Save The Last Rants For Me

[SalishSea 17,966]

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We can rarely use our reserved space because of the hordes of desperate seek-jobbers who mob the POTS limousine and supplicate us for employment, pests man.

They are attempting to mob TB for autographs.  POTS Typhoon autograph can fetch Many$ on the eBays.

[cdneh 3,112]

40 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

I am jealous!  Hopefully their militant quarantining will have ended.

I live in hope.

[Neonred 3,576]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

I live in hope.

I live in Florida.

[cdneh 3,112]

25 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I live in Florida.

Congratulations.

[Lil bear 4,255]

2 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I am jealous!  Hopefully their militant quarantining will have ended.

Not a chance of that happening on either side of the Tasman. .. expecting it for at least another 12 months … 

Edited May 15, 2021 by Lil bear

[TBoneTX 45,578]

17 hours ago, Asia said:

Hi everobody!

Long time no see

You, young lady, are in deep trouble, oj tak!

And no one has upvoted our posts, oj nie.

Bad absent bad nonupvoting Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT bad BAD nonupvoting NONUPVOTING Asia!

17 hours ago, Asia said:

T-B, it makes me sad to read what's happening to Mini-B

Gracias, oj tak.

17 hours ago, Asia said:

How old is Mini-B?

Mini-B. is Many years old, oj tak.

17 hours ago, Asia said:

If she wants to have a dog, she must know that it's different in the US that it was in Ecu

Dream on, oj sigh...

17 hours ago, Asia said:

she'll do what she wants

"Out of the bedpan into the ____," oj tak.

17 hours ago, Asia said:

I just hope Mini-B finds a bit of happines there.

Gracias, oj tak.

Now you're still in deep trouble and must also upvote all our posts, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

17 hours ago, Neonred said:

I've seen a lot of Latin women with "blonde" hair (kind of).

Mostly Venezolanas, we're guessing, lovely and rubia but to be stayed away from man.

And Cubanas, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Extra-Special Saturday ES/GS report, particularly see man:

 

Good fortune was on our side, restock the casa with furniture* man.

     *to replace that which Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took, half-gone man

 

The first Many (2+2) ESs were duds, oh well man.

The first GS was a dud, oh well man.

The Many'th (2+2+1th) ES made up for it all, see the take man:

 -- brown-leather theater-style sofa; 2 almost-never-used extra-wide blue armchairs = $Many00

      ($[2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2] - [2x2x2+2+2]), half-price steal man

      + $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) delivery fee, bargain for 2 guys in 2 trucks man

      + installation of Venmo app on our phone by ES lady = free, helpful man

      + $Many ($2x2x2x2-1) credit-card service fee by Venmo = outrageous man

 -- (at a later GS) small serving-tray = half a buck, steal man

Total = $Many00-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+2+1 + half a buck)

 

We now need only, see man:

 -- dinner table with optimally Many (2+2+2) chairs, dine man

 -- full mattress, top part only man

 -- stuffed recliner, nice to have but optional man

 

The above was worth skipping Many (2+2+1) further stops on the original itinerary, conclude we man.

Edited May 16, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES/GS report, see man:

 

After purchase/delivery of furniture, we were dead tired, need zzz we man.

Regardless, we decided to reward ourself, reward we man.

Drove to our favorite nearby small town, restaurant (and 2 itineraried GSs) there man.

Lunched from half-past 1 till about 2, late for us but within range of objective lunchtime man.

Bought homemade apple pie there, too, ingest we and later ingest wee man.

 

Decided to skip one of the two local itineraried GSs, tired we man.

Groceried at Aldi on way home, found everything cheap man.

Discovered miu asleep on one of two new armchairs, investigatory miu man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child, nearly 2 hours man.

 

Decided to mow lawn, monsoons predicted all next week man.

Cloudy, breezy, and surprisingly cool, Texas weather Many weather elsewhere sucky man.

Did front & back straight through with no break, one sweatband man.

That plus débris-blowing took right about one hour, impressive efficiency we man.

Took shower, Clean for Gene we man.

 

Ingested din-din courtesy of personal Chef, Boy-ar-Dee man.

Devoured 1/Many'th (1/Many'rd?) of apple pie, reward palate penalize waistline we man.

Noticed that the T-B.-mobile is a mere Many (2x2x2x2+2+1) miles from a Many-digit ([2+2+2]-digit) milestone, turn over odometer soon man.

Edited May 16, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,578]

In hono(u)r of Ontarklar's recent reappearance in this thread, we present an official Hillbilly Joke, read man:

 

HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

An Arkansas couple, both rednecks and therefore realistically Ontarklar & Hillbilly, had Many (2x2x2+1) children, definitely sounds like Ontarklar man.  They went to the doctor to see about getting Hillbilly "fixed," ouch man.

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally caused them to make the decision -- why, after Many (2x2x2+1) children, would they do this, huh man?

Hillbilly replied that they had read in a recent newspaper article that one out of every Many (2x2x2+1) children born in the United States was Mexican, and he and Ontarklar did not want to risk having a Mexican baby, because neither of them spoke Spanish, no man.
 

[Asia 2,498]

18 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I am jealous!  Hopefully their militant quarantining will have ended.

I hope so I don't have time for quarantine And I'll be fully vaccined, so maybe that will help. Keep your fingers crossed!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

11 hours ago, Asia said:

I'll be fully vaccined

In Poland, they mercifully know how many shots are necessary, because it's one fewer than Many, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Awoke to a half-hour monsoon, glad that we mow-lawned yesterday man.

 

The T-B.-mobile was not Many miles below Many (2+2+2) odometer digits, but only 2, close man.

Milestone was achieved on way to a Sunday ES, dud ES man.

 

Monsooning began in earnest before noon and has not stopped, going to happen all week man.

 

Miu is going absolutely aysheep and has visited her litterbox literally Many times, pee miu man.

We must caucus with the vet about this, sigh man.

 

Conquered single laundry load, but had bimonthly ironing, sigh man.

 

Mini-B. arriving shortly, wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

On 5/15/2021 at 11:03 AM, Jorgedig said:

They are attempting to mob TB for autographs.

They want jobs and the incomparable prestige that accompanies POTS work, si JD ma'am.

And the eBays know to pay us whatever our thieved autographs sell for, $i man.

[Ontarkie 14,303]

On 5/16/2021 at 12:34 AM, TBoneTX said:

In hono(u)r of Ontarklar's recent reappearance in this thread, we present an official Hillbilly Joke, read man:

 

HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

An Arkansas couple, both rednecks and therefore realistically Ontarklar & Hillbilly, had Many (2x2x2+1) children, definitely sounds like Ontarklar man.  They went to the doctor to see about getting Hillbilly "fixed," ouch man.

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally caused them to make the decision -- why, after Many (2x2x2+1) children, would they do this, huh man?

Hillbilly replied that they had read in a recent newspaper article that one out of every Many (2x2x2+1) children born in the United States was Mexican, and he and Ontarklar did not want to risk having a Mexican baby, because neither of them spoke Spanish, no man.