Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,598]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Saved me the LONG drive just to come and install it for free

We could have sent the POTS corporate helicopter* to chauffeur you, si man.

        *and the bill therefor

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at skool and immediately embarked on our long GS/ES sojourn, time crucial man.

We weren't sure at all that we could complete it, no man.

Very blue-collar area was new to us, interesting aspect man.

Duds pleasantly mixed with Scores, no long dry spells man.

 

Stopped to gas the critically thirsty T-B.-mobile, needed better planning man.

Lunch was a terribly overpriced packaged convenience-store egg salad sandwich, ingest we man.

Completed itinerary and even returned to casa in time for hourlong siesta, fortuitous timing and zzz man.

 

After skool, Mini-B. told us not to use remote to open garage door, let wee man use keypad we man.

Mini-B. exceptionally pleased with whisper-quiet high-tech system, whee for wee man.

We shall probably let him teach us all the features, low-tech we man.

 

Din-din was angusburgers from another store, Costco out of the usual man.

Cooked poorly during air-frying, ingest Two Guys anyway man.

 

Movie night was several episodes of The Twilight Zone, all excellent man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Afterward, we watched the inaugural episode of The Mandalorian, prelude to Season Many man.

Mini-B. claimed that he remembered it all and thus opted for V.R. on his Oculus, VR wee man man.

 

Hijacked dining-room lamp for use as nightlight in Mini-B.'s room, thrilled wee man.

This should keep Mini-B. from coming to our room at 1, 2, or Many a.m., scared-of-dark wee man.

 

Miu again hijacking our bed, directly-south-of-pillow-zzz-ing miu man.

Raucous party with the rubias imminent, uninhibited we man.

Edited February 26, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We attended one faraway ES, road-trip we man.

The take, see man:

 

 -- Many (2x2x2 +2+2) warshcloths, half-box Kleenex, 2 Avon shampoo, Avon toner = $Many

       ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. had a long-awaited playdate with little amigo, eager wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. hosted it, ulterior motive ex-she man.

Ex-she man and amigo-mother had margaritas, intemperate chicas man.  

 

Our faraway ES enabled us to go first to FST, Favorite Small Town man.

Cleaned up on specials at FST supermarket, financially savvy we man.

Lunch was at the excellent Mexican restaurant on main street, ingest we man.

 

At casa, napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

Awoke when ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned Mini-B., ex-she man return wee man man.

Sold ex-Mrs.-T-B. the ES warshcloths at a secret $2 profit, successful Business Typhoon we man.

 

Mowed front lawn, leaves and grass man.

Two sweatbands utilized, Many degrees outside man.

 

Din-din was as follows, see man:

 -- 2 Fancy Feast Petites "Savory Salmon Entrées" for miu, ingest miu man.

 -- onecan S+Ms* for Mini-B., ingest wee man.

 -- onecan corn for us, ingest we man.

       *bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man

      **bought at yesterday's ES, financially savvy we man

Human din-din was successfully consummated for less than $1 total, financially savvy we man.

 

No movie night, Mini-B. into Oculus V.R. man.

Nevertheless, Many (2x2x2 +2+1) bowls Costco popcorn consumed, official double figures man.

We successfully changed batteries in Oculus controllers, mechanically proficient we man.

 

Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, excited senior she man.

New AFV Sunday eve, watch Two Guys man.

Edited February 26, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

-----

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man.

Mama T-B. wanted only a 2-hour, vs. a Many-hour, visit, preserve strength senior she man.

We thus compressed laundry duties et al., hectic man.

We sweatily and breathlessly appeared on schedule, punctual we man.

"We need more time," quoth Mama T-B.,  man.

 

Lunch was toucans of store-brand Beefaroni, ingest we man.

 

Right before din-din, Mini-B. experienced intestinal issues, priorities man.

He thus didn't get din-din, recover wee man.

During AFV, he became upset about various issues, upset wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. left with him early, no usual Two Guys weekly wrap-up man.

Ex-she man and wee man both later reported that he was better, fed/showered wee man.

We will make this up to him on Two Guys Wednesday eve, resolve we man.

 

Briefly entertained the idea of running our own GS next weekend, consider we man.

Decided against it, much more organization required man.

However, this event can't be delayed much longer, no man.

Any hints for running a GS with little or no help* will be appreciated, solicit we man.

     *"just donate the stuff" not acceptable, heard it before and no man

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Miu neither respected nor appreciated our fervent desire to sleep in, Serve Me Breakfast Daddy NOW miu man.

 

Visited another Costco in fruitless search for mandatory Two Guys food item, bummer man.

Lunch was a Costco footlong beef hot dog + Pepsi = $1 + half a buck, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had abandoned a few (perhaps Many or Many) apparel items with us, our property now man.

We combined the Costco trip with a stop at a nearby women's resale shop, convenient geography man.

Young girls working were very polite and even jumped us ahead of other orders there, how nice man.

They took one item, others too businesslike man.

We earned $Many ($2+2), successful Business Typhoon we man.

We shall save the rest for when we hold a GS, must get going on that man.

 

After our siesta, fizzicle therapist came over, godsend she man.

Mauled our back to release hamstrings to release knee-area bursa, kneebone connected to thighbone man.

Did transcutaneous electronic nerve stimulation on our back & hamstrings, even more heavenly man.

We can walk, magical elixir available for only $Many today-only man!   

 

Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Uninhibited party with the rubias begins imminently, mobilized we man.

Edited February 28, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

-------

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Had two medical appointments, attend we man.

Between them, breakfast/lunch/din-din was at the new Chinese restaurant, not bad man.

Consumed Many (2+1) heaping plates, ingest we man.

Used $2 coupon, financially savvy we man.

 

Miu demanding service, brush/play with miu we man.

Wild party with the rubias begins thereafter, uninhibited we man.

[Ontarkie 14,305]

The freeloaders have finally left. I was giving the Hillbilly until Sunday to deal with them or I was going to take the kids and leave. I could not take it anymore.

 

I already turned off the WIFI to the TV in that room. I refused to cook for them 😈 . Yes I was totally being passive aggressive and I don't care.

 

Well last night the house was getting pretty warm, I had all the doors open all day and then refused to turn the A/C on when they started complaining. The room they were in is also the Hillbilly's office. He was working in there with the door open because they stunk it up. Well his dad comes in closes the door and then takes his pants off. The Hillbilly went nuts. They left before the Hillbilly came home for lunch. They didn't even tell the Jedi Happy Birthday today before they left. Barely said anything as they were hauling stuff to the truck. I was in the kitchen so I said something. I look up as he is walking by me and say packing up? He's like yup yup. They weren't even going to say anything until I did. 

 

Kids say we need to burn the bed. I have stripped it and will sanitize all the linen. Thank goodness I had two mattress protectors on the bed, 1 of them for sure was waterproof. So the mattress should be safe.

 

A/C is on now cleaning the air and cooling the house now  

 

WE will be taking the Jedi out for his Birthday supper and won't have any party poopers to ruin it. His party is Saturday how is my baby 9 already!

[TBoneTX 45,598]

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I was giving the Hillbilly until Sunday to deal with them or I was going to take the kids and leave.

Do not irk, displease, or irritate the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I was totally being passive aggressive and I don't care.

Do not tax, stress, or enrage the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

6 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

we need to burn the bed

Perfect excuse for a barbecue, si ma'am!   

7 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

how is my baby Many already

P-math transgression precised, si and  D ma'am!

8 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

they stunk it up

Houseguests, like fish, begin to stink after Many days, si D ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,305]

6 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Do not irk, displease, or irritate the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

Do not tax, stress, or enrage the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

Perfect excuse for a barbecue, si ma'am!   

P-math transgression precised, si and  D ma'am!

Houseguests, like fish, begin to stink after Many days, si D ma'am.

I have so much patience it is crazy and they used it all up. Just the site of them had me on edge.

 

Haha Hillbilly said to take the ribeyes out of the freezer.  I told him he wasn't cooking them steak anymore. Three days in a row I cooked nothing but burgers and hot dogs.  

Time to let the Hillbilly smoke some food and BBQ some steaks. 

[TBoneTX 45,598]

13 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

burgers

One of the major food groups, si D ma'am.

13 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

hot dogs

Certainly another of the major food groups, si D ma'am.

13 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Time to let the Hillbilly smoke some food and BBQ some steaks. 

He owes you, si D ma'am!   

14 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

had me on edge

The greatest way to relieve your stress is to upvote all of our posts in this and other threads, si and whee D ma'am.  

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of Costco chunk chicken, ingest we man.

 

Din-din on Two Guys Eve was at BK WUOC, financially savvy we man and ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. has a lot to learn about the value of using coupons, profligate wee man.

 

Party with the rubias shall jolt the 'hood awake imminently, uninhibited we man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

(Bad absent silent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT silent SILENT Asia!)

-------

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa all day, no man.

Lunch was onecan of baked beans from a previous ES, financially savvy we man.

Din-din was onecan of green beans from last week's ES, financially savvy we man.

 

Storm with wind & rain on its way, remain interior we man.

We hope that the rubias make it here before then, cavort we man.

Edited March 3, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,305]

So much trauma in my head due to the inlaws overstaying their welcome. I don't know how long it will be before I get over this. 

 

MIL texted me to tell me she left the Jedi a birthday card on the office computer's keyboard. I don't know why she didn't give it to the Jedi when they were here. It was his birthday after all. Needless to say I'm going to wager they won't be here for his party then. 

[TBoneTX 45,598]

36 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

So much trauma in my head

Seek a transplant, si D ma'am!

37 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I don't know how long it will be before I get over this. 

You will get over it in lightning speed by upvoting all of our posts everywhere, si D ma'am.   

38 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

she didn't give it to the Jedi when they were here

This is a terrible way to treat descendants, si and sigh man.