Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,649]

20 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

you aged out

We will have you know, D ma'am, that we are exactly Many -- yes, MANY -- years old, si ma'am.

This flexibility of P-math puts us squarely within (uh, or not within) adoptable range, si D ma'am.

Prematurely supercilious Ontarklar!  Prematurely supercilious, PREMATURELY SUPERCILIOUS Ontarkar!

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa all day, party-animal we man.

 

Updated our fast-food coupons, organized and financially savvy we man.

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.

Din-din was MTG (Modified Tuna Glop)*, ingest we man.

      *nuked rice + onecan tuna + onecan cream of mushroom soup** instead of onecan peas man

    **bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. requested that Thursday be our Two Guys day this week, accepted by we man.

 

Out-of-control party with the rubias any minute now, wild man we man.

[Rocio0010 5,580]

Dear wonderful sleeper community,

Please help out this Argentinian lady in distress. Hear me out.

The older I get (and I am 39 years young), the pickier I have been getting with beds and mattresses. Zach and I bought a foam mattress about two years ago and it is the worst investment we've ever made. It just won't bounce back. Nothing smart about it, I t tell you. So we (or I) have started shopping around for mattresses. Unbeknownst to me, I went to Sleep Number and was introduced to the world of adjustable beds. And now after reading online and researching I have realized that's what we need. However, Sleep Number are expensive. Mind you, I am a teacher, hubby is an electrician, so we are not poor but as we say in Argentina "we don't throw butter to the roof". Butter is expensive back home I guess lol. Anyhow, I digress.

Desperately looking for adjustable beds and matresses recommendations. Gracias totales!

[TBoneTX 45,649]

3 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

I am Many years young

Youthful age precised in P-math, see R ma'am.

P-math-impaired R ma'am!  P-math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED R ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Got some admin stuff in progress, successful Business Typhoon* we man.

       *buy your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat today, $i man

Lunch was all Many (2+2+2) large slices of Aldi breakfast ham, ingest we man.

 

Two Guys evening with Mini-B., we man retrieve wee man from skool man.

Mini-B. in very foul mood, hungry wee man man.

Got drive-through from Burger King**, couldn't return to casa fast enough man.

       **WUOC, financially savvy we man

Mini-B. returned to his old (young) self, ingest Two Guys man.

Read funny Baba-Mail items, all caught up on them man.

Watched Many (2+1) episodes of Urban Rescue Ranch, find on YouTube man.

Returned Mini-B. after good time, Two Guys man.

 

Shall pay bills, itinerary Friday GSs/ESs, and await arrival of the rubias for uninhibited party, anticipatory we man.

Edited November 11, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We had itineraried 2 GSs, 2 ESs, and a church GS, itinerary we man.

One GS and one ES were duds, oh well man.

The other GS was phantom, grrrrRRRRRR man.

One ES and the church GS yielded the take, see man:

    -- book "Many,000 ([2x2x2x2 -2],000) useful phrases*" = $2, steal man

    -- 2-foot-long outdoor extension cord = $Many ($2+2+2), OK man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2)

 

*These types of phrases, see man:  useful, significant, felicitous, impressive, prepositional, business, literary, conversational, public speaking, miscellaneous; and striking similes, all amazing man.  Our favorite so far is, "sheer superfluity of happiness," literary phrase man.

Edited November 12, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Thrilling non-GS/ES Friday report, see man:

 

Awakened by sociable, hungry miu after far too little zzz, groggy we man.

Resolved to leave casa in ample time to avoid afternoon monsoon/cold front, resolve we man.

Beautiful morning, Texas weather Many man.

 

Lunch was at a Chinese buffet*, ravenous we man.

     *way away from normal geography, couldn't wait man

There was not a Chinese staff member to be seen, no man.

We ingested Many (2+1) heaping plates, as follows man:

  -- Plate #1 = pepper steak + broccoli chicken, as few vegetables as possible ingest we man

  -- Plate #2 = pepper steak, as few vegetables as possible ingest we man

  -- Plate #Many = broccoli chicken + baked fish, as few vegetables as possible ingest we man

Buffet price was an outrageous $Many ($2x2x2x2 + tax) for "holiday" lunch, Veterans' Day man.

This place would be great to return to on a non-holiday, conclude we man.

 

Groceried amid pre-monsoon drizzle, nonsoaked we man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child for <1 hour, zzz we man.

Awakened by thunderous monsoon, hey boomer man.

No more short pants/sleeves for at least the next week, Texas weather sometimes not Many man.

 

Uninhibited party with the rubias begins imminently, got no self-control and don't want any we man.

[Neonred 3,579]

On 11/9/2022 at 8:55 PM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.

 

I see you have started training for the  Coney Island 4th of July hot dog eating contest.

[Neonred 3,579]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Lunch was at a Chinese buffet*, ravenous we man.

     *way away from normal geography, couldn't wait man

There was not a Chinese staff member to be seen, no man.

 

Cheating on your new Chinese restaurant waitress girlfriend??

Oh no.

[TBoneTX 45,649]

4 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Cheating on your new Chinese restaurant waitress girlfriend??

Oh no.

We couldn't wait, ingest now we man.

We were far from the area, faraway we man.

Our route to the casa was nowhere close to the casually known waitress, no man.

 

Any hurricane damage from this last one, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Just stepped outside, venturous we man.

This morning, it was Many degrees, summery man.

Now, it is half-Many degrees, brrr man.

We hate wintry weather, grrr man!

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Certainly running only the heat this week, drat it man.

 

Miu just appeared for the Many'rd time tonight -- si man, the Many'rd time tonight -- with a feather-roller for Daddy to play with, interactive miu man.

Miu is exceptionally aysheep, aysheep miu man.

[Neonred 3,579]

Weekly rant:

 

Here it is mid November and we are still dealing with heat and humidity.  

Was outside yesterday cutting up the last large branches from the 1st hurricane (Ian) from several weeks ago and the palm fronds from the second "hurricane" (Nicole) which was just a mild tropical storm here.

 

Worked up a terrific sweat.  Mid 80's and too much humidity.  Good news is that a "cold" front is coming by Sunday and night time temperatures will drop into the 60"s!!  WOW.  Still be mid 80's for daytime.  

 

At least the pool is a reasonable temp.  Also mid 80's. 

 

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Any hurricane damage from this last one, huh man?

Edited November 12, 2022 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,649]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Here it is mid Manyvember

Time-orientation precised, see G man.

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Mid Many's

Temperature precised, see G man.

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

night time temperatures will drop into the Many"s

Night temps precised, see G man.

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Still be mid Many's for daytime.

Day temps precised, see G man.

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

the pool is a reasonable temp.  Also mid Many's.

Pool temp precised, see G man.

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

the second "hurricane" (Nicole) which was just a mild tropical storm here

Good to hear, si man.

Now, get a working thermometer that registers temps in P-math, si man!   

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Saturday ES & Thrift-Store report, see man:

 

In the terrible cold, we attended one ES that yielded the take, see man:

 -- hair-dryer with an actual cool setting (not "cool shot"); Many (2+2+2) packs microwave rice*; 

       tupac "Mad Libs"; nylon zipper-bag = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2)

        *saving us a trip to the store to get exactly that, serendipity man

 

We visited our favorite non-chain thrift store for the first time in months, visit we man.

Everything in the store was half-price, talk dirty to us man.

The take, see man:

 -- one jeans & one 2-pocket flannel shirt** for us; 2 pants & 1 shirt for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2), 

        steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2)

       **seemingly new, seem man

 

Grand total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2)