Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu absolutely cuckoo like a wildmiu this morning, wild miu man.

 

Mini-B. had annual fizzicle examination today, saw report man.

His little Body Mass Index is >Many, pudgy wee man.

This is why we spend so much effort trying to keep him from gain-weighting while he's with us, responsible we man.

 

Eve with Mini-B., Two Guys man.

Din-din was S+M for Mini-B. and canned Costco chili for us, ingest respectively wee and we man.

Mini-B. got a new Spider-Man game that he was wild to try, consume half of visit man.

Otherwise, we looked at some funny animal/sign/construction-fail Baba-Mail items, enjoy man.

 

Rant, grrr man:

YouTube selections of The Many (2+1) Stooges are either too short or too long, what has society come to man.

 

When dropping off Mini-B., went into our Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, see man.

Large patch covers hole in kitchen ceiling from busted water pipe, hee hee hee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has continued to spend lavishly on furniture, office & patio man.

She and her Rojo + kids are going away for yet another weekend, beach condo this time man.

And she wonders why she's out of money, $pend like drunken $ailorette $he man.

Probably can't even afford even one Pre-Owned Toilet Seat* at handsome 0.0000001% discount, it's that bad man.

     *buy yours today, si man

 

In addition, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. continues to probe as to whether we have received any child-related IRS donations, cla$$ified information man.

We tell her "CTR" [call the Rojo], dismissive response during marriage but which has added meaning now man.

Edited July 23, 2021 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,304]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu absolutely cuckoo like a wildmiu this morning, wild miu man.

 

Mini-B. had annual fizzicle examination today, saw report man.

His little Body Mass Index is >Many, pudgy wee man.

This is why we spend so much effort trying to keep him from gain-weighting while he's with us, responsible we man.

 

Eve with Mini-B., Two Guys man.

Din-din was S+M for Mini-B. and canned Costco chili for us, ingest respectively wee and we man.

Mini-B. got a new Spider-Man game that he was wild to try, consume half of visit man.

Otherwise, we looked at some funny animal/sign/construction-fail Baba-Mail items, enjoy man.

 

Rant, grrr man:

YouTube selections of The Many (2+1) Stooges are either too short or too long, what has society come to man.

 

When dropping off Mini-B., went into our Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, see man.

Large patch covers hole in kitchen ceiling from busted water pipe, hee hee hee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has continued to spend lavishly on furniture, office & patio man.

She and her Rojo + kids are going away for yet another weekend, beach condo this time man.

And she wonders why she's out of money, $pend like drunken $ailorette $he man.

Probably can't even afford even one Pre-Owned Toilet Seat* at handsome 0.0000001% discount, it's that bad man.

     *buy yours today, si man

 

In addition, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. continues to probe as to whether we have received any child-related IRS donations, cla$$ified information man.

We tell her "CTR" [call the Rojo], dismissive response during marriage but which has added meaning now man.

My whole house has been crazy for some time now. 

 

Was the EX there and did the doctor say anything to her? 

Yes and you are doing a great job keeping him active. That is the best way to keep his weight healthy. 

Her boyfriend will dump her as soon as he finds out how broke she is. 

Is this weekend with or without MIni-B? 

I love how karma is slowly getting her bit by bit. 😈

 

Yes definitely keep it under wraps. 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

My whole house has been crazy for some time now.

Well, look who the female headette-of-casahold is, see self D ma'am!

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Was the EX there and did the doctor say anything to her?

She took him, she take wee man.  We read the posted report, read we about wee man.

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Her boyfriend will dump her as soon as he finds out how broke she is. 

Hasn't happened yet, no man.  She might be downplaying the situation in his presence, si man.

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Is this weekend with or without MIni-B? 

We are Mini-B.-less this weekend, free si but without wee sigh man.

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

karma is slowly getting her bit by bit. 

Our karma ran over her dogma, squish man.

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

definitely keep it under wraps.

Si, wrap-artist we man.

 

So funny when, this past weekend, the subdued Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said, "I have news, si man," and Mini-B. immediately & excitedly said, "You broke up with the Rojo, huh man?"   

When she said, "No, man," we immediately said, "You got closets, huh man?"  

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Another record-setting week of POTS sales, so what else is new man.

 

Instead of going straight to the casa for a much-wanted nap, we went elsewhere, no zzz for we man.

We headed someplace for a potential social opportunity, didn't pan out man.

 

Did find a place to get our hairs cut, needed by now man.

Place was about to close but stayed open for us, nice man.

However, we got massively overcharged, would have passed on it if had known before man.

 

Found very good Central American restaurant, time for din-din man.

Ingested huge plate of fried tilapia, rice, & salad, plus 2 thick tortillas, for $Many, great deal man.

 

Returned to casa after dark to needy miu, all over us man.

 

We have Many (2+1) -- yes, Many (2+1) -- variant GS/ES itineraries for Saturday, plan we man.

If we awaken early enough (ha man), we shall do the long itinerary, road-trip we man.

If we awaken early enough but lack energy, we shall do the medium itinerary, medium-trip we man.

If we awaken whenever and lolligag in hitting the road, we shall do the short itinerary, still OK man.

 

We remain an incorrigible party-animal, obviously see man.

[Neonred 3,577]

On 7/22/2021 at 12:27 PM, Ontarkie said:

 

 

Of course they are mine  

THe little ones are polish chicks, waiting to see if boys or girls. Mommy is in the background watching over her babies. 

 

 

We have an abundance of them in the Keys.  They don't belong to anyone.  On our island they love the area around the one grocery store.  In Key West they wander the streets in the less busy areas.

 

Got to love the Polish chicks!  They are cute.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

We have an abundance of them in the Keys.  They don't belong to anyone.  On our island they love the area around the one grocery store.  In Key West they wander the streets in the less busy areas.

 

Got to love the Polish chicks!  They are cute.

My kids big and small would love that. They would probably try to take them home 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

17 hours ago, Neonred said:

Got to love the Polish chicks!  They are cute.

All the Polish Commie-babes are ours and ours alone, oj tak!   

And, si man, most of them are cute, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We got going at a highly acceptable Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., self-pleased we man.

We nevertheless adhered to the short route, others simply too ambitious man.

 

We hit all Many (2x2x2+2) itineraried points plus 2 stumbled-upon ones, serendipity man.

Furthermore, this route was in a direction that we hadn't yet taken, see new places man.

 

Unfortunately, most sites were duds, see the take man:

  -- huge Corelle bowl = $Many ($2+2), OK man

  -- soup bowl = $1, OK man

  -- winter coat for Mini-B. later = $1, deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES/GS report, see man:

 

Miu wilder than ever in morning, outdo self as wildmiu miu man.

Thundering around upstairs like a beefalo, evolutionary wildmiu man.

 

For lunch, planned to drive to not-nearby town (actually with a GS), here's why man:

Great Chinese buffet + an Aldi nearby, eat-&-shop we man.

However, we found a buffet + Aldi in one strip-center by last ES stop, serendipity man.

Buffet wasn't to write home about, but we had Many (2+1) full plates, get full value man.

 

Found most stuff at this Aldi, week's pending din-dins for Two Guys man.

However, we didn't see the most crucial breakfast element, corndog.io man.

While waiting at checkout, we asked store managerette about this outrage, ask we she man.

She said, "We got Freezer in today; you want regular or mini, huh man?"

We left happily with regular, corndog.io man.

 

Reached casa at Many (2+1) p.m., full day man.

Normally, we drop our purchases and immediately mow lawn, make one shower worth it man.

However, it was Many -- yes, Many -- degrees outside, "feels-like" Manyple digits man.

We instead napped, much-needed zzz for we man.

 

Got straggler grocery items at other places, fill-in man.

Mowed entire lawn, partially in shade but still fully consumed Many (2+2) sweatbands man.

(No hormigas del fuego all year despite many monsoons, no fire ants man.)

Hosed off garbage bins, must put into garage per suddenly tyrannical HOA man.

 

Nothing for din-din, full from buffet we man.

 

Currently have 2 rubias in lap with the other Many (2+2) jockeying for position, all is good man.

 

Edited July 25, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Special Sunday GS/ES report, see man:

Hit one GS & 2 ESs, duds man.

 

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

Got Amazon delivery for Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

Delivered that & small grocery list to Uncle T-B., appreciative senior he man.

 

Went to Costco, stoopid on weekend man.

Waited half-of-half an hour to gas very thirsty T-B.-mobile, just in time man.

Waited in checkout line for nearly half an hour to purchase 2 items, good grief man.

 

Conquered laundry load, & dished/de-dished* the warsher, domestic we man.

     *including 2 new bowls from Saturday's GSs/ESs, at least there was that man

Napped for a glorious, all-too-brief hour, zzz we man.

 

Watched AFV rerun with Mini-B. & Ex-Mrs.-T-B., deliver wee man ex-she man.

Mosquitoes ate us even after city sprayed on Friday night, Texas Many mosquitoes man.

We are obviously an out-of-control party-animal, whee for we man.

[Neonred 3,577]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

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Waited half-of-half an hour to gas very thirsty T-B.-mobile, just in time man.

Waited in checkout line for nearly half an hour to purchase 2 items, good grief man.

 

Conquered laundry load, & dished/de-dished* the warsher, domestic we man.

     *

WOW, you would be quite the catch.  You are going to make a great wife for some lucky guy!

[laylalex 7,293]

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

WOW, you would be quite the catch.  You are going to make a great wife for some lucky guy!

It kind of depends on whether he loaded either/both of them correctly, and if not, whether he is willing to accept he is wrong and learn from his mistakes.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

It kind of depends on whether he loaded either/both of them correctly, and if not, whether he is willing to accept he is wrong and learn from his mistakes.

"If a man says something and a woman isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong," huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,580]

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

you would be quite the catch

When Then-Mrs.-T-B. was here, we would do 2 laundry loads on Saturday nights and Many (2+1) or Many (2+2) -- yes, Many (2+2) -- on Sundays, verily man.

 

We would dish/de-dish the warsher (fully) Many (2+2+1) or Many (2+2+2) times a week, si man, after trying to off-scrub the caked-on leavings from pots/plates/bowls/glasses that Then-Mrs.-T-B. would never rinse off while they were still in liquid or semiturgid form, gag man.

 

Now, we do only Many (2+1) laundry loads on a "heavy" weekend, end of Two Guys' week man.

We do 1 -- yes, 1 -- laundry load on a "just we & no wee man" week, dig it man.

We dish/de-dish the warsher twice during Two Guys' week, mid & end man.

We dish/de-dish the warsher once -- yes, once -- during "just we & no wee man" week, dig it man.

Now, we even reuse disposable plates if all that's needed is to knock crumbs off, thrifty we man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Completed lion's share of national contract for supplying POTSs to yet another smallish European country, $i man.  Again informed Polish POTS clients that curved side goes on top during installation, oj tak.

 

Supervised Mini-B.'s Zoom piano lesson, sotto-voce coach wee man we man.

 

Din-din was salad (Ranch wee, raspberry pecan we) and hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Walked around block with Mini-B. when outdoors mostly in shadow, Two Guys + mosquitoes' time we & wee & mosquitoes man.

 

Enlisted Mini-B.'s aid in purging expired meds from bathroom medicine-cabinet, amazing/appalling finds man.

 

Curbsided the garbage, discard we man.

 

Read from Jack & Jill Magazine (February 1ManyManyMany) with Mini-B., read we & wee man.

Read from excellent book of international folk tales, read we & bedded wee man.

 

Shall service needy miu shortly, toss feather-rollers and mousies we & miu man.