Save The Last Rants For Me

[SAT 9,609]

18 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Some of us have only been around for 3 or 4 years 🤣

 

 

 

I don't care. Out!

[TBoneTX 45,222]

21 hours ago, Neonred said:

Hard to let a good woman like that get away.

Hard to let one like that get away with so much of Our $tuff, $i and $igh man.

However, we want a rubia, si man.

15 hours ago, SAT said:

I'll sit here and talk to myself. 

Roses are red, si man;

violets are blue, si man;

Steveklar's a split personality, si man,

and so is Steveklar, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

15 hours ago, SAT said:

he's very ugly

Discriminating against a superior primate, si man!  Reported!!!!!

15 hours ago, SAT said:

and poor

We are,  man, not just filthy but muddy-grimy rich, as a Business Typhoon in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat industry, haven't you been paying attention over these Many years of threads man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We had 2 GSs and Many (2+2+2) ESs itineraried, list and out-map we man.

One GS was phantom, should be State Jail felony or death penalty or both man.

Two ESs were duds, boring man.

One had a customer line onto the street, not worth it or for that ES co. man.

We skipped 2 ESs, too tired man.

 

The take, see man:

  -- Many (2+1) books for Mini-B. = free ("don't you want any more, huh man?" = heaven man

  -- verrrrrry sharp carving-knife = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Ran errands and warshed the T-B.-mobile before GS-ing, might as well man.

Found that our dry-cleaner has gone out of business, patronized rip-off outfit in the interim man.

 

Lunched again in favorite restaurant in small town, dud ES there man.

Partially grocery-shopped in store there, freshest bread products ever man.

 

On way back, grocery-shopped for Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man.

Big box of stuff from Aldi = cheaper than tiny bags from legacy supermarket, visited both man.

 

Returned to casa and took blood pressure, Many/Many mmHg man.

Napped for Many (2+1) hours, keep hitting tap-nap button man.

Typed thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

 

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on the upcoming week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., March Many'th

National Proofreading Day = bee shur an by a PTOS tadoy

 

Tues., March Many'th

Get Over It Day = get over whatever "it" is and buy a POTS today

 

Wed., March Many'th

Sterile Packaging Day = no matter the split-second duration between procurement and shipping, this (usually) applies if you buy a POTS today

 

Thurs., March Many'th

World Plumbing Day = how appropriate to celebrate by buying a POTS today

 

Fri., March Many'th

Girl Scout Birthday Day = if they offer to sell you one, buy a POTS today

 

Sat., March Many'th

Smart & Sexy Day = be absolutely both by buying a POTS today

 

Sun., March Many'th

International Ask a Question Day = the world wants to know why you haven't bought a POTS yet today

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[NikLR 13,227]

[Neonred 3,560]

19 hours ago, SAT said:

 

She used to think that he's very ugly, until she saw his checking account statement...

 

Then she realized that he's very ugly, and poor...

But what about the stockpile of goods from all those GS and ES scores?  That's got to be worth a whole lot!  And then there is to POTS business kingdom.  

TBone has got to be a catch.

[Neonred 3,560]

36 minutes ago, NikLR said:

That's a GREAT idea.  Think I'll designate the shallow end in our pool.

[Neonred 3,560]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Hard to let one like that get away with so much of Our $tuff, $i and $igh man.

However, we want a rubia, si man.

 

Reminds me of a joke....(my turn)

A young and an old guy are sitting at a bar.  The old guy is complaining about his wife.  He says " We've been married for 20 years, 20 YEARS, and we hardly ever speak.  For that entire time she has barely spoken a dozen words to me.  What do you think of that?"

 

The young guy replies " Hard to find a woman like that"

[SAT 9,609]

Some other things that a man will never hear a woman say...

 

1- "Ooh that was a good rip, fart again!" 

2- 

[TBoneTX 45,222]

A chica who farts wherever and whenever is a prize catch*, si man.

     *in that one aspect

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Went back to yesterday's line-out-into-the-street ES today, hopeful we man.

Line backed out into the street again, forget it again man.

Perplexingly, this ES co. is definitely not the cheapest in the business, either, no man.

 

Mini-B. with us, we + wee man.

Mommy didn't ensure a bath since Friday at least, pungent wee man.

Mommy didn't feed him a proper breakfast or any din-din, no man.

Someone is sure getting casual with half her DNA, displeased we man.

 

Mini-B. now nonpungent and nourished with use of a can of Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee Spaghettios & Meatballs, one of the major food groups man.

[SAT 9,609]

On 3/7/2021 at 9:43 AM, SAT said:

Some other things that a man will never hear a woman say...

 

1- "Ooh that was a good rip, fart again!" 

2- 

 

2- "that was great, let's watch another porno..."

3...

[TBoneTX 45,222]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

2- "that was great, let's watch another porno..."

Many...

Many.  "No, Dear; you've spent plenty on me already, si man."