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[Ontarkie 14,311]

On 10/11/2022 at 9:03 PM, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2x2x2x2 -1) Korean Bulgogi (?) dumplings procured from Costco Many weeks ago, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. thought that they were merely OK on his one consumption of them, but we consumed them for Many meals, ingest and ingest and ingest (and perhaps ingest) we man.

 

We halved them, so there were Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2) half-Bulgogis, ingest we man.

 

That, plus the nearly entire bag of Butterfinger* Halloween candy on which we got an early start, disliked our stomach, or the converse man.

     *the most useless and vile creation ever, gag us but they were on sale man

 

Din-din was 2 ham sandwiches, grand-jury indictment and ingest we man.

 

We did not leave the casa except within the hour to mail some bills at the Post Office, financially responsible we man.

 

Wild, uninhibited party with the rubias begins imminently, frolic we man.

I hate butterfingers. I will avoid all bags with them. 

 

On 10/14/2022 at 10:56 PM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Many (2+1) plates at a below-average Chinese buffet, enh man.

This place wouldn't be in our top Many (2+2+1) favorite buffets, no man.

Even worse is that we have only 2 or Many (2+1) places that rank as favorites, consider that man.

 

We were returning from GS-ing, looking greatly forward to a deep nap, when ex-Mrs.-T-B. phoned, phone we ex-she man.

The A/C in her casa quit, and it was Many degrees inside, sweat man.

She asked us to retrieve Mini-B. from skool, he couldn't abide that heat man.

We wrote off our nap and retrieved Mini-B., surprised wee man.

 

Mini-B.'s din-din was the remaining Costco orange chicken, ingest all wee man.

 

After inspection, ex-Mrs.-T-B. told us that the furnace needs replacing, out-of-pocket man.

There's still no cold air, no man.

"We'll have to pretend that we're in Ecu, si man," concluded ex-she man.

 

Weather will be hot for Many (2+1) more days, ouch man.

This won't bother Cousin Mini-B. at all, no man.

Mini-B. will be a very unhappy camper till Sunday eve, we man know wee man man.

And ex-Mrs.-T-B. just shelled out $Many for 2 tickets to Ecu, it never fails man.

Ex-she man has made her financial bed and must lie in it, conclude we man.

 

More drama from Uncle T-B., rapidly losing it senior he man.

He opened ALL his pill bottles to refill his organizer, then knocked the bottles over, egad man.

Of course, he called Mama T-B., last thing senior she needed man.

He also couldn't operate his super-simple blood-pressure machine,  man.

 

Mama T-B. went down to try to remediate the situation, sympathy for senior she man.

After her nearly hourlong complaint-call to us, we conclude that we shall buy him a Many'th (2+2+1th) -- si man, Many'th (2+2+1th) -- BP unit,  man.

 

We have itineraried Many GSs and an ES for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Unlike Friday, these will be very proximal, contiguous neighborhoods man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. might show up for them purely to utilize the A/C in the ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, wager we man.

Need to get your Uncle's meds put in blisters packs. Makes life so much easier.

 

Our heating went out Tuesday morning. One of the coldest days last week too. Luckily the part was still under warranty sadly labour was not and still cost a small fortune. 

 

Last weekend we went to a Reptile Expo. Came home with a hognose snake (older daughters, and that stays in her apartment), a Extreme harlequin Crested Gecko, and a High White Leopard tortoise.  Been crazy this week making sure all of them were doing ok due to stress and such.

 

Had to take the kids to get shoes, and the Tornado needed clothes. She is growing like a weed. How on earth are her feet already a size 10 ladies at only 11?? 

 

Found a good sale at JC Penny's at least, many of the items were at least 50% off and a few 70%

 

The best part is I didn't have to shop in the adult section because Penny's has sizes that are for older kids and doesn't subject them to being inappropriate clothes. 

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,652]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Need to get your Uncle's meds put in blisters packs. Makes life so much easier.

Sadly, he might not be able to handle them, sigh man.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Our heating went out Tuesday morning. One of the coldest days last week too.

Just like what happened with ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s furnace not long ago, si D ma'am, except during one of the hottest days, sweat man.  NOT fun, no man.

labo

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English-only outside the regional forums, si and

 D ma'am!  Reported!!!

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Last weekend we went to a Reptile Expo.

Such party-animals you all are, herpetologists man.  And what about a chicken report, huh huh huh D ma'am?   

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

the Tornado needed clothes. She is growing like a weed.

Resale shops, si D ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

size Many ladies at only Many

Size and age precised, si and  D ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

many of the items were at least Many% off and a few Many%

Shoot for Many%-off, not just Many%-off, our financially savvy advice D ma'am.  We absolutely cleaned up in upsizing Mini-B.'s apparel, and for cheap, at resale stores, financially savvy we man.

[Ontarkie 14,311]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Sadly, he might not be able to handle them, sigh man.

Just like what happened with ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s furnace not long ago, si D ma'am, except during one of the hottest days, sweat man.  NOT fun, no man.

English-only outside the regional forums, si and

 D ma'am!  Reported!!!

Such party-animals you all are, herpetologists man.  And what about a chicken report, huh huh huh D ma'am?   

Resale shops, si D ma'am.

Size and age precised, si and  D ma'am.

Shoot for Many%-off, not just Many%-off, our financially savvy advice D ma'am.  We absolutely cleaned up in upsizing Mini-B.'s apparel, and for cheap, at resale stores, financially savvy we man.

1. Oh man that sucks. 

2. Ours did that about 6 years ago too. Without the pool we would have died of heat temps where the hottest of the year.

3. It was English spelling  

4. Exactly what I wanted to be

5. Chickens are being freeloaders atm. If they keep it up they will be soup . Their finishing up molting and not laying eggs. The others that aren't molting have started back up but are Still slacking. The rest are still too young to lay. 

6. Resale shops around here suck. Some charge more then Walmart for crying out loud. 

7.  

8. I'm happy with deals. Was happier I found something to start with. The Tornado is starting to get picky. Just glad she's not in PS or it would have been worse. 

 

[TBoneTX 45,652]

14 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Many (2+1). It was English spelling  

No it WASN'T, you supercilious imperialist D ma'am!   

15 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Many (2+2+1).  [...] they will be soup

Invite us for din-din, si D ma'am.

16 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Many (2+2+2). Resale shops around here suck. Some charge more then Walmart for crying out loud. 

Then find others, si and  D ma'am!  And Walmart DOESN'T suck, huh D ma'am? 😕

17 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Many (2x2x2). I'm happy with deals.

Deals are good, si ma'am; resale deals are better, whee ma'am.

18 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

The Tornado is starting to get picky.

Tell her that we can pick our nose and we can pick our friends, si man, but we can't wipe our friends on the furniture, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,652]

Mini-B. has very highly developed negotiation skills when he wants something, si man.  (He will certainly end up as a Sales Director somewhere, convinced we man.)  However, he has met his match, see man.

 

Text exchange between we man and wee man just now, see man:

 

Mini-B.:  Hey Dad, can I borrow $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2), huh man?

T-B.:  Can we put our bird in your oven, huh man?

M.-B.:  Dad please. There's this new game that I really want.  And it's on sale, si man.

T-B.:  Borrow it from Mommy, si man.

M.-B.:  She won't.  Because she wants to buy me Jordans, si man.

T-B.:  Decide which one you want more, si man.

M.-B.:  The shoes will barely fit me for another year probably.  But the game will last for a way longer time, si man.

T-B.:  Then tell her that you want the game instead of the Jordans, si man.  Simple, si man.

M.-B.:  OK [pause] I told her and she still doesn't want to buy it, no man.

T-B.:  Use your negotiating skills, si man.

M.-B.: Those don't work on her -- I tried, si man.

T-B.:  Try harder, si man.

M.-B.:  She won't buy it, no man.

T-B.:  If she says no, honor that, si man.  We want a report on what you learn on Schoology today, see man.

M-B.:  OK, sigh man.

 

 , si man

[Ontarkie 14,311]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

No it WASN'T, you supercilious imperialist D ma'am!   

Invite us for din-din, si D ma'am.

Then find others, si and  D ma'am!  And Walmart DOESN'T suck, huh D ma'am? 😕

Deals are good, si ma'am; resale deals are better, whee ma'am.

Tell her that we can pick our nose and we can pick our friends, si man, but we can't wipe our friends on the furniture, no man.

Yes it was

 

It would be cold by the time you got here 😜 

 

I they all suck around us. I'm not driving into Little Rock. Walmart does suck big time. Cloths especially. 

 

LOL 

 

[TBoneTX 45,652]

33 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

It would be cold by the time you got here

That has never stopped us before, no ma'am!

And we prefer dark meat, preferably ingest we man.

 

In our past, we have eaten pizza left out at room temperature* for Many (2+2) days, ingest we man.

     *and the fuzzy green-gray vegetable that had appeared atop it

 

36 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Yes it was

Insouciant Ontarklar!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT Ontarklar!

[Ontarkie 14,311]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

That has never stopped us before, no ma'am!

And we prefer dark meat, preferably ingest we man.

 

In our past, we have eaten pizza left out at room temperature* for Many (2+2) days, ingest we man.

     *and the fuzzy green-gray vegetable that had appeared atop it

 

Insouciant Ontarklar!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT Ontarklar!

lol 

 

Iron stomach

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,652]

50 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Iron stomach

Probably couldn't do it now, no man...

[TBoneTX 45,652]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. pretty good/the same, hopefully OK wee man.

 

Did not leave the casa all day, antisocial we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Progresso macaroni+beans soup*, ingest we man.

     *from one of the recent ESs, financially savvy we man

 

Din-din was the bagged salad from the week, use it up and ingest we man.

 

We were feeling cruddy symptoms all day, but with no fever, weird man.

Finally, just now, a degree thereof, oh boy man.

We shall dope up on Heap Strong Medicine before bed, imminent man.

The rubias shall have to party by themselves tonight, quite capable thereof man.

[TBoneTX 45,652]

We have the flu, egad man.

Temperature fractionally above Many00, too high man.

Will consume chicken soup + fever-reducer and nap, zzz we man.

[Ontarkie 14,311]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have the flu, egad man.

Temperature fractionally above Many00, too high man.

Will consume chicken soup + fever-reducer and nap, zzz we man.

Get some sleep, feel better soon.

 

[TBoneTX 45,652]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Get some sleep

Tried after lunch -- not even close, but did sweat, no zzz for we man.

Tried after din-din -- contractor across street began slicing up fallen tree from last night's storm, no zzz for we man.

[TBoneTX 45,652]

Thrilling (?) Tuesday report, see man:

 

Had to drop stuff at Post Office, drag self out of casa man.

Had video caucus with Physician's Assistant, capable she man.

 

Agreed that we caught our flu from Mini-B., like son like father man.

 

Lunch was toucans of chicken soup, ingest we man.

Attempted nap as stated, q.v. above man.

 

Called pharmacy re Tamiflu Rx, where is it man.

Dragged self out of casa for retrieval, crucial man.

Cute pharmacist verifies that the stuff works, we hope so man.

 

On way back, ordered an XL 'roni 'za for din-din, brainstorm we man.

Its heat plus added black pepper would make us sweat, reasoned we man.

Consumed half of it, ingest we man.

 

Was going to nap, perfect timing after gorging man.

However, Mama T-B. called, had to spill beans about the flu man.

Mama T-B. went aysheep, so what else is new man.

Kept us up beyond peak postprandial sleepiness, nothing else expected man.

Then attempted nap #2 as stated, q.v. above man.

 

We shall again take Heap Strong Medicine at bedtime, si man.

Feeling lousy is getting old, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,652]

We forgot to describe this morning's storm, forget we man.

It began around half-past midnight, just as we went to bed man.

It lasted perhaps half an hour, short man.

However, neighbor across street got half his big tree in his front yard, missed car and casa man.

Young couple down street had tree fall on car & garage, much damage man.

Our beautiful lawn has twigs/sprigs/leaves all over it, Not Our Trees man.

 

Mini-miu report, see man:

We confirm to the world that miu will not eat paté, only cuts man.

There's nothing more disgusting than uneaten paté ignored till it's rancid, yuck man.

Honestly, we don't know how mius can eat any of their disgusting soft glop, no man.