Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Warshed dirty T-B.-mobile, Clean for Gene we man.

Completed full grocery list at One-Cent-Less-than-$1 Only, pleasant surprise man.

Late-lunched at Chinese buffet, Many full plates ravenously ingest we man.

Siesta'd for over 2 hours, exhausted we man.

Played "chase the miu toys" with bored miu, aerobic exercise for we and miu man.

 

Proceeded with the rubia as detailed below, si and sigh man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,575]

We had spent much of Friday texting and then phoning a possible rubia, communicate we man.

Attitudes, etc. seemed remarkably compatible, concluded we man.

Arranged a restaurant din-din to meet in person, we meet she man.

However, certain details in her stories failed to add up, uneasy we man.

Researched her claims against public records and found glaring inconsistencies, discover we man.

Decided to sleep on it, decide we man.

 

Continued to mull matters during GS-ing, mull we man.

Concluded that integrity was important, only thing that we can avoid letting others steal man.

 

Texted rubia approx. Many-&-a-half hours before planned din-din, be courteous man.

Told rubia that she had falsely understated her age, obvious from public records man.

Said that her "Manycades-long happy marriage" to late husband was really as follows man:

  -- husband was arrested for assault/bodily injury against somebody half-of-half a Manycade ago in April, ouch man

  -- divorce was recorded that same year in Manyvember, si man

  -- rubia & husband remarried Many (2x2x2x2+1) years later (!), si man

 

In addition, claim of her & husband's age when he died failed to correlate with anything, si and no man.

 

We certainly could have found more had we researched further, but this was enough, sigh man.

 

We texted our findings and concluded as follows, see man:

     "No man of integrity would abide these falsehoods, no man.  Because we have integrity, tonight is called off and we want no future contact between us and you, si and no man.  You're part of exactly what we told you about not compromising our principles of truth-telling without deception, si man.  Good luck in the future, bye man."

 

We got no response, fine with us man, and her profile was gone from the site when we later checked, obviously some conscience restored man.

 

We are disappointed but can still hold our head up, sigh and si man.

Edited April 18, 2021 by TBoneTX

[SalishSea 17,964]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We had spent much of Friday texting and then phoning a possible rubia, communicate we man.

Attitudes, etc. seemed remarkably compatible, concluded we man.

Arranged a restaurant din-din to meet in person, we meet she man.

However, certain details in her stories failed to add up, uneasy we man.

Researched her claims against public records and found glaring inconsistencies, discover we man.

Decided to sleep on it, decide we man.

 

Continued to mull matters during GS-ing, mull we man.

Concluded that integrity was important, only thing that we can avoid letting others steal man.

 

Texted rubia approx. Many-&-a-half hours before planned din-din, be courteous man.

Told rubia that she had falsely understated her age, obvious from public records man.

Said that her "Manycades-long happy marriage" to late husband was really as follows man:

  -- husband was arrested for assault/bodily injury against somebody half-of-half a Manycade ago in April, ouch man

  -- divorce was recorded that same year in Manyvember, si man

  -- rubia & husband remarried Many (2x2x2x2+1) years later (!), si man

 

In addition, claim of her & husband's age when he died failed to correlate with anything, si and no man.

 

We certainly could have found more had we researched further, but this was enough, sigh man.

 

We texted our findings and concluded as follows, see man:

     "No man of integrity would abide these falsehoods, no man.  Because we have integrity, tonight is called off and we want no future contact between us and you, si and no man.  You're part of exactly what we told you about not compromising our principles of truth-telling without deception, si man.  Good luck in the future, bye man."

 

We got no response, fine with us man, and her profile was gone from the site when we later checked, obviously some conscience restored man.

 

We are disappointed but can still hold our head up, sigh and si man.

T-B, P.I. !!!   Very nice work!

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Gracias, si JD ma'am.

We pulled a Steveklar* in miniature, si man.

   *leader of our thread who has been AWOL for seemingly forever now, AWOL man

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Scintillating most-of-Sunday report, mostly see man:

 

Took HSM (Heap Strong Medicine) at bedtime, could move in the morning man.

Then mowed full lawn, lawn needed it body absolutely didn't man.

 

Mini-B. arriving within the hour for his week of Two Guys, no girl tells us what to do man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. continues to have her hands full with the casa that she "got," ha ha man.

However, she purports to be bringing us some lasagna along with Mini-B., may be poisoned man.

 

Miu just de-lapped herself after almost falling asleep on us, uncomfortable position for us man.

Doesn't look like AFV is on tonight, sigh man.

Our one laundry load is baking now, larger than usual after yesterday's cold weather man.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

[SalishSea 17,964]

56 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

J-Dig report:  Accompanied 20 year child to 1st Moderna shot way over on peninsula, necessitating ferry ride across the Puget Sound.  Beautiful day for it!  Rare Seattle spring warm air and sunshine.  But, no resident orcas appeared.  They are further north in the Sound, where the Chinook are tumbling out of the rivers.

 

After, we went to hometown hamlet of Ballard for Swedish and Finnish deli yums.  Lapplander cheese and Karelian pie.  Child would not let me buy fish balls.  😞  It was closing time, so we got free coffee and a free leftover sandwich, gratefully inhaled by hungry man-child who was too nervous to eat pre-jab.

[Neonred 3,576]

On 4/18/2021 at 6:16 PM, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating most-of-Sunday report, mostly see man:

 

 

Mini-B. arriving within the hour for his week of Two Guys, no girl tells us what to do man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. continues to have her hands full with the casa that she "got," ha ha man.

 

Congrats to Ex-Mrs.-T-B for getting a casa.

 

3 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

 

 

After, we went to hometown hamlet of Ballard for Swedish and Finnish deli yums.  Lapplander cheese and Karelian pie.  Child would not let me buy fish balls.  😞  

I didn't know fish had balls...

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,093]

My parents had been visiting for last ten days around mini-Dave's birthday, now one year old (time flies, man). They had a 6:20 am flight this morning due to my mom taking lessons from T-Bone (aka it was very cheap), so spent last night at a hotel near the airport (Sandy Eggo airport is 30-45 minutes from our place depending on traffic). Am assuming they caught super-early airport shuttle and got on plane okay, because no texts or phone calls. Last time they'll see us in this condo (still the only place in CA that my parents have seen more than once). Saw some museums, gardens, parks, winery, took mini-Dave to first restaurants (three times no issues, once ended up canceling, once had to take him outside due to crying but was sleeping until we were almost finished, not too bad for a one-year-old, really).

 

Took a few days for mini-Dave to go from "don't let these strange people touch me, sing to me, or read to me" to "these guys are pretty neat", but did it. 🤣

 

PRG got her first Moderna shot on the first day of general availability in CA; she had a way worse reaction than I did (she spent most of Sunday in bed with a fever; a few weeks ago, I never had anything worse than a sore arm. I've got the second one this weekend, though.). Good thing grandma and grandpa could help daddy with mini-Dave for a day. 🤣

 

Mini-Dave decide this was a good time to go from occasionally shuffling a step or two to walking across the living room before resorting to crawling again (growing up fast, man).

Edited April 20, 2021 by DaveAndAnastasia

[Ontarkie 14,302]

Electrical panel fixed no more snap crackle pop. 

 

Made cream puffs and cinnamon buns. I have eggs eggs and more eggs to use up and sell. It's about the time that my one customer comes buy and buys me out. Boy am I glad she stops by still after moving away. 

 

Ok I'm off to go school the littles. 

[TBoneTX 45,575]

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I have eggs eggs and more eggs to use up and sell.

Well, this sure answers the question of "which came first, the chicken information or the egg information," si D ma'am.

 

Chicken report now, si D ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,575]

13 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

They had a Many:Many am flight this morning due to my mom taking lessons from T-Bone (aka it was very cheap)

Time of obscenely early flight precised, si and yawn DA man.

Smart cheap Mama-DA-ma'am!  Smart, SMART cheap CHEAP Mama-DA-ma'am!

13 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

growing up fast, man

They do, so relish the dickens out of it and him now, si DA man.

13 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

she spent most of Sunday in bed with a fever

Sounds like PRG was hot stuff, feverish she man.

Hot-stuff low-laid PRG!  Hot-stuff, HOT-STUFF low-laid LOW-LAID PRG!

[TBoneTX 45,575]

19 hours ago, Neonred said:

Congrats to Ex-Mrs.-T-B for getting a casa.

This was the rental casa that she took from us, si and sigh and  G man.

She called us today to say that her planned renovations will not be done on time, no man.

They'll extend past the time when she must be out of her apartment, de-leased she man.

She asked if she could bunk in our casa for a couple of weeks, !!???! man.

We told her that she wanted to be an independent chica and this was her independence, pollos coming home to roost man.

19 hours ago, Neonred said:

I didn't know fish had balls...

The non-eunuch fish do, si and  G man.

 

This leads into our Definition of the Day, see man:

Civil sturgeon, n. - a caviar-producing fish with excellent manners, si man

Edited April 21, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,575]

22 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

J-Dig report

Informative cooperative JD ma'am!  Informative, INFORMATIVE cooperative COOPERATIVE JD ma'am!

22 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

ferry ride

Did you meet any tooth ferries, huh JD ma'am?

22 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

no resident orcas appeared

Sounds like a whale of a time, or the converse, don't whale about it and run your mascara man.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Scintillating Tuesday report, see man:

 

Miu was uncharacteristically and mystifyingly aysheep today, aysheep miu man.

 

Miu is normally active in morning till Mini-B. goes to skool, active miu man.

Then, miu typically sleeps till noonish atop her Many-foot ([2+2+2]-foot) miu-tower, zzz miu man.

Miu then rouses herself briefly, then sleeps again in her marshmallow bed, re-zzz miu man.

 

Today, however, miu was aysheep ALL morning, around-racing vocal miu man.

She did sleep in marshmallow bed as usual, characteristic miu man.

However, when Mini-B. returned from skool, miu went aysheep again, uncharacteristic miu man.

It is nearly 1 a.m., and miu is STILL aysheep, can't out-figure it we man.

 

In other gripping news, see man:

 -- Din-din was green beans & previously frozen salisbury steaks, a We're Two Guys din-din man.

 -- Kicked inflated ball around back yard for half an hour, invigorated we & wee man.

 -- We dished & de-dished the warsher, domestic we man.

 -- Read from Many-year-old ([2x2x2x2x2x2+1+1]-year-old) Jack & Jill magazine, read we & wee man.

 -- Read from even-more-ancient "Jerry Muskrat" book by Thornton W. Burgess, read we & wee man.

 -- Put exhausted Mini-B. to bed, zzz wee man.