Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Friday mini-report, see man:

 

Only Ontarklar and A ma'am care about our new T-B.-mobile, hmmmph man.

 

Shortly before we came downstairs in the morning, miu hacked a highly liquid hairball, hack miu man.

We stepped fully in it, disgusting man.

We're lucky that we didn't slip & fall, little crumb of happiness man.

Furthermore, only Ontarklar and A ma'am care about our new T-B.-mobile, hmmmph man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) casa-made gut-bombs, ingest we man.

Only Ontarklar and A ma'am care about our new T-B.-mobile, hmmmph man.

 

Mowed full lawn and completely hosed our entire body, both legs numb man.

Only Ontarklar and A ma'am care about our new T-B.-mobile, hmmmph man.

 

Din-din was the Many (2+1) breaded chicken patties remaining from preceding week, ingest we man.

Only Ontarklar and A ma'am care about our new T-B.-mobile, hmmmph man.

 

Miu doesn't care about new T-B.-mobile because mius have other priorities, reason we about mius man.

However, among human beans on this site, only Ontarklar and A ma'am care about our new T-B.-mobile, hmmmph man.

Edited April 30, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We went out in the new T-B.-mobile* to more than 2 Manyzen GSs, community GS man.

    *which only Ontarklar & A ma'am have acknowledged, hmmmph man

After lunch, we went to 2 GSs & 2 ESs, double-dip we man.

 

The take, see man:

 -- Many (2+2) dinner-forks, burger spatula = $2, steal man

 -- Many-drawer ([2+1]-drawer) rolling plastic bin = $2, steal man

 -- flannel shirt = $1, steal man

 -- Many (2+2+1) shirts & 1 swim-trunks for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

 -- photo frame = half a buck, deal man

 -- decorative miu fashioned from metal = half a buck, deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Finally pried a grocery list out of Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

Spent $Many at Aldi, record man.

Delivered stuff to Uncle T-B. in new T-B.-mobile that no one but Ontarklar & A ma'am care about, deliver we man.

Will find the remaining unavailable-at-Aldi items somewhere else on Monday, thorough we man.

[Asia 2,498]

On 4/28/2022 at 7:02 AM, TBoneTX said:

New T-B.-mobile was prominently parked and gleaming in the sunlight, Come to Daddy man.

Fotos or it didn't happen! 😆

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,096]

On 4/29/2022 at 9:59 PM, TBoneTX said:

Friday mini-report, see man:

 

Only Ontarklar and A ma'am care about our new T-B.-mobile, hmmmph man.

Don't worry, when other people acquire a new-ish boring, reliable family vehicle, no one will care about theirs, too ...

 

/not that there's anything wrong with this; Dave-mobile is a 2016 Toyota Camry, and when it gets replaced (probably with a RAV4-ish electric vehicle in 2025 or so) said replacement will also be a boring family vehicle, though if PRG has to go to an office once she finds a job, I'll probably pick up an e-bike once she learns to drive. It's San Diego, the weather's almost always fine, but it's a bit too hilly in my part of town to go very far on pure pedal power unless you're in significantly better shape than I am.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

17 hours ago, Asia said:

Fotos or it didn't happen! 😆

Insouciant silent Asia*!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT silent SILENT Asia*!

   *who has still NOT recommended any ucrania rubia to us, oj nie

[TBoneTX 45,893]

9 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

when other people acquire a new-ish boring, reliable family vehicle

When OTHER people acquire one, they aren't as calculatingly cheap and hunt-bargaining as we, no man!   

There are lessons to be learned from a staggeringly successful Business Typhoon* as ourself, si man!

   *in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat (buy yours today) industry, $i man

Edited May 3, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Monday mini-report, see man:

 

Fulfilled the shopping-list of Uncle T-B. in the morning, satisfied senior he man.

 

Lunch was a Subway*, ingest we man.

    *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Din-din was salad & hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie on Movie Night was Shipwrecked (Norwegian version from Many [2x2x2x2x2-1] years ago), not bad man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

For some reason, Many were more than enough, unlike Many or Many on previous Movie Nights, mystery of life man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Tuesday culinary report, see man:

 

Lunch was the leftover FREE Subway from yesterday's buy-one-get-one-FREE coupon, ingest we* man.

    *the financially savvy Business Typhoon

Mini-B. was at Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s (see below, see man), so we din-dinned alone, ingest just we man.

Din-din was onecan of Costco chunk chicken with a slice of Texas toast to sop up the juice, ingest we man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Tuesday mini-report, see man:

 

Neighbor a few casas away had been hospitalized since Sunday, OD'd on beta-blockers man.

We were in constant contact with Mrs. Neighbor, contact she we man.

We kept offering help, offer we to she man.

 

Without asking, we curbsided their (putrid) garbage bins, collection day man.

With asking, we got them BOGO Subway* for late lunch when they came home, generous we man.

    *WUOC, financially savvy we man

We are glad that they are back, normalcy man.

 

Amidst this, we again helped Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

The Walgreens failed to deliver his Many (2+2+1) prescriptions on Monday, fail they man.

We had Walgreens business, so we did it there & retrieved his stuff, retrieve we man.

(They had Many [2+2] of the Many [2+2+1], almost a clean sweep man.)

 

Uncle T-B. then recruited us to call one of his online banks, dormant accounts man.

Together, we un-dormanted his accounts, work together man.

Uncle T-B. never could have heard the requests from the phone agent, rather deaf senior he man.

Mama T-B. was grateful, senior she can't handle senior he man.

 

Ex-Mama-Ex-Mrs.-T-B. arrived today from Ecu, travel senior ex-she man.

Ex-Papa-Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s passport needed renewing, no travel senior ex-he man.

(Senior ex-he man will arrive on Thursday, fast action senior ex-he man.)

Mini-B. & Ex-Mama-Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had a great time, generational interaction man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Wednesday culinary report, see man:

 

Lunch was a leftover slice of quiche pushed on us by Uncle T-B., ingest Real Guy we man.

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + grilled fajita chicken (air-fried), ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. & we then went into back yard and played kickball, Two Guys man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Thursday culinary report, see man:

 

Lunch was Many (2x2x2x2-1) Costco meatballs, ingest we man.

We halved them, so there were really Many (2x2x2x2x2-2) half-meatballs, ingest twice as much we man.

 

Mini-B. at Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s, her night man.

Din-din was a nuked pack of spicy rice + onecan of peas, ingest we man.

 

We are truly proud of our estimable culinary skills, si man.  

[mam521 2,132]

On 4/30/2022 at 7:02 PM, TBoneTX said:

 

 -- Many (2+2) dinner-forks, burger spatula = $2, steal man

 

I was informed yesterday that I have to bring my mom plastic forks when I'm finally able visit next month for the first time in forever.  Apparently Canadia's ban on single use plastics has resulted no availability of plastic forks from the dollar store.  They are needed to stick in the ground, prong side up, to keep the neighborhood cats from leaving behind cr@p presents in the flowerbeds.  

Edited May 6, 2022 by mam521

[TBoneTX 45,893]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

I was informed yesterday that I have to bring my mom plastic forks

Often available at ESs, si mam ma'am.

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

Canadia's ban on single use plastics has resulted no availability of plastic forks from the dollar store.

Reaffirming that Canadia is a Many'rd-World country, huh mam ma'am?  

(This reality used to irritate the dickens out of ex-T-B.-Canadian girlfriend, si and eh man.)

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

They are needed to stick in the ground, prong side up, to keep the neighborhood cats from leaving behind cr@p presents in the flowerbeds.  

Otherwise known as fertilizer, si and  man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Worthwhile Friday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. wanted to walk to skool, independent wee man.

We trailed him in the new T-B.-mobile*, furtive we man.

    *acknowledged only by Ontarklar and A ma'am, hint hint hint man

Mini-B. smoked us out and waved us off irritably, independent wee man.

We detoured in the new T-B.-mobile* and resumed trailing him, furtive we man.

    *acknowledged only by Ontarklar and A ma'am, hint hint hint man

Mini-B. even ran to cross while the crossing-guards were active, timely wee man.

Wee man is growing up, whee and sigh man.  and  

 

We hit Many (2+1) resale shops looking for shirts for Uncle T-B., search we for senior he man.

Nothing but a nice dress-shirt in his size, decided to pass on it man.

Might have to [T-B. shudders & fights off fainting] go to a [gag] retail store, violates every principle of cheapness in our soul man.

 

Lunch was take-casa Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Upon arrival at casa, saw huge box on porch, didn't order anything man.

Sure enough, for neighbor with same casa-number on other street, grrrrRRRRR man.

How does anyone get a USPS job without getting this stuff right, huh and rant man.

Managed to get it into new T-B.-mobile* and drive it to other street, ouch we man.

    *acknowledged only by Ontarklar and A ma'am, hint hint hint man

 

Miu awoke and was highly interested in our Subway, drooling miu man.

 

With just Many (2x2x2 +2+2) minutes before retrieving Mini-B., POTS orders flooded in, $i man.

Managed to fill several small ones for a paltry $Many,000 each, pennies add up man.

Bigger ones had to wait for our return, impatient customers man.

Then filled bigger POTS orders, approx. $Many,000,000,000 each man.

 

Just then, heard funder, precursor to lightning man.

Zero chance of rain had been forecast, yeah right man.

Raced to mow front yard, prep & mow without delay man.

Much funder with ominous clouds, threatening man.

However, no rain, don't know how not man.

Then, a mere Many minutes after we finished, bright sunshine,  man.

 

Mini-B. yelled, "Dad, I'm hungry," insistent wee man.

We yelled back that food doesn't grow on trees, must work for it man.

 

Din-din (eventually) was air-fried Costco hamburgers, see previous Friday reports man.

Then Movie Night, The Many (2+1) Musketeers and not bad man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Should have stopped at Many (2+2+1) bowls, overstuffed Two Guys man.

However, We're Two Guys -- We Eat What We Want When We Want, justification man.

 

Argued with Mama T-B. & caucused with Ex-Mrs.-T-B. about Mother's Day arrangements vis-a-vis Mini-B., popular wee man man.

 

What a day, Fridays typically suck like this man.

However, we have itineraried Many (2+1) GSs and Many (2+2+1) ESs on a compact route for Saturday, at least there's that man.

Edited May 7, 2022 by TBoneTX