Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. breakfasted on pancakes topped with yesterday's purchased strawberry syrup, dine-finely wee man.

 

We ran Many (2+1) errands all within a Many-yard radius, efficient we man.

Lunch was Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Eve was ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s with Mini-B., left to our own devices we man.

Din-din was 2 bananas, onecan of Costco chunk chicken, and Many handfuls of peanut M&Ms, ingest we man.

 

Read 2 chapters in Mini-B.'s bedtime book till Mini-B. fell asleep, zzz wee man.

Party with the rubias begins anytime now, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

The first, second, and Many'th ([2+2]th) itineraried ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- Hotel Collection bath towel, one Jockey underwear = $Many ($2+1), steal man

 -- new canister oatmeal, partial can Amway spot-remover spray, Many (2+1) scratchpads 

        = $Many ($2+1), deal man

 -- full pump-bottle Pantene shampoo, unopened pack Q-Tips, roll book-mending tape, 

        thick warshcloth = $Many ($2x2x2), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+2)

 

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Had to brush and play with miu twice before bed Thurs. night, eager miu man.

 

Loud thunderstorms between 2 and Many (2+2+1) a.m., little zzz Two Guys man.

 

Got errands done at end of ES-ing, efficient we man.

Lunch (on road) was Many (2+2) chicken enchiladas, rice/beans/cheaps at Mexican restaurant, ingest we man.

Returned to casa barely in time for much-needed siesta, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was the traditional burgers, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was the season finale of The Mandalorian and an episode of The Twilight Zone, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2) bowls for the week, impressive man.

 

Played basketball briefly with Mini-B., ow ow ow we man.

 

In eve, Mini-B. said he preferred to fall asleep with his phone rather than reading our book,  we man.

He changed his mind in time for us to get in half a chapter, relief we man.

Mini-B. is growing up and asserting his independence, think we man.

 

Miu and the rubias will be demanding attention soon, in-demand we man.

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Thrilling Two-Guys Saturday report, see man:

 

It was a full Two Guys day, si man.

 

Awoke earlier than preferred and less caffeinated than preferred, necessary we man.

Hit road with Mini-B. for very long drive (precisely, Many miles) to this, see man:

https://www.sanjacinto-museum.org/About_Us/News_and_Events/Upcoming_Events/San_Jacinto_Celebration_2023/

 

The San Jacinto Monument is the tallest such in the U.S., Texas Many everywhere else zero man.

SJM is Many (2x2x2 +2+2) feet taller than the Warshington* Monument, Texas Many man.

     *Texas pronunciation/spelling, si man

 

Decent weather, breezy but not too hot and not humid man.

Parked in semi-muddy field filled with hormigas del fuego, fire ants man.

Avoided becoming breakfast for said hormigas, Bite Us not man.

Shuttle-bused to drop-off point, save our knee man.

Got Mini-B. a "root beer shaved ice" for $Many, ripoff man.

Inspected all vendors, mildly interesting man.

Lined up at presumed vantage point for reenactment, shoot them Mexicans man.

Heard minimal public-address announcements far off, partially heard man.

Saw actors dressed as Texans and Mexicans, enemies man.

Actors fired cannons at each other every several minutes, boring man.

Texans finally charged Mexicans, wipe them out man.

(We thought we heard the shout, "No green cards for you, no man!", si man.)

Whole reenactment lasted barely half an hour, true to actual battle man.

Mini-B. took videos of much of it, involved wee man.

 

Beat it back to Monument in time for seats in movie theater, half-hour show man.

Tickets to enter museum cost $Many, fairly steep but crucial man.

Very interesting presentation about events leading up to Texas independence, hoorah man.

Mini-B. fell asleep during it, out-wiped wee man zzz man.

 

At end, Mini-B. awoke and was more lively, alert wee man.

Did thorough Two Guys inspection of museum, interested wee man man.

Mini-B. noticed guns exactly the same as in some of his Virtual Reality games, take fotoes wee man.

Mini-B. took fotoes of a lot of artifacts, involved wee man.

 

Waited briefly in long line for elevator to observation tower atop monument, popular item man.

Finally gave up with intention of visiting another day, too crowded man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. helicopter-texted to ask our whereabouts, maternally nosy ex-she man.

We replied, "Out watching Mexicans get shot," make ex-she man go aysheep man.   

 

Visited gift shop and inspected everything, interested wee man man.

Got Mini-B. a highly overpriced T-shirt, could've bought him Two Manyzen for that price man.

Bought Mini-B. a watery lemonade for $Many, thirsty wee (and we) man man.

Caught shuttle back to parking area, avoid hormigas man.

Decided to lunch at the casa, reluctantly overruled wee man man.

Mini-B. nevertheless highly satisfied with this Two Guys day, well-pleased wee man.

 

At casa, fed indignant miu, Where's Miu-Lunch Huh Daddy man.

Lin-lin** / dun-dun*** was ready exactly at Many (2+1) p.m., prepare we man.

     **lunch + din-din, new word man

    ***din-din + lunch, new word man

A Costco beef lasagna was demolished, fully ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. then wanted to play V.R., Oculus man.

We wanted/needed a shower, good move man.

We then napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

 

When we groggily arose, Mini-B. wanted to play basketball with us, Two Guys activity man.

Much bonding continued, gratifying man.

 

After off-cooling, Mini-B. inquired about Movie Night, would be #Many (2+2) this week man.

By committee, we agreed to watch 2 episodes of The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling man.

The pints of ice cream from earlier in week were consumed, ingest Two Guys respectively man.

Mini-B. then agreed to switch to popcorn, pad week's total bowls man.

Mini-B. also requested a Many'rd episode of The Twilight Zone, watch further Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This made Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2+2) -- for the week, 2nd-most ever man.

 

Mini-B. wanted us near during bedtime prep, Two Guys bonding man.

Mini-B. tried hard to stay awake during reading of bedtime book, exhausted wee man.

We agreed that this was one of the best Two Guys days ever, agree Two Guys man.

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

It began to rain shortly before visit to Mama T-B., sometimes Texas weather not Many man.

Mama T-B. tired (as were we man and wee man), so we stayed for only about an hour, cameo man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was Modified Tuna Glop, just microwave rice + tuna ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was Tuna Glop, rice + tuna + onecan of peas ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. watched 2 NBA games, involved wee man.

We conquered laundry and took a siesta, both crucial man.

 

Mini-B. snacked during games and didn't want a formal din-din, no ingest wee man.

 

For AFV, ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought over young aunt from Ecu, visiting Ecu-she man.

After AFV, all Many of us played basketball, much fun man.

 

Casa suddenly very empty without Mini-B., sad we man after great Two Guys week man.

Miu always seems to understand that Big Bruddah has left, perceptive miu man.

 

Din-din was a pack of roast beef donated by Mama T-B.; and the remaining 2 bananas from the week, drenched in Mini-B.'s strawberry syrup, ingest we man.

 

We have dished and must later de-dish the warsher, et al., Sunday chores man.

Thereafter occurs wild party with the rubias, cavort we man.

Edited April 24, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Rocio0010 5,579]

Well, that was an interesting weekend to say the least.

On Friday we had to walk eight miles for a school field day. The weather was nice. 

I was driving back home from school when a careless driver got out of a parking lot and made a left turn on a right turn only sign. I guess you can imagine the rest. Thankfully, it's all cosmetic damage. The other driver did apologize profusely and admitted their fault. Fine. I made it home. 

 

Saturday morning rolls in, Zach got up first, let the two puppies out only to find out that the youngest puppy (90 lb and 7 months...) was "playing" with a squirrel, which of course at this point was the body of a squirrel. Puppy got called in, teeth got brushed, and all was said and done... Or at least that's what we thought. Puppy (from now on, Cocha) wanted to go out again, to what Zach thought potty but apparently he had other plans and he made himself a second toy squirrel.

 

I got up after all this happened, was ready to make some eggs for breakfast but I guess mother nature had other plans for me and the eggs were completely rotten... Which I realized after cracking them open and spilling some egg whites onto the pan... The smell was pungent. Zach and I ended up gagging. That was Saturday. The day got better.

 

Sunday morning rolls in, I went to cook eggs for breakfast and... guess what happened. Another rotten egg, another 10 minutes of gagging. After this,  I took the dogs to the dog park, I let them run free and wild, then we came back home Cocha wanted to go out. I let him out and he got the third squirrel. The whole weekend felt like events kept repeating as if in a loop!

[TBoneTX 44,613]

2 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

we had to walk Many (2x2x2) miles for a school field day

P-math error resolved, see and si R ma'am!

2 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

it's all cosmetic damage

Please repair the lipstick, compact, and eyeliner brush immediately for their sakes, si R ma'am.

3 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

The other driver did apologize profusely and admitted their fault

Show up in a neck brace, $$$$$$$i R ma'am!   

3 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

the youngest puppy (Many lb and Many months...)

Size of puppy precised, si and  R ma'am!

3 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

the eggs were completely rotten

Where did you buy these eggs, how long did you have them, or both, huh R ma'am?

3 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

Another rotten egg, another Many minutes of gagging

We would return these, including the broken ones, to the store for a full refund, si R ma'am.

Timespan of gagging precised, si and   R ma'am.

3 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

Cocha [...] got the Many'rd squirrel

Is his full name Cochino, huh R ma'am?   

Number of dead squirrels precised, si and       R ma'am.

 

We think that you should post a warning sign for the squirrels, suggest we ma'am.

You should buy your eggs directly from Ontarklar, conclude we ma'am.

[Rocio0010 5,579]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Please repair the lipstick, compact, and eyeliner brush immediately for their sakes, si R ma'am.

I am making an appointment with the beautician as we speak. My car's name is Maggie. Maggie was in excellent shape until now!

 

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Size of puppy precised,

It's really easy to forget that he's still a puppy and will do puppy "stuff".

 

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Where did you buy these eggs

From a coworker that has a registered farm! About two weeks ago, they were unwashed and outside of the fridge so it was all done properly on my end. I will just give her a heads up, I am sure there was no foul (fowl yes, there was fowl!) involved.

 

"Cocha" is named after his breeder "La Cocha". The farm is built near an native settlement, and in their language it means "Lake". The funny part is that when we were flying the puppy from Argentina to the US my husband was in between two names, Messi (it was right around the World Cup time that we got him) or Cocha.. So on papers he is Messi Cocha de La Cocha lol

[TBoneTX 44,613]

47 minutes ago, Rocio0010 said:

I am making an appointment with the beautician as we speak. My car's name is Maggie.

You really should get a pair of those huge eyelashes that attach over each headlight, si R ma'am.

48 minutes ago, Rocio0010 said:

I am sure there was no foul (fowl yes, there was fowl!) involved.

A foul odor was involved, as admitted by YOU, see and si R ma'am!   

48 minutes ago, Rocio0010 said:

on papers he is Messi Cocha

If he makes his messis on paper, congratulations on paper-training him, si R ma'am.   

Name should still be Messi Cochino, think we man.

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Ran some errands, including voting in the skoolbored election, vote we man.

Lunch was Burger King WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

A nice siesta was taken, zzz we man.

Most of day was spent ministering to ultra-needy miu, miss Big Bruddah miu man.

Garbage was curbsided, domestic we man.

Din-din was onecan of pinto beans*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

Wild party with the rubias begins shortly, uninhibited we man.

Edited April 25, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Ministered to ultra-needy miu, ultra-needy miu man.

Dropped forgotten Mini-B. item at ex-Mrs.-T-B's casa, si man.

Took spare garden hose from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, preapproved by ex-she man man.

Watered dessicated Pittosporum plants by front window, not watered since planting man.

We hope that they will recover, otherwise expensive mistake man.

 

Ministered to ultra-needy miu, ultra-needy miu man.

Lunch was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

Ministered to ultra-needy miu, ultra-needy miu man.

 

Wonderful siesta was taken, zzz we man.

Ministered to ultra-needy miu, ultra-needy miu man.

Much irritating administrative stuff partially tackled,  man.

Ministered to ultra-needy miu, ultra-needy miu man.

 

Din-din was onecan of green beans from an ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

Ministered to ultra-needy miu, ultra-needy miu man.

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Non-thrilling supplemental Tuesday report, see man:

 

Just after Tuesday's thrilling report was filed, a completely avoidable emergency happened, oboy man.

All this at Many (2x2x2 +2) p.m., oboy man.

 

Mini-B. informed ex-Mrs.-T-B. that his Band Festival was at o'dark-Many today (Wed.), delinquent wee man.

The mandatory uniform was his band T-shirt plus jeans, stated wee man.

   1.  We (not ex-Mrs.-T-B.) had the band T-shirt, possess we not ex-she man.

   2.  Mini-B. had no jeans, zero man.

We ran T-shirt to ex-she-man's casa, run we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. ran to Target to find jeans, run ex-she man.

And Mini-B. tried to load this on both of us, put monkeys on the incorrect backs man.

 

We and ex-Mrs.-T-B. have just about had it, grrrr man.

We've had to drag Mini-B. kicking and screaming through this skool year, tests/assignments/performances man.

If he wants young-adult respect, he needs to take charge of his own responsibilities, agree we & ex-she man.

And his failure to plan should not constitute an emergency for us, no man.

 

For example, also on Tuesday, Mini-B. pestered ex-Mrs.-T-B. (away, swamped with work) to let his little amigos come over, beg wee man of ex-she man man.

We had texted Mini-B. to ask if he'd done his math homework yet, follow up we man on wee man man.

"No; I'm doing my science homework," responded wee man to we man man.

"What about your math?" asked we man of wee man man.

"I'll do that later," responded wee man to we man man.

"'Later' means during Two Guys evening, then; it's due Thursday," said we man to wee man man.

"I'm doing my science now," responded wee man to we man man.

 

We informed ex-Mrs.-T-B. of this, inform we man ex-she man man.

This was the first that ex-she man had known of the science homework, surprise man.

Investigation revealed that Mini-B. got started so late because of his amigos that he had no time for math, no man.

 

The upshot was that ex-Mrs.-T-B. took away Mini-B.'s phone for a week, one punishment man.

He is also no longer allowed to have amigos over during the week, no amigos man.

Pending punishment is no phone till the skool year is over, agreed in principle between we man and ex-she man man.

 

We must somehow impress on Mini-B. that until he takes charge of his own duties and priorities, he'll be penalized, si man.

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Finally got our knee-brace, "medial unloader" man.

We shall wear it fairly constantly for 2 weeks, doc's orders man.

We shall then wear it during activity for Many (2+2+2) months, doc's orders man.

Relief is then likely, fine with us man.

 

Per our prescient inkling, half-price haircut coupons appeared in weekly rainwater newspaper, timely man.

We collected as many papers as possible, Arby's coupons also inside man.

 

Went to Costco for Many (2+1) items, restrained we man.

Lunch was the footlong beef hot dog + Pepsi for $1 + half a buck, ingest and financially savvy we man.

 

Got our hairs cut for half-price WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Retrieved a sullen, phoneless Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, retrieve we man wee man man.

Math homework was mandatory, mandatory man.

Mini-B. looked for it among his papers, fruitless man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. rightfully yelled at him for forgetting to bring it, one of us have to print it out special man.

 

Mini-B.'s band festival (at a faraway hyskool) went OK, perfect scores but lost to another skool's band man.

Mini-B. sullen and hungry, upset wee man.

 

Insisted on visiting Raising Cane's, first try for Two Guys man.

Men's bathroom had no soap, no soap man.

Dispenser didn't work after employee put in new soap, no man.

Menu items extremely expensive, egad man.

Mini-B. reproached us for taking "too many" napkins, ended up using all but one man.

Two "sandwich combos" consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. barely perked up even with full stomach, grousing wee man.

 

At casa, managed to log in to skool site, retrieve homework man.

Printed math stuff, fortunate man.

Mini-B. set forth to complete it, no option for wee man man.

We checked work and found 2 skipped questions + several wrong calculations, eyeroll we man.

After corrections, played basketball, we man beat wee man man.

Then set forth to read funny Baba-Mails, intent of we man.

Mini-B. wanted to play online Monopoly-type game, give in we man.

Mini-B. beat us and perked up, energized wee man.

Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B. in better shape than we'd gotten him, small miracles man.

 

If we drank, we'd do so immediately and heavily, two rough days man.

Party with the rubias after late TV news, standard operating procedure man.

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Terrible thunderstorm from approx. Many (2+2) a.m. till whenever, awaken we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called to say that Mini-B. had left his math hoamwurk on a table at casa, not another incident man.

Ex-she man took hoamwurk to skool office, fed-up ex-she man.

 

Retrieved Mama T-B.'s completed taxes from CPA, too far for senior she man to drive man.

Delivered taxes and caucused about Mini-B., experienced senior she man.

Got Many (si man, Many) excellent approaches from Mama T-B., experienced senior she man.

Told ex-Mrs.-T-B. not to pull trigger on phone-ban through end of skoolyeer, hold on man.

 

Lunch was Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Caucused briefly with ex-Mrs.-T-B. re Mini-B. strategy, caucus we man with ex-she man.

Agreed that we would visit casa after piano lesson, agree we man with ex-she man.

 

Visited with Mini-B. with intent to implement Mama T-B.'s plan, visit wee man and plan we man.

Asked Mini-B. reasons for slippage, feeling rushed and fatigue and long skoolyear implicated by wee man man.

Mini-B. correctly pointed out Band Uniform e-mail prominently posted on door, ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s fault man.

(Ex-Mrs.-T-B. deadly silent at this revelation, silent ex-she man.)

Asked Mini-B. why math hoamwurk was left at the casa, ask we man wee man man.

Mini-B. said that ex-Mrs.-T-B. had spilled papers from his skool binder and not replaced everything, explain wee man.

(Ex-Mrs.-T-B. deadly silent at this revelation, silent ex-she man.)

 

Mini-B. explained that he kept his skool obligations in his head, explain reasonably wee man.

We suggested that he communicate more with us and ex-Mrs.-T-B., suggest we man to wee man man.

Mini-B. reminded us of his Skool Planner that the teechurs check regularly, oh yeah man.

We agreed that he should share this with us frequently, good tool man.

Explained that little amigos shouldn't come over on skoolnights without much planning, no and plan man.

Shared a group hug, almost like a real family man.

We have not touched base with ex-Mrs.-T-B. since then, perhaps lesson obvious without rubbing it in man.

 

We have not consumed din-din tonight, no ingest we man.

Many (2x2x2) far-away ESs and a GS itineraried for Friday, achievable if we awaken early enough man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 44,613]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We attended the GS and Many (2+2+2) of the Many (2x2x2) itineraried ESs, report we man.

 

Only the Many'th and Many'th ES yielded the puny take, see man:

  -- toucans chunk chicken, toucans sardines, onecan pinto beans = $Many-&-a-half 

          ($[2+1] + half a buck, OK man

  -- mostly full bottle Costco vitamin C = $1, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+2] + half a buck