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[TBoneTX 45,579]

3 minutes ago, Chancy said:

I don't have an answer to your question, but it did make me wonder --

If those toucans divorce, would they become toucan't? 🤔

 

We think that they would go from Manycans back to toucans, algebra man.

However, there would still be two toucans, which would again make them Manycans, puzzler man.

Perhaps our resident Polish Commie-babe* can figure this one out, oj tak.

     *Presumably P-Math-proficient Asia!  Presumably, PRESUMABLY P-Math-proficient P-MATH-PROFICIENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. and we both groggy all day, baseball hangover man.

Miu racing around like a wildmiu, conversely man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. for the morn rather than the eve, fine with all man.

We took a break from selling POTSs* and napped for an hour... before noon, zzz we man.

     *$ale$ of which continued unabated, so what else is new man

 

Rained like an illegitimate male child almost all day AGAIN, Texas weather sometimes not Many man.

 

Dished and de-dished the warsher**, domestic we man.

     **Texas spelling/pronunciation, get it right man

Gassed the T-B.-mobile and hit the supermarket, stock up on S&M*** man.

     ***Spaghetti-O's & meatballs, Major Food Group man

Also got Many (2x2x2x2) bottles of grape Powerade Zero, Major Drink Group man.

 

Din-din was turkey burgers from Costco, first try man.

Mini-B. was quite satisfied with his, bun/tomato/ketchup man.

We thought that they were gross, albeit thick and filling man.

We will try to sell them to Ex-Mrs.-T-B. at a minimal loss, oh well man.

 

Read 2 chapters in Dr. Doolittle with Mini-B., fading wee man.

Mini-B. got silly and refused to sleep, not atypical of wee man.

Imitated Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s certain yell if Mini-B. does this with her, see man:

   "Hueso Chiquito!  Callate, callate!  Dormir, dormir!"****

     ****"Mini-Bone!  Shut up, shut up!  Sleep, sleep!" si man.

 

Miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', lurking Commie- and other babes with zealously withheld upvote inventories!

Edited July 1, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Addendum to Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

As we were reading to Mini-B., our stomach audibly gurgled, hear man.

Mini-B. said, "Dad, are you hungry, huh man?  Your stomach just gave an error message, si man!"  

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Didn't leave the casa all day, optimal situation man.

Didn't rain all day, Texas weather Many man.

 

Lunch was store-brand Spaghetti-O's & Meatballs (Mini-B.) and toucans chicken noodle soup (us), ingest respectively wee and we man.

 

Went in back yard to play wiffleball with Mini-B., eager wee man.

We used the foam bases that we had bought earlier at Many (2+2+1) Below, great buy man.

Mini-B. whacked several, including one HARD into our collarbone, proud we man.

 

Din-din was canned corn, then grilled salmon fillets from Costco, microwave we man.

Fillets were excellent and filling, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Had second Movie Night of the week, Two Guys man.

Watched "Good Burger," good choice man.

Then watched two options of The Many (2+1) Stooges, Mini-B. absolutely loves them man.

Two bags of Costco popcorn met their doom, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Our stomach didn't give any error messages today, report we man. 

[Caryh 5,206]

My lord, you folks are still at it. I haven't stopped in, in years but look at those names. Hi to everyone who remembers me.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Yo, Perfesser, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Miu racing like a wildmiu in morning, wild miu man.

Got fizzicly therapized in the morning, body usable again man.

Took Mini-B. along to driver's-license office, incompetent madhouse man.

 

Special Friday-ES interjected report, see the take interjectedly man:

  -- "Scrabble" board game; nearly new office scissors; Many (2+2) tubes Avon hand-cream = 

          $Many ($2x2x2x2+1), OK man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2+1)

 

After ES, took Mini-B. to Dairy Queen for ice cream, dining room closed so ingest in T-B.-mobile man.

 

Groceried for Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man.

Din-din = canned baked beans + nearly-Many-lb. pot roast from Costco, ingest ALL we & wee man.

Played checkers on the television screen with Mini-B., 1-1 tie man.

Read with Mini-B., tired wee man.

Small itinerary of ESs/GSs for Saturday, oh well man.

No nap for us all day, outrageous man.

Edited July 3, 2021 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

12 hours ago, Caryh said:

My lord, you folks are still at it. I haven't stopped in, in years but look at those names. Hi to everyone who remembers me.

😱😱😱

[TBoneTX 45,579]

12 hours ago, Asia said:

😱😱😱

Reactionary Asia!  Reactionary, REACTIONARY Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Had just Many (2+2) itineraried, one GS Many ESs man.

Only one (an ES) paid off, see the take man:

  -- Many (2+2+1) square storage-bins; travel zipper-pouch; "Just So Stories" (Kipling) for 

        Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2), OK man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Miu zooming like a wildmiu in morning, same as yesterday & last night man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. + little amigo to the pool in the morning, entertain ex-she wee men.

They got half an hour in the pool before it monsooned, oh well man.

 

Before first GS, we went to overpriced resale shop with a $Many ($2+2+1)-off coupon, see we man.

Found some brown dress-slacks for not much more than that, buy we man.

Total expenditure with tax = Many (2+2+1) cents less than a buck, steal man.

 

Lunched at favorite Chinese buffet, second week in a row man.

While we were in there, the monsoons began, fortunately parked right there man.

Mostly outraced monsoons thereafter, losing battle man.

No prayer of mow-lawning, probably not all week man.

 

Got to casa just before Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned Mini-B., good timing man.

Napped for over 2 hours, blessed zzz for we man.

 

Din-din was microwaved elbow macaroni + Costco meatballs + soy sauce, OK but not great man.

 

Mini-B. complainingly helped us finally make up new guest-room bed, sheets/cases/spread man.

 

Read two chapters of Dr. Doolittle, pushmi-pullyu* stuff man.

     *wonder how this translates into Polish, probably impossible man

[TBoneTX 45,579]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

pushmi-pullyu*.

     *wonder how this translates into Polish, probably impossible man

And here we have it, oj tak:

"Stworzenie podobne do jelenia z dwiema głowami i dwoma rogami i bez ogona," oj tak.

 

And we hope that whoever has the "Glowami i Dwoma Rogami" condition recovers from it soon because it sounds serious if not fatal, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Miu is happily sacked out atop bedspread on newly adorned guest-room bed, out-sacked miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Happy Many'th of July to all of us*, si man.

     *except, and as usual, Happy Columbus Day to Asia and her countrymen, oj tak

 

Miu again zooming around like a wildmiu, zoom miu man.

Raced to start laundry load #1, Thread Laundress report man.

Dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B., doting senior she man.

Raced to supermarket, one item man.

Raced to CVS, expiring Many%-off coupon man.

 

Supposed to keep monsooning all next week, Texas weather not Many man.

Therefore, raced to mow front lawn, almost dry enough and not monsooning man.

Naturally, was bright sunshine, moisture steaming off Earth, and no breeze, sweat we man.

Raced to shower, off-cool, and retrieve Mini-B., just made it on time man.

 

Baked LL #1, warshered LL #2, have it down to a somewhat exact science man.

Folded LL #1, baked LL #2, warshered LL #Many, see just above man.

Made both beds, got it made we man.

Napped for glorious hour-&-a-half, awakened by hungry Mini-B. man.

Outside was monsooning like an illegitimate male child, justified mow-lawning man.

 

Din-din was traditional Spaghetti-O's + meatballs for Mini-B., Costco chili for us, ingest wee and we man.

Dished the warsher, quite full man.

 

Hosted Ex-Mrs.-T-B. for AFV, straight from the Rojo's July Many'th barbecue ex-she man.

Mini-B. intentionally farted on Mommy, that's our wee man man.

Afte reciting the Two Guys credo, said goodbye to Mini-B., sigh we and wee man.

Consoled bored miu, where did Big Brudder go man.

 

De-dished the warsher, de-dish we man.

Made first Many (2+1) lunches for week, diligent we man.

Briefly inspected neighbor's fireworks show down our street, don't get caught man.

 

Got disgusted with kitchen countertop, no room to operate man.

Off-cleaned everything but food & related products, amazing difference man.

Found two Chick-fil-A cookies from (?) April, serendipitously ingest we man.

Organized a few bathroom products brought from kitchen countertop, inventory we man.

Got preliminary reports of staggering July Many'th POTS $ale$, record $hattered man.

Currently eating from bag of Goldfish found buried on kitchen countertop, ingest we man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Closeted ourself in POTS office to devise answer to ongoing problem, devise we man.

Our numbers of (1) $ale$, and (2) $ale$ income, are ill-served by the unwieldy

   Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

and $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, respectively, sigh man.

 

We have therefore come up with a new number to describe each, see man:

   For numbers of $ale$:  InfiniMany, si man;

and for $ale$ income:  $InfiniMany, si man.

 

We are proud of our solo brainstorming, si man.

And the new terms can be readily understood even in Poland, oj tak.

 

In other news, we had a $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 - 2) coupon for Big Lots, whee man.

We got 2 jugs of miu-litter and a Many-pack of Sheba miu-food, keep miu supplied man.

With use of the coupon, our out-of-pocket expense was half a buck + 1 cent, heaven man.