Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #Many of Wednesday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll she we man:

 

"We suggest that you get with the program while there is still faint hope of correcting these appalling deficiencies, si man.  Ask the Rojo [boyfriend] for financial & logistical help, si man.  Otherwise, what good are Rojos, huh man?

 

"Oh, and when Miguel showed up to do your lawn, the traficantes robbed him of his day's receipts, so you must make him financially whole, si man.  He was muttering about hiring an abogado [lawyer], litigious he man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #Many of Wednesday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll she we man:

 

"The traficantes are also robbing the news teams, as seen live on breaking TV news, see live man.  Things continue to go precipitously south, your burden man.

 

"For a $mall $um, we shall $erve as your P.R. agent throughout this ballooning debacle,  $i man."

[SalishSea 17,969]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Installment #Many of Wednesday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll she we man:

 

"The traficantes are also robbing the news teams, as seen live on breaking TV news, see live man.  Things continue to go precipitously south, your burden man.

 

"For a $mall $um, we shall $erve as your P.R. agent throughout this ballooning debacle,  $i man."

You could not placate them with the promise of Many deeply discounted POTS, to be resold at great profit to cartel?

 

Also:  I brazenly predict that you will procure nearly-new mower of lawns at an ES that mini-TB will not wish to attend.  

[TBoneTX 45,579]

30 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

You could not placate them with the promise of Many deeply discounted POTS, to be resold at great profit to cartel?

Good idea, si JD ma'am, but not our casa any longer, no JD ma'am.

And our POTSs are so squeaky-clean that we don't need sales from laundered money, no man.

(However, when the Hondureños get their citizenship, they are clients, whee man!)

30 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

I brazenly predict that you will procure nearly-new mower of lawns at an ES that mini-TB will not wish to attend.

We had not thought of this till you mentioned it, no JD ma'am and see now we man.

We are typically loath to buy such things hastily, should be inspected thoroughly man.

Regardless, this idea is not automatically to be discounted, no JD ma'am.

And, in return, we offer you a handsome 0.0000001% discount off a (full-retail) POTS, magnaminous we man.

But only if you also upvote all our posts as you're supposed to, si and  JD ma'am.

Edited June 24, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #1 of Thursday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll we she man:

 

"Big developments at your casa, si man.  Overnight, the traficantes added Many Manyzen (2x2x2x2x2+2+2) Salvadoreños [El Salvadoreans] in the garage, to complement the surviving Many (2x2x2x2x2x2-2) Hondureños in the casa, si man.  To keep the Salvadoreños from rioting, the lack of integration was explained to them as a required coronaveerus quarantine, si man.  National news crews are beginning to arrive, si man.  Television pundits are already blaming you for the inhumane conditions (clogged sewers, no delivery pizza, and no closets), si man.  We just thought that you would like to know, si man.

 

"The Salvadoreños have just broken a hole in your new garage door, to breathe better and to stick out their tongues at the protestors holding the signs that say, 'Free the Oppressed Hondureños,' si man."

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #2 of Thursday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll we she man:

 

"The local news is broadcasting (live).  The bilingual local policeman just shouted, 'Buenos dias, hermanos mios!  Esta todo bien?'*

     *'Good day, my brothers!  Is everything OK?'

"The head of the Hondureños shouted, 'Exigimos pizza, y nuestros culos exigen papel higienico, or toallas de baño muy suaves!  Y quien ha oido hablar de una casa sin armarios?'**

     **'We demand pizza, and our butts demand toilet paper, or at least very soft bath towels!  And who ever heard of a house without closets?'

 

"A Salvadoreño just said, "Queremos pruebas de coronavirus, por favor.  Tambien armarios.'***

     ***'We want coronavirus tests, please.  And closets.'

 

"The chief of the traficantes just said, 'Ex-Mrs.-T-B. deberia pagar por todo esto, no nosotros!'****

     ****'Ex-Mrs.-T-B. should pay for all this, not us!'"

Edited June 24, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #Many of Thursday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll we she man:

 

"The gathered neighbors are muttering, 'This is even worse than when that loser tenant was here, si man.'  They are placing urgent calls to the HOA, so look out., beware man!"

Edited June 24, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,579]

A Polish dude, mixed in with the Salvadorenos, just observed, "Jechałem na Białoruś, ale zaczynam podejrzewać, że jestem trochę zagubiony, oj tak."

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Scintillating non-casa-watching Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

[Ed&Midori1031 330]

Hey everyone.  I'm not sure if this is the place to do it, but since the word "rant" is in the title...My wife is just too stressed about the U.S. and how things are ran here, especially when it comes to Maerican attitudes, her job, etc.  As much as I try and listen my best, it's just become overwhelming now.  Has anyone experienced this??

[TBoneTX 45,579]

5 hours ago, Ed&Midori1031 said:

Hey everyone.  I'm not sure if this is the place to do it, but since the word "rant" is in the title...My wife is just too stressed about the U.S. and how things are ran here, especially when it comes to Maerican attitudes, her job, etc.  As much as I try and listen my best, it's just become overwhelming now.  Has anyone experienced this??

A great many threads in the "Moving to the U.S." forum, or start one there about your wife's specific issues.

Edited June 25, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #1 of Friday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll we she man:

 

"More news of the fustercluck at your casa, see man:

 

"Overnight, 2 more Hondurenos died of starvation (caused by ongoing lack of food and your refusal to order delivery pizza); their countrymen buried them in the back yard, causing the Environmental Protection Agency, City government, and especially the Homeowners' Association to file lawsuits against you for illegal burial and many other charges, si man.

 

"Also overnight, someone smuggled some raw plantain to the Salvadorenos in the garage, starving they man.  Within minutes, the plaintains were consumed and the peels were thrown back out (through the hole punched in your new garage door), si man.   Several news crews and police slipped on them and are claiming injury, uh-oh man.  Their lawyers are about to hold a news conference to announce their lawsuits, uh-oh man.  The HOA is also citing you for untidy premises, worst of all man."

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #2 of Friday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll we she man:

 

"The national news people are reporting, in amazement, that the ilegales are expected to survive in a casa with no closets, cruel novelty man.  The head traficante has granted an exclusive in-depth interview in which he will eloquently and heatedly opine on this outrage, upset he man.  The international news agencies have learned of the situation and are rushing to report on it, worldwide interest man.  We are sorry to inform you that you appear to have a slight public-relations problem right about now, si man.

 

"The Polish guy stuck inside the garage with all the Salvadorenos is claiming that they are persecuting him for White Privilege, and he will soon sue you for official oppression, oj tak."

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #Many of Friday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll we she man:

 

"Should the traficantes use all the Amazon boxes* on your front porch to hide behind during their upcoming shootout with La Migra [Immigration], or should we or someone else try to pull them inside, huh man?"

 

*apparently delivered with immunity in very great number during this weeklong tense standoff, si man, and with no planning for them beforehand by Ex-Mrs.-T-B., no man

Edited June 26, 2021 by TBoneTX

[Ed&Midori1031 330]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

A great many threads in the "Moving to the U.S." forum, or start one there about your wife's specific issues.

Dually noted, thank you!