Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with as-yet-unallocated upvote inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Well I found out what made me sick last week. 

Yesterday, we stop at my cousin's restaurant for take out....

His wife asked, "Hey did you guys get sick from the Chinese New Year dish last week?" 

 

^%#$@#......

[Neonred 3,560]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Well I found out what made me sick last week. 

Yesterday, we stop at my cousin's restaurant for take out....

His wife asked, "Hey did you guys get sick from the Chinese New Year dish last week?" 

 

^%#$@#......

Guess you weren't the only one!

[TBoneTX 45,222]

They didn't cook the rats thoroughly, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

The first GS was a dud, but the other GS and the Many (2+1) ESs paid off, see the take man:

  -- package of assorted tools (screwdriver, tape measure, et al.) = $1, steal man

  -- 2 butter spatulas; 1 pancake spatula = $1, steal man

  -- joke book; can Progresso soup; jar creamy peanut butter; package oatmeal; 

         Many (2+2+2) screwdrivers = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1), deal man

  -- 2 full spray-cleaners; 2 full Suave Professionals 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner; sweatpants

         = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. with Ex-Mrs.-T-B. at decent morning hour, we drop wee with she man.

Embarked on GS/ES itinerary, q.v. above post man.

Itinerary took us to 2 of our favorite small towns, bonus man.

Went to favorite supermarket in one, shop we man.

Lunched and bought fresh-baked apple pie at favorite restaurant in the other, ingest we man.

Procured Many (2+2+1) small-town/county newspapers, read we man.

Retrieved Mini-B. and took wonderful nap, zzz we man.

 

Constructed February's Home Despot project with Mini-B., enjoy we and wee man.

Din-din for Two Guys = chicken tenders + peas, ingest we and wee man.

Ingested half of apple pie for dessert, ingest we and wee man.

Mini-B. fell asleep almost immediately, zzz wee man.

He is currently muttering aloud in Spanish, talk-sleeping wee man.

Overall, a great day, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. visited Mama T-B., delighted senior she and schlep we wee man.

Took semisuccessful siesta, partially zzz we man.

Watched AFV with Mini-B., tradition for Two Guys man.

Inspected Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s fancy new SUV, partially funded by us grrrrr man.

Turned Mini-B. over to Ex-Mrs.-T-B., surrender we wee man to she man.

 

Noticed palpitations and feelings that head would explode, notice we man.

Bought blood-pressure machine with use of coupon, thrifty we man.

Reading of Many/Many sent us to urgent-care clinic, hightail it we man.

BP still Many/Many there, but doc not that worried, no worry she too much about we man.

BP still Many/Many, try Heap Strong Medicine before bed man.

Message in to regular doc, write we she man.

Don't know what this is all about, no man.

 

Many (2+1) laundry loads conquered, Thread Laundress report we man.

Lunches for first Many/Many'ths of week made, pre-lunch we man.

Warsher dished and to be de-dished, domestic we man.

Hopefully we up-wake OK, hope we man.

 

[Neonred 3,560]

On 2/28/2021 at 12:44 AM, TBoneTX said:

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

The first GS was a dud, but the other GS and the Many (2+1) ESs paid off, see the take man:

  -- package of assorted tools (screwdriver, tape measure, et al.) = $1, steal man

  -- 2 butter spatulas; 1 pancake spatula = $1, steal man

  -- joke book; can Progresso soup; jar creamy peanut butter; package oatmeal; 

         Many (2+2+2) screwdrivers = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1), deal man

  -- 2 full spray-cleaners; 2 full Suave Professionals 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner; sweatpants

         = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2+2)

You need a joke book?  😆

[NikLR 13,227]

58 minutes ago, Neonred said:

You need a joke book?  😆

Have you read his jokes? 

Occasionally he gives us something giggle worthy. They aren’t all terrible.  Just majority.  

[TBoneTX 45,222]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

You need a joke book?  😆

No joke, no man.

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

he gives us something giggle worthy

Prescient tasteful perceptive Niki-B. ma'am!  Prescient, PRESCIENT tasteful TASTEFUL perceptive PERCEPTIVE Niki-B. ma'am!

[Neonred 3,560]

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

Have you read his jokes? 

 They aren’t all terrible.  Just majority.  

Yes, I have read his jokes.  All 4 or 5 of them that he keeps using over and over.

 

 

Perhaps that joke book WILL help.

Edited March 1, 2021 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,222]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

that joke book WILL help

Surely you will agree, see man:

 

Q, man:  How do you stop a charging elephant, huh man?

A, man:  Take away his credit card*, that's how man.

 

     * but not until he has ordered himself a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, buy yours today man

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Guess everybody is still rolling on the floor at that last one, hee hee hee man.

[SAT 9,609]

Man it's freezin' here...

[TBoneTX 45,222]

11 hours ago, SAT said:

Man it's freezin' here...

A/C on here, Chamber of Commerce weather man.

Texas weather Many, Nueva York weather sucky man.