Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,292]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

My ankle is killing me. Stupid bug bites wont stop. 

They have good taste, si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Thrilling Tuesday mini-report, see man:

 

Miu aysheep and thundering like a beefalo, aysheep miu man.

 

Invited Mini-B. to a supermarket that's shutting down, expedition man.

He was impressed at how bare the shelves were, new sight for wee man man.

We got stuff for Many% off, great deals man.

 

While leaving, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, call we ex-she man.

Papa-Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wasn't feeling good and needed his BP taken, nowhere to do so man.

We had them meet us at the casa, simultaneous arrival man.

Papa-Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s BP was Many/Many, normal man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s BP was Many/Many, higher around ex-husbands man.

Turns out that Papa-Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is homesick, time to leave man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. got him a massage, relax senior ex-he man.

 

Lunch was a Many-inch carryout pizza, requested by Mini-B. and approved by we man.

Finished whole thing, ingest Two Guys man.

Got box into neighbor's trash with collection truck 2 casas away, excellent timing man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was Many (2+2) PBJ sandwiches, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was a banana and several scoops of macaroni salad, ingest we man.

 

Went in back yard to play wiffle-ball, too hot outside man.

Mini-B. fell asleep right away at bedtime, zzz wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report with a Saga, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. got Mini-B. early because we were to chauffeur Uncle T-B. to the doctor, relieve we man of wee man ex-she man.

 

We were prepping to take Uncle T-B. to the doc when Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man.

"The doctor has the coronavirus and wanted all his appointments to be virtual, si man!" quoth senior she man.  "I know that Uncle T-B. can't handle that, no man, so I canceled it, si man.  But now what becomes of Home Health, huh man?  How long does it run, and who authorizes it, huh man?  How will we KNOW, huh man?" quoth aysheep senior she man.

 

We told Mama T-B., "Doan go aysheep, no man," si man.

After Mama T-B. became less aysheep, we offered to grocery-shop for her, aid we senior she man.

She told us to get some items from the dollar store, some from Walmart, and one from a Many'rd store, cheap senior she man.

We told her that we're not wasting a buck in gas to save a Many (2x2x2 +2) on one item, no man.

She was just rattled enough to not object, no man.

We fortunately found all items and at the appropriate store, no objection senior she man.

 

Upon delivery, we were tired and sweaty, exhausted we man.

Mama T-B. then proceeded to instruct us about Uncle T-B.'s Friday doc appointment,  man.

We managed to listen and make our escape, victimized we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of chicken noodle soup and an Everything bagel, ingest we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. at 2 p.m., glad-to-be-re-casa'd wee man.

 

Din-din was breaded chickenburgers, we thought appetizing man.

Mini-B. took two bites and spat out gristle, out-grossed wee man.

We ended up eating Many (2+2) chickenburgers, stuffed we man.

(No gristle to be found, none man.)

We gave Mini-B. the plate from Cousinette T-B.'s Sunday party, mollified wee man.

 

Kicked soccer-ball in back yard, exercise we with wee man.

Mini-B. complained of mosquitoes, for some reason avoided us man.

Mini-B. now sound asleep, zzz wee man.

[Neonred 3,564]

Oh hooray.  Yesterday was the first day of hurricane season, and tomorrow we are expecting our first tropical storm hit.  

 

Looks like it will mostly be a rain event with 7 or 8 inches Friday and Saturday.

 

Thankfully two weeks ago we checked and ran the generators and chainsaws.  Last weekend we were at the house in the Keys and prior to leaving secured everything as we always do this time of year.

 

Bring it on

[TBoneTX 45,292]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

mostly be a rain event

Send some west, drought here man.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Thursday culinary report, see man:

 

Mini-B. had corn dogs for breakfast, Major Food Group man.

We had caffeine for breakfast, never enough man.

 

Lunch was nuked sweet corn + air-fried Aldi cod fillets, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. din-dinned with Ex-Mrs.-T-B., ex-she-man's night so ingest who-knows-what wee man.

 

Our din-din was half a container of salted roasted almonds and Many tablespoonsful of macaroni salad, ingest we man.

[Chancy 6,241]

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Our din-din was half a container of salted roasted almonds and Many tablespoonsful of macaroni salad, ingest we man.

 

Close enough to my dinner last night -- a handful of salted cashew nuts and half a container of potato salad.  It was yummy.

 

I may have gotten used to not eating rice everyday since moving here.  But I still always have rice in our pantry.  Just having it on hand is enough for my mental health 😁

 

Plus, we live in Louisiana.  With gumbo, boudin, Tex-Mex food, rice is still a regular part of our diet.

 

[TBoneTX 45,292]

3 hours ago, Chancy said:

half a container of potato salad

No picnic is official unless there's potato salad, si ma'am.

3 hours ago, Chancy said:

eating rice everyday

If you think that rice is omnipresent in the Far East, visit Ecuador (or dine with Ecus), si ma'am.

That's all that ex-Mrs.-T-B. ever cooked, usually fouling it with cilantro, yuck man.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Arose at o'dark-Many to take Uncle T-B. to his doc appointment, grateful senior he man.

Dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B. during that time, overjoyed senior she man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. and then lunch* at Subway, ingest Two Guys man.

    *procured WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Din-din was air-fried Costco hamburgers, traditional Friday ingestation Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Blackbeard's Ghost, excellent man.

Only Many (2+2+1) Costco popcorns ingested, didn't even make double figures for the week man.

 

On schedule to complete Mini-B.'s Thornton W. Burgess book* this week, longer one than usual man.

     Blacky the Crow, pretty good man

 

Courteously informed SWAT team of raucous party with the rubias after Mini-B. falls asleep, thoughtful we man.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We attended 2 GSs and Many (2+2) ESs, good balance man.

The ESs provided the take, see man:

  -- NIP butcher knife (verrrry sharp) = $1, steal man

  -- suitcase for Ecus*, thick warshcloth, brush = $Many ($2x2x2x2 -2 -1), see below man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 -2)

 

*bought for the Ecus who return on Monday but rejected as "####" by Ex-Mrs.-T-B.**, cranky ex-she man

 

**but she paid us for it anyway with a "here's your money, and throw that thing in the garbage" man

[Ontarkie 14,225]

37 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We attended 2 GSs and Many (2+2) ESs, good balance man.

The ESs provided the take, see man:

  -- NIP butcher knife (verrrry sharp) = $1, steal man

  -- suitcase for Ecus*, thick warshcloth, brush = $Many ($2x2x2x2 -2 -1), see below man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 -2)

 

*bought for the Ecus who return on Monday but rejected as "####" by Ex-Mrs.-T-B.**, cranky ex-she man

 

**but she paid us for it anyway with a "here's your money, and throw that thing in the garbage" man

Wow that is pretty nasty. Glad she gave you the money at least. Should save it for their next visit 😈

 

The air fryer is great. 

Makes some of the best sausages and rotisserie chicken. 

Good for nuggets, wings, hot dogs, fries, all kinds of chicken, cheese sticks and so much more. I'm making myself hungry now lol

I have not tried it myself as it is pretty hard to not want to grill steaks. But I have been told airfryer steaks are amazing. 

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Quoting and responding to LPoP*, si D ma'am!  Reported, si man!!!!!

    *Last Post on Page, by thread rule never to be responded to, si and no man

 

Thrilling Saturday culinary report, see man:

 

Mini-B. at soccer, so we lunched on our own, lunch solo we man.

Lunch was at our favorite Chinese buffet, just 2 plates man.

 

Din-din was air-fried breaded chicken fingers in honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys mostly wee man man.

We were still stuffed from lunch, ingest only a couple we man.

Mini-B. ate all the rest plus a requested second batch of Many (2x2x2), ravenous wee man.

The honey-mustard was too mustardy for Mini-B. and indeed for us, French's man.

Next time, we will revert to Aldi's house brand, much more honey-y man.

 

We still feel stuffed but will probably ingest either an Aldi chocolate-almond bar or too much of a container of salted roasted almonds, pre-ingest we man.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

47 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

that is pretty nasty.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is still peeved at us for something the other day, tried to take liberties with Mini-B.'s schedule and we wouldn't stand for it man.

48 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

she gave you the money at least

This was indeed surprising, si man.

49 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Should save it for their next visit

We have a partial feeling that ex-she man will ask us for it yet THIS visit, inkling we man.

But we shall save it for next visit, or for a GS if we ever get around to holding one, either man.

50 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

The air fryer is great. 

Mini-B. hasn't complained about the quality of anything since we began using it, no man.

We don't use it for hot dogs, quicker to nuke man.

51 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I have not tried it myself

You mean that you make Hillbilly cook, huh D ma'am?

Exactly what is it that you DO domestically around your casa, huh huh huh D ma'am?

(It sure isn't birthing babies, twins, manylets, manyruplets, or manytuplets, no man.)

Indolent lazy shirk-dutying Ontarklar!  Indolent, INDOLENT lazy LAZY shirk-dutying SHIRK-DUTYING Ontarklar!

[Ontarkie 14,225]

4 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is still peeved at us for something the other day, tried to take liberties with Mini-B.'s schedule and we wouldn't stand for it man.

This was indeed surprising, si man.

We have a partial feeling that ex-she man will ask us for it yet THIS visit, inkling we man.

But we shall save it for next visit, or for a GS if we ever get around to holding one, either man.

Mini-B. hasn't complained about the quality of anything since we began using it, no man.

We don't use it for hot dogs, quicker to nuke man.

You mean that you make Hillbilly cook, huh D ma'am?

Exactly what is it that you DO domestically around your casa, huh huh huh D ma'am?

(It sure isn't birthing babies, twins, manylets, manyruplets, or manytuplets, no man.)

Indolent lazy shirk-dutying Ontarklar!  Indolent, INDOLENT lazy LAZY shirk-dutying SHIRK-DUTYING Ontarklar!

1. Good for you 

2. I bet it was 

3. Probably once she calms down 

4. Very smart 

5. I was amazed how good things come out of it. I have two now lol 

6. Yes nuking is faster but not as good as airfryer. I only use it for hot dogs if I'm doing a few other things too.

7. Everything else and cleaning up after him  

8. Well the Hillbilly had his chance to for twins and manylets. I think the crew I birthed is enough for now. 

[TBoneTX 45,292]

49 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

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Many.

Many.

Many.

Many.

Many.

Many. I think the crew I birthed is enough for now. 

1.  P-Math corrected, si and see and  D ma'am!

2.  You be fruitful and multiply this minute, young lady!

      Nonreproductive Ontarklar!  Nonreproductive, NONREPRODUCTIVE Ontarklar!