Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,579]

17 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Ex-Mrs T-B is lucky that the POTS de la Casa were not stolen for resale on the black market during her absence!

She refused to install any, si and sigh and grrrr man.  One reason for the marital incompatibility, si man.

 

However, the Hondureños or maybe the traficantes took one of our business cards that had been in the casa, future business now certain man.

 

The traficantes, narcos, and malos know full well NOT to mess with our POTS empire, shudder in fear they man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

I am not.

Sucky, si and sigh Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

We hit an ES that was a bit geographically away from the Saturday route, resourceful we man.

The take, see man:

  -- Many (2+2+1) cans noodle soup; can peas; toucans albacore tuna; Many (2+1) cans 

        green beans; new bottle raspberry pecan dressing; partial canister Morton salt; 

        tupacs cocktail napkins = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Admired yesterday's lawn amidst several intermittent monsoons, great timing we man.

Got Mini-B. at noon to make up for absence last week, we + wee = Two Guys man.

 

Dished & must de-dish the warsher, start week fresh man.

Subdued week's single laundry load, do same with eyes shut expert we man.

 

Napped for nearly 2 hours, siesta we man.

 

Din-din = salad* + 2 hot dogs each, Two Guys man

   *Mini-B. = ranch; we = raspberry pecan from ES

 

Watched AFV as though movie night, 2 bags Costco popcorn ingested man.

 

Mini-B.'s new bedtime book is "Dr. Doolittle," first time we've read it since we were his age man.

Is the self-same copy that we read, saved by Mama T-B. senior she man.

Halfway through Chapter 2 and Mini-B. loves it already, chip off block wee man.

[El Escocés 217]

TBone is keeping this thread going all by himself, yes man

[El Escocés 217]

On 6/26/2021 at 3:43 PM, mrmvkjts said:

Now Austria only has to beat Italy in the Euro cup

2 outta 3 ain’t bad. 

[SalishSea 17,969]

13 hours ago, El Escocés said:

TBone is keeping this thread going all by himself, yes man

He has his fan base of avid readers, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

30 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

He has his fan base of avid readers, see man.

And perhaps some of these can resolve this issue, see man:

 

We have been wondering about toucans, si man.

When they mate, they become a pair of toucans, si man.

Do they then become Manycans ([2+2]cans), huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Rain all day, want to run POTS* empire from bed man.

     *buy yours today, si man

 

Lunch was a can of chicken noodle soup for Mini-B., ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was Many (2+2) cans of the same, ingest we man.

And there we go with the toucans, answer above question man.

 

Din-din was salad (again) + Costco teriyaki/pineapple meatballs, ingest we and wee man.

 

Mini-B. rambunctious at bedtime, refuse to close eyes wee man.

We did a magnificent impression of Mommy yelling at him in Spanish, impressionist we man.

Of course, the laughing at that woke him up even further, opposite of desired effect man.

He capitulated rapidly at the threat of forfeited screen-time, knows how the bread is buttered man.

39 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

He has his fan base of avid readers, see man.

We wouldn't know it from the lack of upvotes of our posts, si and hint hint hint JD ma'am and everyone man/ma'am!

[SalishSea 17,969]

10 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

And perhaps some of these can resolve this issue, see man:

 

We have been wondering about toucans, si man.

When they mate, they become a pair of toucans, si man.

Do they then become Manycans ([2+2]cans), huh man?

Now I have an unwanted image of a certain cartoon cereal toucan in my mind.

Edited June 29, 2021 by Jorgedig

[SalishSea 17,969]

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Lunch was a can of chicken noodle soup for Mini-B., ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was Many (2+2) cans of the same, ingest we man.

Purchased for Many at previously mentioned GS?  

[TBoneTX 45,579]

One upvote is insufficient, get more with the program JD ma'am.

11 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

Purchased for Many at previously mentioned GS?  

Toucans were, good memory JD ma'am!  And it was an ES, bad memory JD ma'am.   

Actually, Mini-B.'s can was, too, come to think of it man.

So toucans + 1 can = Manycans ([2+1]cans), do the P-Math man.

 

And we still want an answer about our toucans question above, get with the program man!

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Scintillating most-of-Tuesday repartee, mostly-yawn man.

 

More rain/monsooning, enough already man.

 

Unless rained out, taking Mini-B. to minor-league baseball game this eve, take us out to the ball game wee and we man.

 

And STILL awaiting answer to toucan question, quit avoiding it man!*

   *Avoidant Asia!  Avoidant, AVOIDANT Asia!

[Chancy 6,242]

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have been wondering about toucans, si man.

When they mate, they become a pair of toucans, si man.

Do they then become Manycans ([2+2]cans), huh man?

 

I don't have an answer to your question, but it did make me wonder --

If those toucans divorce, would they become toucan't? 🤔

 

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Thrilling rest-of-Tuesday report, see man:

 

Rain finally quit, miracle man.

Din-din was a full pack of General Tso's chicken from Aldi, ingest we and wee man.

 

Took Mini-B. to his first-ever baseball game and our first-ever non-Major League game, see man.

It was a Manyple-A (AAA)-level game, closest thing to major leagues man.

On-line same-day prices were $Many ($2x2x2x2+1) each, no child price man.

Parking was $Many ($2x2x2+2), rather steep man.

Including tax, expenditure was $Many+ half+half-of-half a buck, fairly reasonable man.

 

Arrived nearly an hour early, great parking man.

All stadium staff friendly, capable, and in highly adequate numbers, impressive man.

Allowed to take in one bottled water per person, saved $Many man.

Professional and thick game programs, impressive man.

 

Bumped into Cousins T-B., season senior passes he and she man.

Seats (along first-base line) were extremely close to theirs, boardinghouse-reach distance man.

 

Weather steamy after rain, with no breeze man.

Mosquitoes landed on shirts but somehow didn't bite us, major blessing man.

Sweatband just made it through, relief man.

 

Both Mini-B. and we shocked by concession prices, usual rip-off of captive audiences man.

Got "refillable" bucket of popcorn for $Many, outrageous man.

Refill (larger than bucket) was $2-&-a-half, didn't make sense man.

 

Home team fell behind in first inning, 2-0 man.

Home team scored in bottom of first, 2-1 man.

First Many (2+1) innings took an hour to play, kind of a drag man.

 

Middle innings much more efficient, a couple of them 1-2-Many man.

Home team took one-run lead in Many'th inning, Many-2 man.

Got "large" French fries for $Many-&-a-half each, outrageous man.

 

First relief pitcher gave up a hit + walk, 2 on 2 out man.

Next relief pitcher gave up Many-run homer, home team behind Many-Many man.

 

Mini-B. tiring, past bedtime for wee man.

Left before Many'th (2x2x2th) inning began man.

On way out, got baseball at gift shop for $Many, somewhat overpriced man.

Mini-B. pleased with programs, baseball, & souvenir popcorn bucket, pleased wee man.

 

Got to casa at half-of-half-past Many (half-of-half-past 2x2x2+2) p.m., late man.

Showers, quick chapter of Dr. Doolittle, sleep for Mini-B. by Many (2x2x2+2+1) p.m., zzz wee man.

A good experience, Two Guys man.