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[SAT 9,609]

Little one, back to skool...

[TBoneTX 46,122]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

Little one, back to skool...

Fotos of first day back for wee ma'am now, see wee ma'am we man.

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. had a playdate with little amigo whose mom had locked him down for a year, scared she ma'am.

Reunion occurred at Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s place, host wee men she man.

Mini-B. happy & exhausted, fulfilled wee man.

 

For din-din, we served corn, precooked frozen pot roast, & apple pie, ingest we and wee man.

Like Two Guys, we eat WHAT we want WHEN we want, si man!

We barely overcame Mini-B.'s lobbying for Spaghetti-O's + meatballs, that's for lunch tomorrow man.

 

In other gripping news, we shall get the T-B.-mobile's transmission flushed tomorrow, de-sludge we man.

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

For din-din, we had canned baked beans & frozen-chicken-patty sandwiches with lettuce/tomato, ingest wee and we man.

Then went for brisk walk around block, fizzicle activity we and wee man.

 

Then had "movie night," some cool YouTube videos that Mini-B. knew of man.

Many (2+1) -- yes, Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, Two Guys man.

 

One GS and Many (2+2) ESs itineraried for Sat., hopeful we man.

 

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, this must be a yawn record man.

 

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

It was actually 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs today, attend we man.

A sorry lot, see the take (from one GS) man:

  -- fancy wrapping-paper; full box security envelopes = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Non-GS/ES Saturday report, see man:

 

Walked most way around block with Mini-B., pedestrian experience man.

 

Introduced Mini-B. to frozen "TV" dinners, edify we wee man.

Made us each a Hungry Man meatloaf din-din, ingest we and highly satisfied wee man.

Mini-B. wants to try it again on his next week with us, accommodate we wee man.

 

Introduced Mini-B. to canned diced pears, highly satisfied wee man.

 

Miu lap-sat with us during entire TV late news, surprise we miu man.

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. always brings Mini-B. to us 2 pounds heavier than when we gave him to her, grrrr man.

She also over- or junk-feeds him when she has him during our week, grrrr man.

 

We carefully monitor what Mini-B. eats, inspect we ingest wee man.

Din-dins are sometimes necessarily high-fat, microwave all we man.

However, Mini-B. has not eaten cheaps (e.g.) for 2 or Many weeks now, no ingest cheaps man.

He loves green Granny Smith apples, supply we wee man.

He now loves frozen banana slices, supply we wee man.

He likes tangerines but rarely snacks on them, abandon these we man.

We know that he now likes canned pears, supply we wee man.

Otherwise, we give him low-fat chocolate-cheap cookies or Welch's fruit snacks, supply we wee man.

 

There is no dietary reason for children to be fat, no man.

Not even if they eat like a starving vacuum cleaner, no man.

We shall surrender him to Ex-Mrs.-T-B. probably half a pound under how we got him, take that she man.

And we are noting these weights should custody issues ever come up, record we man.

[Neonred 3,647]

On 3/26/2021 at 1:47 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 lobbying for Spaghetti-O's + meatballs, that's for lunch tomorrow man.

 

 

Spaghetti-O's?  They still make those?  Or were they 15 year old leftovers you found at a GS?

 

On 3/27/2021 at 2:04 AM, TBoneTX said:

frozen-chicken-patty sandwiches

 

They are better and easier to eat if they are thawed, and even better when cooked.

[NikLR 13,232]

Or make your own from ground chicken. Maybe find out what vegetables minitb will snack on. Bell peppers? Carrots? Cucumbers? My kidlet doesn’t like a lot of foods but will eat broccoli with parmesan cheese. 

[TBoneTX 46,122]

17 hours ago, Neonred said:

Spaghetti-O's?  They still make those?

Campbell's.        Available everywhere,  man.

We typically buy them at Dollar General for less than a dollar, thrifty we man.

Or at Big Lots when we have a Many%-off coupon, thrifty we man.

Supermarkets have their own brands of the same thing, become more observant man.

17 hours ago, Neonred said:

They are better and easier to eat if they are thawed, and even better when cooked.

[T-B. sighs, man]  We buy the bag from the frozen case in the supermarket, see man.

We stow it in our refrigerator, see man.

There they thaw for prompt microwaveability, see man.

We microwave them, nuke we man.

We & Mini-B. then consume them, ingest we and wee man.

14 hours ago, NikLR said:

make your own from ground chicken

Gracias for the thought, si Niki-B. ma'am, but busy Business Typhoons* like us have limited time, see Niki-B. ma'am.

     *in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat industry -- buy your POTS today, si ma'am

14 hours ago, NikLR said:

find out what vegetables minitb will snack on

He used to like baby carrots, but seemingly not so much now, si and no man.

In fact, he routinely returns them uneaten from his skool lunches/snacks, frustrate we man.

For some reason, he (per Mama T-B.) apparently likes raw cauliflower, gag we man.

Edited March 29, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at Mama T-B.'s, yell senior she at primary & gush over secondary descendant man.

Bought Many (2+2) cans of whole cashews at CVS with use of coupons, $ave we man.

Baked laundry load #1 & warshered LL #2, Thread Laundress report man.

Re-clothed the beds, biweekly buttpain we man.

Selected shirts/ties for the week, dapper we man.

Retrieved Mini-B. from Mama T-B., yell senior she at primary & gush over secondary descendant man.

Folded LL #1, baked LL #2, & warshered LL #Many, Thread Laundress report we man.

Siesta'd for nearly 2 hours, nap we man.

Baked LL #Many, Thread Laundress report man.

Din-din = salad drenched in Ranch dressing & 2 hot dogs apiece, enthusiastic wee man.

Dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Folded LL #Many, Thread Laundress report man.

Watched AFV with Mini-B. & Ex-Mrs.-T-B., traditional man.

Dispatched Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B., sigh we man.

Comforted agitated miu who wondered where Big Brother had gone, observant miu man.

De-garbaged kitchen, bathroom, & miu-box for Monday-night curbsiding, tidy we man.

De-dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Made & refrigerated week's lunches, ingest sequentially we man.

Belted work slacks & pre-stuffed pockets with wallet et al., save precious morning moments we man.

Somehow consumed entire Many-ounce ([2x2x2]-oz.) can of whole cashews, stuffed we man.

Composed Thrilling Sunday Report for our readers' pleasurable edification, thoughtful we man.

Wondered why (so far) no one has upvoted ANY of our recent posts, distracted readers man.

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with zealously hoarded upvote inventories!

[NikLR 13,232]

You have time to do it Tbone... you choose to go to garage sales and nap instead. https://www.healthline.com/health/how-long-should-i-nap#adults-vs-kids  But you do you. Don't complain about weight gain when you're not helping the issue with burger king, and canned pasta.  

[SAT 9,609]

That second moderna shot is a doozy boy.

But for me, it also has a "Viagra" side effect  😄

[SAT 9,609]

My wife cannot be relied upon to care for me in sickness...