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1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Aww that is great Tbone. Glad you made your Uncle's day. 

 

I have a sinus infection feel like poo, it's my birthday did I mention I feel like poo. Want to avoid the doctors so trying to decide how long to grin and bare it.  Need to deal with my inlaws soon to drop stuff off. I told them I'm sick so they may stay away :)

 

After that I need to call my parents. It's their 54th wedding anniversary/ Kids are dying to let me have my gift that the Hillbilly snuck out to get. He made me a cake too. ❤️

 

CAn I take a nap yet??

Happy birthday 🎈

Sorry you are feeling rough :(

Nap all you want, it's your day 😁

Everything crossed for a smooth and stress free journey

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3 hours ago, trudi said:

Happy birthday 🎈

Sorry you are feeling rough :(

Nap all you want, it's your day 😁

Thank you 

Nap helped a lot.

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Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
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Cards Received02-22-11
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Interview 01-12-12
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Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

grin and bare it

Glad that you're happy when naked, si and apparently see D ma'am.

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I need to call my parents. It's their Many'th wedding anniversary

Length of ancestral marriage precised, see and :bonk: D ma'am!

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

CAn I take a nap yet??

You get back to your housework and otherwise serving Hillbilly right now, young lady!

Indolent Ontarklar!  Indolent, INDOLENT Ontarklar!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

a dish rack for my birthday present

Serve Hillbilly and serve him well, si D ma'am!

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

taking a nap

Indolent Ontarklar!  Indolent, INDOLENT Ontarklar!

10 hours ago, trudi said:

Nap all you want, it's your day

Subversive T ma'am!  Subversive, SUBVERSIVE T ma'am!

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Nap helped a lot.

We'll see about that after you produce your "Service to Hillbilly" report, si D ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Amidst all this indolence, see our thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Had eve with Mini-B., we temporarily with wee man.

He wanted Burger King, chip off paternal block wee man.

Used freshly harvested coupon, prepared we man.

Took stuff home, 2 Whoppers 2 fries 2 drinks ingest we and wee man.

 

Read funny Baba-Mail stuff, wacky signs cute animals construction fails man.

Watched more of The Many (2+1) Stooges on YouTube, running out of fodder there man.

Returned Mini-B. all too soon, should be Two Guys Always man.

 

Took nearly hourlong nap, well-deserved zzz for we man.

Miu going aysheep wanting to play, nocturnal miu man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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14 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

In laws came with a gift. THey brought be a dish rack. Like really seriously a dish rack for my birthday present. A text message saying happy birthday would have been better than a dang dish rack :girlwerewolf2xn::girlwerewolf2xn:

 

Ok calling my parents and taking a nap. 

 

Happy Belated! I'm sure the nap was better than the in-law gift. 

Link to K-1 instructions for Ciudad Juarez, Mexico > https://travel.state.gov/content/dam/visas/K1/CDJ_Ciudad-Juarez-2-22-2021.pdf

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4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Glad that you're happy when naked, si and apparently see D ma'am.

Length of ancestral marriage precised, see and :bonk: D ma'am!

You get back to your housework and otherwise serving Hillbilly right now, young lady!

Indolent Ontarklar!  Indolent, INDOLENT Ontarklar!

:bonk:

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Serve Hillbilly and serve him well, si D ma'am!

Indolent Ontarklar!  Indolent, INDOLENT Ontarklar!

Subversive T ma'am!  Subversive, SUBVERSIVE T ma'am!

We'll see about that after you produce your "Service to Hillbilly" report, si D ma'am!

Nope left him to starve. Sick and my birthday I don't cook :P 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Amidst all this indolence, see our thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Had eve with Mini-B., we temporarily with wee man.

He wanted Burger King, chip off paternal block wee man.

Used freshly harvested coupon, prepared we man.

Took stuff home, 2 Whoppers 2 fries 2 drinks ingest we and wee man.

 

Read funny Baba-Mail stuff, wacky signs cute animals construction fails man.

Watched more of The Many (2+1) Stooges on YouTube, running out of fodder there man.

Returned Mini-B. all too soon, should be Two Guys Always man.

 

Took nearly hourlong nap, well-deserved zzz for we man.

Miu going aysheep wanting to play, nocturnal miu man.

 

2 hours ago, KayDeeCee said:

Happy Belated! I'm sure the nap was better than the in-law gift. 

Thank you, it really was the best nap

1 hour ago, Adventine said:

Belated happy birthday! Naps are the best.

 

Thank you, the nap was the best and much needed. 

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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On 7/6/2021 at 3:20 PM, Ontarkie said:

Cary welcome back. How's life? 

Life has been good. Getting ready to retire in a few months. My marriage has worked out well and when I retire I’ll be moving to the Philippines. Our plans had been not to do this for another year but both of our employers are moving to other states. Doesn’t seem worth the effort to move for a year. So

retirement now it is.

Just heading to the airport in NYC after our last in the USA vacation.

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
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1 hour ago, Caryh said:

Life has been good. Getting ready to retire in a few months. My marriage has worked out well and when I retire I’ll be moving to the Philippines. Our plans had been not to do this for another year but both of our employers are moving to other states. Doesn’t seem worth the effort to move for a year. So

retirement now it is.

Just heading to the airport in NYC after our last in the USA vacation.

Life has a way of changing our plans. Sounds like it will be a nice change for you both though. 

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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4 hours ago, Caryh said:

Life has been good.

If Mrs. Perfesser got her citizenship, give us a report on it and update your timeline, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Miu was going completely aysheep this morning,  aysheep miu man.

Jumping on/from everything, scattering shelved papers everywhere, etc., zoom miu man.

Conversely, when we left for the POTS office, miu was dozing on a chair, zzz miu man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

After yet another record-setting week of POTS sales was assured, we left at Many p.m., see why man.

We went to renew our driver's license, required for Real ID man.

 

One of the personnel recognized us when the POTS limo drove up, and everyone went aysheep man.

The clerks got into a slugfest to see who would serve us, many bruises and black eyes man.

When the automated system assigned us to one, the others collapsed in misery, sigh they man.

(We made them all feel better by selling each of them* a POTS, savvy Business Typhoon we man.)

     *and everyone in the waiting-room

We shall get our new license "in a week to Many days," official estimate man.

 

We celebrated with a One-Guy din-din of 2 "loaded breakfast sandwiches" at Jack in the Box with use of coupon, ingest we man.

 

After the above, we went to the nearby Aldi to buy nonperishables for Mini-B.'s week, prepare we man.

The total bill was just over $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2+1), highly reasonable man.

 

At the casa, miu went aysheep again, jump scatter zoom man.

 

We have two ES/GS itineraries printed for Saturday, prepare alternatives we man.

One has slightly fewer stops along a genuine road-trip, see more of Texas we man.

The other has slightly more stops along a local route, see less of Texas we man.

We shall see how soon we get started tomorrow, time dictates choice man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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We shall get our new license "in a week to Many days," official estimate man.

 

We celebrated with a One-Guy din-din of 2 "loaded breakfast sandwiches" at Jack in the Box with use of coupon, ingest we man.

 

After the above, we went to the nearby Aldi to buy nonperishables for Mini-B.'s week, prepare we man.

The total bill was just over $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2+1), highly reasonable man.

 

 

You don't get your license right away?  What's wrong with Texas motor vehicle dept?

 

Glad to know the "two guys" are eating well...

 

On an unrelated note, I finally found a way to get rid of those terribly annoying pop up ads I have been getting on VJ.  Can't believe I put up with that nonsense for so long.

 

Also, I'm having a lot of troubles with the VJ app on my phone.  Need to figure that one out next.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

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Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

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If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

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20 hours ago, Caryh said:

Life has been good. Getting ready to retire in a few months. My marriage has worked out well and when I retire I’ll be moving to the Philippines. Our plans had been not to do this for another year but both of our employers are moving to other states. Doesn’t seem worth the effort to move for a year. So

retirement now it is.

Just heading to the airport in NYC after our last in the USA vacation.

Enjoy the retired life :)

Link to K-1 instructions for Ciudad Juarez, Mexico > https://travel.state.gov/content/dam/visas/K1/CDJ_Ciudad-Juarez-2-22-2021.pdf

 
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