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[Neonred 3,562]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Lunch was onecan (large) of baked beans, ingest we man.

 

Let me refer you to a previous post on farting...

[TBoneTX 45,267]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Let me refer you to a previous post on farting...

Let us refer you to a previous post on Beano, see man...

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

We itineraried 2 ESs and a GS with errands mixed in, logical man.

We had just set out when we got a call from Mini-B., skool nurse's office wee man.

His tummy wasn't feeling good*, no man.

     *Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had given him tortillas + melted cheese for breakfast,  man

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was far away and couldn't react, empresaria ex-she man.

Fortunately, we were within range, quite close we man to wee man.

We retrieved Mini-B., retrieve we man wee man.

Envisioned taking him to our casa and staying with him, envision we man.

However, Mini-B. said that taking him to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s (empty) casa would suit, well OK man.

We stopped at our casa for a Tums, known supply man.

We then registered him online for next year's skool classes, collaboration we with wee man.

Mini-B. seemed OK to leave, evaluate we man wee man.

He promised not to do anything strenuous, no Virtual Reality or basketball man.

We notified ex-Mrs.-T-B. of all doings and decisions, notify we man ex-she man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at Hartz Chicken Buffet, on our route man.

We hadn't been to one for Many, if not even Many, years, no man.

We were semi-reminded of why, nothing to write home about man.

We consumed Many (2+2+1) roasted chicken thighs, ingest we man.

We ingested approximately an entire plateful of green beans, ingest we man.

No overt gastrointestinal distress eventuated, escaped we man.

 

Returned to casa at half-past Many (2+2) p.m., quite late man.

Indignant miu demanded treats, then lunch, accommodate demanding miu we man.

Took hourlong siesta, zzz we man.

 

Out-of-control party with the rubias begins imminently, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Friday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We itineraried 2 ESs and a GS, itinerary we man.

Both ESs were duds, blah man.

GS phantom, grrrrRRRRR man.

Total = $0, dud man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We itineraried 2 GSs, 2 ESs, and an MS (moving-sale), itinerary we man.

The MS was phantom, grrrr man.

Both ESs paid off, si man.

The GSs were a joke, but a drive-by GS paid off, si man.

 

See the take, see man:

  -- shirt & book for Mini-B. = $2, OK man

  -- high-quality bed pillow = $Many ($2+2+2), deal man

  -- Manycans (2x2x2 +2) vegetables et al.; full large jar Jif extra-crunchy peanut butter; 

         unopened bottle astringent = $Many ($2+2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2)

 

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES/GS report, see man:

 

Groceried for the week, stock up we man for Two Guys week man.

Mollified indignant miu, treats and soft glop man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was onecan beef stew mixed with onecan SpaghettiO's (plain) from today's ES, financially savvy we man.

 

Needed shower after day out, Texas weather Many man.

Mowed full lawn, grass weeds leaves man.

Looks like the fairways at Augusta National, proficient we man.

Took magnificent siesta, zzz we man.

 

Two more ESs available on Sunday, whee man.

In opposite directions with minimal overlapping times, unenthusiastic we man.

 

Raucous party with the rubias commences imminently, cavort we man.

Edited February 5, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Briefly considered one or both Sunday ESs, but passed, uninspired we man.

Left casa on one combined errand, see man:

  (1) gas the T-B.-mobile, and

  (2) procure 2 "loaded breakfast sandwiches" from Jack in the Box*

        *WUOC expiring Monday, financially savvy we man

Said procurement served as breakfast/lunch/din-din, fiscally prudent we man.

 

Miu kept pestering us for breakfast/brunch/lunch/midafternoon snack/din-din/nighttime snack, insistent miu man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came with Mini-B. at the usual time, start of Two Guys week man.

AFV was postponed for an hour, stupid sports special man.

Texas weather Many, glorious man.

 

We all played basketball on back patio, play we and wee and ex-she man.

Then we remembered the football that we had bought** for Mini-B. the other day, remember we man.

     **at "One-Cent-Less-Than-a-Dollar Cents Only," a lie for many months man

Mini-B. was delighted, switch gears wee man.

We played football in back yard*** for some time, play we and wee and ex-she man.

     ***on our freshly mowed lawn, this is precisely why we kill ourself doing it man

At dark, we all came in for snacks, enter and ingest we and wee and ex-she man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had let her hair go curly again, like old times man.

This and the activity reminded us of the best times of old times, reminisce we man.

We need to find ourself a compatible rubia, conclude we man.

 

Mini-B. continues to marvel at the width of his new full bed, marvel wee man.

We must de-dish the warsher, late with dishing it man.

Will serve Mini-B. corn dogs**** for breakfast, good start to Two Guys week man.

     ****one of the major food groups, indisputably man

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

 

It was a good Two Guys evening, si man.

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + air-fried chicken strips with honey mustard, ingest Two Guys man.

We then went on the impeccably mowed back lawn and threw the football, enthusiastic wee man.

At one point, we completed Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1) passes in a row, accurate Two Guys man.

 

After a break came Movie Night, variation thereof man.

We laboriously signed up for a free week with Paramount+, si man.

We watched Many (2+1) episodes of The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

We shall almost certainly cancel after the free trial, financially savvy we man.

 

Mini-B. zzz-ing in his bed, zzz wee man.

Miu zzz-ing in our office chair*, zzz miu man.

    *out of the Many,000 possible places for a miu to zzz,  man

A good Two Guys evening, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Another good Two Guys day, see man:

Din-din was bagged salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. played Virtual Reality for 1 hour + half an hour, doze we in front of TV news man.

Went to buy ice cream & Oreo cookies, Two Guys expedition man.

Consumed much ice cream & Many Oreo cookies, ingest Two Guys man.

Birthday saxophone concert by phone for Mama T-B., play wee man for overjoyed senior she man.

Exhausted wee man zzz man, zzz wee man man.

A good Two Guys day, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Eventful Wednesday report, see man.

 

Wednesday was Mama T-B.'s Many'th (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2th) -- si man, Many'th (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2th) birthday, senior she man.

 

It should have been joyous or at least relaxing, si man.

Instead, we spent Many (2+2+1) hours in the hospital emergency department with Mama T-B., spend we with senior she man.

 

She'd had back pain for a week that was worsening, ow ow ow ow OW man.

Couldn't stand it any longer, no man.

We investigated Urgent Care but opted for the horse-stable, all records/imaging equipment already there man.

We chauffeured Mama T-B. there, chauffeur we man senior she man.

 

Amazingly, no one in E.D. waiting-room, not one man.

That's because all were lined up in the long hallway for potential admission or discharge, sneaky man.

 

They took a medical history, background man.

They did a CT scan, glow-in-the-dark man.

They took blood, vampires man.

They did a urinalysis, pee man.

The diagnosis was probably a muscle-tweak + a urinary issue, discharged with Many (2+1) prescriptions man.

 

Arranged with ex-Mrs.-T-B. to retrieve Mini-B. from skool, available ex-she man.

Took Rx sheet to Walgreens, chauffeur we senior she man.

Mama T-B. started grilling clerk as to whether stuff was Tier 1 or Tier 2,  man.

Clerk clueless, no formulary book on hand man.

Other personnel had to get involved, research and Who Shot John man.

Was finally determined that total for the Many Rx's would be under $Many ($2+2+1), all that for THAT man.

Rx order estimated for 2 hours thereafter,  man.

We promised to return to deliver stuff to Mama T-B., promise we man.

 

Returned Mama T-B. to senior casa, exhausted we and senior she man.

Several people had delivered flowers, extra clutter to carry upstairs man.

No nutrient consumption all day, everyone ready to fall over man.

However, Mama T-B. insisted on showing us the Medicare formulary book, Not The Optimal Time man.

The Rx's were Tier 1, Tier 2, and Tier 1 respectively,  man.

 

As we were T-B.-mobiling out of the parking lot, Mama T-B. called, call we senior she man.

Rx order ready already at Walgreens, quite nearby man.

We retrieved and delivered the junk, envious of the good stuff we man.

Upon our return, Mama T-B. trying to end birthday call from cousin who Never Shuts Up,  man.

Mama T-B. needed/wanted to eat and be left alone, good luck man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from ex-Mrs.-T-B., delayed we man.

Din-din was nuked parrots-&-keys and frozen chicken parmigiana patties, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Many (2+1) The Twilight Zone episodes, Rod Serling man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. embedded and asleep, zzz wee man.

 

We are probably beyond exhaustion but... something... si or whee or gee or zzz man.

Edited February 9, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Belated Thursday report, see man:

 

Mama T-B. feeling better enough to lecture us about several items, normalcy man.

Lunch was a Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

Deposited check for $Many,000,000,000,000 in Pre-Owned Toilet Seat* income, $i man.

     *buy yours today, si man

 

Argued with Mini-B. why store-brand cookies just as good as expensive name-brand cookies, sorely mal-educated wee man.

Compromised with (beastly expensive) name-brand Oreos, birthday-cake flavor man.

Consumed half of respective pints of ice cream, ingest Two Guys man.

Cookies actually quite good, ingest some we man and ingest Many wee man.

Must educate Mini-B. about $aving by purcha$ing $tore brand$, shake head we man regarding wee man.

Edited February 12, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried & attended Many (2+1) ESs, not geographically compatible man.

 

The take, see man:

     -- toucans chicken noodle soup, onecan green beans = $2, steal man

     -- Old Spice deodorant stick, no-name deodorant spray, tupacs Many-inch dinner plates = 

           $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. a morning expert at hilarious British impersonations, talented wee man.

 

Mama T-B. in different back-pain now, frustrated senior she man.

 

Lunch (in small town of the Many'rd ES) was 2 good/filling/cheap chili dogs, ingest we man.

 

Got couple of non-urgent items at Aldi for Mama T-B., dutiful we man.

Made mistake of offering to drop them off on our way back from ES-ing,  we man.

Mama T-B. kept us for some time for these reasons, see man:

     1.  Have us read the side effects of her recent prescriptions, microscopic boilerplate man

     2.  Describe current pain, wouldn't listen to us man

Many.  Lecture us about Uncle T-B., monitor we senior he man man

Many.  Lecture us about minutiae of our existence,  man

We barely had time to return to casa for much-needed siesta, truncated zzz we man.

 

Din-din was air-fried Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. wanted to go to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to play on his PSMany (PS[2+2+1]), desirous wee man.

We spent too long there, bored and off-dozing we man.

Returned to casa, Two Guys man.

Consumed ice cream & cookies, ingest Two Guys man.

Had movie night, The Twilight Zone episodes man.

Consumed Many (2+1) bowls Costco popcorn, ingest Two Guys man.

Prepped Mini-B. for bed, prep wee man for zzz man.

Watched late TV news, late-stay-upping wee man.

Put Mini-B. to bed, zzz wee man.

Party with the rubias begins imminently, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Not inspired to hit any more GSs/ESs, weekly string taken care of on Friday man.

 

Retrieved breakfast from Burger King*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B. wanted to go to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to play on his PSMany, pester wee man we man.

Let ourselves in with provided key, ex-she man not there man.

Dozed off for better part of 2 hours, zzz we man play wee man.

 

Lunch (at Many p.m.) was 2 PBJ sandwiches for Mini-B., ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was one rapidly decaying banana, ingest we man.

 

Worked with Mini-B. to delete staggering amount of clutter from laptop, better performance for wee man man.

 

Din-din was 2 Hungry Man boneless-chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was 2 more episodes of The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

That makes Many (2x2x2x2) for the week, respectable Two Guys number man.

 

Shall cameo-visit Mama T-B. on Sunday, fizzicly unstable senior she man.

 

Raucous party with the rubias begins anytime now, anticipate we man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Trashy next-door neighbors finally had their lawn mowed, leaves there for entire autumn/winter man.

 

Mini-B. and we visited Mama T-B. for an hour or so, Two Guys visit senior she man.

Lunch was at Wendy's WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Mini-B. wanted to watch SooperBowl, motivated wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over with Cousin Mini-B. and a 'roni 'za, share man.

We got only 2 slices of said 'za, starve we man.

However, 2 'zas would have been too much, conclude we man.

 

Watched first half of SooperBowl, had its moments man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. fell asleep twice, ultra-typical of ex-she man.

Everybody snarfed down every snack in our casa, what are we a restaurant man.

 

At halftime, packed up Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man.   

Just us and miu, empty casa man.

Uninhibited party with the rubias starts imminently, queue the SWAT Team man.