Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,014]

5 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

backslid a bit over the holidays, actually

See?  Didn't work, no man.  Right again, right we man.  

6 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I was borderline diabetic

Lose that weight, si DA man.

6 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I like cooking

Is psychiatric evaluation necessary, huh DA man?

7 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

PRG does all other cooking

This is a relief to hear, no psychiatry necessary now DA man.

7 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I'm keeping her around

But she's not a rubia, no DA man!   

[TBoneTX 45,014]

And quit delaying our siesta, si DA man.

Bad DA man!  Bad, BAD DA man!   

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Other-Half-Thrilling Other-Half-Tuesday half-report, read with other eye man:

 

After successful siesta, retrieved Mini-B. for early Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

Din-din was Subway with use of BOGO coupon, financially savvy we man.

Looked at several funny Baba-Mail items & watched Urban Rescue Ranch, Two Guys man.

A good end to a Many-day ([2+2]-day) birthday marathon for Mini-B., year-older wee man.

 

We shall road-trip in the T-B.-mobile for some days, trippin' we man.

Internet access anticipated, shouldn't miss a Thrilling Report man.

Must pack, don't forget anything we man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,086]

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Din-din report and leftovers expected, si DA man.

PRG & I split a steak & lobster combo, plus got salad and au gratin potatoes from Black Angus (picture is PRG's half of everything but the salad).

Mini-Dave got chicken tenders and rice (even a kid's meal portion is more than a toddler will eat, so PRG & I also had some chicken).

Oversized cookie and scoop of ice cream was free due to birthday (did not pay extra for balloons and cards).

Low-carb knock-off German Chocolate Cake was good, but nowhere near as good as mom's, so will try something else next time.

 

No leftovers from the restaurant. Still plenty of cake left (didn't realize we'd get cake and ice cream for free from restaurant, so ended up cutting very small slices and not giving out much mint chip ice cream).

[TBoneTX 45,014]

40 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

No leftovers from the restaurant.

Bad gluttonous DA man!  Bad, BAD gluttonous GLUTTONOUS DA man!

Sounds like a good Many'th birthday, si DA man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,086]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Bad gluttonous DA man!  Bad, BAD gluttonous GLUTTONOUS DA man!

PRG and I split one dinner; if we'd both had a full salad and a full thing of potatoes (or whatever other side PRG got), there would have been some leftovers (at the very least, we wouldn't have eaten all of that and what was left from mini-Dave's dinner, too).

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Sounds like a good Many'th birthday, si DA man.

Yeah. Even if (as per usual) mini-Dave really didn't want to take a bath afterwards.

 

Also update on the cake: much better after being microwaved for half a minute than fresh out of the fridge (still not in the same ballpark as the considerably higher in carbs standard German* Chocolate Cake mama-Dave used to make on my birthday -- and even did last year when Covid meant they stayed around a few days beyond what was already a pretty long visit and so held an early birthday party for me).

 

* non-Americans may not realize this is a reference to a brand of chocolate, not a country of origin; German Chocolate Cake is American.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

PRG and I split one dinne

Cheap DA man!  Cheap, CHEAP DA man!       

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

mini-Dave really didn't want to take a bath afterwards

Testosterone-laden mini-DA man!  Testosterone-laden, TESTOSTERONE-LADEN mini-DA man!   

Upvote for no P-math errors,  DA man.

Edited January 19, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.

 

Miu seemingly unsure that Daddy was leaving, unconvinced miu man.

Fed miu treats and one tub of soft glop, satisfy we man miu man.

 

Got on road shortly after 2 p.m., just about as planned man.

Made excellent initial time, maybe or maybe not exceeding speed limit of Many mph man.  

Hit gridlock toward end,  man.

 

Hotel fairly nice, si man.

However, chain has not yet purchased Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, bu$ine$$ opportunity man.

Public computer in lobby, mandatory man.

 

Din-din was at a nearby Mexican place, recommended by desk clerkette man.

Consumed full basket of cheaps, ingest we man.

Consumed large plate of 2 shredded-chicken enchiladas, refried beans, rice, avocado, ingest we man.

Consumed all Many (2+1) tortillas, ingest we man.

Total bill before tip = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + change), fine deal man.

 

Rubias have already trashed our room, expected but sigh man.

We will sweet-talk our way out of damage charges, proficient and cheap we man.

Party should go on all night, nice thick room walls man.

[Neonred 3,540]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.

 

 

Oh my.....burp.

 

You must have a very large stomach!

[TBoneTX 45,014]

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

Oh my.....burp.

You must have a very large stomach!

Burp in return, Two Guys activity man.

This is normal procedure, read previous reports man.

By the way, Aldi hot-dog buns remain fresher than do other buns, advise we man.

[Neonred 3,540]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

By the way, Aldi hot-dog buns remain fresher than do other buns, advise we man.

Extra chemicals and preservatives?

 

On a related note, an excellent gasoline preservative is a food preservative known as BHT.  I have been using it (on and off)for many years.  Better than the stuff available at the stores locally.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Extra chemicals and preservatives?

We neither know nor care, no and no man.  We merely appreciate their cheapness and freshness, si man.

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

for many years

For how Many precisely, P-math test man?

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling Trip-Roading Thursday report, see man:

 

Even though hotel is off a freeway feeder, we were kept awake by road noise, trucks motorcycles hot-rodders man.

Front desk offered a room-switch, we accepted man.

During attempted afternoon siesta, people across hall kept going in/out of their squeaky door and TALKING TOO LOUD, have mercy man.

 

In addition, rather new hotel has only shower stalls, no tubs man.

Desk guy explained that even once-chipped tubs must be replaced (not repaired) by code, egad man.

He predicts that all remodeled hotels and certainly new builds will not have tubs, egad man.

We dislike the lack of shelves in the stalls, only one little Manyangular ([2+1]angular) little soap-tray man.

 

Meanwhile, we are cross-trailing with amigos whom we haven't seen for Many years, can't recognize most man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs in what seems a fairly efficient loop, tentatively conclude we man.

We shall ES on Friday, some rain forecast on Saturday man.

This will cut the potential last-day discounts typically found on Saturdays, sigh man.

However, our plan will cut our fatigue on Saturday, finish events and return to casa after dark man.

[Neonred 3,540]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

For how Many precisely, P-math test man?

You know I am a bad student with a poor attitude.

Just flunk me right now and get it over with.

 

[TBoneTX 45,014]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

flunk me right now

You must miss Many out of Many on your next test or post, si G man.