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[TBoneTX 45,291]

33 minutes ago, Rocio0010 said:

Chinese and Venezuelans

Everywhere, si man.  Are the Venezolanos resented, or accepted, huh man?

Edited July 2, 2022 by TBoneTX

[Rocio0010 5,579]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Everywhere, si man.  Are the Venezolanos resented, or accepted, huh man?

Very well accepted 

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Ex-Mrs.-T-B. uses her non-Mini-B. weeks to hang out with the Rojo, opportunistic ex-she man.

We regularly tell her to extend our "Regards And Sympathies To The Rojo," si man.

The first letters of this phrase are RASTTR, see man.

We pronounce this "razz-tater," hee hee man.

We therefore save time and voice by simply saying "Razz-tater," ingenious we man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Just now, Rocio0010 said:

Very well accepted 

Huh, huh man.  In Ecu, not universally, no man.

 

In fact, awhile back (and maybe even now), Venezolanos without papers were being denied entry at the Ecu border, bye man.

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Road signs around the hills near Quito say, "minimizar sus velocidades," si man.

We observe that they could very well read "minimzar sus Venezolanos," hee hee man.

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8 hours ago, laylalex said:

She was Many last time I saw her and she's turning Many a couple of days after they arrive

So, in accordance with P-Math, what's the difference, huh LL ma'am?

(Of course, "Many" could mean merely Many or as many as Many years, flexibility man...)

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We just updated our fast-food coupons, financially savvy we man.

Burger King, Subway, Wendy's (a boon), and Jack In The Box, whee man.  

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15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

So, in accordance with P-Math, what's the difference, huh LL ma'am?

(Of course, "Many" could mean merely Many or as many as Many years, flexibility man...)

The difference is "enough" -- as enough that I have to remember she's a big girl now, and very much not the small one who claimed to have seen a ghost-badger in her bedroom, necessitating her having to sleep in our bed. I eventually ended up sleeping in her room because I couldn't deal with that many people in one bed and I promise you I didn't see a single badger, ghost or otherwise! 

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39 minutes ago, laylalex said:

I didn't see a single badger, ghost or otherwise! 

Past time for your eye exam, si LL ma'am!   

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

For some reason, only two ESs and one GS were itinerarriable this weekend, oh well man.

 

We attended only one ES, keep streak alive man.

The take, see man:

  -- toucans chicken noodle soup, twobags microwave rice = $2, steal man

Total = $2

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Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Took Mini-B. & Cousin M-B. on a mystery lunch trip, where are we man.

Mini-B. guessed it when he saw the "Welcome to FST (Favorite Small Town)" sign, got it wee man.

Took them to FST restaurant with the good meals & pies, long time since previous man.

 

Wee men each had huge hamburger platter, ingest wee men.

We had the Norwegian salmon, overcooked but ingest we man.

FST restaurant finally offered cherry pie, special for July Many'th (2+2th) man.

All Many of us each had a slice, little slice of Heaven man.

We then ordered one to take back to casa, irresistible man.

Bill + tip quite high, but well worth it, enjoy Many (2+1) Guys man.

 

Went to small supermarket in FST, mandatory destination man.

Found soft giant seeded hamburger buns for next week's lunches, bingo man.

 

Cousin M-B. had a Target gift card to use, why don't people simply give ca$h man.

Managed to find shoes + 2 shirts at a Super Target, discerning senior wee man man.

Then returned casa-ward, drop off senior wee man we man.

Left Mini-B. at casa and went ES-ing, out & back in <half an hour man.

 

Mini-B. sleepy but wouldn't nap, somewhat cranky wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. agreed to take him for 2 hours, change of scenery man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. then, dutiful we man.

Took Mini-B. on a Mission, shop for Mama T-B. to bring on Sunday man.

Showed Mini-B. how to find freshest stuff at cheapest price, no yelling by senior she man.

Showed Mini-B. how to look for exact matches for coupons, no yelling by senior she man.

Mini-B. & we quite pleased with this mutual effort, successful Two Guys man.

 

At casa, din-din was 2 hot dogs apiece, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Replaced light bulb in long-unused guest-bathroom fixture, Two Guys project man.

Replaced batteries in 2 Harbor Freight flashlights, what a difference man.

Prepped Mini-B. for bed and finished weekly book, great planning yet again man.

Mini-B. sound asleep, exhausted wee man.

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Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Miu didn't appear for nightly brushing/play, absent miu man.

Miu awoke us at half-of-half till Many (2+2+2) a.m. -- yes, half-of-half till Many (2+2+2) a.m. -- with mius of need and distress, must awaken for those man.

Miu had brought favorite feather-roller upstairs and wanted to PLAY, go back to sleep miu man!

We threw it once down the hall and then all the way downstairs, apparently satisfy miu we man.

 

Dropped Mini-B. at Mama T-B.'s, elated senior she man.

Brought her the requested groceries, stored overnight in our fridge man.

Mama T-B. squawked about one item on receipt, "why did you spend so much" man.

We explained that it made no sense to spend $Many in gas to go to the dollar store to save <$1, logic escape senior she man.

Mama T-B. elated that Mini-B. participated so actively in the shopping, good point to shut up senior she man man.

Gave Mama -B. half-of-half the cherry pie from FST restaurant, partially pleased senior she man.

"How much did that pie cost, huh man?" demanded senior she man.

Mama T-B. went aysheep at the answer, that's what homemade pies ARE now man.  

 

Lunch was the nearly deteriorated remainder of the week's bagged salad, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was S+Ms for Mini-B., ingest wee man.

Din-din was 2 degraded bananas, sliced & drenched in maple syrup, ingest we man.

Dessert was the remaining half of the FST cherry pie, ingest Two Guys man.

 

The remaining half-of-half of the cherry pie was donated to Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Cousin Mini-B., charitable we man.

To our astonishment, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. actually shared it with Cousin Mini-B., above-the-fold newspaper story man.

 

Returned Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and loudly recited our "We're Two Guys" mantra, recite Two Guys man.

 

Multiple idiots now setting off fireworks in neighborhood despite county burn-ban and illegality within city limits,  and  man.

 

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Forgot to mention that, during the rerun of AFV, we & Mini-B. consumed Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest Two Guys man.

 

That tallies to Many (Mon.) + Many (Thurs.) + Many (Fri.) + Many (Sun.) = Many (2x2x2x2 +2), all-time and probably unsurpassable weekly record man.   

 

By the way, Happy July Many'th (2+2th) to all*, si man.

   *except in Poland**, where it's St. Patrick's Day again, oj tak

  **Absent silent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT silent SILENT Asia!

Edited July 4, 2022 by TBoneTX

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Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

FLASH:  Mere hours remain to procure your patriotically adorned Pre-Owned Toilet Seat for July Many'th (St. Patrick's Day in Poland), si man.  Order yours today, whee man!

 

Left casa twice, venturous we man.

Once to procure a jumbo thin-crust 'roni 'za, lunch & din-din ingest we man.

Once to Home Despot to procure some air filters for downstairs vent, replacement way overdue man.

Lightest traffic that we've ever seen in Home Despot, plenty of employees available man.

 

We had to stand on a chair to replace the filter, ceiling job man.

We are exceptionally dizzy & dazed now, 2 hours later man.

This is consistent with when we hurt our back, think we man.

However, there's no back pain beyond the usual, hope that's all it was man.

 

We shall stay in and try to find fireworks on TV, too hot outside man.

Miu slept through neighborhood fireworks last night, unperturbed miu man.

 

Miu keeps trying to get into our 'za box, one slice left man.

 

Wild uninhibited party with the rubias to begin anytime now, activate the SWAT team man.

Edited July 5, 2022 by TBoneTX

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

On 7/1/2022 at 7:38 PM, Rocio0010 said:

We call them “paraguas”, which in Spanish means “umbrella”

Not "two waters?" 🤣