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[TBoneTX 45,291]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Miu actually appeared at regular time for brushing & play, about time man.

 

Lunch was a giant, thin-crust pepperoni 'za from nearby, ingest half we man.

Din-din was half-of-half of the rest, ingest half-of-half we man.

The rest will be for breakfast, get box curbsided for garbage man.

 

In momentous news, we decluttered and cleaned our kitchen countertop, mirabile dictu et visu man!   

Miu not sure what to make of it, jump up and inspect thoroughly man.

A full bag of stuff came from countertop to upstairs, that much out of place man.

We are proud of our domestic skills, pat self on back we man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling (& different) Tuesday report, see differently man:

 

Breakfast was the residual half-of-half-of-half leftover 'roni 'za, ingest we man.

 

Spent all morn until 2p further up-cleaning our kitchen counter and off-cleaning the breakfast table, domestic we man.

Fortunately, the recycling & trash trucks showed up far later than usual, serendipity man.

We got everything possible into both, long before collection, efficient we man.

We were quite self-pleased with how stuff eventuated, pleased we man.

 

Lunch (at 2:30p) was a bowl of Aldi raisin bran, ingest we man.

This was followed by a siesta, zzz we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. came over in the evening to get some stuff, amenable we man.

We told them in advance to expect a surprise, suspenseful we man.

They were both amazed at the up-cleaned areas, satisfied we man.

 

However, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked, "What about the floor?" ask ex-she man.

(Floor was covered with dust, miu-hair, smashed popcorn, et al., disgusting man.)

We admitted that we couldn't bend down to manipulate a dustpan, admit unbending we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then said, "Give me a pack of those Chinet plates, and I'll sweep it," say ex-she man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. very efficiently swept the downstairs, much practice ex-she man.

We actively prevented any miu-toys from meeting their doom, much practice we man.

The downstairs now looks great, whoopee man.

We surrendered the Chinet plates and said that Big Lots had more, surrender we man.

Later, we got an e-mailed Big Lots receipt, including Chinet plates, advice taken by ex-she man.

 

Din-din was Many (2+1) PB* & J** sandwiches, ingest we man.

      *crunchy only, mandatory man

     **cherry, homemade in Kalona, Iowa, by Amish people***, pretty good man

    ***all of whom are named Miller or Yoder, inevitably man

 

It was a good day, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Miu appeared at proper time for brushing/play, timely miu man.

 

Went to Costco shortly before noon, si man.

Lunch was a hot dog + drink, what a deal man.

Surprisingly, store wasn't overrun, enabling us to look at stuff man.

Got 2 boxes of popcorn, Major Food Group man.

Also got Many (2+2) different-from-usual din-dins for Two Guys next week, variety man.

Somehow escaped for well under $Many00, unusual man.

 

Two Guys night, Wednesday man.

Din-din was Subway*, request of wee man man.

     *with use of BOGO coupon, financially savvy we man

Read funny Baba-Mail items, pretty good man.

Watched a couple of Mini-B.'s YouTube favorites, Two Guys man.

Saw the guys with the 2 capybaras (Gort & Quandell Dingle) & Big Ounce the prairie dog, always good man.

 

Mini-B. admitted having math homework, amazing confession by wee man man.

Accordingly, returned him a bit early to Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s stern supervision, goal achieved man.

(The project was eased by our advice that all answers were either 1, 2, or Many, P-math man.)

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu timed demands for brushing/play perfectly again, maybe back to mutual schedule man.

 

Forecast was for monsooning today through Saturday, how dry we finally aren't man.

We therefore ran errands today, early man.

Added several that we'd been putting off, no time like the dry present man.

 

Went to Aldi, two days early man.

Mini-B.'s corn dogs are now $Many ($[2+2] - half-of-half a buck) -- yes, $Many ($[2+2] - half-of-half a buck) -- outrageous man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Costco chunk chicken + 2 slices of wheat bread*, ingest we man.

Din-din was toucans of chicken-noodle soup + Many (2+1) slices of wheat bread*, ingest we man.

     *we had bought the wrong kind last time and Mini-B. had refused to eat it, no ingest wee man so ingest we man

 

Around Many p.m., we awoke from our nap, end-zzz we man.

We sprinkled grass seed on a bare lawn patch, green we man.

Exactly Many (2+2) minutes later, the skies opened, monsoon for 2+ hours man.

We hope that the seed didn't get warshed** away, hope we man.

     **Texas spelling and pronunciation, get it right man

More monsooning forecast for Friday, may hose tentative GS/ES plans man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

The South American tree-frogs* are yodeling, typical after monsoons man.

     *Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had said that they have the exact same in Ecu, small world man

Two sound like they're in the same tree, double your pleasure and fun man.

One is yodeling at approximately twice the rate of the other, must be hyper on caffeine man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The South American tree-frogs* are yodeling, typical after monsoons man.

     *Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had said that they have the exact same in Ecu, small world man

If the ones in Texas were different than the ones in Ecu, presumably they would be North American tree frogs. 🤣

[TBoneTX 45,291]

11 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

If the ones in Texas were different than the ones in Ecu, presumably they would be North American tree frogs.

Racism and bigotry against tree-frogs, si DA man!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Special Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended 2 ESs amidst a steady rain, si and  and see the take man:

  -- 2 non-slip oven mitts, large warshcloth = free, Heaven is Kind man

  -- Many-step ([2+1]-step) folding stepstool = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1), discounted steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1)

 

Many (2+1) GSs and 2 ESs are itineraried for Saturday, tight local radius man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Miu again appeared for brushing/play at the appropriate time, return to apparent routine man.

 

Miu rousted us from bed because breakfast was late, disgusting soft miu glop man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (after ES-ing, at half-past 1 p.m.) was Many (2+2) plates at a Chinese buffet, ingest we man.

 

Steady rain for several hours today, need it but not when it hampers ES-ing man.

 

Rain stopped and either sank into ground or steamed off, humid man.

This inspired us to venture into mow-lawning, desperate need therefor man.

Only one standing rainwater pool, by gate to front/back yards man.

 

Not too hot, but humid with zero breeze, predicted perspiration man.

Indeed, we consumed Many (2+2) -- yes, Many (2+2) -- sweatbands, perspire we man.

Lawn could not have waited one more day for this, no man.

We inkle* that it could all need it again by Sunday, major growth man.

     *Inkle, v. - to have an inkling of; to intuit

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We had actually itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs,  we man.

One GS was phantom and the other was a joke, what did we expect man.

 

The take, see man:

  -- half-bottle Paul Mitchell shampoo; can garage-door lubricant; partial bottle vinegar 

        spray = $1, steal man

  -- nukeable refried beans, onecan early June peas = $1 + half a buck, deal man

Total = $2 + half a buck

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Miu demanded TWO rounds of play before our bedtime, insistent miu man.

This morning, miu beyond aysheep, wild rampaging miu man.

 

Mini-B. phoned to say that he, Ex-Mrs.-T-B., & Cousin/Cousinette Mini-B. were driving to lunch at the Rojo's casa (Many miles away), that his iPhone was out of juice, and that there was no iPhone charger in the Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, obviously thrilled wee man.

 

Breakfast/lunch & probably din-din was the "El Ejecutivo" plate at one of our favorite Mexican restaurants, ingest all (2 ground-beef enchiladas, rice, beans, guacamole over lettuce, crunchy taco, cheese puff, full basket of cheaps) we man.

 

Napped wonderfully afterward, zzz we man.

 

Didn't rain at the casa until just a few minutes ago, how dry we aren't man.  Neighbor who just started mowing is out of luck, plan better next time man.   

 

Warshing our/Mini-B.'s fabric winter coats + throw-blankets, months of delay man.

This will serve to declutter the downstairs sofa, method to our madness man.

From previous malexperience, we are using cold water this time, sadder-but-wiser we man.

 

Biding time until wild, uninhibited party with the rubias later, all-nighter man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

We attended 2 ESs, one of which yielded the take man:

  -- 2 Many" x Many" picture frames = $2, steal man

Total = $2

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Thrilling Sunday non-ES report, see man:

 

We set forth on our ES-ing + errand just when it began monsooning, how dry we weren't man.

 

Lunched at family BBQ place, ingest one plate we man.

 

Visited resale place for children's clothing, brought bunch of Mini-B.'s stuff man.

They accepted most, including stuff they'd rejected before, never give up man.

They gave us $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2] +2+1 + half a buck), $i man.

In Many (2+2+1) total visits, we have always left with a profit, whee man.

 

Conquered laundry load + ironing,  man.  Then got a nap, zzz we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had us pick up Mini-B., otherwise occupied ex-she man.

She did NOT get Mini-B.'s hairs cut, looks like a hippie-dude wee man.

Fed Mini-B. din-din but Mini-B. ravenously hungry, never fails man.

 

Din-din (#1 we man, #2 wee man) was Many mini-tacos from Costco, ingest Two Guys man.

Then watched AFV with Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Had light-saber battle with use of 2 curtain-rods, battle Two Guys man.

Miu diving into bags and sliding bathmat all over floor, aysheep miu man.

Should be a great Two Guys week, We're Two Guys man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Ran morning errand for Mama T-B., lecture us for Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) minutes senior she man.

Lunch was Many (2+2) gut-bombs* from Arby's, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + air-fried battered cod from Costco, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Rogue One, Star Wars family man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Wild, uninhibited cavorting with the rubias begins anytime now, party we man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday culinary report, see man:

 

Lunch was Many (2+2+2+1) battered chicken strips from 2 weeks ago, still ingestible man.

We were still hungry thereafter, but not for the whole remaining bag, si and no man.

We therefore nuked Many (2+2+2+1) mini-tacos, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. wanted Burger King for din-din, lobby we man at skool pick-up wee man.

Furthermore, he wanted the "Big King," reportedly 2 for $Many man.

We had no coupon for this but reluctantly agreed, $igh and   man.

Both hungry thereafter, ingest insufficiently Two Guys man.

Never again shall we be influenced to purchase anything without use of coupon, no man.

 

In nonculinary news, the South American tree-frogs are just across our back fence, split-earing man.

If they don't shut up, they will drive us aysheep, no sleep for the aysheep man.