Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,572]

For several weeks now, we have had a surplus of Many (2+2) hotdog buns, see man.

Hot dogs come Many (2x2x2) to the pack, standard man.

The buns come Many (2x2x2) to the pack, standard man.

We cannot out-figure why we always end up with the surplus of Many (2+2) buns, no man.

 

We seek to buy a pack of hot dogs that has Many (2x2x2+2+2) in it, solve the problem man.

Alternatively, we seek to buy some sausage pack that has Many (2+2) in it, also solve it man.

However, Costco's various sausages have Many (2x2x2x2-1) or Many (2x2x2x2+2), wrong man.

Perhaps we should look at Aldi and the legacy supermarkets for packs of Many (2+2), si man.

But those sausages must fit into the buns or we're back to Square One, incompatibility man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

In addition to our hotdog quandary, our blood pressure is now Many/Many mmHg, acceptable man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

For din-din, we consumed toucans of Costco chili, quite good but a bit much man.

[SAT 9,609]

Costco kielbasa, is not kielbasa...

[TBoneTX 45,572]

14 hours ago, SAT said:

Costco kielbasa, is not kielbasa...

Deny-Costco-kielbasa-ing Steveklar!  Deny-Costco-kielbasa-ing, DENY-COSTCO-KIELBASA-ING Steveklar!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Mama T-B. requested our assistance after we left the POTS facility, senior she call on we man.

She wanted to replace the candelabra bulbs in all her light fixtures, egad man.

 

Earlier, she had grilled us about the benefits (and prices) of LED bulbs vs. incandescents, query we senior she man.

Then, she went to Home Despot and bought some LED packages, purchase senior she man.

She called us to grouse about the prices, typical of senior she man.

 

She first wanted to try some "daylight" LED bulbs, enlightened senior she man.

She had us install all Many (2+1) in one fixture, remove/replace we man.

She had us turn on the switch for exactly 2 seconds, precisely man.

"These are too yellow, si man!" she exclaimed, exclaim senior she man.

 

She had us remove those and replace them with "soft white" bulbs, comply we man.

"Are these brighter than the incandescent bulbs, huh man?" she asked, query senior she man.

"Probably, si man," said we man, knowing full well what was coming next man.

"Put the old ones back in so I can see, see man!" she said, order we senior she man.

We replaced the soft whites with the incandescents, comply we man.

"Now put the daylight bulbs back in so I can compare, si man!" she said, order we senior she man.

"You just said that they were too yellow, si man," out-pointed we man, point out we man.

"I want to see if they're brighter than the incandescents, see man!" exclaimed senior she man.

We put the daylight bulbs back in, comply we man.

"Those are brighter but too yellow, si man!" she said, exclaim senior she man.

"That's what you said at first, si man!" responded we man, knowing full well what was coming next man.

"Don't argue with me, no man!" retorted she man, retort senior she to we man.

 

"I bought some different soft-white bulbs at Lowe's, without the white thing at the bottom, si man," said she, announce senior she man.

"And you now want to try those, right man?" asked we weakly, knowing full well the answer man.

"Take those out and put these in, si man!" ordered she man, command we she man.

We removed/replaced as directed, comply we man.

"These are Many-watt bulbs, but they cost $Many and the ones at Home Despot cost $Many, si man," observed she, observe senior she man.

"Then if these are bright enough, they'll outlast all of us, si man," observed we weakly, observe we man.

"Oh, I guess they'll have to do, si man," concluded she man, conclude senior she man.

(Our heart secretly leapt, leap heart we man.)

 

"Now put the other soft whites in this box so I can return them, and the daylights in this box so I can return them, and the old incandescents in this package, in case I need them again, si man!" ordered she man, order we senior she man.

We began to comply, initially comply we man.

"Neatly -- NEATLY!  Don't break them, no man!" screamed she man, scream at we senior she man.

We managed to comply, comply we man.

"Thank you and now get out of here -- you raise my blood pressure, si man!" exclaimed she man, typical reply by senior she man.

 

Mama T-B. is even more like us than we are like ourself, thus driving us aysheep, pop blood-pressure pill ourself we man.

And she adamantly refuses to even accept a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat as a gift, let alone buy one, perish THAT thought man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We went out beating the bushes looking for leprechauns, faith and begorra man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

In Poland, they celebrate St. Patrick's Day every day of the year except March Many'th (2x2x2x2+1th), oj tak.

 

And the regular populace lets the leprechauns take money from THEM, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Not-so-new miu is jumping, racing, miuing, and generally going aysheep, active miu man.

[Ontarkie 14,299]

Most older ppl do not like the daylight light bulbs. Not sure why maybe their eyesight? 

 

The soft white drive me nuts. Those do turn everything yellow. You notice it a lot in pictures and when trying to test colours out. They muddy everything up. 

[Lil bear 4,255]

24 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Most older ppl do not like the daylight light bulbs. Not sure why maybe their eyesight? 

 

The soft white drive me nuts. Those do turn everything yellow. You notice it a lot in pictures and when trying to test colours out. They muddy everything up. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tcpi.com/what-is-lighting-color-temperature/amp/
 

this article explains the differences between the white lights available. Might give you an understanding for why we prefer certain white “color” for different tasks .. some give increased contrast .. others give a “ softer “ light which creates lower contrast. Aging changes the visual perception pathway through things like cataract .. so as we age we usually crave the light that gives better contrast as we “see” better with that. 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The soft white drive me nuts.

Cuckoo Ontarklar!  Cuckoo, CUCKOO Ontarklar!

1 hour ago, Lil bear said:

this article explains the differences

Scientific LB ma'am!  Scientific, SCIENTIFIC LB ma'am!

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We merely wished to relate why Mama T-B. goes aysheep and how she drives us aysheep, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Next comes the (see man)

Haiku* of the Century,

So read it, si man:

 

[ahem, harrumph]

Pre-Owned Toilet Seats:

Best purchase ever, si man!

Get yours today, man.

 

*Haiku, n. - a Polish literary construction in which Lines 1, 2, and Many have Many, Many, and Many syllables, respectively man.

 

Did you notice, man?

There are two haikus in this

Post, and now Many!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

A haiku, oj tak,

To honor our resident

Commie-Babe, Asia.

 

(Haiku-honored A-

sia!  Haiku-honored, HAIKU-

HONORED Asia, tak!)

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Cat sat on our lap and farted on us, silent-but-deadly miu man.

 

This weekend is the citywide GS in our favorite small town, glorious man.

And the weather is also to be glorious, albeit a little cool man.

Texas weather Many, weather elsewhere zero man.