Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B.'s first day of middulskool, up-growing wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted to come along to take fotos, Spanish spelling man.

We expected her to drive the Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to our casa and jump in the T-B.-mobile, logical man.

Instead, she shows up in the Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile WITH Cousinette Mini-B. AND new puppy-doggie, crowd man.

 

We and Mini-B. clambered into back seats of Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, ignominious man.

Skool drop-off line was half a mile long with barely half-of-half an hour till first bell, egad man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. intuited a different drop-off point, at least ex-she is good for something man.

Mini-B. was rather peeved at the lack of organization, hope he didn't inherit it man.

Mini-B. made it into the skool on time, somehow man.

 

We were to perform pick-up, our week with wee man we man.

However, we were stuck far away on an urgent Pre-Owned Toilet Seat mission, serve the customer we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was able to retrieve Mini-B., good day for wee man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad and beef hot dogs*, not Mini-B.'s favorite man.

     *on sale at Aldi at Many% off, major deal man

Mini-B. had been fed something by Ex-Mrs.-T-B., we tell ex-her not to DO this man.

Mini-B. therefore not too hungry, no man.

We, conversely, had had naught to consume all day, no ingest anything we man.

Mini-B. was coaxed to consume one of his two hot dogs, reluctantly ingest wee man.

We ate our two + his other = Many, ingest we man.

So much for healthier food choices, sigh man.

 

Miu is currently racing around the casa, crashing into or knocking down things, like a beefalo man.

We are consuming grapes and "everything" bagels from Aldi, ingest cheaply we man.

[TBoneTX 45,312]

14 hours ago, Rocio0010 said:

no, Mr TBone!
this is bagna cauda

What's bagna cauda?

No yourself, no R ma'am.   

"Though the Bagna Cauda was not initially successful, the document was reissued (with alterations) in 121Many, 121Many, and 122Many, and eventually served as the foundation for the English system of common law.  Later generations of Englishmen would celebrate the Bagna Cauda as a symbol of freedom from oppression, as would the Founding Fathers of the United States of America, who in 1ManyManyMany looked to the charter as a historical precedent for asserting their liberty from the English crown."

[TBoneTX 45,312]

17 hours ago, Neonred said:

That's a new one on me.

Parrots & keys = carrots & peas, Spoonerism man.

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took new puppy to nearby vet, little thing sick/barfing man.

Ex-she-man called us later in tears, tearful ex-she man.

Puppy has parvovirus, apparently quite serious man.

Took puppy back to adoption place to turn it in, tearful ex-she man.

They couldn't guarantee that it would survive or that ex-she would get it back, sigh man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reported all this to us in tears, tearful ex-she man.

Cousinette Mini-B. was reportedly in tears, too, tearful junior she man.

 

We told ex-she man that this was not her fault, si and no man.

We said that baby animals get sick just as baby human beans do, si man.

We said that Mini-B. would probably handle the news better than any of us, si man.

 

However, ex-Mrs.-T-B. visited the vet next door to adoption place, visit ex-she man.

They say that the doggie can be treated as an outpatient, si man.

They must do Many (2+1) treatments for Many (2+1) consecutive days, si man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took doggie home so it wouldn't be alone, and will transport it to vet daily, si man.

We will therefore up-pick Mini-B. from skool tomorrow, too, will do we man.

 

Tonight (Thurs.) was supposed to have been ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s night with Mini-B., si man.

Thing with doggie necessitated rescheduling for Friday, si man.

Doggie's treatment necessitates that we give Mini-B. to ex-she man on Saturday morn, that's OK man.

 

Din-din was air-fried Angus-beef hamburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Uncle T-B. turned Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1) years today, aged senior he man.

We told him that he is merely Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2 -1) years old for the Many'rd time, calculatory we man.

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Poor puppy. I'm really surprised they let her take him home.  Hope he pulls through

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Ex-she man NEVER should have adopted a puppy, and now ex-she man realizes that, sigh man.

However, we too want the little guy to pull through, si man.

[Neonred 3,564]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Ex-she man NEVER should have adopted a puppy, and now ex-she man realizes that, sigh man.

However, we too want the little guy to pull through, si man.

Are you paying the vet bill for her?

That would be so nice of you!

[TBoneTX 45,312]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Are you paying the vet bill for her?

That's what a Rojo is optimally for, done with that man.

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

That would be so nice of you!

 man

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Special Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended two out-of-town ESs today, si man.

The first bore fruit, see the take man:

 

 -- double-pocket insulated grocery carry-bag; half-of-half-a-gallon-sized cooking-pot (new); 

         leather holder for sticky-pads; AM/PM pill-organizer = $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Thrilling non-ES Friday report, see man:

 

Awoke yet again feeling like we'd been hit by a Mack truck, slow to recover from vacation we man.

 

One ES was in FST, favorite small town man.

Lunched at favorite restaurant in FST, ingest we man.

After ES-ing, stopped at Costco for ONE item, stupid and   and  man.

Thus had no chance at a nap before up-picking Mini-B. from skool, exhausted we man.

Left Mini-B. video-gaming while we napped, not soon or long enough man.

 

Din-din was two Hungry Man meatloaf din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Star Wars: The Last Jedi, WAY too long man.

Consumed Many (2+2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest too much Two Guys man.

Got Mini-B. to bed far too late, at least not a skool night man.

 

Report is that puppy is a little better, will probably survive man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. to take it to vet on Sat. for the Many'rd visit, hopefully all man.

 

Miu unbrushed for Many'rd (!!?) eve now, can't coordinate timing we with miu man.

When it finally happens, half of her will come out in the brush, unbrushed miu man.

 

Compact GS/ES itinerary for Saturday, suits us man.

Included is one of our favorite community GSs, oh boy whee man.

We have tried to convince ex-Mrs.-T-B. to go to it, compact area man.

Needs to show Cousinette Mini-B. that Gringos Have Too Much Stuff, shocks all Ecus man.

 

Raining outside, Many'rd consecutive night man.

Of COURSE it away-warshes the goodies from the mosquito truck, just passed by man.   

 

[Neonred 3,564]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling non-ES Friday report, see man:

Of COURSE it away-warshes the goodies from the mosquito truck, just passed by man.   

 

They still do that by truck there?

 

Years ago here they used DC-3's early in the morning flying at treetop level spewing diesel smoke and insecticide mix.  Always sounded like an invasion.  One morning I was on the roof doing a repair and one flew by at very close range.  Pilot waved to me as he went buy.

 

Now they do it even earlier with helicopters.  Silent.

 

 

Edited August 13, 2022 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Helicopters here aren't silent, no man.

 

Mowed front lawn today, heat of day man.

An hour later, it monsooned, everything timing is man.

Mosquitoes to come again soon, don't bite us man.

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Had very small-radius itinerary, nice for a change man.

One ES and one GS yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- Many (2+2) books for Mini-B. = half a buck, steal man

 -- roll of wide masking-tape, 2 VOMany (VO[2+2+1]) conditioners, book of Texas Aggie jokes, 

       box of manila business envelopes = $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+1] + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Got carry-out Burger King breakfast*, ingest Two Guys man.

    *WUOC, financially savvy we man

Mowed lawn as stated, q.v. above man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child, highly necessary zzz man.

 

Din-din was the rest of the bagged salad + air-fried battered chicken fingers with honey-mustard sauce, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, last of the series man.

Started earlier so finished in timely fashion, another LONG movie man.

Consumed Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest Two Guys man.

Week's total equals all-time high of Many (2x2x2x2 +2), mark of pride man.

 

Will take Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B. on Sunday, ecstatic senior she man.

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she man.

Usual Sunday chores, egad man.

Lunch was the remaining 2 angus-beef hot dogs, not crazy about them either man.

Din-din for Mini-B. was S+Ms, ingest happily we man.

Din-din for us was 2 dying bananas, sliced up with maple syrup atop, ingest we man.

Handed off Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B., always sad man.

Prepping for full and energetic week of Pre-Owned Toilet Seat sales, buy yours today man.