Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Half-Thrilling half-Sunday half-report, read with only one eye man[/b]:

 

Received Mini-B. & Cousin Mini-B. from Ex-Mrs.-T-B., handover wee men ex-she man.

Recited the "We're Two Guys" except as "We're Many (2+1) Guys," highly satisfying man.

Immediately took them to Arby's, first dine-in customers man.

CM-B muttered to Mini-B. that he wanted only a sandwich, no fries or whatever man.

Changed his tune when he saw/tasted everything, voraciously ingest elder wee man.

He finished (including the cheese sticks) before either we or Mini-B. did, ingest wee man.

Guess this is what to look forward to when Mini-B. becomes a Manyager, voracious man.

 

Back at the casa, went into garage to construct the August Home Despot kids' projects, build man.

CM-B. caught on extremely quickly, sharp wee man.

We/Mini-B. finished almost simultaneously with CM-B., proficient elder wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Other Uncle T-B. died peacefully in sleep at home overnight, exceptionally senior he man.

It could have ended Many (2+2+2+1) Manycades before in the Nazi camps, Survivor he man.

What a blessing that he was spared for so much longer, life very well lived man.

We have just one uncle left now, treasure other senior he man.

[Adventine 3,201]

25 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Other Uncle T-B. died peacefully in sleep at home overnight, exceptionally senior he man.

It could have ended Many (2+2+2+1) Manycades before in the Nazi camps, Survivor he man.

What a blessing that he was spared for so much longer, life very well lived man.

We have just one uncle left now, treasure other senior he man.

 

Sorry for your loss. It's very sweet that you pay attention to the seniors in your family.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Gracias, A ma'am.  Everybody in our family is a senior, possibly (but not admittedly) including us, si ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Semi-thrilling semi-Sunday half-report, read this half with other eye man:

 

Magnificent 2-hour siesta, zzz we man.

Din-din was salad, Costco salmon fillets, and apple pie from small town yesterday, ingest we man.

Mini-B. lobbied for the salad, not fed it much by Ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Cousin Mini-B.'s eyes lit up at the sight of the freshly microwaved salmon, drool senior wee man.

Same with the apple pie, ingest we and senior wee and wee man.

We were hard-pressed to retain our champion Fast Snarfer status, wolf we man.

 

Senior wee man very well pleased with bachelor vittles, We're Many (2+1) Guys man.

He will surely relate the story and show fotos of his Home Despot creation, news straight to Ecu man.

And we messed up only one must-warsh plate in prepping the salmon, efficient we man!

 

Single laundry load conquered, domestic we man.

Warsher dished and ready to de-dish, domestic we man.

 

Told Mini-B. of passing of other Uncle T-B., saddened wee man.

Mini-B. has experienced Many (2+1) such deaths plus recent former miu in his young life, a lot man.

We were Many (2x2x2x2) years old before we lost anyone close, fortunate we man.

Mini-B. can handle a surprising amount for his tender age, just Many years old man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

We missed our Many'th anniversary of joining VJ (on July Many'th), si man.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

On 8/8/2021 at 2:21 PM, TBoneTX said:

Other Uncle T-B. died peacefully in sleep at home overnight, exceptionally senior he man.

It could have ended Many (2+2+2+1) Manycades before in the Nazi camps, Survivor he man.

What a blessing that he was spared for so much longer, life very well lived man.

We have just one uncle left now, treasure other senior he man.

I'm so sorry Tbone 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

In morning, Mini-B. & we shop-groceried for last surviving Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man.

Added treats such as grapes and mandarin oranges, favorites of senior he man.

Took birthday cards from us & miu (si, man), plus small-town slice of apple pie, delicious man.

Uncle T-B. had gotten lunch from seniors' cafeteria and offered us portions, ingest we & wee man.

Uncle T-B. will be Many years old on Wednesday, early visit because of Mini-B.'s skool man.

Had nice visit, Many (2+1) generations man.

 

Mini-B. still hungry after lunch snack, unsurprising man.

Lunch was PB&J sandwich, should've given wee man two man.

We were not super-hungry for more, satiated we man.

Took hourlong siesta, zzz we man.

 

In afternoon, loaded up skool supplies & took Mini-B. to "Meet the Teechur," Many'th grade man.

Check-in was a zoo, utter chaos during Many-degree-F. day man.

Many'th grade will be in outdoor/"temporary" buildings, rather permanent structures man.

Mini-B.'s science/math/homeroom teechur obviously brilliant & motivated, stoked young she man.

Mini-B.'s English teechur obviously sweet & motivated, stoked young she man.

Skool supplies all secured in Mini-B.'s little skool desk, ready-to-go wee man.

Homeroom teechur thrilled at bottles of hand-sanitizer, prescient donation by we man.

Returned to casa in drench-sweated condition, How Dry We Weren't we & wee man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was can of ABCs+12Manys([2+1]s)+meatballs, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was can of Costco chili, ingest we man.

 

Right afterward was Mini-B.'s piano lesson, musical wee man.

Of course, he had left his books at Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa,  wee &  ex-she man.

Teechur able to adapt on the fly, adaptable she man.

 

Wanted another siesta but never got one, zzz-starved we man.

Almost finished with Mini-B.'s "Jack and Jill" magazine, start new full-year series soon man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

-------

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. went to Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s for a last-gasp playdate before skool tomorrow, party wee man.

Lunch was a ham/cheese sandwich from supermarket deli, ingest we man.

We used an expire-today Many%-off ([2x2x2x2+2+2]%-off) Big Lots coupon, save we man.

Din-din was Italian-style green beans & hamburger steaks, complain wee and ingest we & wee man.

Made Mini-B.'s first-day-of-skool lunch, culinary we man.

We are obviously an incorrigible party-animal, got no self-control and don't want any we man!  

[TBoneTX 45,580]

News alert, see man:

 

At this typing, we are Many (2x2x2+2+2+1) upvotes away from Many,000, all-time record man.

 

He/she who awards the bingo upvote shall receive a 0.0000001% discount off retail price of a beautiful Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, irresistible incentive man.

[KayDeeCee 4,893]

On 8/8/2021 at 2:21 PM, TBoneTX said:

Other Uncle T-B. died peacefully in sleep at home overnight, exceptionally senior he man.

It could have ended Many (2+2+2+1) Manycades before in the Nazi camps, Survivor he man.

What a blessing that he was spared for so much longer, life very well lived man.

We have just one uncle left now, treasure other senior he man.

My condolences to you and your family.

[trudi 1,317]

On 8/8/2021 at 2:21 PM, TBoneTX said:

Other Uncle T-B. died peacefully in sleep at home overnight, exceptionally senior he man.

It could have ended Many (2+2+2+1) Manycades before in the Nazi camps, Survivor he man.

What a blessing that he was spared for so much longer, life very well lived man.

We have just one uncle left now, treasure other senior he man.

My condolences to you and all who love him

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Gracias, T and KDC ma'ams.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch for us was (drum roll, man) S+M, imitate wee man we man.

 

Mini-B.'s first day of skool as a Many'th-grader, up-growing wee man.

Returned exhausted, saying that all that the teechurs did was talk about what was upcoming, even in PE class, yawn man.

Also complained that lunch was "too late at 1 p.m.," justified wee man.

Further complained that lunch was "not enough," rectify we for tomorrow for wee man man.

 

Din-din (immediately upon return to the casa, by demand) was an appetizer of canned carrots and an entree of chicken tenders in honey mustard, ingest entire bag we and wee Two Guys man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up with Cousin Mini-B., first hyskool day for elder wee man man.

Poor CM-B. won't be put into ESL classes until next Wednesday, outrageous man.

He didn't understand much of anything, frustrating man.

He's getting cheated out of a week of hyskool, not fair man.

 

Played wiffle-ball with Mini-B. & CM-B. in back yard, steaming hot man.

Everybody needed showers afterward, How Dry We Weren't man.

Mini-B. commented on how great the exercise was, make up for no PE today man.

 

Crossed the magical Many,000 upvote mark, keep releasing those zealously guarded inventories man!

[janet3 1,170]

Condolences @TBoneTX I am sorry to hear about your uncle.