Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

Of a highly minimal (is that a term, huh man?) number of ESs scheduled this weekend, the nearest to us was Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2-2) miles away, gag man.

 

We didn't want to go, but our Streak must be kept alive, neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night man.

 

Big old house in the country had much stuff but zero of interest, yawn man.

Total = $0

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

We actually got Many (2x2x2 -1) hours of zzz on Friday night, exhausted we man.

 

We took a boxful of Mini-B.'s clothes to the store that buys them, financially savvy we man.

Remembering last time, we even took stuff that they'd rejected before, calculatedly risky we man.

 

They took Many -- yes, Many -- pieces, jackpot we man.

They offered us $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 +1), delighted we man.

We had found Many (2+1) items to buy for Mini-B., approximately $Many ($2x2x2+2) man.

Our net profit would have been $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2), nice deal man.

 

Store had a promotion:  open a plastic Easter egg to get a potential discount, 0 to Many% man.

Our egg yielded Many% (2+2+1%), that's fine man.

Accordingly, our net profit was $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1), overjoyed we man.

Every time we've visited that store, we have left with items + money, Business Typhoon we man.

 

 Kids' store is right down the road from an Aldi, convenient man.

This Aldi had corn dogs, All Is Right With the World man.

We got $Many of stuff, prices have soared in just 2 weeks man.

 

Lunch was the remaining half-bag of garden salad from nearly 2 weeks ago, still good and ingest we man.

 

After necessary ES goose-chase, returned to casa for a nap, zzz we man.

Then went to Costco, Many (2+2+1) items for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2) man.

 

Din-din was some "egg/bacon muffin-shaped" contraptions from Costco, not bad, quite filling, and ingest we man.

 

Now partying with the rubias, incorrigible we and SWAT team positioned outside man.

 

Break from partying to put away our Many (2+2+2+1) pairs of brown shoes and unbag our Many (2x2x2+1) pairs of black shoes, tired of brown motif we man.

 

Polished & shine-sprayed all the black ones, sorely in need man.

Retired 2 pairs of brown shoes, hurt our feet man.

 

Now to vacuum the upstairs of the casa, rubias can party by themselves man.

Edited April 17, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Rant,  man:

 

See last line of previous post, see man.

We just vacuumed the entire upstairs,  man.

We also vacuumed the stairs themselves,  man.

We also vacuumed a couple of carpets downstairs,  man.

 

Vacuums don't work on bare floors, no and  man.

Vacuums also tend to shoot miu-litter in every direction but the vacuum-bin,  man.

 

Just like the last time, we swear on all that's holy, unholy, agnostic, and atheist that we shall never, EVER again do ANY casa-work of ANY kind, si and no and oj tak and oj nie and swear we man.  

Edited April 17, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, dead silence man.

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Eventful Sunday report, see man:

 

We zzz'd for Many (2x2x2 -1) hours after casa-cleaning, exhausted we man.

Heap Strong Medicine had time to work on our back, no open screaming we man.

Miu deposited a miu-toy by our bed during the night, please wake up and play Daddy man.

 

Fence dividing casa from neighbor's casa is broken and leaning, lean man.

Consulted neighbors today, caucus we with they man.

They're interested in Ecu handyman, replaced ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s fence earlier man.

Ecu handyman came out within 2 hours, inspect he man.

Estimate is $Many, not bad considering lumber prices man.

Neighbors hesitant, we suspect cash-flow issues man.

We will offer full payment with zero-interest payback plan, if necessary man.

 

While here, Ecu handyman agreed to move stuff for us, pending a long time man.

Swapped mattresses in our* & guest** bedroom, what a blessing man.

       *about had it, considerable use man

     **brand-new, lying dormant man

Carried all Many (2+1) nightstands upstairs from garage, nicely in place man.

Carried down Many (2+1) boxes of Mini-B.'s retired books, dangerous for us man.

Carried up spare dinner-table leaf, finally out of the way man.

Carried up Many-roll box of toilet paper, finally out of the way man.

Charged us only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2), only after we insisted on paying him man.

We are relieved to have furniture finally in place, relieved we man.

 

Napped on newly relocated mattress, firm and heavenly man.

We are hopeful that overnight zzz will yield less back-pain upon awakening, hope we man.

 

Lunch was a supermarket deli sandwich***, ingest we man.

     *** bought along with other stuff with use of Many%-off coupon, financially savvy we man

Din-din was 2 hamburger rolls filled with Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. in good humor, Two Guys week man.

Mini-B. no fatter this week than last, wondrous to report man.

All Many (2+2+1) pants bought at kids' resale shop fit him, try on all tonight man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked for towels for her parents' upcoming visit, ask ex-she man of we man.

We sold her Many (2+1) extra ones for $Many ($2+2+1), financially $avvy we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. impressed with newly installed nightstands and upstairs cleaning, impressed ex-she man.

 

Miu just used box and is lurking nearby to inspect it when it goes off, predictable miu man.

Box has just gone off under miu's suspicious inspection, alert miu man.

We seem to have successfully distracted miu from reentry, imagine that man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Monday report, coma man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. off skool again, "professional inservice day" man.

 

Lunch (for Mini-B.) was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest wee man.

Lunch (for us) was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was breaded-chicken-patty burgers, innovative we man.

Mini-B. had 2 with ketchup/lettuce/tomato, ingest wee man.

We had 2 burgers with ketchup and 2 plain patties, ingest we man.

A good Two Guys din-din, agree wee and we man.

 

Movie night was the early Swiss Family Robinson, from 1ManyMany0 not 1ManyMany0 man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Miu is sneezing a lot and was sound asleep for most of the day, sick or allergic miu man.

[mam521 2,063]

On 4/17/2022 at 12:02 AM, TBoneTX said:

Rant,  man:

 

See last line of previous post, see man.

We just vacuumed the entire upstairs,  man.

We also vacuumed the stairs themselves,  man.

We also vacuumed a couple of carpets downstairs,  man.

 

Vacuums don't work on bare floors, no and  man.

Vacuums also tend to shoot miu-litter in every direction but the vacuum-bin,  man.

 

Just like the last time, we swear on all that's holy, unholy, agnostic, and atheist that we shall never, EVER again do ANY casa-work of ANY kind, si and no and oj tak and oj nie and swear we man.  

Turn off the brush, man!  

 

Or use the non-power head.  2 cats here = many litter!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

Turn off the brush, man!

Or use the non-power head.  2 cats here = many litter!

English-only outside the regional forums, si mam ma'am!   

What 'chu talkin' about, Willis?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Miu sneezing less, sleeping the same, and lobbied for brushing, perhaps recovering miu man.

 

Lunch was onecan of corn from a previous ES, financially savvy we man.

 

Din-din was nuked peas and air-fried "beer-battered cod fillets," ingest Two Guys man.

 

Before sunset, Mini-B. asked if we could go out back to play baseball, wiffleball actually man.

More good Two Guys time, we and wee man.

We will need Heap Strong Medicine for our back tonight, mandatory to ingest we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Wednesday (and mini-miu) report, see man:

 

Miu-sneezes are loud sound just like an air hose coming off a tyre*, exactly man.

     *British spelling

 

Lunch was Many (2+2) gut-bombs from Arby's, WUOC financially savvy we man.

(We were in the neighborhood on an errand, convenient man.)

 

Din-din was at a BBQ place with Mini-B., ex-Mrs.-T-B., & Cousin Mini-B., gaggle man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reminded us that the place had a promotion to support Mini-B.'s skool, OK man.

We didn't really care to eat out twice in one day, but place is pretty good so OK man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reported that the ex-Mrs.-T-B.-ex-mobile, which she had driven the heck out of for years and then sold to an Ecu who gave it to an amiga of his, was totaled in a wreck, sad man.

The chica ran out of gas* on the freeway and was slammed into, demolition derby man.

      *everyone here remembers those stories, surely man

The chica apparently wasn't hurt, amazing man.

But it's the end of an era, bye ex-Mrs.-T-B.-ex-mobile man.

 

Miu still sneezing but acting more normal, recovering miu man.

Miu came upstairs during bed-prep for Mini-B., usual routine for miu man.

Miu also found a bag of rubber bands and deposited them all over the casa, typical of miu man.

We are hopeful that miu will soon return to normalcy, cat-daddy we man.

[Ontarkie 14,234]

I want to scream, I want to strangle manybodies and I want to run away! I'm so tired of this house and the issues that never seem to go away.  I couldn't even sell this place with the way things are going. I'm ready to go out buy another place and say too bad I'm done with it let the bank deal with it. 

 

I'm 100% positive that the previous owner knew about the plumbing issues and never said a thing. We've had issues since moving here in 2008.

 

So even with my service line warranty because my main line is not in my yard they may never get it fixed. It goes a 130 feet through my neighbours yard and the warranty won't cover that,  says the latest plumber. I'm hoping he is wrong. It's orange burg pipe and is collapse. He said they can't reroute it that he has to go to the main tie in. OK well that should be interesting as they cannot find where that tie in is yet. But I know it's more then a 130 feet as the city has that much figured out.  It is mind boggling why he doesn't just go the 20 or so feet to the road, but what do I know I'm just a women who knows nothing.

 

On top of the issues with my fridge not keeping safe temps the roof is leaking again. This roof is barely over 5 years old. I'm fighting with everyone and I can't take anymore and just want to 

 

Ok off to cry again😭

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Oh and the plumbing is 6 feet 7 inches deep on my side of the retaining wall. It goes directly under the retaining wall that I would have to pay to fix myself. There is only about 4 feet between the house and the wall. Guess I'll be sliding into the neighbours house soon too. We live on a hill, it won't take long.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

You would feel much better if you reviewed and used your P-math, si D ma'am.

We are very sorry about your casa problems, si and sigh ma'am.

You really should call the consumer advocate at the local TV station, si ma'am.

 

It will brighten your day to hear that miu has apparently recovered, recovered miu man.

We had a rousing game of "toss & chase the miu toys" last night, re-energized miu man.

Edited April 22, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Thursday culinary report, see man:

 

Mini-B. enjoyed his breakfast of Costco "Egg Bites," ingest for first time wee man.

Lunch was straight-from-container tablespoons of Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

Din-din* was Many (2+2) hot dogs, ingest we man.

    *solo because Mini-B. was at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s, ex-she's night man

 

Miu enjoyed Sheba Perfect Portions for breakfast, demand and ingest miu man.

Miu enjoyed duck-flavored dry stuff throughout day, ingest free-fed miu man.

Miu enjoyed Aldi salmon-flavored miu-treats in afternoon, demand and ingest miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Friday culinary report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of chili, ingest we man.

Din-din was air-fried Costco burgers (1-&-a-half for each of Two Guys), ingest we and wee man.

 

Then was movie night ("The Absent-Minded Professor") and Many (2x2x2) -- yes, Many (2x2x2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn, tie all-time record Two Guys man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Friday Mini-Report, see briefly man:

 

Mini-B. lobbied to walk to the casa from skool, first time for wee man man.

 

We informed ex-Mrs.-T-B. of this, inform we man ex-she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. went aysheep, overprotective ex-she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. recruited 2 parent spies along the route and herself hid on a side street, tail wee man ex-she man.

We couldn't stop laughing, aysheep ex-she man.