Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu has been, and is currently, tossing feather-roller violently in our presence, nonsubtle miu man.

 

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup + remaining Caesar croutons*, ingest we man.

     *serendipitously discovered in pantry, expired >1 year but firmly sealed, indistinguishable from new man

 

Din-din was tuna glop**, ingest we man.

     **nuked rice, toucans tuna, onecan peas

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. actually returned Mini-B. in timely fashion AND with next week's homework all done***, world is ending man.

     ***after Wednesday night's panicked rush and our lecture thereon, grrr man

Mini-B. positive and ebullient, good day of accomplishment for wee man man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Absent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT Asia!

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THE POLISH SAUSAGE

 

A man walked up to an employee and said, "Yeah, I would like uhhh... hmm.... the Polish sausage, oj tak."

 

The employee chuckled and said, "Polish sausage?  You must be Polish, si man."

 

The man got angry and yelled, "Hey!  Just because I ordered a Polish sausage doesn't make me Polish, oj nie!  If I order French fries, does that make me French?  If I order Swedish meatballs, does that make me Swedish?  If I order a Cuban sandwich, does that make me Cuban?  Give me one good reason why you have the right to think I'm Polish just because I ordered a Polish sausage, because I'm not Polish, oj nie!"

 

The employee said, "Sir, this is a hardware store, si and sigh man."

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Last night before bed, we played with miu twice, eager miu man.

As we turned out our light, miu comes in miuing and drops feather-roller, persistent miu man.

We play again with miu, delayed zzz for we man.

This morning, miu had deposited Many (2+1) feather-rollers on our floor, ultra-focused miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried 2 ESs and a GS, attended just one of each man.

Both large, but no take, not-in-a-buying-mood we man.

Total = $0

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Lunch was a Subway*, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Din-din was air-fried Costco burgers, angus not sirloin ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was the last Many (2+1) episodes of The Mandalorian, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Season Many (2+1) is apparently in line for February next year, anticipate Two Guys man.

 

Two Guys stuff planned for Saturday, we man + wee man man.

Edited September 11, 2022 by TBoneTX
popcorn census omitted

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling "Two Guys" Saturday report, see man:

 

Got breakfast from Burger King* and ate it at the casa, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man.

From there, to a worthless GS, oh well man.

 

From there, to a Polish Harvest Festival, first time for either of us, oj tak.

Drove Many miles to get there, road trip man.

Admission was free, glorious man.

Food/drink were for various tickets, purchase at entrance man.

Each ticket was $Many-&-a-half, $(2+1) + half a buck man.

Saw some traditional Polish dancing by adults, kids, and Manyagers, oj tak.

Mini-B. had a Sno-Cone, 1 ticket man.

We had 2 Polish sausages, Many (2+1) tickets man.

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2 + 2+2+2 + half a buck), rather reasonable man.

The announced and observed official attendance was "Many," P-Math man.

The glaring absence was Asia and her accompanying Polish Commie-babes, oj tak.

Bad absent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

 

Back to casa, sweaty Two Guys man.

To make a shower worth it, we mowed the entire lawn, midafternoon heat man.

We consumed Many (2+2) sweatbands, perspirational we man.

Afterward, took a nap, zzz we man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was a medium 'roni 'za, ingest most wee man.

Din-din for us was a "chicken parmesan" sub from the same 'za place, ingest we man.

 

Offered to have a "game night" with Mini-B., eager wee man.

We had board games in mind, Scrabble & Aggravation man.

Mini-B. had computer games in mind, technologically advanced wee man.

We refused to download Roblox to our computer, sticky wicket man.

Played instead on Mini-B.'s computer, lost every game we man.

 

Finished Mini-B.'s weekly book, perfect nightly apportionment man.

Exhausted wee man now zzz-ing soundly, good Two Guys day for we and wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. visited Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man.

Lunch was Mini-B.'s leftover 'za + onecan of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Din-din for Mini-B. was S+Ms, traditional Sunday ingestation for we man.

Din-din for us was onecan of Costco chunk chicken + 2 hot-dog buns, ingest we man.

All-day raucous party with the rubias, obviously man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. told us last night that she was feeling poorly, sore throat runny nose man.

Today, she awoke us with a text to say that she has body-aches and headache, more symptoms man.  It is not the coronaveerus*, no man.

 

*Spanish pronunciation of "coronavirus"

 

While groggily lying in bed after being so rudely awakened, we composed this haiku in our head, see man:

 

Not porcina** flu,

But allergies to Rojos,

Made Cariño*** sick.

 

Good, good, si man!   

 

** Spanish word for the swine flu

***nickname for then-Mrs.-T-B. (approx. transl. = "sweetness")

Edited September 14, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Another haiku, see man:

 

"Really feel like poop!

Ex has all medicines, but

Must call the Rojo."

 

We shall retrieve Mini-B. from skool and get an early start on Two Guys evening, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

More composed-in-forebrain haikus recently sent to ex-Mrs.-T-B., see man:

 

Upon ex-she man's feeling better today, see man:

   Cariño is cured

   Thanks to excellent haikus

   From ex-esposo*.

 

*husband, Spanish man

 

A gentle dig after ex-she said that the Rojo fears that we are trying to get ex-her man back, see man:

   How many haikus

   Did the Rojo write when just

   Waking up, huh man?

 

A health warning, see man:

   Cariño, better

   Not overdo things today,

   Or you will relapse.

 

Upon receiving no reaction to our outstanding haikus, see man:

   Someone seems to be

   Ignoring our cleverly

   Composed haikus, si.

 

When ex-she man called us loco (crazy), we responded with, see man:

   Finally, we get

   Credit from Cariño for

   All our haikus, si!

 

When ex-she man reminded us that ex-she man, the Rojo, the Rojo's daughters, Mini-B., & Cousin Mini-B. were going on a weekend trip, see man:

   Make sure that our son

   Does homework for all classes

   Before Friday's trip.

 

And, as a tag-on to play with ex-her man's mind, see man:

   A wish, Cariño:

   Regards and sympathies to

   Your current Rojo.

 

Good, good, si and  man!

 

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Friday GS report, see man:

 

We attended one ES, one GS, and two MSs (moving-sales), attend we man.

All were duds, oh well man.

 

On Saturday, we shall attend citywide GS event in FST*, oh boy man.

    *favorite small town

[TBoneTX 45,910]

On 9/15/2022 at 6:48 PM, TBoneTX said:

ex-she man, the Rojo, the Rojo's daughters, Mini-B., & Cousin Mini-B. were going on a weekend trip

We have sent ex-Mrs.-T-B. the following two haikus, not responded to yet, si and no man:

 

   Enjoy your trip, si.

   And regards and sympathies

   To the Rojo, si.

 

and, see man:

 

   Please don't go aysheep.

   Our haikus are not boosheep*.

   Always remember!!!

 

*the intestinal excrement of bulls, Ecu pronunciation man

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Saturday GS report, see man:

 

Stopped at a community GS on our way to the citywide GS in our FST, smorgasbord man.

The take, see man:

  -- Many (2+1) new-with-tag pants for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), steal man

  -- shirt for Mini-B. = $2, OK man

  -- 2 books for Mini-B. = $1 + half a buck, steal man

  -- book for Mini-B. = half a buck, deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man:

 

Lunch was at excellent Mexican restaurant in FST, too tired to drive to usual place we man.

 

Came home needing shower, so naturally mowed full lawn before shower, kill two birds we man.

Consumed Many (2+1) very thick sweatbands, perspirational we man.

Texted ex-Mrs.-T-B. that it killed us and the Rojo can now relax, hee hee man.

Sat under ceiling-fan on high for half an hour, recover we man.

Showered and napped, Clean for Gene and zzz we man.

 

Ran errand for Mama T-B., heavy groceries for senior she man.

Got mildly lectured on various subjects, what else to expect man.

We shall represent family tomorrow at funeral of our first cousin once-removed, represent we man.

 

Din-din was a Subway bought WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Miu sound asleep all day, zzz miu man.

Miu now WIDE awake, crash bang zoom aysheep miu man.

We must find out what miu just knocked over, good grief man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

More haikus imposed on ex-Mrs.-T-B., see man:

 

   AFV, Sunday:

   Please show up with both the boys

   At Many o'clock.

 

And, see man:

   We are not upset

   That you think our haikus are

   Boosheep.  Not at all!

 

Edited September 18, 2022 by TBoneTX