Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

We got on the road surprisingly early, considering when we lurched out of bed, self-impressive man.

 

Lunch was at a small-town Mexican restaurant, couldn't last another minute without ingestation man.

These places are normally pretty or very good, our experience man.

This one (unassuming, roadside) sucked, honestly man.

The bathroom could not possibly fit any guy of football-player size, cramped man.

The menu prices were staggeringly high, what's going on here man.

The basket of cheap came with 2 salsa containers that we were expected to open & pour into a bowl, lazy they man.

Neither salsa was the red stuff, no man.

We ordered Many (2+1) cheese enchiladas in chili sauce without onions, rice/beans, 2 tacos, 1 tostada, order we man.

The enchiladas came with onions, gag us man.

The chili sauce tasted more like molasses (?), not chili-like at all man.

We were ravenous, so we consumed everything regardless, ingest we man.

The place was so awful that we're not even doing a TripAdvisor review on it, no man.

At least it didn't upset our stomach, small blessings man.

 

We had a choice of shopping for Two Guys week at Aldi + legacy supermarket, or legacy market alone, choice man.

Legacy market is second-cheapest after Aldi, but too busy, headache we man.

We saw a smaller version of legacy market in small town on drive to casa, grocery there we man.

The cashieress tried to give us trouble regarding number of coupons, stand up to her we man.

WUOCs, we saved $Many, financially savvy we man.

 

Returned to casa by half-past Many (2+1) p.m. and ministered to demanding miu, where's lunch Daddy man.

Put purchases away, keep from thawing man.

Took hourlong siesta, exhausted we man.

Watched TV news with ice on knee and miu in lap, situated we man.

Decided to lawn-mow, evening storms predicted man.

Completed job with use of Many (2+1) sweatbands, 2 job 1 recovery man.

Off-cooled under ceiling fan with ice on knee and miu in lap, recover we man.

 

Fed din-din to demanding miu, where's din-din Daddy man.

Not hungry for din-din ourself, at least that benefit from lousy lunch man.

 

It is now thunderstorming, rain on newly mown lawn man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2+2) GSs and Many (2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Is supposed to be very windy, so unsure of completing entire (far more local) itinerary man.

 

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

Edited April 29, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried the respective numbers of GSs and ESs stated above, q.v. man.

We attended all (except a phantom GS, grrrr man), dutiful we man.

 

Only one ES yielded the puny take, see man:

 

 -- Many (2x2x2 +2) warshcloths* = $2, steal man

       *for probably resale at profit to ex-Mrs.-T-B. as kitchen rags, successful Business Typhoon we man

Total = $2

 

This weekend has been one of the least fruitful for GSs/ESs in terms of volume and return, bummer man.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling non-GS/ES Saturday report, see man:

 

Another major overnight thunderstorm, Texas weather not Many man.

 

Wore knee brace during entire GS/ES expedition, no pain man.

 

Lunch was at favorite Chinese buffet, ingest Many (2+1) heaping plates we man.

 

A post-GS/ES nap was taken, siesta we man.

Toward its end, miu noisily announced wish to play, dropped feather-roller at our bedside man.

At its end, electricity went out, powerless we man.

Stupid power outage lasted for nearly 2 hours before a power innage, powerless-then-empowered we man.

 

We do not anticipate the need for din-din, still stuffed from lunch man.

 

The party-to-end-all-parties with the rubias occurs later, cue the SWAT teams man.

Edited April 30, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

Just noticed my cheapo reading glasses -1.75 plus tax at Daiso- have a scratch. I'm definitely NOT happy about it. 

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,014]

2 hours ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

1.Many

P-math transgression precised, see AAW man/ma'am*!

     *please specify, si man/ma'am

May your finances recover soon from this terrible hit, si man/ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Beautiful outside, Texas weather Many man.

We did not leave the casa, domestically dedicated we man.

All regular-Sunday and pre-Two Guys Week chores conquered, consume-timing man.

Desperately needy miu fended off as possible, let Daddy work man.

 

Lunch was onecan (large) of baked beans*, ingest we man.

     *bought at an earlier ES, financially savvy we man

 

Din-din was a banana, and onecan of sardines in oil**, ingest we man.

     **bought at an ES this weekend and not yet cupboarded, financially/organizationally savvy we man

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B., ex-she man bring wee man to we man man.

No AFV, stupid "special" man.

Played "bat around the plastic ball" inside the casa for nearly an hour, just like a real family man.

On 4/29/2023 at 8:22 PM, TBoneTX said:

 -- Many (2x2x2 +2) warshcloths* = $2, steal man

       *for probably resale at profit to ex-Mrs.-T-B. as kitchen rags, successful Business Typhoon we man

Above accomplished, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.

 

Told Mini-B. of need for a more regimented evening/bedtime schedule, receptive wee man.

Mini-B. zzz-ing at a decent time for a change, initial success man.

 

Miu still seeking attention, what is up with miu man?

Party with the rubias beginning imminently, cavort we man.

[Neonred 3,540]

Worked my backside off this past weekend.  I'm painting the house as one of my jobs, and it's a two story house which means a LOT of up and down the ladder.  Oh boy do my legs get fatigued.  just a few hours a day is all this old guy can do!  Also raised the electric outlets around the well and water softener because I'm tired of them getting flooded during every hurricane.

 

It's May first, and we all know what that means.

 

It's time to check and do a test run on the generators and supplies for hurricane season.  That's on tap for this coming weekend along with more painting and lawn work and garage cleaning and replacing the leaking pool solar panel on the roof and replacing the rotting shed trim and putting a new battery in the SUV.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Surely you could hire vassals for this, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Slept horribly, Many'th night in a row man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Costco chunk chicken, ingest we man.

A siesta, which didn't help much, was taken, semi-zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Hungry Man boneless-chicken nuked din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Many (2+1) episodes of The Twilight Zone, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. played basketball, merely watch we man.

Mini-B. did hoamwurk after ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought skool computer over, diligent wee man.

Mini-B. taught us how to "AirDrop," what they won't come up with next man.

 

Out-cleaned miu's box, pure ammonia smell man.

Curbsided the garbage, domestic we man.

 

Party with the rubias starts imminently, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa except for Mini-B.'s skool runs, no man.

Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

A semi-restorative siesta was taken, zzz we man.

Sold $Many,000,000,000,000 worth of Pre-Owned Toilet Seats*, $i man.

     *buy yours today, si man

 

Din-din was half a box (2 Manyzen +1) of Costco mini-egg rolls, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Feeling poorly, we had sneaked upstairs last night without ministering to miu, devious we man.

Just now, miu dropped a feather-roller at our feet, obvious miu man.

Played rousingly with miu, Miu Who Must Be Obeyed man.

 

Wild party with the rubias commences after late TV news, cavort we man.

[Neonred 3,540]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

 

Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was half a box (2 Manyzen +1) of Costco mini-egg rolls, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Feeling poorly,

I can't imagine why you are not feeling well

 

LOL

[Neonred 3,540]

Hey TBoneTX, I'm having problems with the meaning of a word.

 

Can you let us know what Callipygous is?

 

 

Edited May 3, 2023 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,014]

46 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I can't imagine why you are not feeling well

We actually felt much better after consuming real food, finally ingest we man.

44 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Can you let us know what Callipygous is?

It's all Greek to us and we have no idea why you would butt in with such a beautiful query, si man.  However, it refers to one secondary asset of appealing rubias, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We again didn't leave the casa except for skool runs, no man.

Lunch was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest we man.

A restorative siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad + (bun-length) hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. got on his Oculus and we had to start playing basketball ourself, hint hint hint we man to wee man man.

It took us half-of-half a minute to bend down to retrieve the ball, ow ow ow OW OW man.

We then threw the football, good streaks of consecutive catches man.

Then Mini-B. jammed a finger, immediate end of game man.

It's hoped that this won't impede play-saxophoning in skool, ow man.

 

Miu snubbed her wet glop, so we commingled it with her usual glop, shut up and eat it* miu man.

     *"I hate my sister's guts, si man!"

       "Shut up and eat everything on your plate, si man!"

 

Arranged semiannual trip to Mexico, June man.

Anyone with shopping needs should inquire within, only small surcharges for helpful service man.

 

In midst of usual bedtime prep, almost on schedule man.

After Mini-B. is zzz-ing, wild party with the rubias commences, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Actually left casa and ran an errand, isolationist we man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+2) standard Arby's gut-bombs*, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Dished the warsher, always good move during Thursday of Two Guys week man.

 

Thursday = Mini-B.'s eve with ex-Mrs.-T-B., temporarily no wee man for we man man.

Din-din was onecan of sliced carrots, and onecan of cream-style corn**, ingest we man.

     **bought at a long-ago ES, financially savvy we man.

 

Finished Mini-B.'s book, start new one man.

Mini-B. zzz-ing, exhausted wee man man.

Party with the rubias begins imminently, cavort we man.