Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Rant, grrrr man:

 

We are in the yearly throes of an OPIOID crisis, grrrr man.

Other

People's

Infernal

Oak leaves

Infesting our

Driveway, grrrrrrRRRRRRRR man.

[Neonred 3,540]

On 12/3/2022 at 12:23 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Out all day, tired we man.

Lunch was at favorite Chinese buffet, ingest we man.

Cute waitress waved to us once but was busy doing other stuff, no interaction man.

 

 

Glad to see you got back there and you were acknowledged.   I hope next time more comes of it.

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You a Kickball fan, huh R ma'am?  

Netherlands did some of us a favor.  

 

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

We transported Mini-B. to his semiannual dentist caucus, Clean for Gene man.

No cavities, no man.

 

Hooray.  Great job Mini-B.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

more comes of it

Every time we go, we gain Many pounds, ingest Many plates we man.

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Hooray.  Great job Mini-B.

Gracias for the professional endorsement, si man.

He does have translucent enamel on one front tooth (weird x-ray), fascinated the hygienist man.  Doc might apply composite next time, claim she man.

Edited December 4, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Rant, grrr man:  We wish that miu would comprehend that her electronic litterbox must be left alone to complete its cycle, and that jumping in and out for inspection only delays the inevitable,  miu man.

 

Took Mini-B. to Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man.

 

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest and bought WUOC by financially savvy we man.

 

After ancestral visit, Mini-B. wanted to play basketball, go to grade-skool court Two Guys man.

We dozed off in the T-B.-mobile, no Sunday zzz otherwise for we man.

 

Finished last chapter in Mini-B.'s weekly book, historical fiction about Wyatt Earp man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was the traditional S+Ms, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was 2 bananas on death's door, sliced & drenched in maple syrup, palatably ingest we man.

 

Watched AFV with Mini-B. and ex-Mrs.-T-B., pre-retrieval appearance by ex-she man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. sincerely displeased* at dust level in Mini-B.'s room, Two Guys live here man.

     *we know that look, ouch man

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. needed but refused to use our bathroom facility, it's clean enough man.

Good, because last time, ex-she man failed to leave the toilet seat up, heresy man.

 

Mini-B. took his stuff and left, end of Two Guys week man.  

 

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Lunch was a package of roast beef donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man.

Din-din was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.

Must pack for our trip, 2 nights man.

Rubias arriving imminently for uninhibited partying, cavort we man.

[cdneh 3,112]

I hope someone here can tell me if I've lost my ever loving grip. A friend of mine has just told me, he has received his "package' from his  paralegal. He is off overseas in two weeks  to visit the future wife, and says he is going to hand deliver this to his Immigration attorney in her country? 

 

"This is the petition we are going to file with USCIS for the Visa for her to come to America. After it is filed it will be approximately 6 months for them to approve it and turn it over to the US Embassy to grant us an interview"

 

That seems a short time, presently. And why would he not sent the blessed thing to the Dallas Lockbox?  I've been out of the loop but this seems bizarre to me? 

 

 

 

 

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Edited December 6, 2022 by cdneh

[Chancy 6,241]

34 minutes ago, cdneh said:

"This is the petition we are going to file with USCIS for the Visa for her to come to America. After it is filed it will be approximately 6 months for them to approve it and turn it over to the US Embassy to grant us an interview"

 

Which petition?  I-129F for K1?  Or is he going to get married on this visit, then file the I-130 for his wife-to-be's CR1/IR1?

 

If I-129F, believing that it will be approved in around 6 months is delusional.  Current estimate is around 15 months, just for the petition stage, excluding wait time for consulate interview.

 

If I-130, 6 months for petition approval is possible, though very optimistic.  12 months would be more realistic.  But who knows, your friend could get lucky.

 

[cdneh 3,112]

18 minutes ago, Chancy said:

 

Which petition?  I-129F for K1?  Or is he going to get married on this visit, then file the I-130 for his wife-to-be's CR1/IR1?

 

If I-129F, believing that it will be approved in around 6 months is delusional.  Current estimate is around 15 months, just for the petition stage, excluding wait time for consulate interview.

 

If I-130, 6 months for petition approval is possible, though very optimistic.  12 months would be more realistic.  But who knows, your friend could get lucky.

 

It is a K1, and three K2's. 

[Chancy 6,241]

29 minutes ago, cdneh said:

It is a K1, and three K2's. 

 

Are they Ukrainian?  If not, your friend is severely misguided if he thinks the petition will be approved in 6 months.  Tell him to expect the K1/K2 visas in late 2024, if he's lucky.

 

[cdneh 3,112]

7 minutes ago, Chancy said:

 

Are they Ukrainian?  If not, your friend is severely misguided if he thinks the petition will be approved in 6 months.  Tell him to expect the K1/K2 visas in late 2024, if he's lucky.

 

No, they aren't Ukrainian. Can't tell a dill pickle nothing. I am more concerned that he is taking this packet overseas, instead of sending it off. I don't understand why his paralegal here, and his lawyer there, are both thinking this is the way it's done. 

[Chancy 6,241]

8 minutes ago, cdneh said:

I don't understand why his paralegal here, and his lawyer there, are both thinking this is the way it's done.

 

Maybe the lawyer won't get paid if your friend realizes he can actually mail the package himself?

 

[cdneh 3,112]

8 minutes ago, Chancy said:

 

Maybe the lawyer won't get paid if your friend realizes he can actually mail the package himself?

 

He is only creating a delay.  He is just one of those people who won't listen. As far as I am aware, they still go to the lockbox. Not to a foreign country. Sheesh.

[TBoneTX 45,014]

On 12/6/2022 at 7:05 PM, cdneh said:

Sheesh.

Sheeshing Eh ma'am!  Sheeshing, SHEESHING Eh ma'am!

Bad overly absent Eh ma'am!  Bad, BAD overly absent OVERLY ABSENT Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling & Delayed Tuesday report, see in delayed fashion man:

 

Rant, grrrr man:  The minimum speed limit within a Many00-mile radius of any airport should be Many00 miles per hour, and with no red lights, grrrrRRRRRR man.

 

Made our flight, hairy man.

Rentalmobile place had 2 vehicles, not unusual we hear man.

One (meant for us) was undergoing detailing, too long to wait for man.

The other, which they gave us, was a bleeping Chevy Tahoe, [censored] man.

It was too big to park anywhere, egad man.

We got a wedgie every time we managed to clamber into it, ouch man.

And it has pull-tabs rather than a joystick for shift-gearing, good grief man.

 

Rentalmobiled from airport to favorite thrift store, mandatory stop on discount day man.

Got Mini-B. Many sleep-shirts and some school shirts, deal man.

Went to second thrift store, mandatory stop man.

Got Mini-B. a t-shirt with "Powered by Fries" on it, picture of French fries man.

Went to Many'rd thrift store, almost nothing there man.

Donated a bag of Mini-B.'s outgrown/damaged clothes there, get it out of town man.

 

Lunched at premier Mexican restaurant, ingest we man.

Got there at Many (2+2+2) minutes before noon and had a Many-minute ([2x2x2+2]-minute) wait -- for lunch on a Tuesday, good grief man.

 

Checked in at motel, the Super Many (2x2x2) man.

Only the "handicapped" room available, our possible future man.

 

Drove to Mexico, 2 p.m. man.

Parked on U.S. side and walked over, weather not too hot for that man.

Made beeline for barber, Many weeks overdue for cut-hairing we man.

Cost was $Many ($2x2x2 -1), financially savvy we man.

 

Got pharmaceuticals for Many (2+1) customers in addition to ourself, service is our middle name man.

Unfortunately, one customer was Mama T-B., highly particular senior she man.

We had Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- phone caucuses about the ONE item that she was interested in,    man.

Mama T-B. finally satisfied, shoot us now PLEASE man.

 

Sweatily walked back across bridge toward port of entry, exhausted we man.

When nearly there, got call from ex-Mrs.-T-B., call we man ex-she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. couldn't find our casa-key to enable Mini-B. to tend to miu, no and  man!

"I went through my key ring and threw out everything that didn't seem to fit my locks, and your key was probably with those," quoth ex-she man.

We went aysheep and said several things about the undesirability of starving, lonely mius and a certain ex-someone's sense and organizational skills, rather displeased we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said, "Maybe I can find it in my trash,"  man.

 

We tried to compose ourself before self-presentation to CBP, Beethovenesque we man.

Tense CBP officer relaxed when we read him exactly what we'd gotten, lot of tension these days man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. subsequently texted to say "Found the key" and that Mini-B. was ministering to miu, relief man.

 

Din-din was a Manyple-helping orange chicken + rice dish from Chinese outfit in mall food court, ingest we man.

 

We were quite dehydrated the entire day, egad man.

Edited December 9, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,014]

Thrilling & Delayed Wednesday report, see in delayed fashion man:

 

Arose at o'dark-Many to drive to Mexico, groggy we man.

Arrived at bloodwork lab just Many seconds before a whole passel of other gringos, timing everything is man.

Results normally available in 2 hours max, one reason we go man.

Full labs + urinalysis just $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2), another reason we go man.

However, analysis machines undergoing maintenance till Many (2+1) p.m.,  man!

We would have much time to kill, murderous we man.

 

Went to dentist for clean-teething + Zoom whitening, usual cute (but married) hygienist man.

Cleaning for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2), deal man.

Zoom for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2), unparalleled man.

Both actions hurt far more than usual, ow ow ow ow man.

 

Wandered several blocks farther down than usual, inspect we man.

Many boarded-up businesses since last time we looked, very sad man.

 

Went to old doc who de-waxes our ears, might retire in March man.  

Services cost $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2), usual man.

 

Lunched at nearby restaurant, mandatory stop man.

Consumed usual plate of Many (2+2+1) grilled tilapia strips, rice, French fries from real potatoes, & lettuce/tomato/onion salad, with side bowl of corn tortillas and basket of cheaps, ingest we man.

Mouth hurt too much to eat many cheaps, ow ow ow ow man.

Cost was $Many ($2x2x2 +1), fully half of same in U.S. man.

Bumped into former barber there, doing something else now he man.

 

At 2 p.m., wandered back to lab, maybe finished early man.

Results were printed and waiting,  man.

We will live until we die, scrutinize numbers we man.

 

Got Many (2x2x2) packages of candies/treats for requesting customer, reimburse she man we man.

Got Many (2+2) ceramic pieces for same requesting customer, service is our middle name man.

Nearly killed our self lugging them out, service is our middle name man.

Hit port of entry at about Many (2+2) p.m., somewhat sweaty we man.

Different CBP agent cool and perfunctory as a cucumber, perfunctory cucumber he man.

 

Din-din on U.S. side at different Mexican restaurant, ingested last time we went man.

Two shredded-chicken enchiladas, rice, beans... and salad with cilantro in it, worth the death penalty man!

We hate those electronic order/bill phones where the waiter sees what tip you give, grrrrr man.

 

Slept like a dead thing, out-worn we man.