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TBoneTX   45,578

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4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

she could have had a few of his friends if she was going to call it a pool party.

She paid lip-service to this but didn't try hard enough (or at all), si and no man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

That was nothing but show for her boyfriend and his daughters. 

Si and sigh, man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Her attitude will never change

Me me me me me me me me, she man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Word of caution. Stop telling the Ex you are watching Mini-B's weight. She can turn that around on you in court.

Word noted, si D ma'am.  However, she can't let him get fat, and we've already been somewhat in her face about this, no one pushes our paternal instinct too far man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

weight does fluctuate 1-2 lbs even just in a day

Why do we even bother eating junk food, huh man; why don't we apply it straight to our waistline, huh man?

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

he will figure it out on his own

He's amazingly perceptive already, si wee man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

about every kind I can legally have

Overdue aardvark report now, si D ma'am!

Negligent Ontarklar!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT Ontarklar!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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38 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

She paid lip-service to this but didn't try hard enough (or at all), si and no man.

Si and sigh, man.

Me me me me me me me me, she man.

Word noted, si D ma'am.  However, she can't let him get fat, and we've already been somewhat in her face about this, no one pushes our paternal instinct too far man.

Why do we even bother eating junk food, huh man; why don't we apply it straight to our waistline, huh man?

He's amazingly perceptive already, si wee man.

Overdue aardvark report now, si D ma'am!

Negligent Ontarklar!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT Ontarklar!

1. Of course she didn't try why would she want to have to pay attention to anyone else. 

3. Sad but true, I did notice that on FB years ago. 

4. May need the doctor to help with that one. 

5. Well for some ppl they just need to look at the stuff and it shows up there :P 

6. Yes so he won't need you to make excuses for her for long. But at least you are trying to help him feel better.

7. Well I did say about every legal animal I could have :bonk: Don't think the city would let me have an aardvark. 

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Don't think the city would let me have an aardvark. 

Have you even ASKED, huh D ma'am?  :bonk: 

Negligent unaardvarked Ontarklar!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT unaardvarked UNAARDVARKED Ontarklar!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Another potential problem, feedback man.

Miu has been using her litterbox about every 2 minutes for the last week, eliminatory miu man.

Seems to be trying to peepee, no haunch-shaking as with pupu man.

We aren't seeing any liquid production, no see pee we man.

Pupu is as usual, seemingly man.

Miu just had a "great" vet visit not long ago, passing miu man.

Feedback on miu solicited, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

wardrobe units

No.  This is not the UK.  We have good ol 'murican closets, man.  Built in to the firmament.  And legally, bedrooms without closets care not counted as bedrooms by realtor-types.  So, it would seem that she is shooting herself in the foot for resale.

 

Btw, I'm a card-carrying dog person.  I have two enormo- Great Pyrenees rescues.  Before them, we had an 11 pound yapper who lived for 14 years, most of those during my kids' childhoods.  Doggos are almost as much work as children. My (now adult) children LOVE them, and mostly come home to see them (vs mama JD), but they have always been more work for me than for the kids.  

 

So, a doggo has to be a lifetime commitment for the adult, full stop.  Bonus if the kid likes it and helps out.

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2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Another potential problem, feedback man.

Miu has been using her litterbox about every 2 minutes for the last week, eliminatory miu man.

Seems to be trying to peepee, no haunch-shaking as with pupu man.

We aren't seeing any liquid production, no see pee we man.

Pupu is as usual, seemingly man.

Miu just had a "great" vet visit not long ago, passing miu man.

Feedback on miu solicited, si man.

Is Miu eating and drinking?  I believe Mius can get UTIs.  In the case of dehydration, Miu docs can administer subcutaneous Miufluids.

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11 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

No.  This is not the UK.  We have good ol 'murican closets, man.  Built in to the firmament.  And legally, bedrooms without closets care not counted as bedrooms by realtor-types.  So, it would seem that she is shooting herself in the foot for resale.

:devil: , man.

11 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

a doggo has to be a lifetime commitment for the adult

In Ecu, the Many (2+1) top population groups are, in order man:

       1.  Dogs, arf man

       2.  Roosters, crow man

Many.  Ecus, natives man

 

Dogs can stay in the casa, but people let them run around outside unrestrained, and they're typically filthy and stink, and of course not fixed, yuck man.  Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will get into trouble in a hurry with one, distracted she man.  And Mama T-B. & we both fear that she'll delegate walks & most care to Mini-B., who is too young yet, big job man.

15 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

a Many-pound ([2x2x2+2+1]-pound) yapper who lived for Many (2x2x2x2-2) years

P-math-novice JD ma'am!  P-math-novice, P-MATH-NOVICE JD ma'am!  :bonk: 

15 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

Is Miu eating and drinking?

Si to both, with no changes to at least the eating, si and no JD ma'am.

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

unaardvarked

Nobody upvoted us for our brilliant new word, sigh and hmmph man.

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Miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with zealously hoarded upvote inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Another potential problem, feedback man.

Miu has been using her litterbox about every 2 minutes for the last week, eliminatory miu man.

Seems to be trying to peepee, no haunch-shaking as with pupu man.

We aren't seeing any liquid production, no see pee we man.

Pupu is as usual, seemingly man.

Miu just had a "great" vet visit not long ago, passing miu man.

Feedback on miu solicited, si man.

UTI get her check.

57 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

Is Miu eating and drinking?  I believe Mius can get UTIs.  In the case of dehydration, Miu docs can administer subcutaneous Miufluids.

My thoughts exactly

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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Mini-Dave started walking; has gone from pulling himself up against anything and everything and sometimes shuffling for a step or two to walking more than crawling in about six weeks.

 

Now when we let him out of his stroller at the park we have to make sure he doesn't chase after doggies bigger than he is (he's pretty tall and slightly above average weight for a one-year-old, but, y'know, still a one-year-old).

 

Also has occasionally tried to play with older girls there (aka 2-year-olds). PRG says he's charming the girls already, man.

 

Five years after I moved into this place, we still get mail addressed to several different former residents. Wonder how long next people will get mail for us (hopefully USCIS doesn't make any change of address mix-ups ...). 

K-1                             AOS                            
NOA1 Notice Date: 2018-05-31    NOA1 Notice Date: 2019-04-11   
NOA2 Date: 2018-11-16           Biometrics Date: 2019-05-10    
Arrived at NVC:  2018-12-03     EAD/AP In Hand: 2019-09-16     
Arrived in Moscow: 2018-12-28   GC Interview Date: 2019-09-25      
Interview date: 2019-02-14      GC In Hand: 2019-10-02
Visa issued: 2019-02-28
POE: 2019-03-11
Wedding: 2019-03-14

ROC                             Naturalization
NOA1 Notice Date: 2021-07-16    Applied Online: 2022-07-09 (biometrics waived)
Approval Date: 2022-04-06       Interview was Scheduled: 2023-01-06
10-year GC In Hand: 2022-04-14  Interview date: 2023-02-13 (passed)
                            	Oath: 2023-02-13

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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4 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Mini-Dave started walking

He'll lose the chubby baby fat very soon, no more squeezable Mini-DA man.

4 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Also has occasionally tried to play with older girls there (aka 2-year-olds). PRG says he's charming the girls already, man.

Make sure that they're rubias, crucial to train him early and correctly man!!!!!

4 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Many (2+2+1) years

Careless DA man!  Careless, CARELESS DA man!

4 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

we still get mail addressed to several different former residents

The important part is whether it's cash or checks mailed to you, $i and Acapulco vacation DA man.

Same thing (minus cash/checks) still happens to us Many (>2x2x2+2) years later, recycle it man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Mini-B. had a standardized state test in skool today, allegedly P-Math man.

He was worried, concerned wee man.

However, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reports that he claimed to have done well, proud of wee man we man.

This is because of our reminder tutoring that "all answers are 0, 1, 2, or Many," instill confidence in wee man we man.

 

In other gripping news, we plan a din-din of Many (2+2) hot dogs on the remaining Many (2+2) buns, which will leave just one stray hot dog for later, si man.

 

The associated P-Math equation is Many - Many = 1, si man,

where Many (may or may not) = (2+2+1) and Many (may or may not) = (2+2), so flexible a system man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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5 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Five years after I moved into this place, we still get mail addressed to several different former residents. Wonder how long next people will get mail for us (hopefully USCIS doesn't make any change of address mix-ups ...).

I have owned my house for Many (2+2+2+2+2+1), and we still get mail addressed to the guy who built it in 1971.  I also recently found his wife's knitting basket in the far reaches of the attic!

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5 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I also recently found his wife's knitting basket in the far reaches of the attic!

Did you knit your brows as you contemplated how that could be, huh JD ma'am?

5 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I have owned my house for Many (2+2+2+2+2+1)

Many what, need to specify JD ma'am.

We commend your effort, si JD ma'am, but a more efficient rendering is (2x2x2+2+1), si JD ma'am.

On 5/11/2021 at 12:02 AM, Jorgedig said:

Mius can get UTIs.

How can a completely (Many%) indoor miu get a UTI, huh JD ma'am?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

Had Mini-B. for our evening this week, we with wee man.

Din-din was at Wendy's with (of course) use of coupons, thrifty we man.

Then came to casa and looked at funny Baba-Mail offerings, quite good man.

 

Returned Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B., moving on Friday she man.

She hasn't packed a damned thing yet, where is her head man.

She says that two amigas are to show up on Thurs. to help her pack, :bonk: man.

From what we saw, she didn't have nearly enough boxes, no man.

Where is her head, huh man?

 

In other gripping news, the receipts for Mother's Day sales of POTSs* are still being tallied, $i man.

     *buy yours today, si man

It appears that we have $ma$hed another $ale$ record, $i man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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