was phantom, grrrr man.

None -- no, none -- of the ESs (most full-casa, too!) yielded anything, only the one GS did man:

 -- button-down double-pocket shirt = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[laylalex 7,300]

Well, that's me alone for the next (checks calendar) 25 days. 😕 Flight left on time this afternoon, he had his negative COVID test and two giant suitcases full of presents for what must be everyone in Britain. His sister is having him bring back two packs of Pecan Sandies. Why?? That is a country full of amazing cookies/biscuits (I mean, I regularly buy British biscuits because they are so amazing) and she wants Pecan Sandies. 🤦‍♀️ He has had his arm twisted into staying with his sister, who just moved to London, instead of staying with another one of our friends who offered. The offer is still open, and he may very well take it up depending on how long it takes for the two siblings to start winding each other up. We shall see. I'll be going to my parents' house tomorrow afternoon, I want one night to myself.

 

About to book my tickets to see my grandmother in New England in October -- very excited but I'm now very worried about the hurricane which is about to slam into the area. I gave her a call today to clear the dates and check up on her. She assured me that she's got plenty of bottled water and food, and she's lived through enough hurricanes to know what to do. "Don't be such a ninny," she said. A ninny!  

[TBoneTX 46,126]

1 hour ago, laylalex said:

ninny

Does Grandma know that you're really a wild woman who's got no self-control and doesn't want any, huh LL ma'am?  

[TBoneTX 46,126]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Got barely Many hours of sleep, that's what happens consequent to going to bed at nearly Many (2+2) a.m. man.

 

Just awake enough to go on GS/ES marathon, and just sleepy enough not to be peeved at the nearly nonexistent yield, si and no man.

 

Stopped at different dry-cleaners, ours too expensive man.

Shirts-on-hangers only $1.Many, Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2+2) cents cheaper each, $ave we man.

Not super-local to us, but worth the savings, cheap we man.

 

Lunch/din-din (at 2 p.m.) was at a Mexican restaurant in the area in which we were at, local man.

We had the Many-enchilada ([2+1]-enchilada) din-din, cheese ground beef shredded chicken man.

It was enough to also serve as din-din, ingest plenty we man.

 

Hit Aldi on way back to casa, combine errands man.

Of course they were out of corn dogs, major food group for Mini-B. man!

We shall have to try a different Aldi or other store on Sunday, mandatory purchase man.

 

Napped like an illegitimate male child for nearly 2 hours, out-wiped we man.

Awoke and mowed full lawn, fortunately in shadows man.

Now eating extra-crunchy peanut butter straight from jar with use of a spatula, One Guy man.

[TBoneTX 46,126]

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wants to be remembered in our Will, mercenary ex-she man.

We told her that she is #Many (2+2+2+1), behind the Many (2+2+2) rubias, priorities man.

[laylalex 7,300]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wants to be remembered in our Will, mercenary ex-she man.

We told her that she is #Many (2+2+2+1), behind the Many (2+2+2) rubias, priorities man.

GOOD.

 

Sorry, I have PTSD: Post-Traumatic Spouse Disorder.

[TBoneTX 46,126]

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

I have PTSD: Post-Traumatic Spouse Disorder.

And maybe a couple of glasses of wine, huh LL ma'am?  

But we are the chorus, and we agree, si man.  We agree, we agree, we agree, si man.