Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. happily breakfasted on corn dogs, happily ingest wee man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

In addition to Post Office debacle (q.v. man), we visited our bank, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we man.

New employee didn't recognize us, no man.

Our ID was requested, outrageous man.

When regular staff came out, they were horrified at this behavior, berate newbie thoroughly man.

Fervent supplication for our mercy and forgiveness ensued, beseech we man they man.

We decreed forgiveness this once but with no future rope, temper justice with mercy we man.

As we exited, all staff were weeping in combined relief and fear, do not displease us man.

 

Din-din was beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night involved Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves, OK but bad grammar* man.

     *shrink shrank shrunk, strong verb man

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B.'s weekly book = about critters that barf, blood-suck, and other things, good Two Guys book man.

 

Must arise quite literally at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. to pre-band concert rehearsal, who can function at that hour man.

[Neonred 3,579]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Here is a foto of miu in semicomatose condition and looking rather like an exploded pillow, see miu man.

Don't let miu wander the neighborhood near the Chinese restaurant, if you know what I mean.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Don't let miu wander the neighborhood near the Chinese restaurant, if you know what I mean.

No one ingest miu, no man!

[Neonred 3,579]

10 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

No one ingest miu, no man!

Tastes like chicken?

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Tastes like bald eagle, si man.

[laylalex 7,293]

Just popping in to say we did not get the home we put an offer in on... but we found an even better one, for less money (like over $100k less money), in a better neighborhood.  It does mean moving a little further away from my workplace, but it's nearly perfect. Escrow closes next month and we'll probably be in in early February after we do some renovations. Can't wait. We also took advantage of a brief dip in mortgage rates and got a decent rate which we'll refinance in a few years.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

37 minutes ago, laylalex said:

for less money (like over $Manyk less money)

Music to our ears despite the P-math blunder, cheap we man LL ma'am.

38 minutes ago, laylalex said:

we found an even better one

Yee-HAAAAA, LL ma'am!   

Your P-math transgression is forgiven this once consequent to your excitement, si LL ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We arose at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. to a before-skool rehearsal at o'dark-Many, undercaffeinated we man.

 

Maids (shudder man) showed up at our casa at Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., sorely needed man.

There was the rather cute chiefette maid, her mother, and a younger chica, Hondureña invasion man.

We let them in on the condition that we exclaim "AiAiAiAiAi!" in unison, prepare Hondureñas we man.

 

Mama Hondureña tackled the guest bathroom, untouched for >2 years man.

Younger H-chicas vacuumed and tackled master bathroom, equally challenging man.

We remained downstairs and listened to the deafening din, sounded like construction man.

We were afraid of what we might witness afterward, no chica shall throw out our stuff man.

(We ventured upstairs once and were glared at by one H-chica, displeased she man.)

Miu hung around us in jumpy dismay and to mooch treats, mooching miu man.

 

Lunch was all Many (2+2+1) frozen cod fillets from Aldi, ingest we man.

We desperately wanted a nap but had no prayer of one, active H-chicas man.

 

H-chicas finally finished upstairs and tackled downstairs, run upstairs we man.

Everything was (over-)organized, have to replace things in their wrongful spots man.

Fortunately, H-chicas touched none of our piles of stuff, potential death sentence man.

H-chicas finished downstairs and accepted payment, pay we H-chicas man.

It cost $Many00 -- si man, $Many00 -- initial visit man.

Place stank of foul chemical cleaners but was clean, is this really our casa man.

 

Meanwhile, neighbor was finishing construction of Mini-B.'s basketball hoop, finish he man.

Not Many (2x2x2 +2) minutes before de-skooling Mini-B., we erected it in back yard, monster thing man.

 

We were several minutes late in retrieving Mini-B., zoom to skool we man.

No Mini-B. was seen, other parents already left man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. phoned us in helicopter style to ask whether we had up-picked Mini-B., pester we ex-she man.

"There's no sign of him, no man," said we matter-of-factly to ex-she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. went aysheep, haven't seen that strength of aysheepity in some time we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. GPS'd him, track wee man ex-she man.

"He's still in there, si man," reported ex-she to we man.

 

Mini-B. eventually came out, sociable wee man.

We reported imminent din-din and a surprise, report we man to wee man.

"My hoop, huh man?" asked wee man of we man.

"Maybe, si or no man," replied we man to wee man.

 

Din-din was nuked parrots-&-keys and then Costco orange chicken, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. then basketballed for over half an hour, overjoyed wee man.

He repeated this twice more, overjoyed wee man.

 

We invited ex-Mrs.-T-B. to see clean casa and new hoop, see ex-she man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was not displeased with either, no longer aysheep ex-she man.

Mini-B. exceptionally happy, overjoyed wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

We also made some financial decisions, successful Business Typhoon we man.

Edited December 14, 2022 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,308]

On 12/12/2022 at 7:38 PM, TBoneTX said:

So they stink worse than Many -- yes, Many -- dead fish, yuck D ma'am.

They're outright freeloaders, and also rude, si and grrrr man.

 

Throw their junk on the sidewalk and then them, do it without delay, regret, or second thought D ma'am.

Then throw paper airplanes at them that carry the numbers of social-service organizations, si D ma'am.

Do this without delay, alacrity D ma'am.

They are not allowed back in your casa under any circumstances until they can fend for themselves, NO man.

 

Edited to add, see ma'am:  And if Hillbilly tries to object, tell him that if Mama D ain't happy, NO ONE be happy, si and grrrr D ma'am.

Oh I wish I could. I don't want the Hillbilly to worry about his parents freezing to death. But I tell you one thing for sure he is dealing with all my complaining and them also.

 

16 hours ago, laylalex said:

Just popping in to say we did not get the home we put an offer in on... but we found an even better one, for less money (like over $100k less money), in a better neighborhood.  It does mean moving a little further away from my workplace, but it's nearly perfect. Escrow closes next month and we'll probably be in in early February after we do some renovations. Can't wait. We also took advantage of a brief dip in mortgage rates and got a decent rate which we'll refinance in a few years.

Yay for an even better place. Congratulations. 

[Ontarkie 14,308]

My repair job with evaporated milk. They look pretty good now. I love how well evaporated milk works and I always have it in the house. Crazy glue not so much. 

 

[TBoneTX 45,604]

You're a good reconstructress and public poster, si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Had positive (in the sense of favorable) doctor caucus today, M.D. man.

Lunch was Subway WUOC, ingest and financially savvy we man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad and nuked hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over to dress Mini-B. for his band concert, performatory wee man.

Jeeves (or maybe Smedley) chauffeured all Many of us to concert venue, timely we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. fotoed and videoed Mini-B. in concert, recordatory ex-she man.

Fotos were immediately sent to Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man.

 

After concert, ex-Mrs.-T-B. grumblingly paid for Dairy Queen for all Many of us, cheap gringa ex-she man.

Mini-B. played basketball immediately upon casa arrival, enthusiastic wee man.

Finished Mini-B.'s bedtime book Many (2+1) days early, fast reading man.

Mini-B. asleep immediately after last word, out-worn wee man.

A good day, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling and belated Thursday report, see man:

 

Accomplished legal poop, parties of first, second, and Many'rd parts man.

Lunch was the remaining Manyzen pieces of Costco orange chicken, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. had half-day skool, end of semester man.

Mini-B. had early din-din of Partial Tuna Glop, nuked rice + onecan tuna ingest wee man.

Took Mini-B. to after-skool party at kids' place, party wee man.

 

Din-din was Full Tuna Glop, nuked rice* + onecan tuna + onecan peas, ingest we man.

     *bought at an earlier ES, financially savvy we man

Mini-B. enjoyed skool party, enjoy wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Accomplished much legal poop before noon, parties of the first, second, and Many'rd parts man.

Attended one ES, what a dud man.

Other errands a pursuit of undomesticated waterfowl, grrr man.

Lunch was onecan Aldi chili, ingest we man.

Lost the flow of the day through mix-up in retrieving Mini-B. from half-day skool,  ex-she's instructions man.

Mini-B. spent afternoon basketballing at amigo's casa, exert wee man.

 

Din-din was a large (Many") 'roni 'za*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *angusburger night postponed till Saturday by voice-vote, acclaim man

Movie night was Smart House, not bad man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Printed Mini-B.'s skool report card, see grades man.

In his Many (2x2x2 -1) classes, Mini-B. scored as follows, see man:

     First period:  Many, si man

     Second period:  Many, si man

     Many'rd period:  Many, si man

     Many'th period:  Many, si man

     Many'th period:  Many, si man

     Many'th period:  Many, si man

     Many'th period**:  Many, si man

The average score in all Many was Many.Many, wonderful or awful depending on P-Math flexibility man.

     **we are especially proud of Mini-B.'s score of Many -- si man, Many -- in P-math class, proud we man of wee man.

 

Tired little skollar now sound asleep, zzz wee man.