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[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Breakfasted (!) in the Super Many (2x2x2), free man.

Two buttered-toast sandwiches to start, ingest we man.

Belatedly found hard-boiled eggs, ingest 2 we man.

Much coffee consumed, of little help man.

 

Plane flight not till 1 p.m., boon man.

Had Many (2+2) errands to run, run we man.

 

First went to Post Office, ship box to client man.

Next went to Dollar General to return packing-tape, not needed man.

That DG had outdated computer system and couldn't make the refund,  man.

Second DG could make refund, financially savvy we man.

Next went back to favorite thrift store, swap one item for another man.

Finally gassed Tahoe, what a gas man.

Out-checked from the Super Many (2x2x2) and moseyed to airport, well early man.

 

Knockout-yet-married ticket agent remembered us from half a year ago, what a memory she man.

TSA not total illegitimate male children like usual, only like that at that airport man.

Flight totally full except for one seat, thankfully between us & boorish row-mate man.

Flight landed early, propitious because of major event before deplaning man.

Old captain (flying in right seat) came out for an announcement, announce senior he man.

Left-seat pilot had just passed his captaincy exam, pin captain's stripes on him in public man!

New guy wasn't a kid and had silver hair, no man.

Old captain had known him for years from the Air Force, long buddyship man.

We surmise that old captain recruited new captain to help with pilot shortage, conclude we man.

Was a very special day and uplifting, how cool man.

 

Parking-shuttle right there when we went out, timing everything is man.

T-B.-mobile started right up, go to casa man.

Driveway plastered with Other People's Infernal Oak Leaves, grrrrRRRRRR man.

 

Indignant miu insisted on immediate service, demanding miu man.

Half of miu came out in miu-brush, must coach Mini-B. on proper technique man.

 

Decided to mow lawn/leaves, needed shower anyway man.

Far easier to mow than to rake leaves, time-efficient we man.

Ran over poop from neighbor's dog in back yard, broken fence slats man.

Got most of leaves in front yard, die you miserable suckers man.

Finally got shower, quite needed man.

 

Discovered that ex-Mrs.-T-B. had done some casa-cleaning and messed up our good warshcloths in doing so,  man.

She found us (and, in our absence, gave an unapproved tour to) a maid who will charge us $Many00 for the initial visit and $Many00 for subsequent maintenance, still finding ways to spend our $$$$ ex-she man.  

 

Unpacked and up-caught on many things, too much man.

Many (2+2+1) ESs and a GS itineraried for Friday, expect report man.

A good and successful trip, conclude we man.

Edited December 10, 2022 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

On 11/23/2022 at 4:53 PM, TBoneTX said:

And exactly WHERE have YOU been, young lady?  

Here and there, but rather there

[TBoneTX 45,604]

18 hours ago, Asia said:

Here and there, but rather there

You get HERE and STAY here, young lady, oj tak!   

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

The one GS was a joke, drive by without stopping we man.

The first Many (2+1) ESs yielded nothing, zero man.

We skipped the Many'th (2+2+1th) ES, too tired we man.

The Many'th (2+2th) ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- toucans chicken noodle soup, onecan corn = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling & Groggy Friday report, see man:

 

Awoke unwillingly to alarm and to expect-breakfasting miu, double-loser we man.

Fed miu her disgusting soft glop (beef flavor), ingest miu man.

Caffeinated ourself thoroughly, insufficient man.

Went ES-ing, see above man.

Journey included visits to One-Cent-Less-Than-a-Dollar Only* and to Aldi, conveniently on route man.

     *should be renamed "Where-Almost-Everything-Far-Exceeds-a-Dollar," false advertising man

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was the WhataBurger chili cheeseburger**, ingest we man.

   **free with purchase of medium fries/drink, financially savvy we man

 

Napped for nearly 2 hours, almost sufficient man.

 

Argued for >2 hours with Mama T-B. about portable basketball hoop for Mini-B., expectant wee man man.

No decision yet,  man.

 

Up-catching on return-from-tripping stuff, unfocused we man.

All Many (2+2+2) rubias feeling ignored, deal with it because can easily replace all we man.

[Neonred 3,579]

Decided to come down to the house in the Keys for the weekend.  Had a few jobs that needed to get done and it's rather hard to do them when friends or family are with us.  Wanted to check on the new canal side dock project.  No activity in the past few weeks.  Time to call the contractor again.  Changed out the wifi thermostat that no longer worked over wifi.  Now I can monitor and change the settings from anywhere at any time.  Replace the outside light fixture that had been hanging by wires following the last hurricane.  Diagnosed and fixed the fuel gauge problem in the boat.   Needed to run a new wire from the sender to the dash gauge.

 

After all that, I went for a short bicycle ride before sunset.  WOW what a beautiful day.  Not a cloud in the sky.  The 78 degree temperature felt just perfect. (TBoneTX , don't screw with my mind with your Polish math)  The sun was reflecting off the calm Gulf water.  Made me think how happy I am that I live where I do.

 

Edited December 11, 2022 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,604]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

The 78 degree temperature felt just perfect.

Need for P-math neatly avoided, proficient we man.  

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Miu has turned into a genuine lap-miu, don't leave us again Daddy man.

 

Today was Two Guys time, replacement for Wednesday man.

Got Mini-B. mid-morning, finally functional we man.

Went on errands and involved Mini-B., normally impatient wee man.

      1.  Had Mini-B. manipulate credit card and gas pump, involved wee man.

      2.  Had Mini-B. scan our CVS card at coupon machine, involved wee man.

Many.  Let Mini-B. pick new electric toothbrush, involved wee man.

Many.  Let Mini-B. pick one of next week's din-dins, involved wee man.

 

Lunch take-out from Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

Mini-B. consumed usual salami-pepperoni-American-lettuce-tomato-mayo, ingest wee man.

We consumed usual teriyaki chicken-Swiss-tomato-cucumber-mayo-black pepper, ingest we man.

 

Showed Mini-B. his new shirts from south Texas, approve wee man.

Read several funny Baba-Mail items, Two Guys man.

Did several Mad Libs*, Two Guys man.

     *Mini-B.'s chief choices involved forms of the word "fart," no objection we man.

Watched a new Urban Rescue Ranch YouTube episode, always good man.

 

Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., return we man wee man to ex-she man man.

Gave Mexican t-shirt to Cousinette Mini-B., appreciative junior she man.

Left Mexican t-shirt for Cousin Mini-B., surely to be appreciative junior he man.

Sold ex-Mrs.-T-B. her requested medicines + the ES warshcloths** from earlier, transact we man.

     **at a profit, financially savvy we man

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked what we'd brought back for the Rojo, tease we ex-she man.

"Regards and sympathies, si man," replied we man to ex-she man.

 

Watched end of Army-Navy football game, rather exciting man.

Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

Napped for a blessed hour, nearly caught up on zzz we man.

Delivered Mexican booty to Mama T-B., deliver we to senior she man.

Got only a Many-minute lecture, crucial to catch senior she man when tired man.

 

Again ministering to demanding miu, serve miu we man.

Wild party with the rubias to begin shortly, cavort we man.

Edited December 11, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We got fed up with Mama T-B.'s obsessiveness and ordered Mini-B. a basketball hoop, enough dithering man.

Neighbor with pickup truck picked up hoop, pick up with pickup he man.

Assembly probably early this week, anticipate we man.

Mini-B. duly excited, anticipatory wee man.

 

Lunch was the toucans of chicken noodle soup from Friday's ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

Din-din was onecan of S+Ms, mentally and culinarily prep ourself for Two Guys week man.

 

Unless passports arrive by Thursday, ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. will not go to Ecu, only Many days left man.

[Neonred 3,579]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We got fed up with Mama T-B.'s obsessiveness and ordered Mini-B. a basketball hoop, enough dithering man.

Neighbor with pickup truck picked up hoop, pick up with pickup he man.

Assembly probably early this week, anticipate we man.

Mini-B. duly excited, anticipatory wee man.

 

Is the hoop height adjustable for easy dunking by M-B?

 

Edited December 12, 2022 by Neonred

[Ontarkie 14,308]

My in-laws have been staying with us for over a month now. They never took care of their house so the roof in the back part of the house has collapse. They can't heat the place worth a darn. They have no gas, no water the house needs to be condemned. But I don't want them here. There have been plenty of days that weren't bad according to them so go home already. The Hillbilly put a TV in the office/spare room so they can stop watching inappropriate shows with the kids in the room. 

 

I constantly have to deal with them like they are children, mother in law seems to think she can walk around in her under ware and scar ppl for life. They make popcorn when I cooked a meal to eat instead of the food I went out of my way to make. Then go ahead and eat ####### hot dogs you know the cheapest red kind they have out there🤢

 

They explode my bathroom, leave the doors open when they go in there. This house is too small for that kind of stuff. Mother in law is always yelling at my kids or making snide comments about how her boys never would do that or what ever fantasy she thinks up of her boys. 

 

We have been doing the carnivore diet for 9 months about. It has reverse my husbands type two diabetes, reverse his fatty liver disease, improved his thyroid, and cholesterol. It has completely healed my stomach issues that I have suffered with for the past 12 yrs, my aches and pains are nearly gone, GERD is completely gone, no reflux no nothing. It has improved  my asthma so much so I don't take a bite of food and need to use my inhaler. I sleep all night long without the need to use my inhaler 2-3 times a night. So I am completely going out of my way to make sure they eat stuff that is not too boring or what ever for them. SO eating popcorn as I'm cooking and literally minutes away from putting it on the table is just insulting. My husband cooks steaks he gets all kinds of compliments and how he didn't have to cook or what ever. Because i'm the one who should be doing all that. 

 

They are in the room right now and it's pissing me off because I can hear the TV and that is enough to still scare the Jedi. He has developed a tick from stress. Since they are kind of enough to watch things that scare him, or talk about tornado's of other disasters. 

 

If I go missing hire a good lawyer for me please I will need one. 

 

 I'm going to lose my mind and soon. 

[TBoneTX 45,604]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

My in-laws have been staying with us for over a month now.

So they stink worse than Many -- yes, Many -- dead fish, yuck D ma'am.

They're outright freeloaders, and also rude, si and grrrr man.

 

Throw their junk on the sidewalk and then them, do it without delay, regret, or second thought D ma'am.

Then throw paper airplanes at them that carry the numbers of social-service organizations, si D ma'am.

Do this without delay, alacrity D ma'am.

They are not allowed back in your casa under any circumstances until they can fend for themselves, NO man.

 

Edited to add, see ma'am:  And if Hillbilly tries to object, tell him that if Mama D ain't happy, NO ONE be happy, si and grrrr D ma'am.

Edited December 13, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,604]

7 hours ago, Neonred said:

Is the hoop height adjustable for easy dunking by M-B?

Excellent Q, si G man.  Si, man -- from Many-&-a-half feet up to regulation Many feet, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Here is a foto of miu in semicomatose condition and looking rather like an exploded pillow, see miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Rant, grrrr man:

 

We stood in line for over half an hour at the Post Office to mail one international envelope, endure we man.

We were eventually serviced by the stoopidest human being alive, let alone stupidest postal clerkette man.

This was in addition to her inability to speak or understand English,  man.

We asked for colorful stamps for the envelope, no postage label man.

Clerkette weighed envelope and looked blank, blank she man.

She retrieved a strip of Many (2+2+1) international stamps and vaguely asked our approval, vague she man.

We asked, "How many of these do we use, huh man?", ask we man.

Clerkette looked blank, blank she man.

We asked, "What is each of these stamps worth, huh man?", ask we man.

Clerkette took out paper and wrote, "$1.Many," write she man.

We asked, "And how many ounces is this envelope, huh man?", ask we man.

Clerkette punched computer buttons and "$Many.Many" appeared on screen, observe we man.

We did quick ciphering and said, "So we need Many (2+1) of these, correct man?", ask we man.

Clerkette wrote on paper, "$1.Many + $1.Many + $1.Many" = $Many.Many," equaled our ciphering man.

 

We put Many (2+1) of the stamps on the envelope, apply we man.

This left 1 cent to equal the weight reading, almost there man.

Clerkette blankly said, "I don't know if we have 1-cent stamps, no man," si man.

We said, "1-, 2-, Many-, Many-, and Many-cent stamps are in the folder behind you, see man," si man.

Clerkette looked blank and asked industrious contiguous clerkette, "Where are 1-cent stamps, huh man?", si man.

Industrious clerkette pointed to folder, point she man.

Clerkette went to folders, conducted ultra-brief search, and said, "I don't see any, no man,"  man.

We said, "Check on the left or right side of the folder, si man," si man.

Clerkette again asked industrious clerkette where the 1-cent stamps were, ask she man.

Industrious clerkette again said, "In the folder!", repeat she man.

Clerkette again couldn't find stamp,  man.

Clerkette asked industrious clerkette a Many'rd time, ask again she man.

Industrious clerkette irritatedly left station and immediately found 1-cent stamp, find she man.

 

All this time, other customers getting steamed, steamed they man.

We were rather out of patience ourself, perhaps understandable man.

Customers in long line behind us were actually rolling their eyes, observed everything man.

 

Clerkette gave us 1-cent stamp, apply on envelope we man.

We handed clerkette a $Many ($[2+2+1) bill for the total of $Many.Many, all stamps man.

Clerkette dully said, "Take it out of this, huh man?",  man.

"SI, PLEASE, MAN," we said, fully out of patience man.

Clerkette gave us $Many ($[2+2+1) minus 1 cent in change, unbelievable man.

Clerkette then gave us the remaining 2 international stamps on the strip, Christmas every day man.

We were not about to argue or reason further with an utter idiot, no man.

 

This whole debacle took at least Many (2x2x2x2 -1) minutes, no excuse man.

We left with a 1-cent charge for international mailing + 2 free international stamps, good grief man.

We got a receipt for our 1-cent expenditure with customer-service link, smack-lipping we man.

For the first time, we are going to barbecue a postal worker via survey, deservedly so man.