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[TBoneTX 45,291]

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Okay, here

Phuzzy foto indicates an urgent need to buy one or more Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, si DA man.   

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Happy Columbus Day, si man.

Happy St. Patrick's Day (Poland only), oj tak.

 

Lunch was onecan of Aldi chili, reminded ourself of how good it is, ingest we man.

 

Got a few groceries for Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

 

Din-din was onecan of chicken noodle soup with CheezIts* dumped in, ingest we man.

     *cheaper than croutons, financially savvy we man

 

SWAT Team already assembled outside in anticipation of imminent raucous party with the rubias, uninhibited we man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2x2x2x2 -1) Korean Bulgogi (?) dumplings procured from Costco Many weeks ago, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. thought that they were merely OK on his one consumption of them, but we consumed them for Many meals, ingest and ingest and ingest (and perhaps ingest) we man.

 

We halved them, so there were Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2) half-Bulgogis, ingest we man.

 

That, plus the nearly entire bag of Butterfinger* Halloween candy on which we got an early start, disliked our stomach, or the converse man.

     *the most useless and vile creation ever, gag us but they were on sale man

 

Din-din was 2 ham sandwiches, grand-jury indictment and ingest we man.

 

We did not leave the casa except within the hour to mail some bills at the Post Office, financially responsible we man.

 

Wild, uninhibited party with the rubias begins imminently, frolic we man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Tues-Wed Miu Report,, special man:

 

Miu wouldn't shut up Tuesday night, loquacious miu man.

We beseeched miu to talk People, not Miu, failure to communicate man.

Miu uncooperative, monolingual miu man.

Finally made a SWAG and began brushing miu, we brush miu man.

Miu submitted eagerly, finally shut up, and kept wanting more, guessed right we man.

 

Brushed miu again at usual time, 1 a.m. or thenabouts man.

Miu submitted eagerly and kept wanting more, gluttonous miu man.

We then began tossing wrappers and feather-rollers, routine after brushing man.

Miu failed to respond, spectating miu man.

We finally gave up, oh well man.

 

We had just turned out the lights for bed, zzz we man.

Miu entered room, dropped squeaky mouse at our feet, and began miuing, loquacious miu man.

We got up and tossed squeaky mouse several times upstairs, delighted miu man.

We then tossed squeaky mouse on the stairs, delighted miu man.

We then tossed squeaky mouse into the downstairs, delighted miu man.

 

When we awoke in the morning, we beheld on our floor the squeaky mouse and 2 feather-rollers, incorrigible miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We attended a Seniors' Expo today, attend we man.

There was no admission fee, financially savvy we man.

There were perhaps 2 Manyzen vendors and several Manyzen attendees, estimate we man.

We stayed for about an hour and grabbed all the promotional pens et al., financially savvy we man.

Every attendee and vendor bought a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, sensible they and Successful Business Typhoon we man.

The independent-/assisted-living houses bought POTSs for every resident and public room, sensible they and $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.

There is nothing like maximizing one's sales efforts amidst a captive audience, $i man.

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.

Din-din was Subway* with Mini-B., ingest Two Guys man.

          *WUOC, financially savvy we man

Guy ahead of us in line bought Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- Subways without use of coupons, how wasteful and dumb  man.

 

We routinely fill a jug with miu's dry food, keep from stale status and from miu ripping into bags man.

Jug needed refilling today, service miu we man.

Mini-B. tightly held miu while we did so, only way to keep miu from interfering man.

This was the bag of fancy miu-food recently bought half-price from PetSmart because of pending expiration, financially savvy we man.

Miu consumed the stray pellets that fell on the floor and seemed very well pleased, ingest miu man.

 

Out-of-control party with the rubias begins imminently, frolic we man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Half-Thrilling Thursday Half-Report, half-see man:

 

We won a $Many00 Home Despot gift card being raffled by a roofing company at the Senior Expo yesterday,  man.

 

We asked the dude to deliver it personally so that we could inquire about siding and gutters, mind in gutter we man.

 

Very edifying discussion, edify he we man.

 

Lunch was 2 sausage/cheese/egg muffin sandwiches from Starbucks, ingest we man.

We used up the balance of the $Many gift card from earlier, financially savvy we man.

The balance after that was $2 + half a buck + Many (2x2x2 +2) cents, quite reasonable man.

 

The above true-life anecdotes reaffirm our status as a successful Business Typhoon*, si man.

        *buy your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat today, si man!

[mam521 2,062]

We headed to San Fran last weekend because it was hub's birthday and Kid1 and Kid2 had no school.  Hubs and I have been before, but thought it was an opportunity for the kids.  Unfortunately, it was a lot of waiting around...for our hotel rooms, for Uber, for traffic lights, for our entrance onto the boat to Alcatraz...way too much waiting around, way too many cancelled Ubers, way too much wasted time and a number of other disappointments, including a gristly steak, 2 times over.

 

San Francisco Fleet Week was on.  In typical Bay fashion, the fog rolled in and most of the time, the planes weren't visible.  When we arrived on Friday, the Blue Angels were practicing and we essentially had a great show from our hotel room on the 32nd floor of the building, away from the fog in the Bay.  

 

Alcatraz was disappointing.  Lots of hype, but less substance.  Been there, done that, got the post card, won't waste the money to go back.  At least we were entertained by the United 787 Dreamliner that was doing low fly overs and some left-right rolls where we could see because it wasn't too foggy.  We also got to see some maneuvers by a couple of fighter jets (F-35's and a little T-2).  The low flybys and the noise made Kid2 ducking, think we were being bombed on the boat across to Alcatraz lol!

 

The highlight of our trip for the kids and I was on Sunday afternoon.  Firstly, on our walk to our chosen lunch spot, we didn't encounter any homeless sleeping sprawled across the sidewalk, which was a nice change.  We dined at a grilled cheese place, which was pretty tasty.  But, the piece de resistance was when we left the restaurant.  There was an older African American gentleman riding a mobility scooter - probably in his 80's.  He had on a total 90's, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air inspired printed suit on, with cool sunglasses.  He had his tunes bangin' - old skool 90's rap and was bobbing his head along while doing a slow drive by.  He was living his best life and had no cares.  He put a giant smile on all of our faces.  We could all take a page out of his book - to live our best lives.  

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Wonderful write-up, mam ma'am.  Would be even better if you would upvote our Thrilling Reports that you missed when we didn't write 'em, si and  mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Half-Thrilling Other-Half-Thursday Report, half-see man:

 

Miu insisted on off-schedule thorough brushing, service insistent miu we man.

Din-din was onecan of S+Ms, didn't damage Mini-B.'s supply thereof so ingest we man.

 

Massive funderstorm* after sunset, monsoon with wind man.

      *the youthful Mini-B. term, very wee man

Leaves/twigs/sprigs all over ground, first rain in several weeks man.

 

Shall compile GS/ES itinerary now, diligent we man.

After completion, shall join the rubias in their raucous party already underway, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We had itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs and Many (2+1) GSs, ambitious we man.

The route was far from the casa, that sometimes happens man.

One GS and 2 ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- 2 verrry thick warshcloths; new-in-package (NIP) pill-organizer = $2, steal man

  -- 2 books for Mini-B.; Many (2+1) NIP packs of party plates = $Many ($2+2), steal man

  -- 2 NIP "Zap!" surface-restorers = $Many ($2+2+1), deal/steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Many (2+1) plates at a below-average Chinese buffet, enh man.

This place wouldn't be in our top Many (2+2+1) favorite buffets, no man.

Even worse is that we have only 2 or Many (2+1) places that rank as favorites, consider that man.

 

We were returning from GS-ing, looking greatly forward to a deep nap, when ex-Mrs.-T-B. phoned, phone we ex-she man.

The A/C in her casa quit, and it was Many degrees inside, sweat man.

She asked us to retrieve Mini-B. from skool, he couldn't abide that heat man.

We wrote off our nap and retrieved Mini-B., surprised wee man.

 

Mini-B.'s din-din was the remaining Costco orange chicken, ingest all wee man.

 

After inspection, ex-Mrs.-T-B. told us that the furnace needs replacing, out-of-pocket man.

There's still no cold air, no man.

"We'll have to pretend that we're in Ecu, si man," concluded ex-she man.

 

Weather will be hot for Many (2+1) more days, ouch man.

This won't bother Cousin Mini-B. at all, no man.

Mini-B. will be a very unhappy camper till Sunday eve, we man know wee man man.

And ex-Mrs.-T-B. just shelled out $Many for 2 tickets to Ecu, it never fails man.

Ex-she man has made her financial bed and must lie in it, conclude we man.

 

More drama from Uncle T-B., rapidly losing it senior he man.

He opened ALL his pill bottles to refill his organizer, then knocked the bottles over, egad man.

Of course, he called Mama T-B., last thing senior she needed man.

He also couldn't operate his super-simple blood-pressure machine,  man.

 

Mama T-B. went down to try to remediate the situation, sympathy for senior she man.

After her nearly hourlong complaint-call to us, we conclude that we shall buy him a Many'th (2+2+1th) -- si man, Many'th (2+2+1th) -- BP unit,  man.

 

We have itineraried Many GSs and an ES for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Unlike Friday, these will be very proximal, contiguous neighborhoods man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. might show up for them purely to utilize the A/C in the ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, wager we man.

Edited October 15, 2022 by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,562]

On 10/13/2022 at 1:39 PM, TBoneTX said:

Half-Thrilling Thursday report

Yes, I've noticed that some of your recent posts, especially when you are not including your interaction with your wonderful and sad to be ex, are just half-thrilling.

 

😉

 

 

Edited October 15, 2022 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,291]

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

to be ex

Ex-she man is already ex-she man, si re ex-she man man.

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

some of your recent posts

Upvotes of the good ones will help to indicate the comparative quality, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Unlike Friday's, today's GS/ES itinerary was within a barely Many-mile radius, convenient man.

We visited Many (mostly subdivision) GSs and one ES, visit we man.

One GS and the ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- Many-shelf ([2+1]-shelf) wire storage rack = $Many ($2x2x2), deal man

  -- unworn flip-flops, unworn deck shoes = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1)

[Neonred 3,562]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Ex-she man is already ex-she man, si re ex-she man man.

Upvotes of the good ones will help to indicate the comparative quality, si man.

just saying it's sad...