Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,575]

23 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Pee math?  Pi math?  Other baby is born on Pi day.

LPoP (Last Post on Page) and therefore unread, sorry JD ma'am.

(Many threads ago, we determined that LPoPs would not be read, no man.)

However, we will make an exception in your new-participant case, beneficent we man.

 

The relevant background is this, see JD ma'am:

       1.  We have a Polish Commie-babe in this thread, anomalously named Asia*, oj tak**.

               *pronounced more like "Ah-shah"  (Absent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT Asia!)

             **oj tak = Polish for "si, man"

       2.  We kid her all the time about being from where she's from, oj tak.

Many.  Part of this is that Polish math (P-math) consists of numerals "0, 1, 2, and Many", oj tak.

Many.  There are unspecified penalties for using any terms other than these, look out man.

Many.  Most others in this thread have given up trying to learn & apply the P-math system, sigh man.

             However, you are of unquestionably high intelligence and can master it, si JD ma'am.

Edited April 15, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,575]

23 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Pi math

In P-math, Pi would be Many.1Many1ManyMany2ManyMany, see JD ma'am.

We actually prefer apple, cherry, and even rhubarb pi, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

It monsooned like the holiest of illegitimate male children, build an Ark man.

We wisely decided against tripping to Aldi or Dollar General, such trip increasingly necessary man.

 

Mini-B. feeling quite good, si wee man.

However, skool required that he get a Covid-Many test, sigh man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. went to the wrong clinic & was late to the right clinic, had to find Many'rd option she man.

Then she got lost going home, ever heard of a GPS man?   

Mini-B. was thus too late to log on for a half-day of remote skool,  man.

 

We productively updated our envelope of fast-food coupons, all now unexpired man.

Then made our 2 remaining lunches for the week, self-feed we man.

Thriftily used up the 2 packs of recently expired lunch meat, worked out perfectly man.

Miu observed process closely and tried to participate, get off the kitchen counter miu man.

 

Miu went aysheep* in the evening, overactive miu man.

     *aysheep = Ecuadorian dialect to describe apes' intestinal excrement

During the aysheepity, miu overturned her marshmallow bed, upside-down man.

Miu is now sleeping in overturned bed, must be new miu-furniture man.

Edited April 15, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,575]

On 4/14/2021 at 1:27 AM, TBoneTX said:

You're welcome to participate in this thread anytime, si JD ma'am.

You are also highly encouraged to buy one or more Pre-Owned Toilet Seats (POTSs), si JD ma'am.

We have cornered the world market in this burgeoning industry, business typhoon we man.

$ale$ have boomed during the Covid-Many pandemic, that's the fact man.

Enjoy your first POTS purchase at a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, just for you ma'am.

[SalishSea 17,964]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

You are also highly encouraged to buy one or more Pre-Owned Toilet Seats (POTSs), si JD ma'am.

We have cornered the world market in this burgeoning industry, business typhoon we man.

$ale$ have boomed during the Covid-Many pandemic, that's the fact man.

Enjoy your first POTS purchase at a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, just for you ma'am.

Was smart of you to begin hoarding those pre-pandemic!  It's proved to be quite lucrative.

[SalishSea 17,964]

I made the last post, once again.

 

Somehow, that seems very Charlie Brown.

 

Maybe it was actually the penultimate.  

Edited April 15, 2021 by Jorgedig
Wanted to use 'penultimate' in sentence.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

22 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Was smart of you to begin hoarding those pre-pandemic!  It's proved to be quite lucrative.

Oh, for years we've had an entire multistory POTS-processing facility that covers many acres (specifically, Many acres), with a Many-story parking garage, si ma'am.  Departments include (but are not limited to) Procurement, Intake Processing, Sanitizing, Customizing, Shipping, $ale$, and Accounting (this last, with one CPA assigned for each month of the year, to deal with the staggering financial intake), si ma'am.

 

Seek-jobbers routinely mob our facility, with experienced businessmen and vaunted PhDs desperately prostrating themselves in hopes of employment, si ma'am.

 

We ourself, as the unquestioned worldwide POTS magnate and consequently an ultrasuccessful Business Typhoon, have access to the POTS helicopter and the POTS limousine, the latter ably chauffeured by either Jeeves or Smedley, si ma'am.

 

In fact, another small-to-medium-sized country has committed to providing POTSs to its citizens, $i man.

 

We are still awaiting your POTS order, si ma'am.  Our handsome discount offer is not infinite, no ma'am.  We will give you a little more time to consider your options, magnaminous we man.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Our eve with Mini-B., Two Guys we and wee man.

Mini-B. was healthy, happy, and animated, healthy happy animated wee man.

 

As Two Guys, "we eat WHAT we want WHEN we want," statement of firm policy man.

Accordingly, we did carry-out from Burger King with use of a coupon, $ave we teach wee thrift man.

All provender ingested, stuff-&-burp man.

 

Read Many (2x2x2+1) quite funny Baba-Mail compilations, highly entertaining man.

Watched some YouTube videos of Mini-B.'s favorite juvy-delinquents, male bonding man.

Recited the Two Guys policy mantra, see here man:

   "We're Two Guys, si man!

     We eat WHAT we want WHEN we want, si man!

     We fart WHEREVER we want WHENEVER we want, si man!

     We leave the [pre-owned] toilet seat UP, si man!

     And no GIRL can tell us what to do -- not even Mommy, no man!"

 

Returned Mini-B., then went to Aldi, save $Many we man.

Will get the bread, fruit, and frozen stuff elsewhere on Saturday, buy fresh we man.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

22 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I made the last post, once again.

No you didn't, and we'll be the judge of that, no and si JD ma'am!

22 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Maybe it was actually the penultimate.

No it wasn't, and it wasn't even the antepenultimate, no JD ma'am!

 

Bad nonantepenultimate JD ma'am!  Bad, BAD nonantepenultimate NONANTEPENULTIMATE JD ma'am!

22 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Somehow, that seems very Charlie Brown.

Then you'll fit in quite well in this thread, si and welcome JD ma'am.

Edited April 16, 2021 by TBoneTX
wanted to use "antepenultimate" in sentence.

[Neonred 3,576]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We ourself, as the unquestioned worldwide POTS magnate and consequently an ultrasuccessful Business Typhoon, have access to the POTS helicopter and the POTS limousine, the latter ably chauffeured by either Jeeves or Smedley, si ma'am.

 

 

 

Do you ever ask Jeeves?

[SalishSea 17,964]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Oh, for years we've had an entire multistory POTS-processing facility that covers many acres (specifically, Many acres), with a Many-story parking garage, si ma'am.  Departments include (but are not limited to) Procurement, Intake Processing, Sanitizing, Customizing, Shipping, $ale$, and Accounting (this last, with one CPA assigned for each month of the year, to deal with the staggering financial intake), si ma'am.

 

Seek-jobbers routinely mob our facility, with experienced businessmen and vaunted PhDs desperately prostrating themselves in hopes of employment, si ma'am.

 

We ourself, as the unquestioned worldwide POTS magnate and consequently an ultrasuccessful Business Typhoon, have access to the POTS helicopter and the POTS limousine, the latter ably chauffeured by either Jeeves or Smedley, si ma'am.

 

In fact, another small-to-medium-sized country has committed to providing POTSs to its citizens, $i man.

 

We are still awaiting your POTS order, si ma'am.  Our handsome discount offer is not infinite, no ma'am.  We will give you a little more time to consider your options, magnaminous we man.

Is the POTS compound looking to hire corporate forensic nurses?  I can imagine there would be Many L&I related job injuries.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

Do you ever ask Jeeves?

Jeeves asks, serves, and bows-&-scrapes to us, see G man.

11 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Is the POTS compound looking to hire corporate forensic nurses?  I can imagine there would be Many L&I related job injuries.

Hiring noosers would be an unnecessary expense, see JD ma'am.

Anyone claiming injury is immediately replaced by any of the groveling applicants outside our gates, no tolerance for slackers man.

And the precise term is POTS empire, si JD ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

A little before Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., clinic calls us, interrupt they we man.

Mini-B.'s coronaveerus* results = negative, clean wee man.

      *Spanish pronunciation, si man

Clinic claims that letter is posted in online portal, claim clinic man.

We inform Ex-Mrs.-T-B. that she should ready Mini-B. for skool, deadline to get him there man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. can't find letter in online portal, neither can we man.

Finally, letter appears, find letter Ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. shoots letter to Skool Nooser, medical approval she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T.B. gets Mini-B. to skool before deadline, Many-o'clock ([2x2x2+2]-o'clock) man.

Reported that Mini-B. was objecting all the way, unsurprising to we re wee man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2) GSs** and Many (2x2x2-1) ESs*** for Saturday, plethora man.

      **garage sales

    ***estate sales

However, strong breezes expected, one enemy of GSs along with rain man.

We shall evaluate the weather and decide whether to attend only ESs or full itinerary, assess we man.

Texas weather usually Many, weather elsewhere zero man.

 

Talked by phone with an available rubia for 2 hours, yak yak YAK YAK YAKKKKK she man.

Probably will caucus in person, wear earplugs we man.

 

Miu going aysheep downstairs, nocturnal miu man.

We must go see what just crashed to the floor, add to existing floor decor man.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Because of weather, we visited only Many GSs instead of Many, cold/windy man.

Hit all ESs except one, see below man.

 

The take, see man:

 -- short pants for Mini-B. = half a buck, steal man

 -- 2 full boxes & 1 partial box Kleenex = $1, steal man

 -- full can Ortho ant/roach/spider spray; can salted peanuts; mini-can corn; 

       toucans Chunky soup = $Many ($2+2), steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2 + half a buck)

 

Final ES was run by one of the most overpriced outfits anywhere, ventured anyway we man.

All activity was outdoors, windy/partly sunny man.

We approached without a face-diaper, sensible fully vaccinated we man.

Clown running sale asked us to don a face-diaper, had also done this once previously man.

After brief discussion, we returned to the T-B.-mobile purportedly to retrieve a face-diaper, right man.

Instead, we simply T-B.-mobiled away, won't give them our business man.