Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

For din-din, got two double McFish or whatever McDonald's calls them, filling man.

The payment was $Many.Many ($2x2x2+2+1 + half-of-half a buck), outrageous man.

We could have had a full restaurant meal for less, unbelievable man.

What is this world coming to, huh man?

 

Napped lengthily after returning from POTS duty, zzz we man.

Miu had brought a miu-toy upstairs to drop at our feet, play with Daddy man.

We dragged ourself downstairs to accommodate needy miu, accommodatory we man.

 

Mosquito-control trucks came by just now, relief man.

Texas mosquitoes Many, bite us man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Was our eve with Mini-B., Two Guys albeit briefly man.

Din-din for Mini-B. was canned Spaghettios & meatballs, major food group man.

Din-din for us was leftover rib pieces + fried tilapia from Ex-Mrs.-T-B., donate she man.

Saw many funny Baba-Mail pieces sent by Mama T-B., laugh/marvel we and wee man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. updated the circuit-breaker box at "her" new casa, legitimately years overdue man.

Hired a Colombian electrical engineer who did it for only $Many00, wow man.

That's about 1/Many'th (1/[2x2x2+2]th) of the going rate for such things, marvelous man.

And she must be up to her eyeballs in expenditure$, ha ha man.

 

It didn't rain for the first time in Many (2x2x2+2) days, Texas weather again Many man.

 

Upvoting-yet-silent Asia!  Upvoting-yet-silent, UPVOTING-YET-SILENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Already Manytupled weekly POTS sales goal, so taking Friday off, vacate we man.

Din-din was at an authentic Mexican restaurant, self-treat we man.

GSs/ESs itineraried for weekend, glee man.

 

Napped like an illegitimate male child for 2 hours, great zzz we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called & texted, wants to raid the casa man.

We didn't hear either attempt, great zzz we man.

She later asked if we were all right, yeah right man.

We wrote that we were busy with a Cubana or a rubia, her guess man.   

 

Bad absent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

 

[Neonred 3,576]

It's Memorial Day weekend, which means next week is the start of hurricane season.  Started stock piling gasoline, checking the propane, and making sure there are batteries in the survival kit.  Will start up and run the generators tomorrow. 

 

Just can't bring myself to stockpile expired, garage sale acquired, spaghettiOs.  

 

Maybe we should take up a collection so that TBoneTX can buy some nutritious food for mini-bone?

Edited May 29, 2021 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,578]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

expired, garage sale acquired, spaghettiOs

These are store-bought if under $1/can, specifically man.

And Mini-B. gets a maximum of toucans/week, wee man well aware of this man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Special Friday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We attended a GS and Many (2+1) ESs on Friday, itinerary we man.

The GS was large but yielded nothing for us, nada man.

The ESs were large but yielded nothing for us, nada man.

We did, however, inspect prices of dining-room ensembles, price-inspect we man.

The beat-up, overpriced stuff seen today didn't hold a firefly to what we got last week, steal we man.

The take = vindication, si and whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Went to a mattress manufacturer, replace guest-room stuff taken by Ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Bought serviceable full mattress to go with existing boxspring, thought sufficient by we man.

Assembled bed frame bought months ago for $Many ($2x2x2x2-1) at ES auction, delinquent we man.

Discovered that frame is queen, not full, even better deal than thought but egad man.

Now must call mattress place upon Saturday opening to revise order, good grief man.

Must hope that order hasn't been loaded onto delivery truck already, hope we man.

 

Near mattress place was probably the #1 Mexican restaurant in the area, a must-eat-there man.

Lunched heartily for just $Many ($2x2x2x2-2) before tip, ingest we man.

From order to bill-pay was just Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) minutes, efficient place and we man.

Stomach and entire digestive tract remain happy, good decision man.

 

GSs + at least 1 ES itineraried for Saturday, continue ebullient participation we man.

However, mow-lawning endangered by 2-hour monsoon that ended just now, enough rain man.

Stay on chair edge for thrilling report on Sat., try to repress your excitement man.

[Neonred 3,576]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Stay on chair edge for thrilling report on Sat., try to repress your excitement man.

I'm staring at this page just waiting .....

[TBoneTX 45,578]

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'm staring at this page just waiting .....

We thus figgered, and you should have ordered at least one POTS as you whiled away the time, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Of Many (2+1) GSs and one ES, only one GS bore fruit, see the take man:

  -- plushie snake for Mini-B.; mini-bed for miu = $Many ($2+2), deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,578]

[drum roll] Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Overnight monsoon precluded mow-lawning, must do it Sunday, sigh man.

 

After GS-ing, shop-groceried for ourself/Mini-B. and napped for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man.

Phoned housebound Uncle T-B. and pried grocery list from him, reluctant senior he man.

Delivered stuff and visited awhile, we visit senior he man.

Returned to casa and napped for another 2 hours, re-zzz we man.

 

We are obviously a major party-animal,  we man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Miu awoke us by camping on our stomach, how do we get her off man.

Mowed full yard, parts still sodden man.

Conquered laundry load, Thread Laundress report man.

Napped for over an hour, zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. brought by Ex-Mrs.-T-B., Two Guys week man.

Again late for AFV, despite ample advance notice man.

Mini-B. obviously exhausted, dueling explanations from wee and ex-she man.

 

Mini-B. extremely hungry, prep emergency SpaghettiOs & Meatballs we man.

We questioned ex-Mrs.-T-B. about this, insist on regular mealtimes we man.

"We had a late breakfast at Boyfriend's casa, and we had a late lunch, si man!"

However, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. vague about "when" lunch was, 2 or Many (2+2) or "whenever it was" man.

 

Mini-B. admitted tiredness, rare but significant for wee man man.

He also stank, obviously no bath man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B.:  "But we spent all yesterday at Boyfriend's pool, so no bath," great logic man.

 

Mini-B. getting tired of hourlong treks to/from Boyfriend's casa, wearing on wee man man.

 

Mini-B. also a pound heavier than when we surrendered him, ready to pound someone we man.

And Mini-B. brought in a bag of Cheetos from the Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, asking to eat them, uh-huh man.

We're getting fed up with this horsepoop that Ex-Mrs.-T-B. blithely waves off, displeased we man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B.   seems to have a guilty conscience, intense inquiries about Mini-B. today man.

 

Lunch from Arby's with use of expiring-today coupon, thrifty we and ingest we and wee man.

 

Played wiffle-ball with Mini-B. in back yard, Two Guys man.

First time Mini-B. has swung a bat, new to wee man.

Mini-B. very coachable and caught on quickly, adaptable wee man.

Whacked some good balls thrown by us or self-thrown up, capable wee man.

When ball hit into bush, other ball found that would work, adaptable we and wee man.

Then played kickball for Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) kicks each, wrap up Two Guys exercise man.

 

Din-din was salad drenched in Ranch, then chicken tenders with honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys man.

 

We have found that leaving "frozen" stuff in the refrigerator (rather than the freezer) cuts microwave time by at least half and doesn't harm quality, resourceful we man.

 

Supposed to rain every day for rest of week, grrr and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Two more days of skool for Mini-B., free wee man.

He again rejected the lunch that we'd made for him, wasteful wee man.

 

Din-din was tagliatelle with roasted chicken in portobello mushroom sauce, no kidding man.

Bought it some time ago on sale at Costco, try it if on sale man.

Mini-B. liked the noodles and chicken but not the sauce, ate it anyway man.

Must now find yet another "variety" din-din item, sigh man.

 

After din-din, played wiffleball with Mini-B. in back yard, we play wee man.

Mow-lawning was & is worth this payoff, conclude we man.

Mini-B. got even better since yesterday, improve wee man.

Supposed to rain nonstop for rest of week/end, sigh man.

 

No one here has ordered a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat recently, so we busied ourself in preparing a contract for another medium-sized European country, sweeping the globe man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Thrilling Tuesday addendum, dementia we man:

 

Guest-room mattresses delivered, queen top & box man.

Just $Many ($[2+2+1]00 + 2x2x2x2-1) for both, sweet deal man.

 

Also went to Walgreens, get something man.

Discovered tuna-in-water on closeout for Many (2x2x2x2+2+1) cents/can, steal man.

Snapped up Many (2x2x2x2x2-1) cans, all they had man.

Ate toucans for lunch, ingest we man.

Rather watery, but no need to shake can to break up big tuna-chunks, boon man.