Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Chauffeured Mama T-B. to/from her CPA, she see he in taxing experience man.

Lunched on last Many'rd of container of Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

Got yet another Rx from pharmacy, getting old (it & we) man.

Up-picked Mini-B. from skool, free wee man.

Took Mini-B. to get his hairs cut, displeased wee man.

 

As reward for above torment, nuked a beef pot pie for Mini-B., ingest wee man.

Then played long-abandoned game with Mini-B., Throw Teddy man.

(Game = throwing a teddy bear really hard at each other, smackdown man.)

 

Informed MIni-B. to avoid knocking dropdown chains into ceiling fan, historical problem man.

After the Many'th throw, we knocked fan chain into fan, wrapped up man.

After the Many'th throw, we knocked light chain in to fan, double our fun man.

Mutual decision to abandon game and effect repairs, si we & wee man.

 

Retrieved ladder from downstairs, vaulted ceiling man.

Tried not to fall off while detangling chains, both operations successful man.

 

While had ladder upstairs, decided to replace ceiling register, Mini-B. to assist man.

Showed Mini-B. how to inspect job and decide on tools, show we wee man.

Downstairs'ed ourselves to retrieve tools, we & wee man.

Replaced register while Mini-B. assisted, observant wee man.

Didn't fall off ladder, amazing luck man.

High-Many'd (2+2+1'd) Mini-B. for participating in Guy Stuff, job completed man.

 

[Neonred 3,560]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

As reward for above torment, nuked a beef pot pie for Mini-B., ingest wee man.

Then played long-abandoned game with Mini-B., Throw Teddy man.

(Game = throwing a teddy bear really hard at each other, smackdown man.)

 

 

 

Oh, Ok.  Thought you found VJ's long lost TeddyB.

[Neonred 3,560]

On 3/10/2021 at 2:05 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Ended up taking two naps and are still exhausted, zzz and zzz and need zzz we man.

Visiting yet another doc yet again, what are we in a nursing home or something man.

You should try sleeping at night instead of staying up and posting on VJ at all those wee hours.  Just sayin.

[NikLR 13,227]

Bought my shoes for my competition. I figured it will take practice to walk and pose in 5” heels so I could get these sooner than later to break them in. 

 

https://shoefairyofficial.com/collections/clear-heels/products/knockout

Edited March 13, 2021 by NikLR

[SAT 9,609]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

Bought my shoes for my competition. I figured it will take practice to walk and pose in 5” heels so I could get these sooner than later to break them in. 

 

https://shoefairyofficial.com/collections/clear-heels/products/knockout

 

 

ooh yeah baby....

 

[SAT 9,609]

I can't find my Verizon visa all right...

Um...black card, of course...

[NikLR 13,227]

Also since we didn’t have a car payment hubs decided to add one. I’m not mad. He bought a new jeep. I’ve missed my old one so much I’m happy. 

[TBoneTX 45,222]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

I can't find my Verizon visa all right...

Um...black card, of course...

Maybe in distaff possession, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

On 3/12/2021 at 4:58 AM, Neonred said:

You should try sleeping at night instead of staying up and posting on VJ at all those wee hours.  Just sayin.

We are wider awake during most wee hours than we are during daylight hours, nocturnal we man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We struck gold at Many (2+2+1) of the Many (2+2+2) ESs that we hit on Sat., see the take man:

 -- stainless-steel wire rack with Many (2+1) shelves = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2), steal man

 -- claw hammer with hickory handle = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

 -- 2 "bedtime" books by Thornton W. Burgess = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1), OK man

 -- 2 stretch-belts, half-bottle rubbing alcohol = $Many ($2x2x2), OK man

 -- office scissors, new Colgate shaving-cream, can mac & beef, can green beans = $Many 

       ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1)

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. with Ex-Mrs.-T-B., ES we and miss wee man she man.

After ES-ing, up-picked Mini-B. and showered/siesta'd, Clean for Gene and zzz we man.

At siesta's end, Mini-B. claimed hunger, ravenous wee man.

Mini-B. lobbied for canned Spaghetti-Os & Meatballs, Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee man.

We resourcefully instead compiled a gigantic chickenburger*, components as follows man:

     1.  monster hamburger-bun, resourcefully reserved for this purpose man

     2.  thoroughly microwaved panko chicken patty, nuke we man

    Many.  lettuce from leftover bagged salad, resourcefully saved for this purpose man

    Many.  tomato, sliced from refrigerated Roma tomato saved for this purpose man

    Many.  ketchup, placed on chicken side and not vegetable side of the monster bun man.

Mini-B. couldn't quite finish the whole thing, couple of bites left by wee man.

We ate 2 of these patties a la carte, ingest we man.

 

After above feast, had "movie night," watch meme or cat videos on YouTube we & wee man.

We nuked Many (2+1) -- yes, Many (2+1) -- bags of Costco popcorn*, gorge we & wee man.

A satisfactory dining experience* was had by all, si and burp man.

 

*"We're two guys, si man!  We eat WHAT we want WHEN we want, si man!  [...]"

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Oh, see man:  all the trees here are blasting out buds like illegitimate male children, si man.

Texas weather Many, weather elsewhere zero man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Without exception, our blood pressure on Sat. was pretty much Many/Many mmHg, si man.

Of note, it's the same for everyone in Poland, too, coincidence man.

[NikLR 13,227]

Have you tried cutting out some of the high fat and high sodium food you seem to eat? 

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Have you tried cutting out some of the high fat and high sodium food you seem to eat? 

 

yeah, it leaves you with an insatiable craving for a big fat juicy steak! 

Mmm....steak.....