Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,288]

We have just off-polished a container of Many (2x2x2 +1) semi-stale doughnut holes donated earlier by Mama T-B., ingest we man.

Had we left any, highly interested miu would have joined the smorgasbord, intensely focused miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Went to Costco Business Center, go we man.

Got Many (2+2+2) items for $Many ($[2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2]), parsimonious we man.

Cashed out annual rebate check for ($Many00 + 2) more than said expense, financially savvy and   we man.

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2+2) chicken strips from Two Guys week, ingest we man.

 

Went to regular Costco, go we man.

Got Many (2+1) items for $Many ($[2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1]), couldn't find 2 others needed* man.

     *of course the most crucial, sigh man

Still running a profit, financially savvy and   we man.

 

Din-din was onecan Costco chunk chicken, ingest we man.

 

Out-of-control party with the rubias begins imminently, anticipate with glee man.

[mam521 2,062]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Went to Costco Business Center, go we man.

Is the business center worth it?  In Canada, they were, but not sure around H-town since it's quite the haul from where we are.  The only saving grace - I wouldn't have to hit 610!  

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

Had early lunch yesterday because I needed to take PRG downtown for her citizenship interview.

Arrive 15 minutes early, as per directions. Is line outside (kind of cold for San Diego, but that just means it's in the 50s and it was sunny). Guy checking paperwork says I can't come in, so as soon as PRG gets to the door, I go over to lobby of building next door and read (I'd brought my Kindle).

 

Get texts every so often from PRG indicating she's still waiting.

Discover that restrooms in the lobby are locked, and have "not a public restroom" sign, so end up wandering around to find a bathroom about when PRG says the person just ahead of her was called so she'll be next.

Get text that she passed and is waiting for oath, send congratulations.

By this time the two hours of downtown parking I'd paid for are almost up.

End up in a bar and pizza place. Shouldn't have alcohol or regular pizza, diet, man. Also, not much time.

Decide she'll be out soon enough I don't need to get more parking time and walk back.

Hug PRG a few minutes later when she walks out.

Have dinner at nice Burmese place (not that busy at 5:30 on a Monday). Had not made reservations, didn't want to jinx things. Also did not cancel today's reservation; PRG said we both work now, we can have some fun. 🙂

 

No more immigration forms forever!

 

🙂🎉🎉

Edited February 14, 2023 by DaveAndAnastasia

[TBoneTX 45,288]

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

she passed and is waiting for oath

Yee-HAAAAA, si man!     man

Sucks that they wouldn't let you accompany her, sucky man.

 

Now for the Citizenship Song, see and sing along man:

[to the tune of La Cucaracha, si man]

   Ciudada-NA, America-NA (uff uff uff uff)

   Ya puede esposo joder;

   Ciudada-NA, ciudada-NA ( ai ai ai ai)

   Americana siempre!

 

Translation, see man:

    Female American citizen (oof oof oof oof)

    Able to nag husband;

    Female citizen, female citizen (ai ai ai ai)

    Female American always!

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Shouldn't have alcohol

You wouldn't be much fun at our nightly parties with the rubias, NO man.

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I don't need to get more parking time

We approve of your cheapness thriftiness, si man!

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Burmese place

    The PRG

    Was not too loath

    To pass her test

    And take her oath.

    Burmese Shave, si man

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

No more immigration forms forever!

You can have a weenie-roast or at least a bonfire with them, si man.

And you'd better not leave this site or thread, no man!   

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Also did not cancel today's reservation; PRG said we both work now, we can have some fun.

Ciudadana Americana already spending your money profligately, what did we say just above man?  

 

Your next mission is to fully equip your crib with Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, special naturalization price$ man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

8 hours ago, mam521 said:

Is the business center worth it?

It is worth a relaxing "in-&-out in half an hour" without getting a terminal headache from the teeming throngs, si mam ma'am.

They have a slightly smaller frozen section*, si mam ma'am.

     *albeit with mega-boxes of corn dogs whereas the regular store has none, major food group man

There is no "vitamin/sundry" section beyond a selection of kill-painers, OK with us man.

Some sale prices may differ between it and regular store, different supplier agreements man.

8 hours ago, mam521 said:

it's quite the haul from where we are

Just take Highway Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 -[2+2+1]) south and exit West Airport, easy mam ma'am.

We should coordinate a mutual visit, see we mam ma'am man.

8 hours ago, mam521 said:

I wouldn't have to hit Many

P-math transgression corrected, see and si mam ma'am!   

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of chicken noodle soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at last weekend's ES, financially savvy we man

 

Went to favorite large thrift store on discount day, $ave either Many% or Many% depending on tag-color we man.

Got $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2) worth of stuff for Mini-B. after discount, financially savvy we man.

 

On same trip, hit Costco, second day in a row man.

This time, much smaller crowd, unsuicidal we man.

Got missing crucial item and found wayward sales item, score we man.

Also found tub of chicken salad on sale, purchase we man.

 

The balance sheet of expenditures vs. rebate check, see man:

   $Many + $Many + $Many = $Many, expenditures man

   $Many = rebate check, income man

   $Many = total savings, financially savvy and successful Business Typhoon we man

 

Returned to casa and ministered to indignant miu, "why are you late in serving my early din-din huh" man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

 

Party with the rubias imminent, uninhibited we man.

Rubias told in advance not to expect anything for V.D. except our august presence, be grateful they man.

 

Shall take Uncle T-B. to doc appointment at o'dark-Many tomorrow, ghastly hour man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

 

26 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Ciudadana Americana already spending your money profligately, what did we say just above man?  

Spending her money; PRG is highly skilled QA professional who has $many leftover after paying for mini-Dave's daycare, would not go out twice in a week (and rarely went out even once a week) for anything more than fast food (which she does not care for) if we were still living on just my money. 🤣

 

26 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Your next mission is to fully equip your crib with Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, special naturalization price$ man.

Toilet seats it came with still work fine, man. May even convince mini-Dave to use them (and the rest of the toilet) someday. 🤣

[TBoneTX 45,288]

7 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

has $many leftover after paying for mini-Dave's daycare, would not go out twice in a week (and rarely went out even once a week)

Keep this here PRG, si DA man.

8 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

fast food (which she does not care for)

Lose this here PRG, sigh DA man.

8 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Toilet seats it came with still work fine, man.

No they DON'T, NO man!         We are an industry expert, successful Business Typhoon we man!

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Roused our carcass early to take Uncle T-B. for dermatology appointment, skin in the game man.

All went uneventfully, si man.

 

Mama T-B. trying to get appointment at pain clinic for ongoing miseries, ow ow ow ow senior she man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at a new Chinese buffet*, visit we man.

     *visit prompted by coupon for $2 off lunch buffet, financially savvy we man

Excellent, definitely will return man.

Consumed Many (2+1) heaping plates of meat & chicken, almost worth the cost man.

However, no cute waitresses, oh well man.

 

Napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys eve man.

Got Mini-B. a Subway**, we too full from buffet and ingest wee man.

     **WUOC, financially savvy we man

Supervised remainder of Mini-B.'s math homework, not P-math  man.

Played basketball on back patio, ow ow ow ow OW our carcass man.

Read funny Baba-Mail items, all caught up man.

Returned Mini-B. on time, sigh man.

 

Uninhibited cavorting with the rubias begins imminently, party we man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu emphasized her desire for breakfast by sitting on our stomach, communicative miu man.

Miu did not consider that we could not arise to serve breakfast with a miu on our stomach,  miu man.

 

Mini-B.'s skool had early release, we man to retrieve wee man and drop at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa man.

Mini-B. called 1 + half an hour before release, stomachache from skool lunch man.

We retrieved Mini-B. early, retrieve wee man we man man.

 

Lunch (conveniently on same trip) was Burger King*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

A postprandial nap ensued, zzz we man.

 

Mama T-B. asked that we up-pick some Rx's + a few grocery items, agree we man.

Upon delivery, Mama T-B. asked us to rotate her mattress Many (2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2x2) degrees around, unprepared we man.

We achieved this, goodbye knees and back man.

And why do old people always have to set their heat at Many00 degrees, huh man?

 

Din-din was aspirin and onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

SWAT Team apprised that party with the rubias begins imminently, uninhibited we man.

[mam521 2,062]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu emphasized her desire for breakfast by sitting on our stomach, communicative miu man.

Miu did not consider that we could not arise to serve breakfast with a miu on our stomach,  miu man.

2 cats here.  Both bolt to the location of their dishes when you stand up near feeding time.  They tend to cut you off in their furied run to get to their bowls.  I think the same..if you take me out while I'm trying to walk to feed you, how in the he!! do you think I'm going to be able to feed you?  

 

Then I remember they are cats and as much as they pretend to love you, they'd probably just eat you if they managed to murdered you before you managed to provide sustenance.  No allegiances.  

[TBoneTX 45,288]

20 minutes ago, mam521 said:

they are cats and as much as they pretend to love you, they'd probably just eat you if they managed to murdered you before you managed to provide sustenance.

Mius are hard-wired hunters and obligate carnivores, si mamMany ma'am.

Same happened with Miu T-B. this morn, and nearly took us out during meal service, near-ow ow ow man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and a GS, itinerary we man.

The first and Many'th ES yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- 2 bottles rubbing-alcohol, 2 small + 2 large bottles hydrogen peroxide = $Many ($2+1), steal man

 -- Westclox wall-clock, small battery-operated AM/FM radio, large pack Dixie din-din plates, 

        spreader knife, book for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2 +1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Long day, si man.

 

Lunch was toucans (small) of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Didn't leave casa till almost noon o'clock, late we man.

During ES-ing, hit Aldi, prep for Two Guys week we man.

After ES-ing, hit other supermarket, finish prep for Two Guys week we man.

 

Arrived at Many (2+2) p.m. to face demanding miu, Where Are My Treats Daddy man.

Miu then immediately demanded din-din, righteous miu man.

 

Got nibble for purchase of Mini-B.'s old bed + accoutrements, low bid man.

Got bid raised to bare minimum acceptable to us, proficient Business Typhoon we man.

Purchaser to come on Saturday morn, hope she won't fink out man.

Want to get that stuff out of the casa without donating/trashing it, rid we of it man.

 

Attempted siesta, zzz we man.

Shortly into it, miu loudly demanded play with feather-roller, provide f-r miu man.

Children will change one's schedule, truth man.

 

Din-din was the Many (2+2) hot dogs remaining from Two Guys week, ingest we man.

Had catch-up chat with ex-Mrs.-T-B., many items man.

Called Mama T-B., still in pain but still able to lecture us on Many00 topics man.

 

Shall itinerary more GSs/ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

SWAT-Team-worthy party with the rubias about to commence, uninhibited we man.

Edited February 18, 2023 by TBoneTX