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I was trying to think how I could send my wife back, but her Russian passport is long, long expired and she now has no way to renew it.     Looks like after all these years (16) I'm stuck wi

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5 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

In honor of both your birthday, and your chosen profession, Happy Bidet!

Insouciant punny JD ma'am!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT punny PUNNY JD ma'm!

And gracias to all other wish-wellers, too, si men and ma'ams.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Special Friday ES/MS* report, see man:

    *moving-sale, definition man

 

We had Many ESs/et al. (2x2x2+2) scheduled for the weekend, plethora man.

We attended Many (2+1) ESs and 2 MSs, dutiful we man.

All were complete duds, nothing even worth picking up or inspecting man.

Mini-B. has gamely agreed to accomplice the remaining Many (2+2+1) with us on Saturday, si wee man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Special Friday ES/MS* report, see man:

    *moving-sale, definition man

 

We had Many ESs/et al. (2x2x2+2) scheduled for the weekend, plethora man.

We attended Many (2+1) ESs and 2 MSs, dutiful we man.

All were complete duds, nothing even worth picking up or inspecting man.

Mini-B. has gamely agreed to accomplice the remaining Many (2+2+1) with us on Saturday, si wee man.

I predicted many (2+2+1) cans Pork n' Beans.  Lucrative ES haul, see man.  Two men lunch, din-din AND snack!

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TBoneTX   45,580

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Thrilling Friday/birthday report, see man:

 

We are officially Many years old today, si man.

Of course, we were officially Many years old yesterday, too, si man.

In fact, we might be younger now than previously, consider this man.

This is consequent to the flexible elegance of P-math and the definition of "Many," reason we man.

 

Awoke with bruised face and nearly unusable shoulder, consequent to plant-facing during energetic wiffle-ball game with Mini-B. on Friday eve man.

 

Did ES/MS/errand run in morning while Mini-B. game-computered with anonymous little amigo, mutual deal man.

 

Retrieved birthday pizza in timely fashion before lunch and at tail-end of monsoon, worked out man.

Mama T-B. came over, senior she man.

Lunched on 'za at dinner table recently procured for a song (just $Many) at previous ES, break it in man.

Desserted on cake pieces brought from Mama T-B.'s senior center, no need to purchase cake man.

Watched 2 episodes of The Many (2+1) Stooges, Mama T-B. laughed out loud senior she man.

Acknowledged year anniversary of new miu's arrival in casa, not-so-new-now miu man.

 

Mini-B. gave us a birthday card that's a keeper forever, touched we man.

One line:  "I wish I could spend more time with you and the closets here," especially poignant man.

 

Saw off Mama T-B., didn't yell at us about anything so must be sick senior she man.

Visited 2 more ESs, duds man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child, entitled to zzz we man.

 

Neither we nor Mini-B. hungry for din-din, stuffed with pizza/cake we and wee man.

Proceeded straight to movie night, for Friday and birthday man.

 

Saw 2 short YouTube pieces about toucans, our educational choice man.

There are Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) species of toucans, more than just tou cans man.

Toucans' bills are almost half their entire lengths, learn we man.

Their bills are soft (keratin) on the outside and bony on the inside, learn we man.

The largest toucan species (Toco) is just over 2 feet long, learn we man.

Toucans don't fly well and mostly hop from branch to branch, glide on wings man.

Toucans eat chiefly fruit and sometimes bugs, ingest tou and allcans man.

Toucans' closest relative is the woodpecker, learn we man.

Toucans chiefly live in tree holes made by woodpeckers, interlopers man.

Humans are toucans' chief predators, capture-&-sell man.

There was no clarity as to whether divorced toucans become onecans, no and :bonk: man.

 

Mini-B. and we then watched Many (2+1) clips of The Many (2+1) Stooges, watch we and wee man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest we and wee man.

 

This was one of the best birthdays ever, si man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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15 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

I predicted many (2+2+1) cans Pork n' Beans.  Lucrative ES haul, see man.  Two men lunch, din-din AND snack!

You are almost prescient in regard to meal compositions, si JD ma'am.

However, because of your missed prediction, you forfeit your handsome 0.0000001% discount off your next POTS order, sorry but that's life JD ma'am.

16 minutes ago, janet3 said:

Happy Birthday @TBoneTX!

Prodigal returned JMany ma'am!  Prodigal, PRODIGAL returned RETURNED JMany ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Well, then, return here regularly, and return here regularly to regularly bonus all of our posts regularly as you used to do regularly when you were here regularly, si JMany ma'am!  :bonk: 

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday/birthday report, see man:

 

We are officially Many years old today, si man.

 

P-math can't count that high?

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Saw off Mama T-B., didn't yell at us about anything so must be sick senior she man.

 

Feel the same about my mother when she is not complaining!

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Sorry to crash this party, but hi! I am a refugee from CEHST, where we had our general chit chat thread closed. Um, I may be the reason it was closed, so I will try my best not to get this one closed too. :innocent: Anyway, I was sent here as a possible new home for my ramblings so... hello! 

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4 hours ago, laylalex said:

Um, I may be the reason it was closed

We won't squeal on you, or at least not too loudly, no LL ma'am.

You will have a lot of abbreviations, acronyms, and terminology to learn here, si LL ma'am. :P 

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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4 hours ago, laylalex said:

I was sent here as a possible new home

Your first requirement is to buy a POTS (Pre-Owned Toilet Seat) for every commode in your casa, si LL ma'am.

 

We are the world-renowned, unquestionably dominant Business Typhoon in the POTS industry, si LL ma'am.

We are prepared to offer you a handsome 0.0000001% discount off your first purchase, si LL ma'am.

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Your second requirement is to learn and use P-math (Polish math), si ma'am.

This elegant, flexible system has Many (2+2) numerals, see ma'am:  zero, one, two, and Many, si ma'am.

For example, we had our birthday on Friday and are now Many years old, si ma'am.

Of course, we were Many years old before that, too, see the flexibility ma'am.

 

Specifically, our POTS empire is open Many/Many ([2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2] / 2x2x2-1), precisely ma'am.

We sell Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 POTSs monthly, $i ma'am.

Our annual profits are $InfiMany, too large to count ma'am.

As we write this, it is July Many'th (2x2x2x2+2th), see ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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