Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling rest-of-Wednesday report, see man:

 

We indeed consumed more Costco chicken salad for din-din, ingest we man.

We were sitting & watching TV, and miu became quite friendly and contiguous, intensely interested miu man.

Very hard to consume chicken salad when a miu wants to share, egad man.

 

Crews seemed to be flushing hydrants in our 'hood, curious action before a forecast monsoon man.

Leave the storm drains free, si and  man!

 

Finished Mini-B.'s book, Greek mythology man.

It was a copy of the very same book that we had enjoyed as a pre-Manyager, enjoyable now too man.

Not in book, but we explained what Sisyphus did wrong to warrant his eternal punishment, bad dude he man.

 

So far, not much rain, but lots farther north man.

We should start getting it overnight, How Dry We Aren't man.

Friday and half of Saturday might be warshouts, bummer man.

 

Mini-B. has no skool on Friday, a good Friday man.

This might cramp our ES-ing, 2 possibilities man.

Maybe we can attend one and even drag Mini-B. along*, keep streak alive we man.

     *hollers bloody murder but usually finds something there and changes his 'tude, we man know wee man man

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Still no energy, drag we man.

Rained very little, where's the monsoon man?

 

Lunch was onecan of ham & bean soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Got Mini-B. from skool, we man get wee man man.

Fed Mini-B. snack, take edge off wee man man.

Went to Passover Seder, invitation man.

Mini-B. quite fascinated, absorb wee man.

Got back amidst temporary monsoon, great timing man.

Put Mini-B. to bed almost right away, late man.

(Had to feed miu din-din first, insistent miu man.)

We are about done, too, need zzz we man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Steady rain from Thursday night through Friday sundown, How Dry We Aren't man.

Mini-B. awakened us at Many (2x2x2 +2+1) a.m., exhausted we man.

(We were surprised that miu hadn't done so hours before, creature-of-routine miu man.)

 

Fed Mini-B. breakfast/lunch of corn dogs, Major Food Group man.

 

Went for nap at 2 p.m., hour planned man.

Awoke at Many (2+2) p.m., exhausted we man.

Could have zzz'd for even longer, exhausted we man.

 

Din-din was the traditional burgers, smaller substitutions for no-longer-available good burgers ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was The Mandalorian and 2 episodes of The Twilight Zone, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

That makes Many (double figures) for the week, official Two Guys week man.

 

We are not sure how late we shall sleep in on Saturday, ES-ing necessary to continue streak man.

Edited April 14, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried Many (2+2) ESs, itinerary we man.

The second and Many'rd were duds, oh well man.

The first and Many'th yielded the take, see man:

 -- verrrry low-mileage IBM Correcting Selectric II typewriter = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2), deal man

 -- cleaned/starched Wrangler jeans = $1 + half a buck, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2+1 + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

No monsoons, finally man.

Mini-B. breakfasted on pancakes, nuke we man for wee man man.

Mini-B. then had a playdate, little amigo man.

 

We went quite a strange route for ES-ing, weird man.

Lunch (at 2 p.m.) was at a Mexican restaurant on the way back, better than last time there man.

We entered/ate/paid/left in a total of a Many'rd of an hour, efficiency man.

 

Mini-B. called to extend playdate, fully anticipate we man.

Groceried for Mama T-B., Sunday visit man.

Napped for an hour, blessed zzz for we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B., Two Guys man.

Din-din was 2 "Hungry Man boneless chicken frozen din-dins," ingest Two Guys man.

Reviewed good Two Guys week with Mini-B., exhausted wee man.

Rubias arriving anytime now, expectant we man.

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18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mini-B. then had a playdate, little amigo man.

 

 

While he is busy you need a playdate too  

[TBoneTX 45,591]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

While he is busy you need a playdate too  

We needed a nap, to rest up for the nightly tryst with the rubias, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Except when asleep, miu aysheep all day, aysheep miu man.

 

Bad knee grew progressively worse all day, ow ow ow OW but see below man.

Took Mini-B. for biweekly visit with Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man.

 

Lunch was toucans of Chef Boy-ar-Dee lasagna, ingest we man.

Laundry eventually conquered, always traumatic man.

 

Din-din was toucans (onecan each) of S+Ms, ingest respectively Two Guys man.

 

An exhausted ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up late for AFV, appear ex-she man.

After AFV, played basketball outside with Mini-B. and ex-Mrs.-T-B., like a family man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. woke up, energized ex-she man.

Our knee improved considerably, movement apparently good man.

 

Sent Mini-B. off, always-sad end of Two Guys week man.

However, we get to see Mini-B. on Monday morn, skool holiday ergo Two Guys cameo man.

-- Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is very tied up, empresaria ex-she man.

-- Mini-B. has Math hoamwurk for skool, due Thursday man.

If Mini-B. completes this without resistance, we have promised a Two Guys lunch*, promise we to wee man man.

     *almost certainly WUOC, almost certainly financially savvy we man

 

Aysheep miu is wrecking something downstairs, what's gotten into miu man.

In addition, miu either sneezed twice, hairballed twice, or barfed twice, one of these man.

 

Bacchanalia with the rubias begins imminently, party-animal we man.

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21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We needed a nap, to rest up for the nightly tryst with the rubias, si man.

Sleep is so overrated.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Sleep is so overrated.

Blasphemy, si man!  Anathema, si man!  Hooray for zzz, man!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Was awakened by miu highly interested in breakfast, service miu we man.

Mini-B. off from skool, Easter holiday man.

Got Mini-B. for a Two Guys lunch, Two Guys man.

We suggested Arby's, suggest we man.

Mini-B. suggested Subway, suggest wee man.

Subway had a line almost out the door, poor timing man.

Compromised on Burger King, almost contiguous man.

Ordered usual WUOC, financially savvy we and ingest Two Guys man.

 

Were preparing for a siesta at the casa when Mama T-B. called, call we senior she man.

Lectured us for Many -- yes, Many -- minutes, no one better man.  

It was actually rather important, admit we man.

 

Finally got siesta, heavenly zzz man.

 

Din-din was the remainder of the Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

Choice enabled us to toss container in time for garbage collection tomorrow, timely we man.

 

Carried old typewriter* to garbage, dead keyboard man.

     *IBM Wheelwriter, good while it lasted man

Installed "new" (older) typewriter** on typing-desk, must try out in earnest man.

     **IBM Correcting Selectric II***, bought at Saturday's ES man

     ***smaller yet far heavier than previous typewriter, oh our back man

 

Have Tuesday caucus at clinic for knee brace, bracing experience man.

Shall see if this helps any, something needs doing**** man.

     ****if doesn't work, we shall open a Joint Account, hee hee hee man

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Went to ortho clinic to get our knee brace, hopeful we man.

We'd been told to block out an hour for this appointment, long time man.

Appointment turned out to be measured for the [censored] brace, that's all man!

Whole thing took under 2 minutes, waste of time man.

We're to return in 2 weeks once they get the brace, grrrrRRRRRRRRR man.  

 

Went from there to Costco Business Warehouse, not far man.

Got Many (2+2) items, total $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2), restrained we man.

Surely less frazzling than regular Costco, always get headache at latter man.

 

Lunch was the Many (2+2) bun-length hot dogs remaining from last week, ingest we man.

Hint, see man:  Keep aging buns from breaking apart by nuking them for a few seconds, tip from we man.

 

Din-din was onecan of pinto beans*, ingest we man.

     *bought from a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Miu has been rather quiescent all day, quiescent miu man.

This will change when it's time for breakfast, lunch, treats, and din-din, assured we man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Knee felt less bad than in a long time, gracias to Heap Strong Medicine man.

 

Much of day spent fighting bureaucracies, grrrrr and  man.

"Lunch" was quite a bit of a Many-pound jar of peanut M&Ms, ingest we man.

 

Two Guys eve with Mini-B., Two Guys man.

Up-picked Mini-B. just before an afternoon monsoon, perfect timing man.

Subway* retrieved during monsoon, no drive-through and ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

Many funny Baba-Mail items viewed, entertaining man.

Watched Many (2+1) episodes of Urban Rescue Ranch, YouTube man.

Returned Mini-B. on schedule, end of Two Guys eve man.   

Party with the rubias began immediately thereafter, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Rant, see man:  How do mius expect to be served miu-breakfast if they sit on our stomachs when we intend to get up to serve them miu-breakfast, huh man?

 

Retrieved missing tax document from Uncle T-B., didn't even open it months ago man.

Scanned/sent to CPA, should be all man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+2) gut-bombs* from Arby's, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Knee less good than on Wednesday, sucks man.

Miu more aysheep than on Wednesday, aysheep miu man.

 

At half-past Many p.m., considered mow-lawning, self-debate we man.

Compiled rough GS/ES list first for Friday, see how long in distance and time man.

Decided to fully mow-lawn this eve, don't wait for Friday man.

 

We began at Many p.m., only one hour of daylight left man.

Mowed straight through, no breaks intrepid we man.

Completed everything just Many -- si man, Many -- minutes before sunset, perfect man.

Two sweatbands consumed, perspire we man.

 

Knee no worse afterward but barking at us now, hour later man.

We shall ice it during late TV news, The Iceman Cometh man.

 

Miu is lobbying us for din-din, expectant miu man.

No din-din for us, Arby's still with us man.

 

Party with the rubias begins as soon as they show up, cavort we man.

Edited April 14, 2023 by TBoneTX

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Ahh.  Back in the Keys.  In my happy place.  Got down last night.

Another beautiful day in paradise.

 

Got to love it when the local radio station says "If you are listening to us in your boat, be sure to monitor your battery...."  An important public service reminder.