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[SAT 9,609]

Stretch's light fixture....

 

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Thrilling half-Friday report, read with one eye only man:

 

Had to pop in at bank, unexpected by bank staff man.

We have never seen a red carpet unfurled so rapidly for us, no man.

And it wasn't even POTS Income-Deposit Hour*, no man.

     *must be done hourly or would run out of armored trucks, $i man

 

Got the T-B.-mobile warshed**, pollen-covered already man.

     **Texas pronunciation/spelling, oj tak

Texas tree production prodigious, tree production elsewhere nonprodigious man.

[SAT 9,609]

6 days after exposure. 

My whole family tested negative. 

 

And we were in the car with Super hot single milfy for 45 minutes on the day of exposure...

 

[Ontarkie 14,493]

 

14 hours ago, SAT said:

Stretch's light fixture....

 

5 hours ago, SAT said:

6 days after exposure. 

My whole family tested negative. 

 

And we were in the car with Super hot single milfy for 45 minutes on the day of exposure...

 

Now keep it that way 

 

[Lil bear 4,329]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

6 days after exposure. 

My whole family tested negative. 

 

And we were in the car with Super hot single milfy for 45 minutes on the day of exposure...

 

Great .. hope it stays that way for the next 6 days ! 

[TBoneTX 46,122]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

we were in the car with Super hot single milfy

And you didn't trade Someone for milfy, huh man?

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Thrilling other-half-Friday report, see man:

 

Up-wrapped the week's admin at the POTS facility, another record-breaking $ale$ week man.

Took ourself to din-din at one of the Many (2+1) authentic Mexican restaurants locally, si man.

Got a huge pescado empanizado with all the fixin's, ingest on Fry-day man.

We note that all the LEOs eat there, too, local & county man.

 

We are sleepy, need zzz we man.

Miu is exceptionally bored and attention-starved, demanding miu man.

 

Saturday is our citywide GS excursion, Texas weather Many man.

Might pick up another apple or other fruit pie, ingest we and later Mini-B. man.

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Saturday GS report, see man:

 

Hit small-town citywide GS and a couple of local ones, see the take man:

  -- 2 pants, shirt, swimwear for Mini-B. = $2, steal man

  -- 2 "Captain Underpants" books for Mini-B. = $1, OK man

  -- cardboard divider, Manyzen Office Despot pencils = $2, steal man

  -- Many (2+2) Minecraft shirts for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2), deal man

  -- Many (2+1) canned vegetables, canned diced pears, bag oatmeal = free (heaven man)

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+1)

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Saturday non-GS report, see man:

 

Brunched in favorite small-town restaurant & bought apple pie, ingest we then & later man.

Bought bread products in small-town grocery store, consistently the freshest ever man.

 

In legacy supermarket, asked cashier to "double-bag & pack heavy," masterful result man.

Mowed full lawn straight through, 2 sweatbands consumed man.

Overslept nap by Many (2+1) hours, over-zzz we man.

 

Blood pressures in the Many/Many mmHg range all day, pleasing man.

We get Mini-B. at noon on Sunday, Many (2+2+2) hours early man.

[SAT 9,609]

This must be "appliance month". 

I've replaced 1 range, 1 range hood, 1 toaster oven, and now the keurig just crapped out.

And I gotta replace the game freezer soon. 

 

 

[TBoneTX 46,122]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

This must be "appliance month".

I've replaced 1 range, 1 range hood, 1 toaster oven, and now the keurig just crapped out.

And I gotta replace the game freezer soon.

Make it a "double hat trick" by ordering a replacement Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, sounds necessary man.

We have innumerable (>Many,000,000) testimonials about what a lift this provides, whee man.

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Fed miu new wet glop that miu spurned, drink sauce only miu man.

Used Many%-off coupon at CVS that expired today, knock ridiculous prices to near normal man.

 

Received Mini-B. at half-past noon, wee rejoin we man.

Of course Ex-Mrs.-T-B. hadn't fed him, up to us yet again man.

Mini-B. had also gained Many (2+2) -- yes, Many (2+2) -- pounds last week, chubby wee man.

We're really getting off-urinated at Ex-Mrs.-T-B., pee we on she man.

Is obviously letting him eat all kinds of junk food, grrrr man.

 

Fed Mini-B., PBJ sandwiches man.

Visited Mama T-B. for half an hour, senior she see we and wee man.

Returned and tried to nap, mostly unsuccessful zzz man.

 

Did 2 laundry loads instead of usual one, Thread Laundress report man.

First was partial with Mini-B.'s new GS stuff and other "kill-the-smell-only" items man.

Other was our usual stuff, hot water man.

 

Took Mini-B. to Arby's, fully expecting open dining room man.

Only drive-through open, what is WITH these clowns man.

Returned to casa with order still somewhat warm, moderate miracle man.

 

Watched AFV with Mini-B., tradition man.

Put Mini-B. to bed after nighttime reading, exhausted wee man.

 

Dished the warsher, only time necessary all week man.

Continuously had to fend off miu from wanting to inspect running faucet water, curious miu man.

Edited March 22, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Been coughing and congested consequent to mow-lawning on Saturday, hack we man.

Have halved (must discontinue) usual long-time decongestant pill, blood pressure man.

Shall swig Heap Strong Cough Syrup at bedtime, can't hurt man.

Will probably start coughing again at Many a.m. when it wears off, oh well man.

Wish we could sneeze more, best expectorations for ridding ourself man.

Texas pollen Many, pollen elsewhere inferior man.

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Scintillating Monday repartee here, yawn man.

Absent silent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT silent SILENT Asia!

Edited March 23, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,122]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at a half-day Coding class, enjoy immensely wee man.

Served Aldi canned chili for lunch, ingest appreciatively wee man.

Went scootering with Mini-B. in heavenly Texas weather, Texas weather Many man.

Later, walked around block in heavenly Texas weather, Texas weather Many man.

At din-din, Mini-B. spurned the canned mixed vegetables, what is wrong with him man.

Requested canned peas instead, accommodate wee man we man.

Ingested all as well as On-cor salisbury steaks, din-din for Two Guys man.

At bedtime, finished book about Elephants, find something new tomorrow night man.

A good day for Two Guys, wee and we man man.