Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,580]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Why is it that anything I order on Amazon that has Prime next day or second day delivery takes an extra TWO or MANY days to arrive in the lower Keys?

1.  Long end of delivery window precised, P-math man.

2.  Texas Many Amazon deliveries, Keys fewer, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

This morning, miu was twice as wild as ever before, amazing wildmiu man.

It was as though someone had stuck a wildmiu up her rectum, best analogy man.

 

We napped for a glorious hour, massively needed zzz we man.

During that time, miu dropped TWO miu-toys at the foot of our bed, obvious miu intent man.

We had to play with her twice thereafter, strategically victorious miu man.

And we shall probably have to do so again during Miu Prep Zzz imminently, wager we man.

[Neonred 3,577]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Some of our edj'muhcayshunal efforts are finally paying off, si man.

If only Boiler had a few more up votes I'd be copying from a different master.  LOL

 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Long end of delivery window precised, P-math man.

2.  Texas Many Amazon deliveries, Keys fewer, si man.

Well, we do still have one K-Mart here in Key West.  Don't know how in the world it hasn't closed.  A large, yet very sad looking store inside that just hangs on by a thread.  Of course there are no Walmarts or Targets so the competition is slim.

[SalishSea 17,969]

News from the PNW:  It is raining here in Seattle for the first time in Many (2x2x2xPi) days.  Sooooo happy!  I am off today, and for the next five days.

 

Yesterday, I had a patient with a tapeworm.  Her chemotherapy was cancelled (for reasons other than the tapeworm), but I got to research tapeworms for awhile, so there was that.  Had many interesting patients from different countries in my assignments this week.  So fun to talk to them.

 

Husband is hoping for a promotion that would mean we would have more days off together.   Eldest son is traveling with elderly grandpa from West Coast to East Coast so he can see his aged sister.  Younger son is working in Uni neuroscience lab and doing summer yard work jobs.

 

I wish Fall would hurry up and get here.

 

 

[Neonred 3,577]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

2.  Texas Many Amazon deliveries, Keys fewer, si man.

I have heard that Texas may be a little bigger that the Keys, and have a few more people.

 

Just looked it up.  FL Keys population 13,046.

 

Edited August 6, 2021 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,580]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

If only Boiler had a few more up votes I'd be copying from a different master.

He gets upvotes simply for existing, definite pattern man.

But he has no Pre-Owned Toilet Seats for sale, deficiency man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

we do still have one K-Mart here in Key West

If it were within driving distance, we would go, si man.

58 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Just looked it up.  FL Keys population Many,000.

Keys population, converted to P-math, equals/exceeds/lags that of Texas, flexibility man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

2 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

It is raining here in Seattle for the first time in Many (2x2x2xPi) days.

Hoorah for near-perfect* use of P-math, si JD ma'am.

   *the last multiplier is technically Many.1Many1ManyManyMany [...], see JD ma'am

2 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I am off today, and for the next Many days

Failure to use P-math precised, boo JD ma'am!

2 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I had a patient with a tapeworm.

He needs a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, assiduously sanitized JD ma'am.

2 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I got to research tapeworms for awhile

You've got no self-control, and you don't WANT any, si and no JD ma'am!

Incorrigible party-animal JD ma'am!  Incorrigible, INCORRIGIBLE party-animal PARTY-ANIMAL JD ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

We forgot to mention a crucial item of interest in yesterday's Thrilling Report, see man:

Din-din was 2 Loaded Breakfast Sandwiches* from Jack in the Box, ingest we man.

     *procured with use of coupon, $avvy we man

[laylalex 7,293]

COVID free!  As expected, but still nice.

[Neonred 3,577]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

If it were within driving distance, we would go, si man.

 

Of course you can drive here.  It just takes Many(2+1) days of driving.

When shall I meet you there?

[TBoneTX 45,580]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Of course you can drive here.  It just takes Many(2+1) days of driving.

When shall I meet you there?

We don't meet strange dentists at foreign KMarts on the first date, no man.

7 hours ago, laylalex said:

COVID free!

Why would anyone want free Covid, huh LL ma'am?

One would think that Pre-Owned Toilet Seats would be much more highly preferred, get yours today man.

Edited August 7, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Surprisingly few GSs/ESs itineraried for Saturday, investigate we man.

 

Din-din was the last Many (2x2x2-1) of the Costco meatballs, plus a mini-can of Beanie Weenie from an earlier ES, ingest we man.

 

Hourlong nap, indulge in zzz we man.

 

Must service miu shortly because miu-toy was brought into office, insistent miu man.

 

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with Fort-Knox-level-guarded-yet-eminently-allocatable upvote inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

From an ES and a few itineraried/opportunistic GSs, see the take man:

  -- rolling file cart (wooden, excellent) = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1), steal man

  -- world globe = $1, deal man

  -- Fig hand-soap, composition book, Many (2+2+1) padded mailers = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Wanted to get going at Many (2x2x2) a.m., conscientious we man.

However, got to bed at Many (2+1) a.m., failure to plan constituted a need for zzz man.

Got going at Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., not bad man.

 

Accomplished Many-except-for-one nagging errands, good that these were done man.

Hit ES/GS trail, decent time man.

Lunched at favorite restaurant in favorite small town, brought home full apple pie man.

 

One itineraried GS was way, WAY, WAY out in boonies, Many country roads man.

On way back, noticed storm clouds looming, beat it to casa to mow lawn man.

Just as we were gassing mower, it monsooned, great timing man.

Decided to nap instead, 2 hours of dead-to-world zzz man.

 

Awoke and shopped for week, din-dins for Two Guys man.

Also got stuff for Mini-B.'s first Many (2+1) skool lunches, starts Wednesday for wee man.

 

Monsoon had steamed off, bright muggy sunshine man.

Inspected condition of lawn, only one overt puddle man.

Mowed entire lawn, consume Many (2+1) thick sweatbands we man.

Ingested half-of-half a gallon of Powerade Zero, replenish we man.

 

Din-din was Tuna Glop, microwave macaroni + toucans tuna* + Cream of 'Shroom** soup man.

     *bought previously at Walgreens on deep closeout, $ave we man

    **from a previous ES, nothing goes to waste man

 

Held mandatory daily phone caucus with Mama T-B., yak senior she man.

Played with bored miu, chase the thrown miu-toys man.

 

Coordinated Sunday plans with Ex-Mrs.-T-B. regarding the Two Wee Guys, caucus we man.

We shall get Mini-B. & Cousin Mini-B. before lunch, anticipate Arby's*** man.

     ***with use of coupons, need you even ask man

The TWGs may video-game themselves silly, permission from we man.

We also got 2 of the Home Despot children's projects, constructive we and TWGs man.

We shall cook them din-din, anticipate Costco salmon filets man.

 

Not even midnight but contemplating overnight zzz now, need zzz we man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Not even midnight but contemplating overnight zzz now, need zzz we man.

Made it till 1 a.m., miu prep zzz man.