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[Neonred 3,579]

On 10/29/2022 at 5:53 PM, TBoneTX said:

Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no man.

 

 

Edited October 31, 2022 by Ontarkie
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[TBoneTX 45,649]

We will see what the fearsome Ontarklar thinks of those, see man.

[Neonred 3,579]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We will see what the fearsome Ontarklar thinks of those, see man.

It's your fault.  You made me do it.

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We got a very late start to the day, si man.

We wanted to read all the out-of-town newspapers that we'll give to Mama T-B. on Monday, see man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at the nearby Chinese buffet, visit we man.

We consumed the contents of Many (2+1) heaping plates, ingest we man.

It was all beef and chicken with as few ambient vegetables as possible, irritating man.

 

It is our philosophy to eat more in the value of the food than what the buffet costs, financially savvy we man.

However, weekend buffets at this place are now $Many ($2x2x2x2 +1) -- si man, $Many ($2x2x2x2 +1) -- outrageous man.

We feel ripped off, won't visit there again unless desperate man.

 

Mini-B. back, Two Guys week begins man.   

[TBoneTX 45,649]

4 minutes ago, Neonred said:

It's your fault.  You made me do it.

Our powers are stronger than even we sometimes think, glee man.

So how's the vacation, keep us abreast man?

[Neonred 3,579]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Our powers are stronger than even we sometimes think, glee man.

So how's the vacation, keep us abreast man?

Just another long weekend in the Keys.  Back to work today.

[Ontarkie 14,310]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We will see what the fearsome Ontarklar thinks of those, see man.

 

Neonred was under your bad influences. I should stick you in time out. 

[Neonred 3,579]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

 

Neonred was under your bad influences. I should stick you in time out. 

I have been so good for so long here on VJ, and then I let @TBoneTX drag me back into the gutter.

 

I think docking him 30K up votes would be suitable punishment.

[TBoneTX 45,649]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Neonred was under your bad influences.

Bad influential T-B.!  Bad, BAD influential INFLUENTIAL T-B.!

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I should stick you in time out. 

Irked displeased punitive Ontarklar!  Irked, IRKED displeased DISPLEASED punitive PUNITIVE Ontarklar!

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

I have been so good for so long here on VJ

Angelic Bro G man!  Angelic, ANGELIC Bro G man!

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

I let @TBoneTX drag me back into the gutter.

Guttural Bro G man!  Guttural, GUTTURAL Bro G man!

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

ManyK up votes

Number of docked upvotes precised, see and  Bro G man.

P-math-impaired Bro G man!  P-math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED Bro G man!

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Thrilling Monday non-Halloween report, see man:

 

Mini-B. lost deciduous molar #2, presumed dental parlance man.

 

Monday (Manyober Many'st) would have been our Many'th anniversary with Mrs. T-B., noted we man.

We mentioned this to the rubias, and they knocked us one, ouch man.

 

Mini-B. had no skool, Professional In-Service Day or something man.

Took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she man.

Had to help Mama T-B. with pull-hairing stuff on behalf of Uncle T-B., incapable of help-selfing senior he man.

Mini-B. organized Uncle T-B.'s cell phone, capable wee man.

We spent 2 hours arranging auto-bill-pay for one of Uncle T-B.'s credit cards,  man.

Mama T-B. somewhat calmer thereafter, not-as-aysheep senior she man.

 

Lunch was 2 chicken sandwiches + 2 medium fries* from Burger King, ingest Two Guys man.

      *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B. went to play basketball with amigo at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, sociable wee man man.

Napped for a glorious hour, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was onepack of a tupac of Costco sausage lasagna, ingest Two Guys** man.

      **Many/Many'ths of it by us, engorged we man

 

We are currently consuming Mini-B.'s Halloween candy, surreptitious we man.

All that we can perhaps get away with is the Many (2+1) mini-Milky Way bars, pre-inventorying wee man.

 

Rant, see man:  Those who hand out Skittles should be jailed and then shot, grrrrr man.

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Monday Halloween report, see man:

 

Until Many p.m., Mini-B. intended to hand out candy with us, Two Guys activity man.

However, after basketballing, Mini-B. wanted to go T-or-T-ing with his amigos, changed plans man.

After some strife, ex-Mrs.-T-B. agreed to accompany Mini-B. + amigos, thankfully man.

 

Mini-B. dressed as a skeleton in a black cape, light-up eyes man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wore the ugliest witch's mask that we'd ever seen, truly stark man.

We complimented her on her successful facelift, hee hee hee man.

 

We had bought Many (2+2+2+1) bags of Butterfingers, BOGO + coupons financially savvy we man.

We had eaten 1 bag thereof ourself some time ago, as reported man.

We sat outside with the others, easier than answering doorbell man.

Got eaten by several mosquitoes, ingested we man.

 

Schizoid Halloween visitation, strangest ever man.

Many% -- si man, Many% -- of kiddos came during first Many (2x2x2x2) minutes, big crush man.

Things were dead for close to an hour, twiddle thumbs non-eat-Butterfingering we man.

Then gaggles of older Manyagers started arriving, milk their youth till the very end they man.

 

We were able to dispense exactly Many (2+1) full bags of Butterfingers, good planning we man.

We found the receipt for the others, try to return for refund tomorrow man.

 

Eventually, ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned with Mini-B., 2 amigos, and one amigo's mom, return ex-she et al. man.

We were lobbied for bottled water, provide Many (2+2) bottles man.

One amigo consumed his in precisely Many (2+2+2) seconds, astonishingly fast man.

 

Mini-B. specifically pointed out the chief items among his candy haul, all our favorites sigh man.

This is why we have been able to consume only the Milky Way bars, slim pickings man.

Kids should be prevented from inspecting their candy haul until parents can get at it, conclude we man.

 

Back to skool for Mini-B. on Tuesday, return to normalcy man.

[TBoneTX 45,649]

Special Hilarious "Ex-Mrs.-T-B./Rojo" report, hee hee hee man:

 

As usual, ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted to confirm that we had dropped Mini-B. at skool, aysheep ex-she man.

We called her to say, "Doan' go aysheep," call we ex-she man.

 

During this call, she mentioned trouble with the Rojo, ha ha man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has her own business, empresaria ex-she man.

She is working hard to earn money for next month's trip to Ecu with Mini-B., work ex-she man.

The Rojo apparently resents not being able to see her more, resentful Rojo man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has tried to explain the reality, explain ex-she to Rojo man.

 

We listened patiently while trying not to laugh out loud, listen-not-laugh we man.

We offered relationship advice, hilarious man.

We essentially said that the Rojo must decide whether he can be patient or not, well duh and  man.

We also again suggested the following, hee hee hee man:

  1.  We can make it known that we are buying a ticket for ourself to Ecu, si man.

  2.  This will cause the Rojo to buy emergency tickets for himself + 2 daughters, jealous Rojo man.

Many.  A couple of days before the trip, we will tell the Rojo that we have canceled, ha ha man.

Many.  This will enrage the jealous Rojo so that he will kill us, free from child support we man.

Many.  The Rojo will be so mad at ex-Mrs.-T-B. that he will break up with her, problem solved man.

 

When we hung up with ex-Mrs.-T-B., we were laughing so hard that miu looked at us quizzically, quizzical miu man.

 

Any comments about all this, huh man?

 , man.

[laylalex 7,293]

We're getting ready to make an offer on a home that we are cautiously excited about.  Tri-level townhome, nice neighborhood in west LA, very bright and cheery. And... you can see the Hollywood sign from the private roof deck which I find really amusing.  

[Lil bear 4,261]

17 minutes ago, laylalex said:

We're getting ready to make an offer on a home that we are cautiously excited about.  Tri-level townhome, nice neighborhood in west LA, very bright and cheery. And... you can see the Hollywood sign from the private roof deck which I find really amusing.  

Worth it just for the iconic view !! Hope you are successful and things go smoothly ! 

[TBoneTX 45,649]

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

We're getting ready to make an offer on a home

See if they'll accept coupons, si LL ma'am.

2 hours ago, Lil bear said:

in west LA

Ah... offer of $Many,000,000,000... so sorry, LL ma'am.

2 hours ago, Lil bear said:

Many-level

Number of levels precised, si LL ma'am!