Save The Last Rants For Me

[mrmvkjts 459]

We just survived an almost 24 hour long power outage on the hottest day of this year yet in St.Louis. I am exhausted. But more so devastated about all the food we had to throw out! What a waste! 

Hope everyone enjoys their weekend

[TBoneTX 45,579]

16 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

We just survived an almost Many-hour ([2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2]-hour) long power outage

Length of outage precised in P-math, see and  QA ma'am.

16 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

more so devastated about all the food we had to throw out!

Next time, FedEx it to us, free = heaven QA ma'am.

Wasteful QA ma'am!  Wasteful, WASTEFUL QA ma'am!

 

Note, see man:  From now on, failure of the electricity to go out shall be known as a power innage, si QA ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

Fortuitously had time to visit Many (2+2) ESs in the morning, fortuitous we man.

Mini-B. accompanied, loudly grousing as usual wee man.

We semi-mollified him by calling this "family time," not untrue man.

We also bribed him by promising a visit to Arby's after the Many'th one, any port in a storm man.

 

Each of the Many (2+2) ESs was a dud, nothing for we or wee and sigh man.

This will make it that much more difficult to drag Mini-B. along next time, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Lunched at Arby's with Mini-B., first time inside in more than a year man.

Briefly returned to casa, change clothes we man.

Took Mini-B. to little amigo's birthday party at play place, socialize wee man.

Place was packed and deafening, rattle nerves of we man.

Pizza and cake served, stuffed we and wee man.

Mini-B. had loads of fun, sweaty exhausted fulfilled wee man.

 

Returned to casa, haven of nonchaotic silence man.

Mini-B. and we vowed that we were not interested in food for the foreseeable future, overingest man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man.

Mini-B. confronted us with "I'm hungry," bottomless appetite wee man.

 

Nuked half-box of fish sticks, only meal substance left for week man.

Could eat only Many (2+2) ourself, stuffed we man.

Mini-B. ate all the rest, probably two Manyzen man.

"We're Two Guys!  We eat WHAT we want WHEN we want, si man!"

 

Unwillingly mowed front yard, needed doing man.

Need to repair old or purchase new lawnmower, increasingly obvious man.

 

Read with Mini-B. from "Jack and Jill" magazine from January 1ManyManyMany, Many years ago man.

Finished "I Wonder Why" book about Snakes and Other Reptiles," learned stuff man.

Put exhausted wee man down for night, out-wiped wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Happy Father's Day to all who are patriarchal ancestors of descendants, si men.

 

We shall get Many (2+2+1) grocery items for Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

We & Mini-B. shall visit with him for half or more of an hour, visit senior he we and wee man.

Then we shall visit Mama T-B. for lunch, games, and grandbaby-doting, doting senior she man.

Then (if time & energy) we shall try to drag Mini-B. to one final ES, complete the weekend man.

Then we shall furiously try to accomplish all Sunday chores before AFV comes on, ouch man.

Then we shall turn Mini-B. over to Mommy for the week, not a good ending to Father's Day for we man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

After Father's Day obligations, Mini-B. considerately agreed to attend the one ES left, see the take man:

  -- very nice queen sheet set = $Many ($2+2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2)

Edited June 21, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Non-ES Sunday report, see man:

 

Arose far too early to procure Many (2+2+1) grocery items for Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

Miu racing around like a wildmiu, wild miu man.

Had very nice mini-visit with Uncle T-B., we and wee man.

Lunched with Mama T-B., senior she man.

After ES, returned to casa for hectic Sunday chores as follows, finish at Many (2x2x2+2) p.m. we man:

  -- conquer Many (2+1) laundry loads, heavy week man

  -- pick shirts/ties for week at POTS empire, sartorial we man

  -- make 2 beds, gag us every time man

  -- dish the warsher, easy when we are the only one to mess stuff up man

  -- other Sunday stuff, tedious man

Returned Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B., rotten way to end Father's Day sigh man.

Miu (quiescent for hours) returned to racing around like a wildmiu, wild miu man.

Shall de-dish the warsher, necessary man.

Miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with refulgent unallocated upvote inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Awakened by needy miu who jumped on bed, miu need we man.

Made $Many,000 in first morning hours at POTS empire, Business Typhoon we man.

Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest One Guy man.

Detoxed litterbox, how can one medium-sized miu poop so prolifically man.

Curbsided the garbage, Clean for Gene man.

Needy miu wanted to play with Daddy at great length, playful needy miu man.

Missed Mini-B. all day, we man miss wee man.

Miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with overflowing upvote inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,304]

On 6/19/2021 at 8:21 AM, mrmvkjts said:

We just survived an almost 24 hour long power outage on the hottest day of this year yet in St.Louis. I am exhausted. But more so devastated about all the food we had to throw out! What a waste! 

Hope everyone enjoys their weekend

Oh man that sucks, glad yo made it through it though. Tossing food out always sucks, so much money to replace it.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. are on a weeklong RV trip with Mr. Boyfriend & his daughters, hmmmph man.

We volunteered to "keep an eye on" Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, and we have reported thus so far, see Installment #1 man:

 

1.  We will rob your casa, or (better) rent it to traficantes (traffickers) at a mutually acceptable weekly rate, si man.  However, they will beef about no closets, surely man.  We will tell them to confront you about that when you return, si man.

 

2.  We can probably fit Many (2x2x2x2x2x2) or more illegal Hondurenos (Hondurans) in there, and more in the garage; what do you think, huh man?

 

Many.  Oh, and the homeowners' association will send you a letter about that, assuredly man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #2 of casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., see man:

 

The Hondurenos thought that casas in the E.E.U.U. (USA) had closets, si man.  They're demanding a refund from the traficantes, $i man.  The traficantes are now mad at you, consequently man.  This screw-up is all your fault, you realize, see man.

 

What do we tell the traficantes, huh man?

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s reply, see man:  Tell them that I'm on vacations

Edited June 22, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #Many of casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., see man:

 

The ilegales (illegals) ate all your food, si man.  Call GrubHub or pizza place, now man.  Hurry, because it's lunchtime, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #Many of casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., see man:

 

The Hondurenos have plugged up your toilets, and they've begun pooping in your showers, ick man.  Want us to call your plumber for you, huh man?

 

And you ran out of toilet paper long ago, so they're using your bath towels, naturally man.  Very nice for the abused butts of oppressed ilegales, si man.

 

Plumber says to pay him $Many00 per day to keep the Hondurenos from permanently hosing your plumbing, necessary man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #1 of Wednesday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll she we man:

 

"The coroner just removed two dead Hondurenos from your casa, and the local news teams are reporting it live as a headline story, si man.  You will have a lot of explaining to do, si man.

 

"Furthermore, the inmigracion (immigration) activists are mad at you for starving the Hondurenos to death, si man.  We ha told you to order delivery pizzas yesterday, and now look at this mess, see man!"

 

[Ex-Mrs.-T-B. responded with a "  " emoticon, respond she man]

 

"Not funny, no man!!!  These are Spanish people who were invited by Joe Biden himself to come for a better life, and look what you've done, see man."

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Installment #2 of Wednesday casa-watching for Ex-Mrs.-T-B., troll she we man:

 

"The plumber refuses to unstop any more sewer lines until he is paid, si man.  The traficantes [traffickers] claim that this is up to you, and they have a strong point, si man.

 

"All your bath towels are completely covered in pupu, because the toilet paper never arrived, probably because you never ordered that, either, no man!"