Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,572]

19 hours ago, Asia said:

Dunno what bread products you buy, but mine don't get ruined or soggy 

Uppity superior snobbish Asia!  Uppity, UPPITY superior SUPERIOR snobbish SNOBBISH Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm not sure what would happen if it went out during cooking. 

Then just quit cooking and use the microwave or eat out of cans, easy Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Scintillating repartee Wednesday, yawn man.

We went out, bummer man.

Need referrals of PC-Bs or rubias, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

So, I use a few brokerages to trade stocks. 

1 of them is JP Morgan Chase (Big name right?) 

Well, they suck. Bunch of amateurs don't even know how to do a simple estate stock transfer. 

I called them for help, and I had to walk the guy through it. 

I told HIM what forms he needs.

Do not recommend...

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Bunch of amateurs

Included in this group are those that forget to aggressively recommend investment in pre-owned toilet seats, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Took major nap, successful zzz we man.

We have been utterly exhausted ever since last week's powerless freeze, curious we man.

 

Ran Many errands that we thought would take Many minutes, estimate we man.

Instead, they took Many minutes, either good or bad or very good or very bad man.

 

Mini-B. sampled our bowl of Aldi chili at lunchtime, taste-test wee man.

He requested it for his own din-din, accommodate wee man we man.

He loves it, add to armamentarium of what we can feed wee man we man.

[Neonred 3,576]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mini-B. sampled our bowl of Aldi chili at lunchtime, taste-test wee man.

He requested it for his own din-din, accommodate wee man we man.

He loves it, add to armamentarium of what we can feed wee man we man.

Let us know if the wee man has GI upset, si-man.  

Don't forget the details.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

We had alerted Mini-B. to the possibility of GI upset, spicy beans & systemic unfamiliarity man.

Several queries and observational evidence indicated no issues, relief man.

He will luxuriate on our casa's premier pre-owned toilet seat* another time, si man.

       *buy yours today, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Does farting outdoors contribute more to global warming than does farting indoors, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Thursday report Part II, see man:

 

Dished the warsher after din-din and de-dished it just now, see next thrilling post man.

 

Invited Mini-B. to Home Despot to return some unneeded ceiling registers, gleeful wee man.

Mini-B. agreed that this was a Guy Adventure and that No Girls Were Allowed, chip off old block man.

 

Home Despot didn't have the replacement that we needed, only one they were out of man.

Went to Lowes Home Reprovement to find it, continued Guy Adventure man.

We had Mini-B. try to find the appropriate one (Many" x Many"), search wee man.

Mini-B. pointed to a bigger one and said, "This one's Many x Many, Dad," see man.

We pointed out that P-Math is elegantly flexible but not in this instance, oj tak and oj nie.

We put Mini-B. in charge of carrying selected item to the cashier, entrusted wee man.

We pointed out the item's price, the tax, and the total amount paid, observe wee man.

"What do they do with the tax money, Dad?" Mini-B. asked, curious wee man.

Our response was not fit to repeat here, no man.

 

At the casa, Mini-B. requested a snack, completely in character man.

He delightedly accepted 2 slices of American cheese, easily satisfied wee man.

We then prepped Mini-B. for bed, about that time man.

We finished reading a Jack & Jill children's magazine from March 1ManyMany2, Finnie man.

In bed, we read from a book about dinosaurs, quite fascinating man.

Mini-B. zonked out shortly thereafter, zzz wee man.

He is now talking in his sleep, mostly in Spanish man.

We did make out his use of the term "Super-boost," bilingual wee man.

He is excited at the prospect of corn dogs for breakfast, Major Food Group man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

De-casa-ing Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has eased warsh-dishing, in volume and complexity man.

 

First, we now warsh only bowls and silverware, use disposable plates/cups now man.

(If a plate isn't gross, we knock off the crumbs and reuse it, environmentally responsible we man.)

 

Second, our approach to silverware is healthier than our ex-distaff half's, si man.

We do not merely look at a (clean) spoon, consider it dirty, and throw it in the sink, no man.

 

Many'rd, we rinse off warshable items immediately after meals, big help man.

We then leave them filled with water in the sink, keep remaining detritus soft man.

Bowls can then go directly into the dishwarsher without scrubbing, ease man.

Before, we would spend literally an hour trying to scrub vulcanized crud off plates, good riddance man.

We are proud of our efficient domestic sensibilities, proficient we man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs for Saturday, hopeful we man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Two Guys just had din-din, ingest we and wee man.

 

The appetizer was canned sliced carrots, bought at an ES some time ago, down the hatch man.

 

The entree was smoked beef brisket burnt ends, got free with Costco certificate recently man.

 

We managed to nuke the latter without setting kitchen on fire, barbecue odor man.

We arranged 2 styrofoam plates for the burnt ends, prep we man.

We poured the barbecue sauce into a community bowl, dip we and wee man.

We sliced up several of the beef pieces, tough exteriors man.

Mini-B. & we ingested heartily, eat it all up we and wee man.

Afterwards, we farted nearly in unison, Guy Prerogative man.

We high-Many'd (high-[2+2+1'd]) and tummy-bumped, Two Guys man.

 

We repeated our mantra, repeat with us man:

"We're TWO GUYS, si man!"

"We eat WHAT we want WHEN we want, si man!"

"We fart WHEREVER we want WHENEVER we want, si man!"

"We leave the (pre-owned) toilet seat* UP, si man!"

       *buy yours today, si man

"And no GIRL can tell us what to do, no man -- not even Mommy, no man!"

 

A successful din-din for Two Guys, si man.

[Neonred 3,576]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Does farting outdoors contribute more to global warming than does farting indoors, huh man?

Yes, as long as the noxious odors stay inside 🤮

[TBoneTX 45,572]

You're no fun, G man, no man.