Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,580]

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

1.  You don't get your license right away?  What's wrong with Texas motor vehicle dept?

2.  Glad to know the "two guys" are eating well.

Many.  I finally found a way to get rid of those terribly annoying pop up ads I have been getting on VJ.

1. They give us a temporary paper license until the real card arrives in Many to Many business days, si man.

 

2.  Mini-B. always arrives from Ex-Mrs.-T-B. as 2 lbs heavier than the time before, sigh man.  We return him to her at stable weight, conscientious we man.

 

Many.  Post it in Site Discussion for instant accumulation of upvotes, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

18 hours ago, KayDeeCee said:

retired

We were tired yesterday and are also tired today, thus making us re-tired*, si KDC ma'am.

 

*also for when one replaces one or more of those polymer-based black thingies where the rubber meets the road, although that would be re-tyred, British spelling man

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We took the long route, see above man.  We drove Many (yes, Many) miles, road trip man.

See the take, see man:

  -- book for Mini-B. = half a buck, deal man

  -- large baggie filled with party plates & cocktail napkins; toucans pinto beans = $1, steal man

  -- Houston Astros t-shirt (ca. year 1ManyManyMany) for Mini-B. = $1, deal man

  -- 2 navy dress-slacks; Many (2+2) pkgs. party plates; pack cocktail napkins; Ace comb; 

        2 large Ajax dish liquids; toucans cream of 'shroom soup; can early peas; can chili 

        = $Many ($2x2x2x2-2), steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES/GS report, see man:

 

We got no nap, no zzz we man.

Therefore, we shall present our full Saturday report on Sunday, need zzz we man.

Sorry that you all will stay awake all night and refreshing your screen every 1 second, be patient man.

[SalishSea 17,969]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Sorry that you all will stay awake all night and refreshing your screen every 1 second, be patient man.

Caught me!

[SalishSea 17,969]

On 7/9/2021 at 12:17 AM, TBoneTX said:

Amidst all this indolence, see our thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Had eve with Mini-B., we temporarily with wee man.

He wanted Burger King, chip off paternal block wee man.

Used freshly harvested coupon, prepared we man.

Took stuff home, 2 Whoppers 2 fries 2 drinks ingest we and wee man.

 

Read funny Baba-Mail stuff, wacky signs cute animals construction fails man.

Watched more of The Many (2+1) Stooges on YouTube, running out of fodder there man.

Returned Mini-B. all too soon, should be Two Guys Always man.

 

Took nearly hourlong nap, well-deserved zzz for we man.

Miu going aysheep wanting to play, nocturnal miu man.

For Two Guys, why not take him to Many(2x2+1) Guys Burgers and Fries?

[Neonred 3,577]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

 

  -- large baggie filled with party plates & cocktail napkins

 

I understand they were pre-owned, but also pre-used?

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

I understand they were pre-owned, but also pre-used?

We can tell these things by means of the quickest glance, experienced we man.

If there is doubt, we throw away the top plate or the top and bottom napkins, solution man.

14 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

For Two Guys, why not take him to Many(2x2+1) Guys Burgers and Fries?

Too expensive and no coupons and even the P-math doesn't add up, si and sigh and no JD ma'am.

However, if we took the toucans, it would be 2 (guys) + 2 (cans), so closer to the total man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES/GS report but on a Sunday, see man:

 

Your adrenaline levels can revert to normal, finally our Saturday report man.

 

Got on road at half-of-half past Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., not bad man.

Returned to casa at half-of-half past Many (2+2) p.m., Many (2x2x2-1) hours man.

 

Headed in general direction of first far-away town, 2 local ESs not much yield man.

Got to other town thereafter, 2 ESs man.

Same town as the last overnight trip where we'd taken Then-Mrs.-T-B. to try to save the marriage, fruitless man.

 

Lunched at barbecue restaurant, ravenous we man.

Sat at same table where Then-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., and we had sat, remembered it man.

Lunch was chicken* fried chicken**, potato salad, and double green beans, ingest all we man.

  *ha ha Ontarklar, si ma'am

  **ha ha Ontarklar, si ma'am

 

Thus fortified, continued to small town nearly an hour away, another ES man.

On way, found supermarket with freshest bread products, buy for week we man.

 

At destination town, went to ES to look at 2 end-tables seen in their ad, desire we man.

Already sold, drat man.

Saw dresser with potential, but no way to get it to casa, no man.

Found another ES in town, scope but no yield man.

 

Headed back toward casa, long trip man.

Final ES yielded the most, and from loveliest ES hostess ever, flirt we but she's married man.

Continued back on Interstate, fastest route reason we man.

Gridlock plus panic-stop at highway speeds, who ARE these idiots who cause that man.

 

Dropped last week's shirts at dry-cleaners, carried around with us all day man.

Miu indignant for attention, impatient miu man.

 

Unloaded stuff, donned mow-lawning garb, and mowed entire lawn, squishy after 2 weeks' rain man.

Made obligatory daily call to Mama T-B., garrulous she man.

Hit Aldi + other supermarket for stuff for week, exhausted we man.

Return time left no room for nap, desperate-for-zzz we man.

Din-din was the chili from the ES, no-need-to-shelve efficient we man.

 

Typed "you gotta wait for Saturday's report till Sunday message," frustrate JD ma'am.

Slept like an illegitimate male child and probably without rolling over, exhausted we man.

Edited July 11, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Awoke quite late, zzz we man.

Did thorough reading of Sunday paper, see man.

Read all small-town papers collected during road trip, love them man.

 

Took T-B.-mobile for sorely needed warshing, Texas spelling/pronunciation man.

Lunched on 2 Jumbo Jacks (with use of coupon) from Jack in the Box, ingest we man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

 

Belatedly dished the warsher and loaded Laundry Load #Only, late start man.

Did some casa-cleaning, no delirium so don't think we're TOO sick man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was half an hour later than promised in delivering Mini-B., typical of she man.

Naturally, she left one of his necessary items at her casa, still no closets there man.

Naturally, WE had to give Mini-B. din-din, Spaghetti-O's + meatballs man.

Naturally, she didn't give him a bath last night, up to us yet again man.

AFV not on, so watched a Many (2+1) Stooges short, laugh all of us man.

Miu excited about reappearance of Big Brudduh, zoom miu man.

 

De-dished the warsher and conquered laundry, including bimonthly ironing man.  

Shall supervise Mini-B.'s shower and then read with him, Two Guys man.

Exciting day, party-animal we man.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We can tell these things by means of the quickest glance, experienced we man.

If there is doubt, we throw away the top plate or the top and bottom napkins, solution man.

Too expensive and no coupons and even the P-math doesn't add up, si and sigh and no JD ma'am.

However, if we took the toucans, it would be 2 (guys) + 2 (cans), so closer to the total man.

I'm not a fan of that place either. They go on and one about how great they are but I found them lacking. When I want a large fries give me  large fries who cares if its really big large (it was not btw). 

 

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Lunch was chicken* fried chicken**, potato salad, and double green beans, ingest all we man.

  *ha ha Ontarklar, si ma'am

  **ha ha Ontarklar, si ma'am

 

 

Slept like an illegitimate male child and probably without rolling over, exhausted we man.

We eat a lot of chicken. Heck so do my chickens

[TBoneTX 45,580]

52 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

We eat a lot of chicken.

Murderous Ontarklar!  Murderous, MURDEROUS Ontarklar!  (And prepared how, huh ma'am?)

53 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Heck so do my chickens

Cannibalistic poultry-of-murderous Ontarklar!  Cannibalistic, CANNIBALISTIC poultry-of-murderous POULTRY-OF-MURDEROUS Ontarklar!

[KayDeeCee 4,893]

This weekend was wondermous(a pooper?). Toilet broke and was not fixable. Husband had to go buy a new one and install it. He was thrilled, but did a good job. It flushes and no leaks, so I am happy to get my master bath toilet back in working order. 

[TBoneTX 45,580]

6 hours ago, KayDeeCee said:

This weekend was wondermous(a pooper?). Toilet broke and was not fixable. Husband had to go buy a new one and install it. He was thrilled, but did a good job. It flushes and no leaks, so I am happy to get my master bath toilet back in working order. 

And precisely when do you and he plan to order your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat to replace the paltry, insufficient, contractor-grade factory one, huh KDC ma'am?

[Neonred 3,577]

21 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

And precisely when do you and he plan to order your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat to replace the paltry, insufficient, contractor-grade factory one, huh KDC ma'am?

Reminds me of my first trip to Russia.  First day there on my first trip visiting my internet girlfriend (now wife) and I developed severe lower GI distress.  Ducked into a cafe for some relief and discovered the toilets had no seats!  I complained to my girl and she laughed and said that of course in Russia they often are stolen!