Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Special Thursday Miu-Report, report on miu we man:

 

Today was miu's scheduled annual fizzicle, always a challenge man.

We partially caffeinated ourself, mandatory man.

We captured miu from behind as latter finished breakfasting, duplicitous we man.

We unceremoniously dumped miu into miu-carrier, strategically placed 2 days ago man.

Miu objected loudly, Many decibels man.

Miu objected at same decibel level during 2.Many-mile drive to vet, fully expected man.

 

Arrived early, propitious timing man.

Vet tech took miu for desperately needed manicure, better than vet's quick jobs man.

Miu much calmer after manicure, fully expected man.

Miu stayed in beauty salon while awaiting vet, explore room miu man.

Vet techs fed miu treats, usually won't eat the "greenie" stuff man.

 

Vet commented on miu's pretty coat, American tabby miu man.

Vet thoroughly examined miu, visual and palpation man.

Vet pronounced miu Many00% healthy, healthy miu man.

Miu has lost over one pound, wet diet only man.

Vet pleased with weight-loss, previously chubby miu man.

Miu displeased with rabies booster, vet shoot miu man.

 

We exited after paying $Many, parental duty of we toward miu man.

Miu objected loudly on drive to casa, fully expected man.

Miu slightly disoriented upon release from miu-carrier, vocal miu man.

Miu insisted on complete brushing, brush away indignity man.

We compliantly brushed miu, don't stop yet Daddy man.

Miu calmed down, back-to-normal miu man.

Miu now asleep for nearly 2 hours atop miu-tower, zzz miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Half-Thrilling Half-Thursday half-report, half-see man:

 

Caffeinated ourself marginally adequately after miu-trauma, caffeine a Major Food Group man.

 

Sky quite cloudy, rain forecast man.

We decided to mow the lawn, bet on our luck and timing man.

 

Mowed full lawn, mow-lawning we man.

It began to drizzle right toward the end, uh-oh man.

We hastily leaf-blew the detritus from driveway and sidewalks, futile if too damp man.

Drizzle then dampened concrete, finished in time man.

 

Lawn looks like fairway at Augusta National, proficient we man.

Two sweatbands were consumed, perspire we man.

Showered and decompressed, Clean for Gene we man.

Looks like skies will open anytime now, good to have job done man.

 

We shall search for lunch and duly report our findings, later man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Half-Thrilling other-half-thrilling Thursday half-report, half-see man:

 

Good move to have mow-lawned when we did, si man.

Been raining softly ever since, how dry we aren't man.

 

Breakfast/lunch (and probably din-din) was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man.

Siesta'd for far more than the planned hour postprandially, zzz we man.

 

Cold rain front to pass through at around 2 a.m., yuck man.

Cold/windy/cloudy-rainy for the next Many (2+2+1) days, yuck man.

This will at least partially hose our ES/GS activities, bummer man.

Semiannual citywide GS in FST* is this weekend, too, bummer man.

     *favorite small town

Had great weather for the last Many, guess luck has run out man.

 

Miu has been calm, quiescent, and mostly zzz-ing since indignity of vet visit, calmer miu man.

Miu just wheedled din-din from us, how do mius eat that disgusting glop man.

 

We shall probably stay at the casa until the rubias appear for tonight's raucous cavorting, sensible we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

Both itineraried ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- mostly full big box Q-Tips, partial roll wax paper, partial pack napkins = $2, steal man

  -- Many (2+2+2) old classic books for Mini-B., Many (2+1) travel-sized Q-Tip packs, 

          full bottle Prell shampoo = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Took no HSM (Heap Strong Medicine) at bedtime, no man.

Awoke wishing that we had taken HSM, ow ow ow ow immobility man.

Expectant miu was lobbying for breakfast, omnipresent miu man.

Managed to limp downstairs and service miu, miu-manitarian crisis alleviated man.

 

Cold, windy, rainy, yucky outside, Texas weather sometimes not Many man.

Rain quit at around 1 p.m., enabling ES-ing man.

Groceried for Two Guys week after ES-ing, shop we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was the Many (2+2) hot dogs remaining from last week, ingest we man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

Preparing for arrival anytime now of the rubias, uninhibited cavorting we man.

 

Although more morning rain predicted, will journey to FST for citywide GSs on Saturday, venturous we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried 2 ESs, a community GS, and the citywide GS in our FST (Favorite Small Town), smorgasbord on paper man.

However, it was drippy-rainy all morn, sigh man.

Only sellers with large garages or erectable tents were out, sigh man.

 

The ESs and a community GS yielded the take, see man:

 -- new-in-package "pizza wheel" (cutter) = $2, steal man

 -- perfectly fitting black Perry Ellis dress slacks = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

 -- unopened bottle of Many00 Vitamin C = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2)

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Went to bed without brushing/playing with miu, see below man.

Set alarm early but dawdled because of weather, Texas weather not Many man.

Did get on road before Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., amazing man.

 

Lunched early at FST favorite restaurant, lunch we man.

Ordered "Big Tex" chicken fried steak, double green beans, 2 dinner rolls, ingest we man.

Carried out a whole apple pie for upcoming Two Guys week, pre-ingest Two Guys man.

 

FST sadly rather dead, citywide GS hosed by weather man.

We hit several of the few GSs but found nothing, sigh man.

Availed ourself of specials at FST supermarket, financially savvy we man.

Was back at casa by half-of-half after 1 p.m., unheard of man.

 

Fed demanding miu, service miu Daddy man.

Tried to nap, attempt-to-zzz we man.

Miu soon began talking, we knew why* man.

     *when we arose, we found feather-roller in hall, play with me Daddy man

When miu shut up, neighbors' stupid lawn crew began their unnecessary rainy-day work, grrrr man.

We still managed some zzz, fortunate we man.

 

Finally got grocery list from Uncle T-B., we man pester senior he man for 2 weeks for it man.

List long enough to necessitate 2 stages, no surprise man.

Got him most of the nonperishables at Dollar General, not as cheap as in past times man.

Delivered the above, appreciative senior he man.

Will complete list on Sunday at larger market, complete list we man.

 

Returned to demanding miu, serve din-din and brush miu we man.

Party with the rubias to commence any time now, uninhibited cavorting we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Completed Stage 2 of groceries for Uncle T-B., complete we man list for senior he man.

Found every item, some rather obscure man.

 

Hastened to complete prep for Two Guys week, whole morning consumed with above man.

Lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was a "crustless chicken pot pie," ingest we but worthless and barely filling man.

Din-din was a tin of Costco sardines, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. delivered Mini-B. and stayed for AFV, watch we and wee and ex-she man.

Ex-she man bought Mini-B. some Air Jordans for $Many00, ex-she man refuse wee man nothing man.

Besides general spoiling, we suspect prepping of Mini-B. for sole custody, suspect we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. exuberant after breakfasting on corn dogs, Two Guys meal service man.

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was the leftover chicken strips/honey mustard, and apple pie from FST restaurant, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was the latest episode of The Mandalorian plus one of The Twilight Zone, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Basketballed with Mini-B. after that, baller we man.

 

Shall embed Mini-B. and await arrival of the rubias, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Was ready for a siesta before we woke up, need zzz we man.

Breakfast/lunch was a banana, ingest we man.

 

Maids came at half-past 1 p.m., chica and Mama chica ma'ams.

We conversed in our awful Spanish, impressed nevertheless they ma'ams.

Made quick work of our filthy casa, much-improved casa man.

We gave them an appropriate telenovela announcement about the topic in Spanish, giggly they ma'ams.

We think that they're Hondureñas, suspect we man.

We aren't sure whether the younger one likes us or is buttering us up for repeat business, don't know we man.

But she is quite average-looking and not a rubia, no man.

 

Din-din was 2 large beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Skool report cards came in, delve into overly complicated retrieval system we man.

Mini-B.'s grades all Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2 -2-2) or higher, proud we of wee man man.

 

Drizzling rain, so Mini-B. couldn't basketball, disappointed wee man.

We watched an episode of The Twilight Zone and consumed blueberries, watch and ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. did some V.R. with use of his Oculus, energetic wee man.

Will finally finish Mini-B.'s book on Wednesday night, start new one Two Guys man.

Should finally be Many degrees outside from now on, Texas weather at last Many man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. exuberant before & after breakfasting on corn dogs, Major Food Group man.

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

Took Mini-B. directly from skool to orthodontist, inspect status of mini-teeth man.

Mini-B. has just Many (2+2) baby teeth left to lose, growing wee man.

One perm tooth incomingly tardy, watch it man.

Appears plenty of room for wisdom teeth to erupt, wise situation man.

Panoramic x-ray recommended before Mini-B.'s next birthday, tells a lot man.

Mini-B.'s mouth sure a lot less up-screwed than ours was, sounds like man.

 

Din-din was salad + hot dogs, & apple pie from FST restaurant, ingest Two Guys man.

Basketballed & footballed with Mini-B. after, exert Two Guys man.

Mini-B. fell asleep TWO PAGES from end of his book,   man.

Miu has been totally zonked out on our bed for at least 2 hours, zzz miu man.

Party with the rubias starts after late TV news, cavort we man.

Edited March 23, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Lunch was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

'Twas Mini-B.'s eve with ex-Mrs.-T-B., sigh man.

Din-din was onecan of pork & beans** and a banana, ingest we man.

     **from a previous ES, financially savvy we man

Maybe we can finish Mini-B.'s book tonight, start new one man.

After he's asleep, party with the rubias, uninhibited we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Maybe we can finish Mini-B.'s book tonight, start new one man.

We finished the old book, finish Two Guys man.

 

New book is one that we read when we were Mini-B.'s age, remember we man.

We're barely into it with him, and it's even better than we remember, thrilling man.

We feel the Manycades rolling back, superb nostalgia man.

[Neonred 3,579]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Din-din was onecan of pork & beans**

A noisy night?  

 

The benefit of being a single guy.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

The benefit of being a single guy.

Or of being one of Two Guys, see excerpt from Two Guys manifesto man:

 

[...] We fart wherever we want whenever we want, si man!  [...]

 

Incidentally, we had ChatGPT "translate" the Two Guys manifesto into British English, verily and forsooth man.